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who is sean applewhite?!???

hi yeah he’s a murder man that lives in my head whose breath play kink is really just fucking out of control. he likes fine items like high end watches, number crunching and accounting, human pet training, and fancying himself the smartest guy in the room. he’s got this weird god complex devotional aspect concerning control over another person’s breathing, so you can imagine he’s great at parties.

#elster.speaks #elster.ocs #wow happy birthday to me someone asked about my fave sadistic man #eg.Sean Applewhite #thanks for asking he’s a menace #sygol #course if this ask is in a ‘stop tagging this asshole on my posts’ kinda deal then like #lol fair enough

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Damn, this milk tea and tiramisu about to hit so fucking hard

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God y‘all I forgot to post this but like, yesterday I came home from work and passed the fuck out for a nap. and wouldn’t you fucking know it, I had a dream about Lawrence

#btd #lawrence oleander #if anyone‘s interested I will deffo type out the full dream #I personally feel like I was insane in my head but #but I mean. admittedly I did get to touch his junk like more than once #elster.speaks

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Damn tumblr ur targeted ads 🙄

#literally on mobile for me #like tbfh I am the target audience but #even werewolves and the corresponding breeding kink… is not enough for me to buy your app my guy #alas. I love that he showed up to bust her out in full wolf form tho that kinda fucks #hate his hair though idk man #elster.speaks

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Man. Memelord mode in the remix, but Strade is in lederhosen the whole time

#I’m sure this has been said before but #Strade in a lil Bavarian feathered cap while drilling gleefully into your leg #strade toasting with a beerstein in between hammer swings #STRADE PULLING DOWN THW LEDEHOSEN STRAPS TO GUTFUCK YOU HELLO!!! #i dunno but it’s silly strade thirst power hour #btd strade #elster.speaks #…he WOULD be cute in a vest #need to find/make art of this hhhh

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literally one of my fave things is being baked and watching kinda shitty netflix adaptations of manga I love. cause it’s got decent enough vo to like it even if the animation is simple

#elster.speaks #me back on my bullshit about subjects I don’t even DO #well. I mean I could probably learn the simplest animation #but god my motivation is fucked for that right now #the show is the adaptation of the way of the house husband btw #I also recently binged the tales of the macabre series which is junji ito #and the animation for that is pretty good considering how insane it would be to capture the detail of Ito’s style in animation #I enjoyed it regardless lol #baked anime takes I guess #tatsu tho… I get him

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I think I’m gonna do an about the artist pic/post thing, I be seeing them lately and tbh kinda think it’d be fun lol

#haven’t actually drawn myself accurately in like 200 years #last time my body didn’t have shape but since the feathers came in it’s been a lil more coherent #as it were I guess lmao #elster.speaks

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The soul shattering despair when you wanna post a drabble for your murder boy but the drabble isn’t finished. Like I really did come out here and play myself like a fool in the marketplace

#elster.speaks #honestly I’ll prolly post it in parts if there‘s interest #I don’t think it‘s TOO long but I‘ve been long winded before so

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Hiya! Snacks are over there!

I'm Elster, you can call me Elster! As a simple gal living her best creative life, I write and draw and do some personal VO fun while simping for monsters and murderers and all manner of mayhem. This blog WILL contain adult themes (Gore, body horror, overt horror themes, etc) along with all my other interests. As such;

This Blog is 18+ only! Minors and ageless blogs WILL be blocked! 💙

This is to protect myself and others! If any of the mentioned topics above squick you out, then it's not likely that my blog is for you. Move along, please!

Interested in my OCs, art, or something else? Check out my tags! #elster.art -> my art, including doodles and finished pieces #elster.writing -> my writing, including drabbles #elster.ocs -> my OCs! Looking for someone specific? Find them under Verse tags or character tags! (Coming soon~) #elster.speaks -> my personal posts, ask responses, and rare VO junk I do tag personal content with trigger tags, but I mean. The warnings are right there my guy, I dunno what else to tell you. Please don't hesitate to reach out and say hello! I do bite, ask me about it. 💙

#pinned post #about me #elster.speaks

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I love art I love drawing I love creation and partaking in the act of it (grinding my teeth and shaking and growling and sweating as I ctrl+z the same 2mm highlight for the 60th time) it’s my favorite thing

#elster.speaks #this is about late birthday art for a bestie #because god I can’t focus for shit like the adhd really is clubbing my ass #it will get done but the process… I’m so impatient lol

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Happy Kiss Your Mutuals on the Mouth Day! 💙✨

As per tradition, I am kissing all of my moots and homies on the lips with intentional homoeroticism

#elster.speaks #valentines day #love all my moots. you can request tongue

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love is when i’m out for the evening at a sea shanty concert for old people and my sibling decides to bake cookies and they save me some of the cookie dough in a little glass container in the fridge to eat when I get home

#elster.speaks #my sibling is the fucking best and that’s just the fluff of it #also it’s nearly one am and I’m wired and also… a bit tipsy #we had drinks at the concert tbh so #I didn’t drink much I just suck at drinking alcohol

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Aw man, no…

#yeah. it’s that. #this is not the fun and funky stuff I wanted to hear today… #elster.speaks

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y'all i'm back and fuckin' alive.

this was THE worst house move. three weeks of bullshit is more than i can handle lol

but man. i wanna r o t. maybe i shall be posting more OCs up soon. god knows that i need to get back to drawing

#elster.speaks #honestly i was forreal wanting to make mroe friends when i started the new blog #and the move just had me mia for five hundred years #anyway. maybe this bitch gonna doodle some moots' beautiful ocs or something. or maybe i can get the writing drabbles out of my head #who knows the world is shellfish and all that

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so I’m out of sweetened condensed milk for my milk tea, so I substituted milk and vanilla sugar. and tbh it tastes fucking weird

#like it’s really not bad at all #it tastes good at first! but the after taste is like :/ #unsure about that tbh. but what can you do? #everyday I wake up and some days I don’t so I have to drag my ass from the astral plane in hopes of a good iced coffee or milk tea #pain and suffering on the planet earth #elster.speaks

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Yellow but like the most saturated yellow hue

Yanno, this is not the first time someone has associated me with yellow and being sunshiney and such lol

It’s the adhd and sheer manic delight of interacting with strangers on a Webbed Site™️

#plus the ability to be anonymously unhinged is like. super freeing and all that lol #thanks tho bb -t poses- #salandersan #elster.speaks