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stupd000 · 5 months

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Jean Headcanons🤗

most of these aren’t romantic headcanons, just things i think he does

Enjoy!!

•Jean is the type of person to silent laugh then start hitting the person who made him laugh

•Jean has HORRIBLE music taste, intern introduced him to real music later in their relationship once they noticed

•Jean has the most kind, perfect smile a man could have, his eyes get all squinty, he has dimples and the faintest smile lines and intern is in love with him

•Sleeps in the weirdest positions. Like Intern woke up on the floor bc Jean kicked them off accidentally.

•Listens to Lana Del Ray

•Loves making breakfast for Intern because it makes him feel like he’s surprising them every morning but he’s really not but he just wants to feel special okay guys.

•Needs reading glasses, won’t get them. They make him feel old.

•Is such a plant guy, always kills them, always feels guilt because he feels like a horrible father.

•(Idk why but i have a feeling that Intern got injured ever so slightly and it left a scar,) Jean loves tracing Interns scars

•Originally went to college for interior design but changed his major to accounting

•Hates vegetables, Literally won’t eat them unless he is tricked.

•Got one of those galaxy projectors and falls asleep staring at it every night.

•Hates Cashmere

•Leaves the toilet seat up.

•When Intern and him are doing different things in the same room, he’ll reach over and rub their arm as just like a “hey i’m here.”

•Likes to watch rain like a dad

•Likes having his hair pulled

•That’s all!!🤍

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Again, another short list of head canons. sorryyyy, Happy New Year!!

#escaped audios #escaped asmr #escaped jean #escaped intern #audio roleplay #headcanons #viralpost #please help im going insane

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piffany666 · 5 months

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Kinda spoilers but not really

So because of this I raise you this headcanon!

In the escaped audios discord escaped talked about the intern's cannon backstory being that they grew up in a neighbourhood overrun by gangs and that's why they grew up romanticising the mafia as a more sophisticated version of what they grew up with. With the added benefit of being a family, somthing they never really had cos their parents are sh*t.

This all kinda leads me to think that they grew up with very little money

The intern is REALLY not used to their new life in Cuba and while they absolutely love being able to have nice things they are constantly scared that one day something bad will happen and it'll all go away because they aren't used to being able to indulge like they can now. BUT Jean (and the brothers) are always their to comfort them and remind them that its ok to enjoy the life they have now

#its only a spoiler if escaped wants to explore the listener's cannon backstory in future audios #escaped audios #escaped jean #escaped audios jean #escaped audios new jerseys rats #escaped audios badaboom #escaped audios badabing #escaped intern #escaped audios headcanons #escaped audios intern

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shelfperson · 2 months

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i’m sorry i just keep fucking imagining hannibal’s internet history being searched after season 2 and it’s just church collapses church collapses will graham taddlecrime.com chesapeak ripper taddlecrime.com standard monograph of time of death by insect decay will graham taddlecrime.com church collapses beautiful italian seaside villas for sale

#the poor intern who uad to pour over all that #the villas were for the escape plan :/#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram

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thebibliosphere · 3 days

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since u hv EDS, i was wondering how do you feel about the portrayal of it in fourth wing? i dont hv EDS myself but ive seen people say that the fact that violet literally falls from her dragon mid air and then is cuaght would dislocate the hell out of her hips and that doesnt happen. which is weird considering that yarros has EDS herself. like youd think she'd know better right? idk what do u think as a writer also with EDS?

I think Yarros is entitled to write whatever escapist fantasy she likes about how she experiences her own disability, but unfortunately, the book gives me the ick on multiple levels.

It's very... disability rep circa the early 2000s...

The disability only affects her when it can be used for angst or to make a point of how small and fragile she is next to the big, strong male love interest (ick). And the rest of the time, she's an unstoppable badass who can fall out of the sky and ride a dragon and be just fine! Except for when there's a plot reason or a man around. Then she's made of spun glass and needs to be handled with care.

At least make it make sense, y'know?

It also needed a better editor, tbh. My writer/editor brain kept flagging issues with the pacing and the tone.

Honestly, based on stylistic tone, it feels like it was meant to be a YA (not a bad thing), but because the publisher is a romance house, they jammed sex into it to make it appeal to an adult audience. It's jarring.

Anyway. Yeah. Not a fan. Sorry to anyone who likes it 😅

It's just very not much my cup of tea as a fellow disabled author with EDS who can't turn the EDS off when it's convenient.

#I also think Yarros has a lot of internalized ableism to deal with #and I really wouldn't care save for the fact I can't escape this fucking book

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willowwee · 26 days

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New Jersey Rats doodles

Ramble: here some random doodles of the rats that i drew when i got bored while waiting for my mom 🔥🔥 i love the idea of Badaboom and Intern being so invested in paper fortune. Badabing def the type of friend that loves to gossip with Intern. I also imagined Intern didnt hesitate to shoot Casey bcs they got petty over what Casey said to them 💀💀

Anyway here a pic of a lobster its funny

#escaped audios #escaped audios new jersey rats #new jersey rats #new jersey rats series #new jersey rats jean #new jersey rats intern #new jersey rats badabing #new jersey rats badaboom #digital art #rp asmr #rp audio #x listener #rp audio series #rp asmr series #audio series #asmr series

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jtl-fics · 1 year

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Fluent Freshman - Part 07

The thing about Nicky knowing that FF knows Russian and therefore understands every single excruciatingly sweet, ear-reddingly spicy, or shockingly mundane thing that Andrew and Neil say to one another is that he is objectively the 3rd worst person to know this secret.

First place is, of course, Andrew Minyard the man who has now asked him about his family 3 times in the last week and a half. FF doesn’t really care if Andrew goes after the majority of his ‘family’ since it’s just his step brothers and step dad but Andrew might go after his Grandma too so he just says “We don’t talk” every time it comes up and deletes his entire chat history with his grandma that way Andrew won’t know how close they are. If that means that Andrew thinks that no one would look for him if he happened to disappear into a shallow grave FF doesn’t know. He’s already doomed so the least he can do is save his gran.

Second place is, of course, Captain Neil. Captain has mentioned quite a few times that a lot of people stay with friends or people they’re close with over Thanksgiving break. It’s meaner than Captain Neil usually would be off of the Court reminding FF that he has friends but none close enough who would want to spend a holiday with him. He plans to go see his Gran for Thanksgiving and she plans to feed him a truly ridiculous amount of food. It’s the same plan he’s had pretty much every year since he was 13.

Third place is Nicky Hemmick. Nicky is a very nice guy who got him a paperboy to hyperventilate into a couple times and would absolutely never intentionally OUT somebody and compromise their safety! Nicky’s talked with FF about some of his background so FF has full confidence that it’s never going to be something that Nicky intentionally outs to anyone. But there are two main reasons why Nicky is the third worst person to find out about this secret.

The first reason is that Nicky Hemmick just unabashedly loves gossip. FF has heard that with the graduation of the girls the previous year had gone Allison Reynolds who had multiple running bets on multiple teammates and a whole cache of gossip. Now Nicky has access to the ultimate accidental gossip magnet in the man who no one notices, who knows any language the Foxes speak and is too awkward to get up and leave when they start talking.

Nicky will never tell another soul his secret but he also HAS to know what Neil and Andrew are saying to one another and when Nicky lies to cover for him the charge is one free conversation translation.

He’s absolutely hooked on getting translations the since the first time he had asked what Andrew and Neil are hissing at one another one morning practice.

FF translated it awkwardly feeling like a creep and like he’s invading their privacy but Nicky had helped him eat the four slavic letter flashcards he had made up to help a friend study the language when Captain Neil and Andrew had come back early from a weekend alone in Columbia.

Nicky had even assured him afterwards that the ink was probably non-toxic and given him floss so he could get the flashcard wedged between his molars out.

So….

“Andrew’s mad that Captain Neil skipped breakfast because they’re working to make him eat something for every meal. Captain Neil’s mad because Andrew’s the one that kept him in bed so long that he didn’t have time to make anything.”

Nicky squeals in delight

The second reason, which is just compounded by the first, is the fact that Nicky had promised not to tell another Soul. However Nicky Hemmick, the romantic that he is, believes that he and his Fiancé Erik share one soul since they are soulmates. Therefore Nicky Hemmic had barely even registered FF’s tears of gratitude before he was calling Erik to tell him about FF.

The sheer number of close calls that have happened because Nicky HAS to tell Erik about something Andrew and Neil said to one another or something someone else is saying is the reason FF started getting ulcers.

Watching Nicky talk to Erik about him knowing Russian is like watching a member of the three stooges walk through a construction site blindfolded. FF nearly kills himself stopping Nicky from outing him numerous times and at the end Nicky’s smiling, unscathed and unaware of the sheer number of close calls he had sauntered through.

FF can’t wait to go home and bury his face in his grandma’s lap, stress eat two apple pies, and tell her about how he thinks he might just become an electrician or a plumber or an underwater welder because one of his language professors wants him to come and speak to a lower level class (a gen-ed with over a hundred people in it) about the usefulness of LATIN for all their majors since they can parse the meaning via root word and he had panicked and said ’Sure’.

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The thing about being the only person on the team that knows that FF speaks Russian and is riddled with social anxiety is that it’s absolutely hilarious most of the time.

Every once in a while he has to step in to help the guy.

So sometimes he’ll eat flashcards. Sometimes he’ll distract his cousin with a salacious comment so FF can escape a dangerous conversation with his drunk friend. Sometimes he pushes FF to go talk to Abby about his tummy troubles. Sometimes he’ll hand over one of the brown paper bags he keeps in his backpack nowadays so FF can wheeze into it and sometimes he’ll assure his cousin that FF’s passing out after he offered to teach him how to use a knife was probably because of his stomach ulcers not because FF is terrified of Andrew stabbing him.

Nicky is the only member of the Foxes that FF regularly seeks out on his own to hang out with and Nicky just loves how hard Andrew and Neil are trying not to be jealous about it.

“I want to ask Smith if he wants to come spend Thanksgiving Break with us.” Andrew says out of the blue a week before the aforementioned break when it’s just Aaron, Neil, Nicky and himself in Nicky’s dorm room.

Nicky thinks about FF talking about going back to his hometown in Washington State and how he waxed poetic about spending Thanksgiving Break with his Grandma and how he was going to eat his weight in pie and Macaroni and Cheese.

“He’s planning on going and seeing his grandma. He won’t shut up about it.” Nicky says still glad that FF has a family member like his grandma.

Everyone else in the room look at him.

“He won’t shut up about it?” Aaron asks with an eyebrow raised. Aaron likes FF just fine and appreciates how FF has helped Katelyn start to grasp the fundamentals of the German language so quickly so she can understand what’s being said. “So what he said it twice?” He continues.

Nicky remembers FF’s ability for catastrophizing every conversation with the Foxes into one where it comes out that he speaks Russian and Andrew stabs him. As far as the other Foxes are concerned he’s a man of few words.

“He’s been talking about it all month. If I hear about his grandma’s apple pie recipe one more time I might demand he sneak a slice back for me through TSA.” Nicky loves stoking the flames, especially when the fire is harmless. He watches Aaron shrug and the skin around both Neil and Andrew’s mouths tightens. “You can ask him, the worst he can say is No.” Nicky shrugs.

Nicky is there when Andrew does ask him and he can see the prolonged internal scream of terror on the utterly blank face (or maybe he just imagines it.) and in a way Nicky is a little sad when FF shakes his head and says “No, I have plans with my Grandma.” In an utterly blank voice that means he has functionally blue-screened before turning and walking towards the nearest door so he can reboot in solitude.

“The offer stands if you change your mind.” Neil says and Nicky is impressed with the seemingly very casual thumbs up FF gives as he power walks away.

A little less than a week later Nicky finds Andrew next to FF and FF looking down at a cancelled flight notification after coming in from a truly monumental storm.

Andrew offers Thanksgiving in Columbia again.

Nicky tries to stop it from happening he can see that FF is a little lost in his disappointment over not being able to see his grandma and not thinking clearly but before he can snap him out of it.

“Sure.”

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