#edit: sayonara you weeaboo shits

[exsqueezememacaroni]

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i'm sorry, i was gonna make a serious caption, but the real reason why i giffed this is because Mike just bouncing away with his stupid hand inadvertently waving goodbye in the last gif fucking cracks me up every time

#i have different feelings about the first two gifs #mike patton #dillinger escape plan #dep at ipecac new years at great american music hall #edit: sayonara you weeaboo shits

[nookisms]

Hey hey hey!

Masterpost

#marx kirby #text post meme #text post memes #kirby series #Marx #april fool's day #sayonara you weeaboo shits #she speks #she speks originale #I'll add the links later I'm at work #she edits

[seniorinternaut]

ok I actually really love tumblr’s this year april fools joke

#pressing cheese a lot gets you a cheese animation on the post #that edited ''sayonara you weeaboo shits'' post has more emojis that we don't have mus be a test post #the crabs dance #sock makes smelly animation and ghost makes the post transparent #horse makes hooves sound #4 whispers/talks #pay no attention to that person behind the curtain #tumblr

[mayonakano-archive]

anyway im going to bed. sayonara you weeaboo shits (affectionate)

#leoposting #i need more excuses in my life to say 'sayonara you weeaboo shits' but i feel like it comes off too harsh #like no that is my most jokey and beloved way of saying goodbye... #i hope people remember that rlly old edited tumblr post that said this bc if u don't i'll cry #/j there btw

[b1odeuwed]

[start ID: a screenshoot of a Tumblr post which has clearly been edited to be by q!maxo and reads: for the end of purgatory i'm blowing it up with my nuke sayonara you weeaboo shits /End ID.]

#qsmp #q!maxo #qsmp maximus #ID by accesible-qsmp :3

[saturnisfallingdown]

[ID: an edited post from tumblr staff. The user is "MCR" and it reads "for march 22nd we're deleting this entire band sayonara you weeaboo shits". End ID]

#/J /LH ALL IN GOOD FUN OFC OFC #INSPIRED BY MY TAGS ON MY PREVIOUS RB. anyways. happy almost march 22nd everyone #mcr #my chemical romance

[girlfoxcock]

wait wait wait you edited the “sayonara you weeaboo shits” post?!????? like actually?!!????

if so- I am in awe. thank you for your service to this hellsite, and please know that it is my forever April Fools Day post to reblog

-hellsite hall of fame

it was me yeah. if you go allllll the way back in the reblogs you see I was the one who made the change in ~2016.

also you’re welcome. can we kiss

[most-tragic-character-tournament]

So,

What a wild ride, everybody.

This tournament went live on July 13th, 3023, and concluded January 1st, 2024. For a long time before, I’d been wondering if I should try my hand at running one of these tournaments, and then I realized we hadn’t had a general tumblr-wide one for tragic characters. I knew that I didn’t know what I was getting myself into, but I decided to bite the bullet and take the URL. The rest is history.

I didn’t have a set plan, but I figured I could take 128 entries. And then in less than a week and a half, I had ~122. And honestly, I wasn’t happy continuing with just those I’d gotten so far, and thought it’d be unfair if it closed that quickly without warning, so I decided to up it to 256 with a max 2 characters per canon after preliminaries. Only after that did I go on a mad search to find brackets that were big enough for that, and I’d almost given up before I finally found these:

Those are all the characters that made it past prelims and into the competition. Some quite unexpected results came out of these matchups, round after round, and honestly I’d consider the first round to have had the most brutal competitions, because I had tried to do the best I could to match levels of popularity with each other, as far as I could tell. (Yeah, that’s why we had c!Tommy v Jon Sims and Primrose v Jinx.). But even eclipsing all of those, as the weeks went on, we were eventually met with Antigone versus Lloyd Garmadon. Ah, those crazy kids.

At some points it was stressful, in the early rounds when I had dozens of posts, each with edited images and alt text, to prepare for every round, but I never regretted starting this. As of posting, this blog has 2,020 followers and has made over 1,000 posts. This will be the last post on this blog—any future asks I receive I will answer privately back to the asker, or cannot be answered if they are anon—but it will always remain here for posterity. The link below is to the similarly-preserved google sheet compiling every word of every submission this tournament ever received.

I’d like to take this chance to say thank you to everyone who submitted characters, supplied photos, sent in propaganda, reblogged the polls, indoctrinated their teachers into greeklitsweep, and everyone who kept good sportsmanship when their blorbos proved so tragic they couldn’t even win. Thank you to the small group of URLs whom I’ve consistently recognized in my inbox from submissions all the way to finals, thank you for letting me know when a name was messed up, and thank you for your patience in-between rounds. (Shoutout to @elemom as well for having their tiktok on the original antigone/lloyd poll blow up.)

If you’ve stumbled upon this blog weeks, months, or even years after this was posted, I would direct your attention to the tag map in the pinned post to sift through the tumblr history you’ve just uncovered. And I would also be tempted to point at the big sign next to it reciting the nuclear zone warning poem. Lastly, if anyone here or there wishes to talk to me about anything regarding the tournament, you’re welcome to DM @twilight-skies.

There were times when I said to myself this was a one-and-done thing—I was NOT dealing with this again, but….keep a look on the horizon, ya never know.

But until next time, it’s been amazing.

Sayonara you weeaboo shits.

#most tragic character tournament #most tragic tournament #tumblr polls #polls #important #gifs

[cosmonova]

Project Moon Memes Masterpost

Hello giant chunk of the Project Moon fandom that recently followed me! Making a bunch of Limbus Company meme edits with my friend Koi ended up becoming an endeavor spanning, let's see *checks folder* 100+ images so it's about time I made a masterlist to link back to and keep track, let's gooooo

1. sayonara you weeaboo shits 2. go femboy go 3. but i stay silly :3 4. world's bestest most specialest war criminal 5. QUESTION FOR ALL GIRLS 6. touch eels 7. latina fiesta dot co 8. It's with great pain that I must announce you were devoured by clowns 9. Bomb in my ass hole 10. [JOKE PENDING] 11. you wanna fuck the keyboard 12. its chewy 13. look buddy, it's transient 14. damn this pepsi strong as fuck 15. get distorted! 16. wtf I'm facing the same direction 17. I have eaten my wife. 18. Why Angela soft if not to pet 19. there's bigger fish to fight 20. it takes a man to be a wife 21. my grandpa died in the yaoi wars 22. THE SUN THE SUN THE SUN 23. sword slash to the chest. and you're on fire 24. my city now 25. she cites her sources 26. WORLDS SLUTTIEST ABSENT FATHER 27. god forbid women do anything 28. Knife Monopoly 29. i just need to write a list 30. what if i accidentally have a gun 31. ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife 32. KATSUP BLAST 33. oh well unzips 34. Hola faggot! 35. jerking that thang asunder 36. She is now my girlfriend (long story).

Koi doesn't have public social media so I'm posting all of these for both of us but they're responsible for like more than two-thirds of them so thank their hyperfixation-fueled meme rampage for the existence of this series :D

#project moon #lobotomy corporation #lobotomy corp #library of ruina #limbus company

[jess-total-mess]

I went digging through youtube, old posts, and shitty websites, along with my memories, and here you go! Hopefully these are accurate.

2013 — Unoffical Tumblr event “Mishapocalypse” happened, an online flash mob event wherein which Tumblrinas change their profile pictures to a specific picture of Misha Collins of Supernatural fame.

2014 — Users were given the option to get Tumblr Pro for free, and those who accepted were given top hats on their icons. Prompty after this, @staff announced that “Everyone with a top hat is now marked for account deletion. This is the only way we could destroy this horrible website. Happy April Fools day.”

2015 — The “Executive Suite 2016 Productivity Edition” essentially changed Tumblr into office software, allowing spreadsheets for memes, calculators that gave incorrect answers, and Coppy. Who gave “helpful tips”.

2016 — Tumblr voted to select the “new lizard king”, from Rick, Debrah, Mop and Wretched Tooth. However, more famously, an edited @staff post reads “for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits”.

2017 — The Tumblr Horse Game was a feature that, when clicked, took users to a game wherein you had to collect shit from a pixelated horse. If you failed to do so, the horse died.

2018 — The answer to Bitcoin, is Tumblcoin! A parody of crytocurency.

2019 — Tumblr Memories, in which Tumbeasts were set loose. Remember them? The mascot from 2011, for service interruption announcements.

2020 — There was seemingly no prank this year. This was COVID-19.

2021 — Tumblr released “non-fungible tumblcryptids”, a parody of NFTs. There was a supposedly limited amount of them.

2022 — A light switch, when activated, would open up a variety of colourful things on the desktop dashboard, including a “Summon Crab!” button, which would summon a crab when activated. Other buttons made different sounds.

2023 — A feature similar to the Discord reaction function was temporarily added, using basic emojis.

2024 — Every user was given the option to opt-in to the boop o meter, and could boop, super boop, and evil boop other users who also opted in, earning up to three badges by doing so.

#april fools #tumblr meta #boop o meter #tumblr memories #tumbeasts #non fungible tumblcryptids #summmon crab #tumblcoin #coppy #tumblr horse game #tumblr pro #mishapocalypse #new lizard king #boop

[mothkeeperrising]

Where's the undel edit of the sayonara you weeaboo shits post from April fool's I feel it's relevant again now

#flight rising #i can not find it :((

[loathsomespider]

they should bring back post editing for me only so i can edit the "sayonara you weeaboo shits" post into "sayonara you wild hearts"

[morganpdf]

@hildetheokayish (i didnt wanna @ u on the other post bc its not mine but) sayonara you weeaboo shits is a classic tumblr meme all the way back from when you could edit Other people's posts in reblogs. someone edited a staff post to say nothing but "for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits" and this is what the post is referencing :^]

#hildetheokayish #hope this helps/makes sense!! #morgan.pdf

[tired-old-hag]

after seeing a random edit if the classic “sayonara you weeaboo shits” meme, that phrase has returned to the forefront of my mind

i was a fool to assume that i could ever escape it’s dark shadow

[karometeenk]

[mostpost]

posts for the bracket that i have in mind and need to source/submitted posts

my three girlfriends. and yes, they smoke weed

those are his hooves you bitch

imagine being the first amish bitch (...)

communismkills i am hatefollowing you and will not help you with your spanish homework

they killed jesus with that (?)

they did very much kill jesus

message to all bitches: please survive

sayonara you weeaboo shits

who changed fudgers to meaners / who changed it to danny devito

crave that mineral / red for a childrens hospital. same post

i'm trying to survive a category 5 hurricane

ignore my ugly house arrest bracelet

you're my pockets, daddy

i want to include some audio posts bc audio is one of my favourite things about tumblr however i can't think of any right now

we get it. you want to fuck the granny from bug's life

always reblog the creator (may be hard to find the og)

the sans ketchup post

white person half jog

we poppin the biggest bottles when makorra happens tomorrow

wadda hell... bulnosaur

to my ex: (audio)

thwomp noise/thwomp edits (audio)

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ (audio)

where's my bitches (audio)

knock it off knuckles / knuck it off knockles (audio)

knock knock it's knuckles / knuck knuck it's knockles (audio)

edm, eddm, and eddmy (audio)

somebody once asked if i could spare some cage for gas / i said no (audio)

it's friday the 13th and your heart is black as pitch (audio)

randy your sticks

when daddy cuts my french toast for me / the guy in the ed eddd and eddy shirt. the doodoo post.

[x song] but it keeps getting faster / [x song] from another room

assflash newshole i've been the entire goddamn time (audio)

fire eyes / genghis kahngis (audio)

no but seriously imagine it:

penis fridays

foot loose (audio)

that post about how breaking bad isnt how tumblr makes it out to be

Net 0 information

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Listen here cumslut

I'm not going to include infinity chocolate because that wasn't a tumblr post to me. That was a stupid thing that could have happened anywhere. Like the dress

If I do include it then it's going up against lumpy earth

who put spiders on my dick (audio)

is this the episode where he lost his house

i will update this as i think of posts/find more. strikethrough means i found it.