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0mossymeep0 · 2 years

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TW: death and decay

The Mezalean King is dead.

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adina123 · 7 months

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This is empires season 1 king Joel’s weapon of choice

#joel smallishbeans #smalishbeans #empires joel #empires smp #esmp headcanons #esmp #smallishbeans

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chaosresponcibly · 2 years

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How I think each of the s1 and s2 Empires characters would react to seeing each other.

False is kinda terrified of Pearl, but overall thinks she's cool. Pearl wants False to be her new sparring buddy (like, the woman built a machine to murder giant hunks of metal and wears clothes she pilfered from a corpse, of course Pearl would love her). False doesnt understand that this is a statement of affection and is even more terrified.

The Scotts are just the 'Misery and CPR' meme. Elf Scott keeps talking about his demon brother and tragic backstoryTM, and the Chromia king just goes "oh yea a magic skull stole my eyeball and a wizard gave me a new one.' Eventually they start talking about their bfs and become friends ('my husband rescued me from a dungeon so I built him a cave full of his favorite things' 'nice. My boyfriend just shows up randomly and gives me wood').

The Jimmys absolutely confuse the hell out of each other. The Codfather just off-handedly talks about his traumatic past in between bouts of how awesome his sister and brother-in-law are. He's a god and totally unbothered by it, while the Sheriff keeps grumbling about God calling him a toy when he is Not A Toy. They introduce each other to the other Norman.

The Sausages just point at each other like the spiderman meme. They joke about their trauma while still smiling. They coo over Bubbles together. The protector of Sanctuary talks about Eddie and Hermes. The king of Mythland talks about his little siblings and how much he loves them; he also mentions his best friend who sounds suspiciously similar to the sunflower goddess...

The Joels HATE each other. God Joel keeps making fun of the Mad King for being short and made of clay and he just laughs his ass off, doesnt acknowledge him, and rants about how amazing his fish wife is. God Joel feels insecure and angry, the Mad King is offended because someone is ignore how AMAZING AND WONDERFUL his wife is.

The Pixls have a wonderful afternoon drinking and spilling tea. They discuss philosphy and history, they lovingly make fun of Jimmy, they compliment each other's empires.

Shrub and Shelby are instant friends. Shrub is kinda scared of Shelby because witches could mean bad news, but Shelby instantly introduces Tortoise and all goes well. They talk about their different magic, Shelby gives a whole bundle of potions to the wolves. They talk about how cute Katherine is and mom-friend Joey.

The Joeys respect each other. They arent that close, but they think each other are cool. They fight over if Katherine or Xornoth is better; neither wins but they have fun coming up with compliments for the people they like (they also talk as if said objects of affection love them back).

The Katherines go monster hunting together. Overgrown Katherine talks about her awesome gnome gf. Glimmer Grove Katherine complains about her suitor that cant seem to understand that she isnt a pirate.

At first, the fWhips bond over chaos and destruction. 'I put wardens in half the server's bases to thank them for coming to my wedding' 'I created a ravine.' All goes well until Jimmy gets brought up. Count fWhip complains about the whole 'board of dead salmon' thing, and Goblin fWhip jumps to his defense. They get into a big ol fight and make up a little while later.

The Gems, while amicable, dont really like each other. Wizard Gem thinks Princess Gem's a scardy cat, and Princess Gem thinks Wizard Gem is too intense and a little scary. They do have fun talking about fWhip and Sausage though.

Mayor Lizzie is both a little intimidated by the ocean enpress, and also thinks she's super cool. She's an actual strong, tall, powerful god (unlike the one from Stratos). She is a little scary, though, cause of the army of axolotls and the whole water thing. The ocean empress thinks she's nice (and kinda funny); Mayor Lizzie really reminds her of her friend with his empire of cats before he got corrupted...

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mcyt-headcannons · 4 months

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Sheriff Jimmy’s Tumble Town is inhabited by ghosts

It’s a literal ghost town

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jinxneedssleep · 2 years

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Empires smp thoughts: Modernization

Someone pointed out that the empires smp s1 cast are royalty, compared to what the s2 cast is. With the thousand year time skip, royal bloodlines have been made nonexistent. With the empires collapsed and no suitable heir, the survivors of the rapture developed modern governments. With the exception of Glimmer Grove, the Order of succession for the rest of the continent is not hereditary. Hence why none of the rulers refer to themselves by noble titles, unlike S1. “It’s mayor actually” The only other princess is Gem, who is self proclaimed.

Modernization includes technology as well. The S1 cast endured long meetings and communicated through letters deliver by messenger bird. The type of bird carrier varied between empire. (Rivendell used snow owls, Lost Empire had parrots, etc) They only resorted to communicators in emergency situations; whereas in S2 timeline, unless they are discussing trade deals, a communicator is all they technically need.

Due to most written text being destroyed, the only preserved document the historian guild has access to is the Ocean Queens journal; which has faced considerable damage. A thousand years has changed a lot of the language. The letters found in the ruins has a vastly different writing structure, compared to universal ‘Common.’ It’s the empires equivalent of Shakespearean English compared to modern English. This has caused much context to be lost in translation.

#empires smp #empires smp s2 #esmp headcannons #i like overthinking world building #esmp headcanons

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inkcoveredmoon · 1 year

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little empires hermes headcanons i have!

hermes only knows how to read spanish and ancient greek, they can speak modern english but luckily for his dads they can’t read it

hermes is selectively mute, if they don’t know you/barely know you? as quite as a mouse not even a scream if he gets scared. sorta know them? only talk in single words like: hungry, hi, bye, where dad?, ect. know them closer like eddie or lizzie? a little shy but still talks a fair amount. your joel or sausage and no one else is around? he hasn’t stopped talking but it’s adorable

hermes uses he/they and prefers to be called child instead of son

hermes call sausage papi/papa and joel dad/dada

hermes slow blinks at you like a cat to show that they like you

hermes has to bathe in the fountain about once a week to insure he doesn’t become just a shulker again

hermes wears typical stratos clothes in sanctuary and sanctuary style clothes in stratos

hermes steals sausages scarf when at stratos or just not at sanctuary

#empires smp #smallishbeans #esmp #mythical sausage #mythicalsausage #empires hermes #empires headcanons #esmp headcanons #esmp hermes

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shiningstarlight101 · 1 year

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Hello lonely traveler can i over you some empires Oli headcanons 🤝

-Oli os still used to being an enderman and sometimes (a lot of the time) forgets he isn't anymore

-Although no longer an enderman, he can still talk to them and understand their language perfectly

-Like one time Lizzie got stuck up a tree ans Oli went "Don't worry, I got this." And just stood there for 2 minutes trying to teleport before grabbing a ladder

-He still has a relatively high aversion to water but he's making steps towards getting used to it

-Sometimes he just gets the people he knew in Afterlife confused with the people in Empires and he'll go "oh remember when this happened" and they have no idea what the hell he's talking about

-Additionally most people concider Oli's tales to be like 70% made up stories he just made up to share

-Kind of has a grudge against saint Pearl after seeing Afterlife!Sausage just in her house permanently asleep

-Which sometimes makes him scared of Hermitcraft!Pearl because they look identical

-Does sometimes double check to see if Sausage doesn't secretly have wings or a halo

#empire smp #esmp #esmp s2 #mcytblr #mcyt #empires smp s2 #empires smp #theorionsound #orionsound #headcanons #esmp headcanons #empires smp headcanons

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lostapuzzlepiece · 2 years

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imagine that hermes’ favorite toy is that toy sheriff he’s gonna get, right? and since its his favorite toy, the sheriff just so happens to end up his favorite person

#just imagine #its like when kids meet the disneyland version of their favorite princess #he just talks on and on to the sheriff #since his favorite toy is based on the sheriff #and its so funny #i like to believe that while the sheriff said he doesnt care about little hermes to both of his dads #its a lot harder to brush off an enthusiastic child who looks up to you #so its half ‘im not a toy i promise’ and half ‘the sheriff wants you to eat your veggies and he’ll tell me if you dont’#if that makes sense?#anyways i think it would be hilarious #esmp hermes #empires smp #mcyt #esmp headcanons #esmp the sheriff

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ivy-is-chaos · 2 years

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So, because of Lizzie's new video I came up with a theory/head cannon for her. I think That she was grew up in the wild hearing all these tales of how awful humans are to cats. But you know the saying "curiosity killed the cat" I'm thinking that Lizzie heard all these things but still wanted to explore. So she came up with a disguise. She walked into a human library and just started reading. This explains how she knew about the axolotls. She found everything fascinating but did not read to in depth because she was on a bit of a time crunch to get back home. Which is why she did not know that the axolotls would not attack the zombies. She kept coming back to the library and village and eventually became less wary of humans to the point where she did not run away when she saw them, but still had never talked to one. Cat Lizzie does not like people so that is why her empire is entirely made up of animals. Even her villagers.

Just a thought from me: Since Lizzie is nervous around people, or just very cautious I want to see her befriend False. Who is also wary of the other players. Their friendship dynamic would be those two friends who have such a strong bound because of their shared experiences, but like also can go weeks without seeing the other, then pick up right where they left off in a conversation. I just want False to have some friends dude!

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waywardnajsepticeye · 2 years

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You know what? Fuck it.

Headcanon that Jimmy is actually a toy who had been blessed with the gift of life.

#i will die on that hill #empires smp #esmp #empires s2 #empires season two #empires smp season 2 #empires headcanons #empires smp headcanons #esmp headcanons #empires jimmy #empires smp jimmy #jimmy solidarity #solidaritygaming #mcyt #mcytblr

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mar-im-o · 2 years

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Been thinking a lot about Joel lore

He’s doing great, but I think I can spice things up.

The gods are gone, you see, long-since fallen into an unending sleep a millennia or two ago, and though there are some who still worship the fallen gods, many more have given up on that pursuit.

It is clear that this world is a godless one, after all. Why put faith in the beings which failed it?

But there are still remnants of the gods in the way of the godforged. Some say they’re the reborn souls of long-lost gods, others say they’re gifts to the families who continue to worship. No matter the means, there are beings with powers derived from the gods, a curiosity and oddity to the mortals who raise them.

That is Joel.

Joel, born with golden wings welded to his back. Joel, who commands water to flow where there’d otherwise be none. Joel, who can levitate land and reform ruins and bring life where there is none.

Joel the godforged, homeless, undying, who builds a home in Stratum only for mortals to follow. Joel, who the mortals proclaim is god and he dares not to argue.

He’s still not eleven foot though

#empires smp #esmp s2 #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #mcy #esmp headcanons #empires s2

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dadokid · 1 year

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Hermitcraft Recap Headcanon

I am currently watching Pixlriffs stream on the Hermit’s server and I had a fun thought at reading someone say “The real reason Pix is on HC is to gather more information for the recap” Lets place it as if the recap would be a canon newspaper. And now read my following headcanons: -Pixlriffs is the journalist and maker of said newspaper - He is pretty good at hiding and still catching conversations etc. (not too good of an eyesight but incredibly good hearing) - He scatters around the HC Server to try and find the most gossip & drama just for the funs - He has like a portable endless notepad with him that he can write everything onto - IF people notice him he mostly plays it off like: “Ah, yeah. Nah I’m just looking around fellas. I am TOTALLY not spying at you or writing down your gossip.” Yeah thats all xD

#in conclusion : Pixlriffs = Gossip Girl #empires smp #empires pixl #pixlriffs #empires x hermitcraft #esmp pixl #esmp x hc #hermitcraft recap #hc recap #pixlriffs headcanon #hc headcanon #esmp headcanons #empires smp headcanons

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adina123 · 1 year

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I thought of a hilarious situation for Hermes what if Joel one day choose to mess with jimmy by leaving Hermes in tumble town forced jimmy to be a babysitter or something

well turns out that Hermes because of the dolls Joel makes ends up being very receptive to all the cowboy things Jimmy let’s him do to keep him happy while he’s there

And joel doesn’t know it but it at first but there are consequences for the huge mistake he inflicted upon himself

because in doing that because when Hermes goes home he now wants to be a cowboy

and nothing Joel does gets him to stop the experience changed him now he always wears his hat that Jimmy made him and throws tantrums when someone try’s to take it and refuses to go anywhere if he doesn’t have the hat on

he turns into one of those kids that’s obsessed with a movie so he watches it over and over again and who’s parents are also forced to watch it or a kid with a special interest in wild west and he never stops talking about the topic

Hermes loved the dessert and him and his father can make rain storms so he doesn’t like the rain any more so he starts claiming to be the god of cowboys

when he gets older and he develops a unique domain he officially becomes the god of deserts and oasis’s patron of explorers and pioneer a guide to those looking to start journeys and facings trials

#empires smallishbeans #empires smp #esmp s2 #esmp jimmy #smallishbeans #hermes #esmp hermes #esmp headcanons #empires solidarity #jimmy solidarity

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