Gender Envy Elimination Round 2!
Propaganda from the Peers!:
"Can literally change his sex need i say more" - on team ranma
"Holy SHIT bro he’s so pretty the masc but femme vibes he is fuckin EXACTLY what I want to look like. The hair, the clothes, just everything. MAXIMUM GENDER" - on team alucard
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Elimination Round Group 2
This is the first of two elimination polls that I'll post today. The top three scorers in this group of 10 will get the three spots left in Group 2 of the bracket! This poll only goes one day, so vote quick!
Endorsement/blurbs under the readmore!
Vala Mal Doran, Stargate: Best thief in two galaxies? No in all seriousness people treat her like a joke but that’s how she protects herself. She was taken as a goa’uld host, forced to live with that trauma and rather than lying down she forged a life for herself which included saving the Galaxy a few times. Smart, good at reading people, good at adapting accordingly. She can fight, she can use and modify alien tech. More street smarts than book smarts but when people underestimate her she uses that too.
Erica Ortegas, Star Trek: They are a pilot. They have flown manually through asteroids and nebulas, without sensors. They have skimmed off black holes to slingshot. If they didn’t do evasive manoeuvres right everyone would die. They are driving the ship. That’s pretty critical. Bonus mention for sword skills in that fantasy nebula.
Dr. Julia Ogden, Murdoch Mysteries: She's Toronto's coroner in 1895, and helps solve many many murders. She also becomes a psychologist and a surgeon, and helps the suffragettes. As a woman, at the turn of the 20th century. She also learns to fight in many layers of dress
Naomi Nagata, The Expanse: There is nothing that this woman can't build, fix, or frankenstein. Also, she survived being thrown out of an airlock by knowing (better than the person who threw her out) what to do in the vacuum of space. She fights with all that she has, and leaves no one behind, and has the biggest heart and heaviest conscience of them all.
Garnet, Steven Universe: Garnet can see into the future! She leads the whole team! She can punch anything into submission AND throw in one-liners when you least expect them!
Death of the Endless, The Sandman: Death of the Endless is the anthropomorphic personification of the concept of death, and she is literally the best at her job, i.e. carrying, ferrying or otherwise welcoming souls of the dead to their chosen afterlife, colloquially known in Sandmanverse as the Sunless Lands. Her duty is everything to her and about her, though Death also adores her siblings equally, even if she's very busy all the time; as she put it most poetically, "When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights and lock the universe behind me when I leave." And her vibes are SO. FRICKIN. FUN.
Zari Tarazi, DC: Zari doesn’t need a superpower or combat training for success because she has social skills that rival next to none. She knows her femininity can cause people to underestimate her so she uses it to influence her way in to places most other heroes would need force to access. Her deep understanding of people has helped save the world more than once while running a successful business besides.
Allison Blake, A Town Called EUReKA: Allison was a Department of Defense agent working as a government liaison between Eureka and the Pentagon. She was once a medical doctor and has 2 PhDs. At one point she oversees the main laboratories of Eureka, at another she's Director of Operations for Global Dynamics.
Bad Wolf, Doctor Who: Controls all of time and space, makes Jack immortal, disintegrates the Dalek fleet, is the intelligence of The Moment and is always protecting the Doctor.
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The Preliminary Round Is Officially Over!
Thank you to everyone who voted, liked, reblogged, and spread propaganda!
I’ll be trying to get the full bracket/first round out as quickly as I can, but it may take a little while since there’s a lot to do!
The full list of characters progressing to the main bracket are listed under the readmore!
Dick Gumshoe
The Cabbage Merchant
Alfred Pennyworth
The Captain
DC/Gov
Carmen Sandiego
Laerryn Coramar Seelie
Touta Matsuda
Kim Kitsuragi
Ponder Stibbons
Rory Williams
Keito Hasumi
Carol Hathaway
Dr Charlotte Dubois
Aymeric De Borel
Riza Hawkeye
Emma Perkins
Peregrine Mendicant
Fu Hua
Lisa Cuddy
Kurapika
Angela
Marsh
Vera Oberlin
Ryotaro Dojima
Mafuyu Asahina
Squidward Tentacles
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Logainne Schwartzandgrubenierre
Lucretia
Hunter
Dot Campbell
Dana Scully
Chip Revvington
Ratchet
Olruggio
Lisa Wilbourn
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Round 1 Poll Results: Eliminated
A sad day here at @mostfuckableffvillain as we say goodbye to Rosso the Crimson, Don Corneo, President Shinra, Jenova, Professor Hojo, Dyne, Weiss the Immaculate, Shinra Exec Palmer, and Genesis Rhapsodos.
Elena of the Turks, Sephiroth, Sample H:0512, Reno of the Turks, Angeal Hewley, Rude of the Turks, Rufus Shinra, Shinra Exec Scarlet, and Tseng of the Turks will move on to Round 2! There, they will face the rest of the Final Fantasy series. How long can they hold out? Find out once all of Round 1 has wrapped up!
Here are some of the reasons some of these guys were nominated in the first place:
Palmer: Hit that like a truck
Shinra: They aren't other than the canon fact that they have probably 10+ kids and are rich but I want to watch him get steam-rolled again
Jenova: Jokes aside this poll is going to be a sausage fest let's get some ladies on the board!! Also tentacle monster lady
self-explanatory
tentacles
Sephiroth's mother
She's a purty planet-destroying alien milf with tentacles. how is she not fuckable?
Hojo: Who actuall knows but he certainly gets around so he must have some quality
I don't actually think thisbut it would be funny if he wins horrible goblin man
he isn't but it'll be funny
Dyne: Just look at him man
Corneo: He's not but I want to watch the world burn
Smooth
Weiss: Fights without a shirt when the mood hits so I'll hit too. Slut.
Genesis: Smirks, snark, delicate features with bad ass mage powers. Would be kinky and amazing at sex. Wing to groom if you're into that. Sword
Red head. Loves fire. Loves literature.
he's a whore. just look at him and his slutty little coat. he's a Shakespeare fanboy and we all know English majors are all the epitome of sex appeal
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