#ell shut up

[carbon--14]

spider-man 2 (insomniac games, ps5, 2023) out of context

#i knew that framing looked familiar! #spider man 2 ps5 #insomniac spider man #parksborn #IM PUTTING IT IN THE TAG. SUFFER WITH ME #ell shut up #marvel #spider man 2 spoilers #spn

[memoryoflife]

kinda interesting how everyone in this event (including the other cards, i got too lazy cropping) all have the same wooden half-masks. interesting how that's the same across all their designs. interesting how they all look puppeteered. interesting how the wood reminds me of pinocchio, a puppet made of wood.

#ell shut up #twst #is this anything #lmao idk #just. inch resting. #im not taggin all these characters lmao #twisted wonderland #edit: fyi i know full well what im implying here #i just didn't think i needed to spell it out lmao

[mediumtires]

It's two days into the summer break and I'm already going through vroom vroom withdrawals, so I re-read Seven Years then decided to nitpick season 5 of DTS. Seven Years is so stuck in my head (especially with last weekend's ass grab) that I started to wonder how Christian and Toto's relationship would affect DTS. Would there be a full episode about their relationship? Would they be more included in each other's episodes? Would Netflix try to get footage of the two acting like a couple? The only guarantee is that Tumblr would be analysis every interaction between the two because we already do that.

Also, I use Microsoft Edge over google so I thought you might find this funny.

The first thing they list is that he is a racing driver, not a successful team principal, a racing driver. :p

ohhh this is such an interesting take!

personally i didn’t make dts a thing in seven years because i just didn’t want to deal with the mess of it. it adds a whole other layer of emotional clusterfucks of being exposed to the wider public (outside of the f1 bubble even), even more cameras following them around the paddock, mic-ed up 24/7. there is a snippet i started writing after the whole “change your fucking car” business that i couldn’t even finish because the whole thing was so messy and i could not come up with a proper way to solve this because i was so embarrassed for them lmao.

but let’s walk for a second. let’s say their involuntary outing happens and dts are around for it all, i do think netflix would be a perfect vessel to promote lgbtq+ visibility and rights in motorsports and both pr teams would jump at the chance. obviously an outing like this is a huge fuck up marketing wise, nothing was planned, no one was prepared for it so they’d need to act quick and with netflix around, they’d have the perfect opportunity to angle the narrative any way they want. plus for netflix it would obviously mean Millions. everyone and their mother would watch the new season.

not sure they’d have a full episode. don’t think christian or toto would agree to this during some of the worst moments of their lives lol and in seven years i tried my best to not glorify or romanticise a shitty situation like being outed by someone else against your will. but i do think they’d both still want to be on dts, they enjoy the spotlight and the attention too much. in my mind they’d both show up to their netflix interviews smirking, a little ala “look at you and your lil cameras, i had a secret you couldn’t even imagine being true, you only know the things i choose to tell you, i’m in charge here”. to me that’s kind of a power move. i also think certain questions would simply be blacklisted so all we’d get would be ambiguous layered eye-twinkling comments about the rival team principal while touching their wedding rings. “oh toto slammed that desk *eye roll* yeah he’s so emotional *smirk*” or “christian has a big mouth, don’t believe everything he says, i don’t” or “singapore last year? yeah i think…. i think we won. did we? can’t remember, i was a little busy” but they don’t ever talk about singapore directly.

post outing i don’t think we’d get much husband material on dts. i tried very hard to write them as being private about their relationship and i still think that rings true, even post outing. there were instances where i thought it’d be significant and meaningful to them as a couple to show their support for each other a little more publicly (or maybe just a little less secretively) but those moments were about them more so than an act for the public or the cameras. in my mind they wouldn’t walk hand in hand through the paddock just because they can, not mid season on a thursday morning anyway. they’re professionals and they’re at work. but it’s a different thing when a netflix camera zooms in on them through a window and they’re having a quiet lunch tucked away in some corner of rb hospitality, or a brush of hands or a discreet smile when they pass each other somewhere and a camera is around to pick up on it.

so that’s my take! the most interesting angle to me though is how the public perception suddenly changes from seeing them as individuals to seeing them as a unit. it rewires your brain from “oh these two are fun, they hate each other” to “oh these two….. don’t hate each other. in actuality they…. they seem to love each other enough to be…. husbands. huh”

#christian/toto #christian horner #toto wolff #seven years #ell shut up

[emilylprentiss]

man, do i really miss elle greenaway and her double harness gun holders and the fact that she always took her purse to crime scenes and her smart ass mouth that almost got her arrested in jamaica for a murder charge

#i really need her to make an appearance for s17/18 or something #her and emily would be absolutely wild together #criminal minds #elle greenaway #shut up airi

[fleshdyke]

@natjennie life could be dream

#i know ladybugs arent scavengers but like ermmmm shut up #i was going to draw a thing of them interacting w the ghost bird but like i didn’t feel like it. so you get that tmrw #it is also 2 am and im going out w my partner tmrw so i should probably sleep ell oh ell #rambles #my art #bbc ghosts #animal death

[spncvr]

spencelle in film

criminal minds, seasons one & two

#c won’t shut up! #spencelle #IN LIVING OFF OF CRUMBS #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH WTF #OH MY GODDHSHWHAHW #cm writers #IF I CATCH U #WHEN I CATCH U #criminal minds #cm #spencer reid #elle greenaway #spencelle edit #film #edit

[elle-czech]

the switch up from "i hate fortnite id never play it" to "im $40+ in and theres no going back" is crazy

#maybe im just a gacha player... #im not buying anymore skins... hopefully #fortnite #shut up elle

[jelliedoodles]

i finally have polls so

#mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #polls #shut the elle up

[personinthepalace]

Lauren Echausse and Aidan Cole as Elle Woods and Emmett Forrest in the 2018 Penn State production of Legally Blonde the Musical

#legally blonde the musical #elle woods #emmett forrest #legally blonde #legally blonde musical #elle x emmett #lauren echausse #aidan cole #penn state #penn state legally blonde #penn state 2018 #edits in the palace #gifs in the palace #no I am not going to shut up about this production #I adore these two so so much #so cute #that little spin during take it like a man #AHHHHHH #and LOOK #THERE IS THE DOOR #DOOR ACTING #door discourse #THE SECRET HANDSHAKE #elle x emmett handshake #why didn’t include the kiss at the end you ask?? #well bc it’s not uploaded #the finale and the bows are the things I most want to see #but it’s not on youtube *SOBS*

[witchofthevale]

do ya'll ever think that if rhaenyra gave herself that chance to be an older sister to aegon and the other green children how wildly different everything could've become?

we already have that deleted scene of nyra trying to teach aeg to pronounce her name but i digress...

viserys already neglects nyra in his own way, telling the realm she is his heir but not actually teaching her her duties (as his heir or otherwise), by upholding her as his heir in proclamation he is assuaging his guilt to his wife's death (as if that's all it took), so it stands that if she got the chance and took it (as even i am aware how hard it must have been to come to terms with your new half siblings, your new half siblings popping one after another, threatening your position, from your former best friend), but if she had gripe with it and made peace with her half siblings,

i bet my bottom dollar aegon would be absolutely obsessed with his older sister, that age gap would be enough for aegon to be completely obsessed with nyra's attention, and his natural lax attitude would put nyra to ease.

helaena would find her presence soothing, as she takes enough personality that she can gather spotlight but has that undertone of maternal care (oldest daughters will always develop a maternal instinct of some kind if they're around enough, speaking as an oldest sibling lol, especially to a disjointed family function) that she would find it easy to be around her. would find her drawl of bugs boring but would indulge her nevertheless. her only sister sparking so much with life from little critters, she cannot possibly bereave her this.

aemond would have an older sister who could scold aegon for being a twat— and aegon, enamoured with nyra so much he had proposed to her when he was five, would be properly chastised and listen to whatever she said — and at the same time share her enjoyment with literature, with high valyrian and their ancestral roots. would have someone to share a lookin a room when someone made a stupid comment and share an eye roll and a giggle. would boast about their uncle daemon like a couple of fangirls.

even baby daeron would find nyra fun, her baby brother with his blue dragon against her gold, teaching him to properly care and bond with tessarion and at the same time teaching him how to have fun. the youngest brother rarely knows the taste of power. she would be most at eased with him.

even if otto bares down hard on alicent's anxiety— which is such a fucked up thing to do, and i've worked in a hospital lmao — aegon would not budge, would refuse with a hiss and gritted teeth even a whisper of treason against his sister. his sister whose skirts he clung to when they got harsh with his lack of interest in education or ruling, his sister whose disappointed look had made him cry worse than any hard hit of his grandsire, his sister who raced him with sunfyre and syrax, who made jokes on who is the prettiest dragon.

the minute alicent tells them that viserys said aegon was his heir, aegon would snort wine so hard he'd blow it out his asshole. because he was never his father's favourite, never was his son nor his child. and that hurt but he didn't care.

because nyra was his sister. and so was his heir.

im having so much feels with my nighttime medicine yall, i feel both lucid and floaty

#i debated posting this or nah #for a bit but i really also dont care not with this medicine lol #hotd #rhaenyra targaryen #in case anyone tries a team green vs team black discourse on my ask— i don't welcome discourse #1 im lazy and 2 im sick and 3 im lazy again so i will literally be the worst person to argue with #also i just block people who have threatening auras on a bad day lmao #im just sharing my targ sibs thoughts if only viserys pulled his head outta his ass #i feel bad for the bloke who just wanted his family to be happy #but he should have done more to ensure they were actually happy lol #again this is fantasy medieval times so heh #elle needs to shut up

[carbon--14]

i need a frontiers extra story dlc where shadow is trapped in cyberspace and it just so happens that he’s stuck in ark and ends up completely losing it after a while. stuck there indefinitely with fragmented, painful memories, unsure if anything he’s ever done is right (again), no way out. and then after he breaks free (with the help of sonic, of course) he’s finally able to fully let go, and he and sonic have a heart to heart about everything. he wants to start moving forward rather than looking back, he wants to define himself by his future, not by his past. he wants to live freely in honor of maria. the black arms don’t matter, the amnesia doesn’t matter, the times he’s been tricked by eggman don’t matter. he just wants to be shadow. not a weapon, not a pawn, not the ultimate lifeform. just… shadow. and he hopes sonic can help him learn how to do that.

sega let my boy move on please i’m begging you.

#sonic #shadow the hedgehog #sonic the hedgehog #sonadow #ish?? these hedgehogs gay good for them #ell shut up #NO SPOILERS PLEASE I JUST FINISHED KRONOS #i will WRITE IT MYSELF IF I FUCKING HAVE TO #i’m so sick of this angsty past-obsessed rival character they’ve reduced shadow to #how are we supposed to see him as any kind of protagonist when his entire character is in opposition of the driving theme???? #like. live freely. help others. be your truest self #those are. the fucking themes of the franchise. #like. like that’s what sonic represents #and then there’s shadow who is an antihero yet he’s obsessed with the past and revenge and selfish goals #and he hasn’t been allowed to grow for SIXTEEN FUCKING YEARS #im gonna scream #i’ve been playing frontiers all day cuz i got it yesterday and i WANT MY BOY WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HEDGEHOG

[memoryoflife]

i love how you can generally tell who someone's blorbos is by looking at their art tag or the fics they've written on ao3. like if there's 10 fics of hurt/comfort of a character, or many art pieces of the same character?? i grin at you. i support your blorboism

#ell shut up #this is brought to you by me reading an author's fic #and seeing so many fics focusing on one character #like hell yeah!!!!!

[nataliewritez]

Y'all, Elle's a bully to me </3 /j

#She said I tild her to shut up :( #Elle's just a lee #I'm stating facts😭 #aggressive sobbing insues

[herb10]

Our idea of so much content is one interview and two photos 😭

I know but at this point we take what we get 🥲 Beggars can't be choosers lmao

#justins like you take what i damn well give you and shut up lol #one shadowy photo of my arse on a golf course and you'll be happy about it ya hear #actual borderline toxic relationship 😒 #elle asks #anon

[lesbaurinkos]

thank christ bubbline won that poll because to be honest with u if they hadnt i wouldve had to start killing people. and quite honestly the margin was so uncomfortably close i might just start killing people anyway

#ALL THE PPL WHINING IN THE TAGS ABT BUBBLINE FANS BEING SOOOO MEANNNN TO THEIR YAOI IS VERY FUNNY I MUST SAY #aw are the big mean lesbians being mean to u. awww were they being toxic by saying vote bubbline or u hate women #well they were right. so what now #we couldve been so much meaner... like damn the misogyny allegations were not that SERIOUS before but u people wanna PROVE them BADLY huh #like omg shut up. u should know damn well how hard it is for a wlw ship to get anywhere in these things. and u do NOT get to complain abt #ppl pointing it out! ELL EM AY OH. saying they didnt deserve the win cause of their oh so mean fans.... get a GRIPPPPPPPPPP #anyway. sorry. tumblr is such a place of shambles these days innit

[the-everlasting-dream]

..hey everyone idk if there’s anyone to remember me left lmao but I’m Elle and I have started playing choices again after like a 2-3 year hiatus where I thought I was gonna leave the fandom forever. But if there was any book to bring me back it would be Blades so if anyone wants to discuss that or talk about fan art etc I would love to! Also I know I’m like a million years late to the party but the Lancelot route in Guinevere was EVERYTHING

#own post #playchoices #elle shut up #pls yall I have so many fic ideas for Guinevere #drake walker crawled so Lancelot could run #the slow burn to end all slow burns #i will never recover