#enjoy this stupid lil thing

[esha-isboogara]

✰ requests + blog rules ✰

my old list was cringe and outdated and so hard to read so here’s my new one !!

what i will write ➤

-nsfw content!! that includes dead dove don’t eat, non-con elements, stepcest, most kinks

-fluff/cutesy stuff

-suicide/death/mental illness/self harm

-character x character, character x oc or anything along those lines

-blood violence and gore

what i will not write ➤

-actual incest!!

-zoophilia/pedophilia

-hateful content (racism, homophobia, transphobia etc).

-underage characters!! i am more than willing to age them up but i will not be writing for anyone under the age of 18

-piss kinks

fandoms ➤

oh boy this is gonna be a long list so prepare to scroll <3

anime —>

➩death note

➩jujutsu kaisen

➩chainsaw man

➩hunter x hunter

➩cowboy bebop

➩one punch man

➩jojos bizarre adventure

➩hetalia

➩bleach

➩devil man crybaby

➩full metal alchemist

➪free!

➪demon slayer

➩➩➩➩➩

movies —>

➩starwars !

➩all marvel movies

➪suicide squad

➩any pedro pascal movie

➩any oscar isaac movie

shows —>

➩mandolorian

➩book of boba fett

➩andor

➩brooklyn 99

➩rick and morty

➩moonknight

➩captain america + the winter soldier

➩young justice

➩adventure time

real people —>

➩markiplier

➩will lenny (willne)

➩wilbur soot

➩barry keoghan

➩adam driver

➩pedro pascal

#what do i even tag #i’ll do it in the morning #good night tumblr #enjoy this stupid lil thing

[b4kuch1n]

THEE audiodrama disguised as podcast

#sherlock and co #s&co #sherlock holmes #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #Ive been thinking abt these design SO much lmao. even while doing other things #decided to take cues from acd/granada more. hence sherlock's headband to mimic slicked back hair #and I went with Colors bc. well first of all Im a clown. but second of all I recall some stuff abt victorian fabrics and uh. the wonder of #arsenic green etc #they were enjoying the colors I can commit to some #and. okay Im so real with u Im also a long haired john truther bc he has a podcast of course he'd have long hair but #I think its gonna take a Hot minute. currently this is still like the slightly-grown-out regulation cut #john's jacket is bc he and sherlock are 90s kids. this was a moment of enlightenment to me. I can give john every windbreaker on earth #mariana gets the jean jacket bc I like to imagine she's a y2k kid #(sherlock I think is only 90s kid in year of birth that man's childhood was skipping class to burn shit in the wood) #(but he canonically sews which I fucking love so much. he has not bought new clothes for almost a decade #if a shirt's disintegrating no it isn't. not on his watch) #a lil sad I cant figure out how to give them hats lol I feel like thats the most victorian thing there is. a stupid hat #I can at any moment give one of them a beanie. but I refuse #there are. like a Hoard of other scribbly sketches I did to get used to drawing them. but those are for me those are not for the public #and also theyre in my sketchbook and Im too lazy to scan them #happened mostly during lunar new year lol. I was getting Hard whipped then thank u s&co for carrying me thru #ok I do other things now. have this for a while ok? thank u #have a good night lads. enjoy motion

[carltonlassie]

#gay lil punch & the hand going right back into his coat pocket lol #idk what this subplot was for but. cute #mash #i guess with that episode with the french lady. she was saying how sorry she was that he isn't much of a boy at all #bc he's never carefree and never lets himself experience the whimsy. it's good 2 see him experience the stupid stuff for fun #(also that ep was like. my family won't ever accept you with your unconventional ways => reading it with DOS being closeted..... poignant) #which is why i think him + klinger subplots are so fun. klinger is impulsive and wild and sometimes v basic #and drags charles into situations he'd never find himself in. and charles seems annoyed but when hes with klinger #he lets himself be 'stupid' and enjoys doing the stupid stuff. he's not verbally nice to klinger still.. calling him dumb and all but #i think klinger is such a great guy bc he knows that's how charles expresses himself and he's just afraid to let things happen to him. #and he keeps on going back to charles for his enterprises and adventures and includes him. and charles has changed a lot thru him u know. #anyways.

[luck-of-the-drawings]

THE ORDER OF PALMS An order of holy folk that serve The Helm, working to create powerful Aasimar Paladins for the purpose of protecting any who hire their help. [BACKSTORY UNDER CUT]

One day, Gjör and her peers were lead by their mentor Opheria, to a mission far from their home. On the peak of that mountain village, they saw upon the horizon, the castle of their home go up in flames. Horrified and scared, the apprentices sought to follow their mentors guidance, and followed her lead into a small barn. It was there, that Opheria proceeded to slaughter each and everyone of the apprentices. It seemed she somehow had a hand in this sudden attack on the Order of Palms. Gjör D'annevual survived a sword through the 'heart', on account of a rare condition, that places her heart on the other side of her chest. When she finally managed to bring herself back home, the Order was insulted by her survival. She had so many better peers, why couldn't any of them have survived? This runt was seriously the only thing that survived Opherias wrath? It was better to just wash their hands clean of this. Thus the Order decided to banish Gjör from their ranks. She now travels the land in search of a purpose.

#luckys original content #dungeons and dragons #MY OCSSSS MY WONDERFUL OCSSS ITS BEEN SO LONGGGG!!this is a fairly old character that i made foreeeever ago #i was trying to go full on into DND LORE ONLY instead of makin up my own stuff. so when i was lookin around i learned abt THE HELM #the god of protection or watever it was. i also like playing paladin bc i love to hit things w my sword. i also like aasimars bc theyrprett #im sure i ahd other Min Maxy reasons for her but i dont have her sheet n ive forgotten everything. never got a chance to play her but yknow #maybe someday. I LIKE HER ALOT TOO. big and strong and well meaning but a lil dumb. justa lil dense n stupid. but she tries!! #I LIKE CHARACTERS THAT HAVE JUST SMALL THINGS DIFERENT ABT THEM. i knew some1 who had that condition. where everythings just flipped #aint that fucked up? that ur organs can just be flipped? and inever see it in fiction. its so neat. imagine finding out like THIS too #she had blacked out from the sword through the heart. the last thing she heard from her mentor was; #'you were a great student. that is why you above all else must die. i hope you understand' spoken through a gentle voice and a gentle smile #the very same that had guided Gjör so far through her journey.A BETRAYAL LIKE NO OTHER! she awoke utop a pile of comrades #each bloodied and dead and cold. she used her own magic to heal herself. to catch herself from the precipice of bleeding out #when she stepped out of the barn she had found that the village was burned to the ground #she was shellshocked!! it took her weeks to limp all the way back down that mountain. all the way back to the place she called home #only to be spit on and kicked back out. being a Paladin of the Palms was her entire life. what was she to do now? #OH SO THE ART. I RLY LIKE HER DESIGN.heavily based off of THE BABY SITTER from HALO LEGENDS. i fuckin love halo so much guys..... #i just love that trope of Big Strong Person in Armor that we all thought wasa fullgrown MAN takes off the helmet to revel shesa PRETTY GIRL #my favorite in the WORLD!! i also like the silly frilly pretty dress sorta motif in gjors armor. it hides all the stuff i dont wanna draw #thats all the ramble i got in me for now. PLEASE ENJOY. and ask me abt my ocs

[moonchild-in-blue]

I need our best friend Mr. Adam Ross to come through with those flower crown pictures because I cannot function right now.

(also if they decide to give ii one as well I'll legitimately pass away)

#the pose. that stupid bastard princess pose #🥺😩 #also #is it me or are they enjoying the kissies a lil ~extra~ lately? #cus we had The Pucker 😚 like 2 days ago #and today they lingered a lil bit longer than usual #those slutty bastards are SO aware of what they're doing to is and honestly? disgusting. i want more. #(don't take this the wrong way i don't mean to be weird. they all just seem to be having extra fun lately and i love it) #this one is for the weird Gatekeeper Dude-Bros who act scandalized when people comment they're hot #(obviously be respectful and don't then uncomfortable but you know what i mean) #God forbid women (cus it's almost always targeted at us) enjoy things #ANYWAYS #they look like they're having the time of their lives and it's what they deserve #i hope the rest of the tour goes smoothly for them #sleep token

[gaytobymeres]

i think the point of a university-level education is a bit lost on some of my course mates...

#things are not going to be spoon fed to you you will have to do your own research #seek out your own education guided by lectures and assignments #relish that freedom instead of lamenting it!! #some of these assignments are actually good and ive been able to tailor them to my interests #like rn im learning about the uses of bracken in ancient scotland! #i just did a whole project on tomato grafting (i love solanaceae - tomato family) and whilst it was hard i did enjoy reading about it #we had some mini essays to research and they were so interesting to research and fun to write because one of them was a comparing two #articles and one of them was really bad so it was fun to rip it to shreds and actually apply the knowledge we've been accumulating in class #but i think the point of doing all this is lost on some of them #which is a real shame #maybe im just a nerd? #i very much have the benefit of doing a degree before this so maybe im being harsh #but saying that assessments suck doesnt make them any more interesting #also we have so much free reign over topic that if it sucks it's kind of on you a lil bit #though i will admit some of the assignments are stupid

[rainworld-enot]

Since you replied, I'll elaborate (jk, I was gonna do that anyways) enot's funky little trait is spawning those singularity eggs every cycle, so if enot was engineered by an iterator, it's obviously meant to be ascendy. but the egg doesn't actually permakill or ascend anyone, so it's a failure. But it does succeed in a different way. It warps reality! this is best showed in the dating sim thing, as every time the egg is used, or cracked, it causes some pretty weird reality-bending (in one case, just making a whole new universe) in the standard game it just acts like a regular singularity bomb, but you could also interpret that the weirdness of the Enot campaign is due to the egg's influence. Enot on their own is (mostly) like a regular slugcat. It's when they bring along the egg that things get all funky and, of course, the dating sim setting itself! you unlock it by ascending as Enot, which implies that rather than truly ascending, they ended up resetting the cycles in a new alternate universe or timeline, and the routes where they end up using the egg causes further weirdness... and most notably, Saint knows about this and has tried to break the cycles using it! it's implied it just resets the cycle instead, though. So, thanks to enot your au could technically be cannon! (Thx to bluenightold for putting this in my brain. And sorry that this is excessively long :( )

You're good with having it really long- I like reading people's rambles as a whole!

Void in general causes reality warping properties, we can see this in general with echos, singularity bombs, and karma flowers which all have void fluid in them from what we can see of the effects.

Even Rubicon has this odd effect of changing properties of things, and is probably closer to the void freaking the fuck out from Saint... Saint-ness. We can see the creatures with void in them as a whole tend to have a lot more energy and movement. given the destruction too it's likely that void has a stupid amount of energy but also highly corrosive by all means.

It's very interesting as a whole, given the fact this means there's an unnatural vs natural power sources issue within the game and likely has been in affect in the past given that the emergency power batteries (known as Rarefaction cells)! which act nearly exactly like singularity cells if destroyed via a leviathan if not a bit worse. probably a bit more of the aftershock (best word to use I suppose) is affected and twisted much worse to the point where artificer can not survive the aftershocks... but given it's literally warping everything with the amount of energy produced, it's like a much worse version of breaking the wind barrier in a way. Probably a very painful death given everything.

Saint is definitely fucked up! and I love it. it's very fun to imagine the relationship of em in my own hc and aus of these lil guys :)!!

#ooc #I FORGOT ABOUT THIS IN THE ASK BOX I APOLOGIZE SKAHJDHDS but!! #Enot is technically NOT canon at all but like... #I like Enot. Enot is fun <3 #I typically don't ramble as much because low energy + most of the time it's literal nonsense to others #also adhd is a hell and makes my brain full of words faster than it can process in a sensible way #I probably COULD say things about my thoughts on SOS but uhhh ummm hmmm hmmrrrghh I do not think... I should given something I'm doing #If you're not one of the 3 players you shouldn't worry about it... <3 #I don't think they all follow this blog anyways lmao but not taking chances. but vague words about it is enough to be said #literally my thoughts on rw's whole cycling thing is sooo fun tho. it's like when you disable a stupid ass system issue and eventually #have to deal with it again... every time. ... *looks to intel graphics on like my normal tablet...* #but yeah anyways literally everyone ever is allowed to send me rambles and stuff I do enjoy reading others people stuff a LOT #shout out to me wanting to kill... maybe even maim vegas a bit for making it a PAIN in my opinion as a whole when I animated that lil saint #thing that oddly blew up for what it was but that's on me and anyways it was a test animation as a whole but man.. that's on me a bit huh. #Enot takes place between Arti and Hunter #I should state that!!! I feel like it's a bit weird to bring it up but like... it's a fun fact imo.

[welcometogrouchland]

I've decided I need to post at least some of my DC art backlog or I may actually explode and die

#ramblings of a lunatic #i have things I'm cooking #it's always weird when a new obsession takes me bc it usually is so intense that it blocks out any ability to think/talk abt- #-whatever it is I've been posting about for the past year or two #and I'm always afraid that I'm like. alienating anyone who views my blog on a regular basis #which is stupid! i know that this is my house and I can post whatever i want! #it just feels odd #especially bc enjoying comics isn't like enjoying other stuff for me. it's complicated #GAH anyway. I'm currently following along with bop + batman and robin rn (+semi following the flash??? a lil???) #(I'm one of the sickos who's actually looking forward to beast world exclusively bc of the tie-ins (like the flash). i know I'm a freak) #but like. that's two monthly series. i have to sustain myself with day dreams #and then i don't know how to externalise the daydreams. also i feel like i know too much abt canon to exist soley in the like. #the corner of the fandom that's just an echo of the source material (which is valid imo as a separate off-shoot of fandom) #but also i always feel like i don't know Enough (nor do i have enough bitterness in my soul) to occupy the mainstream more hardline- #-comic fan spaces that adhere much more closely to canon #ergo i never know like. who I'm making a post for in that sense bc I'm not sure i could slot comfortably into either camp yknow? #i should value my own opinions and interests enough to just vote for myself. and yet #and yet... #anyway. it's probably gonna be the usual slew of redesigns and doodles of C...nay Z-listers that i care about #if it does happen. which like i said. if it doesn't. i esplode

[angelamontoo]

I showed my mum The Mask of Dimitrios.

She liked it, but she did not like Karol Bulic lemme tell you. She called him-and I quote, a "Pitiful fucking loser"

Also, I hope Irana and Cornelius stayed in contact and became friends

#itd be cute #i like when Peter Lorre characters and a woman with a mysterious and shady past are friends #the mask of dimitrios #cornelius leyden #irana preveza #karol Bulic #yeah my mum is kinda harsh towards pathetic dimwitted lil guys in old films #one of her favourite christmas films is 'Its a wonderful life' but she absolutely cannot stand Georges uncle #and when i showed her IGAM oh boy! the things she said about my poor boy Louie #her comments regarding him included a few variations on 'peter lorre is too stupid to live' #it broke my heart but its pretty funny #also this was a zachery scott double feature cause we watched Mildred pierce afterwards #jeez! What a bleak film everyone in that film except mildred is like the worst person ever holy moly! #but anyway im glad i finally got my mum to watch TMOD and that she enjoyed it!

[sensitivegoblin]

Vent

#i know I’m sensitive…like I fucking know I have about 10 reasons I can site why too #i dunno why he had to do that #i thought I swept all of the stuff he does that annoys the shit out of me under the rug #but I’m just so fucking mad I wanna bite his emotionless head off #one time he was like ‘oh I wonder how you’d survive in our natural animalistic state that’s devoid of emotion’ #he’s so fucking stupid I wanna punch his head until it actually works #hes not even like abusive so I just look like a brat if I try to defend my feelings #but my sister does the same things kinda too #i dunno I’m just tired of everyone laughing at me and thinking I’m just a lazy fuck up who’s enjoying diwn time #i never actually get downtime cus I’m fighting sucide thoughts #i don’t wanna be an adult and deal with other adults I’m so overwhelmed #lmao this is why I need a mommy dom so I can be a kid forever and leave society behind #I’m not even suicidal rn i don’t think I’m just so fucking sad and scared and tired #I’m so sad I just wanna be a lil kid forever my heart can’t take all of this anymore #like I only get 400 a month and I gotta make that last for groceries and stuff and my sister + money = stress #when I’m with my dad I don’t have to stress about money we just figure it out #that sounds spoiled but trust me if you read my other vents you’d know that I’m not my old house/my dads house is utter shit #toilet/shower doesn’t work there that’s why I ended up at my sisters #but I feel like my mental health has taken a huge decline #being autistic around neruotypical people is painful #i need a hug but I’m not gonna get one #that’s another thing: my sister doesn’t really do hugs #yeah it was annoying that I had to be the one to initiate hugs with my dad but at least he did #my sister is just so weird #whatever she’s vaild yadda yadda it fucking hurts not getting hugged so I don’t really fucking care about her feelings #she barely ever cares for mine #i LOVE my sister #i cannot live with her

[fairymint]

it’s hard for me to make a solid comment on activity things because I’ve been tired and depressed- i don’t wanna put people through some of the shit on my mental when it’s clearly me feeling unloved Everywhere. so i blame exhaustion and not being online.

but i do have a lot of unsaid rp anxieties about what i put on the dash, making sure it’s balanced and liked and etc. i try to work through shallow worries all by myself. and i keep an iron grip on the whole ‘canon vs oc’ thing so y’know, i don’t post abt my canons when i don’t feel like it, and they do not have a separate blog to log into and be resentful about. i also have basic rules about respecting my portrayals. the rift exists and i accept it but i refuse to rush myself just cause my canon musings are considered more appealing. ( to some. technically speaking Felix himself is a popular demand kind of oc lmfao so he does draw in engagement, it’s on brand.) i think my activity falters when it comes to getting asks, engagement w/ my headcanons, and chances to build relationships.  most of my opens and ic posts fall flat historically and get nothing tho so i’m used to that regardless of RPC. no idea why my promos don’t get around tho.

....that said, i probably need to be less shy about posting atm. thanks to adhd forgetfulness and some anxiety, a lot of content doesn’t make it to my blog, lol.

#ooc. #i know i have a few lil volo musings i forgot to post so jkdlsfj #pretty sure the actual reasons i've been scarce lately amount to stupid shit like 'i went icon hunting' or 'i'm playing video game' aaaa #but i can't deny that my activity falls flat sometimes even when i am online gsdfjk #when i get zero engagement sometimes i can't help but think 'wow so nobody liked that at all huh?' #that said i get turned off by Begging and Time Constraints so i am unapologetic about that. #i don't necessarily need a ton of useless fluff if it won't lead to anything meaningful or be engaged with longer than that day. #but i would enjoy an uptick of meaningful interactions. things that show me and tell me that ur reading along. #bless those of you who Like my shit. i adore you

[prickly-paprikash]

Kendrick doesn't just hate Drake as a person. He hates the very idea of Drake.

Hip-Hop is rooted in revolution. In defiance. These are the songs of an oppressed group of people, and decades upon decades people have hated it. Accused of being meaningless and invalid. Media outlets took steps to belittle hip-hop and make sure it isn't recognized as an art form and as a means to fight back.

2Pac spoke of wealth disparity and inequality. Tupac was literally a member of a communist organization when he was younger and never stopped speaking against capitalism.

Lauryn Hill spoke of the struggles a woman faces. Not just women, but black women. Salt-N-Peppa. Queen Latifah. MISSY FUCKING ELLIOT.

N.W.A made sure people knew about police brutality and violence against the Black community.

And now, in this day and age, we're also experiencing an explosion of Queer Hip-Hop. Lil Nas X is at the forefront of this. Lil Uzi Vert came out as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, even when they knew that a lot of their fans would never use it or even respect them for it. Auntie Diaries, a song about a young man who grew up in a transphobic environment and bought into those beliefs, but could never fully do it because his Uncle loved him so much and taught him a lot of life lessons, and that wisdom translated to him accepting his cousin as a woman as well.

Drake is none of that.

He's the perfect representation of what people think hip-hop is. Flexing. Posturing. Objectifying women. A fucker so insecure he bought 2Pac's ring just to feel like he's part of the black community. Rejected by Rihanna publicly. Tried to groom Millie Bobby Brown. Kissed and inappropriately touched an underage girl during his concert. His songs have inspired so many young boys to treat girls like shit. His belief that the amount of rings and chains and cars he has is the true meaning of success.

Additional Edit: This is my fault. If this post gains more views, then it would be remiss of me not to add to this. It was my fault to begin with, not stating this beforehand because while I did know, I got lost in celebrating Hip-Hop in a place that doesn't usually do so, and rightfully so.

2Pac did fight for wealth equality and better social living for the black community. He also has a long, long history of battery, domestic abuse, and sexual harassment against women. Specifically against women of color. He made a song to celebrate his own mother, but outright refused to give the same show of respect to other women in his life. His hypocritical nature was brushed off in later decades, just the way I did now.

N.W.A is the same. Sexual assault charges, violence—they spoke of Police reform, but refuses to give the same treatment back towards the women in their lives.

50 cent refuses to backtrack on any of his misogynistic lyrics.

Modern rappers of today, such as the dead XXXtentacion. 6ix9ine. Kodak Black.

I do love Hip-Hop. I love rap. And the music itself has always been anti-authoritarian at its core, because those are its roots. And I was happy that circles that did not normally know of it or enjoy it were getting into it, even for one thing like this rap feud.

Lil Nas X, Little Simz, Childish Gambino, Missy Elliot, Queen Latifah, Lauryn Hill—rappers who have at the very least consistently tried to put their money where their mouth is. Who have tried to act in accordance to what they rap and write and sing for.

@shehungthemoon @ohsugarsims finnthehumanmp3 were the ones who rightfully clarified in the comments. I know an apology won't correct my hypocrisy or my stupidity. I should have added all of this before making this post, but I wanted so badly to celebrate a genre of music but failed to do my due diligence in showing a better, holistic view of it. If anyone felt triggered, offended, troubled, frustrated or any other intense negative emotions surrounding this, please do block me. I'm sorry.

#kendrick lamar #drake #music #hip hop

[contradictivs]

I’ve been watching fun lil clips from critical role and it’s make me think that, despite him not having the attention span for it, ryder would enjoy the Vibes

#( tell me to shut up ; ooc. ) #the vibes of the show/cast & just dnd in general #he’d probably enjoy the game if he could keep his attention on one thing #for that long for ever single session but ✨ alas ✨ #now I’m thinking about the stupid lil dnd character he could make

[atomicqueer]

.

#told my mom how much i drank the other night and i just got the ''people die from drinking too much. dont ever do that again'' talk 😳😳 #not to sound like an alcoholic. but. i picked my one thing!! this is it!! im not smoking cigarettes i dont smoke weed i havent done shrooms #or anything else! let me pick one thing to go a lil crazy with and have fun! i knew it was too much. i told you it was too much #i obviously regretted it! i did not enjoy waking up tipsy and having to wash dry vomit out of my hair!! #i know ''live fast die young'' is stupid but i did the sheltered thing for 22 years! id like to fucking live a little!!!!!!!!!! for once!!! #for once in my goddamn life i would like go make a few mistakes! #just let me do what i have to do to feel like im not going crazy! after a pandemic and breaking my ankle pardon me for feeling cooped up!!

[chrollohearttags]

FIRE HYDRANT • portgas d. ace

ace loves his little squirter, perhaps a bit too much.

content + themes: firefighter!ace, firefighter!reader, choking, hate fucking, heavy squirting, he’s such a mean dom in this, mentions of oral sex, daddy is used, finger sucking, slapping, pet names are used (my love, babygirl, sweetheart), calls reader slut, missionary/mating press

📝: just a lil something to help me get my steam back. If it’s bad, you never saw it.

───✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰───────✱*.｡:｡✱*.:｡✧*.｡✰────

“Okay, okayyyy…take some outtt..fuck!”

“Don’t be stupid, now move your hand before I do it for you.”

he was relentless and had been for the past couple hours or so..it seemed like he had no intention of doing so anytime soon either. Perhaps this time around..your big ass mouth had bit off far more than you could ever chew. Hence why at the moment..he was fish hooking his fingers in the sides of your jaws. Prompting you to suck on them as a means to shut you up. Feeding you a light tap to the cheek to ensure so as well.

“Rookie..how many times do I have to say it, huh? You don’t run a damn thing. It’s been what..four? Five? Hell, I’ve lost count how many times you’ve come on this dick. It’s like you can’t get enough of me, my love. I already knew that much though.”

the words tearing through you like a serrated dagger, slowly but surely cutting you up. A reminder of your weak resolve. You hated it, you hated it so fucking much that the one man you despised got you wetter than any boyfriend or partner you’d ever encountered. That this bastard knew your body far better than you did sometimes. He could do things that you’d never even imagined..taking you to heights unknown and yet, all you could do was stare at him in disgust as his cock plunged within your center repeatedly. Slamming balls deep as they smacked against your puckering asshole; drenched in your sticky mixture from drumming it out of you. It was just as he said, you had come for him for about the seventh time now. Running on fumes and pure spite to keep going. Maybe you wanted to prove him wrong that you could take whatever he threw your way, including the dick.

“Haaaah!—shit! Not right there..I’m gonna—“

“I know, babygirl. I know you are so why fight it? Squirt on daddy’s dick. Feels much better than arguing with me, doesn’t it?”

or..you loved the way he fucked you and your pride wouldn’t allow you to admit it! It would explain the large puddle formed underneath the towels on his couch and the splashes surrounding his foot; the other planted next to you so that he could truly get in it the way he wanted. And here you were..in the last position you wanted to be! Folded like a goddamn pretzel with your toes wiggling behind your head and this asshole hovering over you with that same stupid grin on his face, those deep set eyes and his necklace dangling in front of your nose. He was enjoying this. Enjoying turning his stubborn little rookie into his personal fire hydrant. The tight, juicy grip of that cunt embracing him like a warm hug..tinting his tan hued shaft with a sheet of white essence before exploding into the sweet, delicious rain as he made you squirt yet again. He’d never had pussy like it and it was for that reason alone, he put up with your bad attitude or rather, calmed it down.

“Nnggghhh!..I can’t..” your words were barely even making it above a decibel. A lot more quiet than the shouting you did at him when you first arrived. Pissed off about your inspection results earlier in the day. Granted, that was before he hissed at you to sit down, shut the fuck up and be a good slut for him..before he snatched your sundress down to reveal those plump tits and sucked on those gorgeous brown nipples that go so erect for him as he fingered you. And well before pinned your legs back and damn near sucked the flavor from your pussy! Using those nimble fingers to get you to climax..it was then that he discovered your little secret:

“Ahhh..so you’re a squirter, rookie? Well that’s good to know.”

and hadn’t stopped exploring it since. So for the duration of your stay, he’d been stretching that pussy out and using you to his heart's desire. Pulling on your hair, smacking on that fat ass as he gave you vicious backshots. Even tossing the pillow out of your way so you had zero comfort. His punishment for waking him up. Using your mouth as his personal cock sleeve, making you eat him up until you made a mess, calling him daddy after rewarding you with a warm nut to the back of your throat and after that, the fun really began. He’d kept you like this..drawing out orgasm after orgasm; streams of clear juices reaching as far up to his chest. Pulling out, tapping that mushroom tip against your slit to coax out another right after. He was having too much fun!

“You talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t even keep her eyes open. Too bad for you..”

suddenly, you’d feel the hard clutch of his digits around your throat which prompted you to gasp for air whilst clawing at his forearm. Zeroing in on your face, he’d hiss through gritted teeth and smile before slamming your head back down: “we’re not done, so wake that ass up. ‘M gonna beat that little pussy of yours so sore, you’ll be lucky if you can crawl out of here when I’m done. Gonna fuck you until you’re empty, baby..”

and something told you, that wouldn’t be anytime soon!

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riddle me this . why does this scene have such big illya & napoleon vibes . hm ?

#( tell me to stop posting ; ooc. ) #illya acting like he doesn’t care or know anything about solo #vs him being /very/ aware of everything about solo and gabby #even when it’s pointless lil things like personal preference or media they like or jokes they make/enjoy ?? #illya vc: you don’t work with napoleon solo for years without knowing what (insert stupid thing) is