#elves are kinda biologically fucked up tbh

[modern-inheritance]

When you forget that you have loopholes in your wards

Arya: Punch me in the stomach Eragon: *sigh* You're not going to stop asking, are you? Arya: Of course not. I need to test my wards. Punch me in the stomach. Eragon: *does as asked, shakes fist out* yeah...they're up. Brom: *munching a power bar, walks by* Testing out your new wards? Arya: Yeah, figured it'd be a good idea after that last litt– Brom: *casually steps into Arya's space and slams her in the solar plexus* Arya: alskdfjfuck *drops like a fucking bag of bricks* Brom: Huh. *takes another bite of power bar* I've told you to stop making me the exception in your defenses. Arya: *curled up trying not to puke* *wheeze* It was a good idea at the time. Eragon: what the fuck just happened? Brom: *munchmunchmunch* Elves nerves can be hypersensitive. Solar plexus is a locus point for abdominal nerves. Glenwing told me it's akin to being hit between the legs. Eragon: *deep cringe* Arya: *hhrugk.*

#eragon #inheritance cycle #the cyclists #modern inheritance #the inheritance cycle #ket's modern inheritance cycle #the world of eragon #arya #arya drottningu #brom #modern inheritance chats #mic chat #mic chats #elves are kinda biologically fucked up tbh #also i accidently gutpunched myself today dont ask how