#eat your food and shut the fuck up

[cinnamon-grump]

I feel like I’ve come to understand how my idiot cat comminicates well enough to distinguish different meows n shit…

He’s really pulling that fucking “mum… mumm… mummy! Ma! Mama!!!” bit EVERY DAY. Bitch doesn’t even WANT anything he doesn’t already have, istg he JUST wants to get me up and pissed off and keep me awake

#its also kinda that game kids play of throwing shit on the floor so u HAVE to fetch it #like no fuck you #insolent little brat #eat your food and shut the fuck up #i am as good as i can be to this little bastard and all he does is scream and destroy things and climb where he shouldn’t #he thinks going UP NEAR THE CEILING FAN IS A GREAT WAY TO GET MY ATTENTION #YEAH BUT NOW IM SCARED AND MAD MARVIN #and he ALWAYS does this shit when i NEED to sleep.. #and the times where he just reeeaaally wants me to scrunch him on the rug??? #first of all FUCK YOU for ONLY liking to be pet in this one particular spot of the house #i literally cannot be on my knees there all the time iT HURTS ME #secondly ??!? do i fucking do this to you when YOU are sleeping??? i think the FUCk not #ahHHHHHH #shit man fuck #shut up ashwyn #the thing i hate most about it is how i HAVE to pet him or he wont stop #but he makes me SO f C ing angry that im SHAKING and have trouble controling my strength #so im pissed off and frantic and at the same time terrified im gonna break his stupid little cat bones with my big dumb human hands #the end result is almost always that i gotta get fUCKEC up high and cry into my pillow until i can pass out for MAYBE 4 hours before work #and trying not to kms for being rough with this stupid masochistic cat #like its well established he WANTS the nastiest most violent petting sessions u can manage.. but i still feel so guilty #the Anger in ME when it happens is probably the main culprit… #and/or whatever cocktail of mental illness my brain is sloshin aroun in #anyway… sorry.. #i think i will delete this within the hour i just.. im so tired n i needed to get this out of my system..

[shanastoryteller]

I feel like every plus size influencer I follow is taking ozempic now 😭 girl please. this is not the way

anyway rec me some fat girlies who love themselves <3

#sarah rae and glitterandlazers and samantha jo! #food noise this food noise that ... you're fucking hungry!!! #eat something and shut up #this is your grandma talking

[evakant]

thirty-one days of jiujiu(ly)  —  day twenty-five  + with bonus ge !

#jiang cheng when wei wuxian drapes himself over his shoulders: fuck off! #jiang cheng when a hurt/starving/exhausted wei wuxian uses him as an arm rest: whatever just eat your food and rest. #not that i care btw! i simply had that bun on me. wei wuxian just eat your food and shut the fuck up #i can't go more in depth i have only a limited amount of tags before tumblr gets mad at me #dailyuntamed #theuntamededit #mdzsedit #cqledit #the untamed #mdzs #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng shuangjie #twin heroes of yunmeng #fdstuff #fragifs #jiujiuly #rs: in our next lives #shots in gif two and three my beloveds!!!!! #also second close up on wei wuxian gif still counts as it having jiang cheng because he's right there on the right! it counts!!

[ineffectualdemon]

I will throat punch you if you judge another person's eating habits/choices

Yes this include judging "picky eaters

#shut up about what people eat #all food is good food #eating is always better than not eating #you do not know other peoples medical or personal history and you dont need to know #sit the fuck down and mind your business #food #cw food

[mintypsii]

how do you buy a drink or eat food or purchase products knowing that the money you just gave is going to be used to fund a massacre? to murder humans? children? how do you even do that knowing that there are other, BETTER options that won't go towards the culling of innocents? how do you live with yourself supporting people that advocate for genocide, who stay silent in the face of injustice? how do you listen to music created by someone who supports the systematic oppression and killing of people who have been suffering for years and years?

how do you find comfort in anything that supports genocide?

#free palestine #global strike #ceasefire now #it makes me sick #what the fuck is “boycott fatigue” #are you sick in the head? will you die if you stop putting mcdonalds in your body? #SHUT UP about “not wanting to pressure others” PEOPLE ARE DYING? AND THEY CAN NEVER COME BACK THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO BE BABYING ANYONE #MAKE YOUR VOICES HEARD #SPEAK UP #it's not that difficult especially when you're sitting in the comfort of your own home with food to eat and family to see

[doodlboy]

Auuugh

#i hate this time of year #mom saw some issue 1 sign and wanted to start a fight #she's like “it shouldn't be black and white because i dont want to make the decision for other women” #and “i have my own soul to worry about” basically condeming any person that gets an abortion #its that fuckin stupid ass “sluts should b punished” mentality #bc she's always like “i don't want to allow it either bc then people wont take responsibility for their actions boo hoo” like shut tf up #who fucking caressss its none of your goddamn business who gets an abortion or why they get one #and then she was like “well if we start making black and white rules like this next time they'll start doing dumb shit like-” #“blond people can't eat food” what fuckin kind of jump is that???? #but the second i start talking abt that 2025 shit abt basically eradicating trans ppl shes like “oh i dont want 2 talk about that right now” #like fuck offffff #im so so so sick of this shit #mini rant #mini vent #elliot rambles

[a-walking-fandom-reference]

people on diets always have a superiority complex about it… like can you be normal?!

#@ my mom shut up #you actually don’t have to judge everyone else in the world it’s actually how people can form disordered eating which you should know about #since you have an ed AND you help your kids get them too #my mom will literally judge people stuck in different parts of diet culture like you USED TO BE THEM #you just found a different diet that you think is the answer to everything #this woman makes me want to explode she actually told me (a person with disordered eating and has food sensitivities and autism) #that eating processed foods wasn’t better then not eating at ALL #BRO THE FUCK #yes tell your child who has struggled to eat enough for years and has sensory issues and is disabled so making food is hard that #they shouldn’t eat if it’s not ‘healthy’ #when you don’t eat enough people tell you to eat more and when you are able to they say oh NO not like THAT!! #sorry i just she makes me want to scream #rey actually speaks #ask to tag #ed tw #ed mention

[2dou]

can people stop being annoying about shipping in main fandom tags. like i don't mean posting content for ships i don't care about i mean acting like their personal preferences a) matter to literally anyone else and b) are like, a moral high horse for them to look down on everyone else from

#shoosh vale #its so irritating. shut up and eat your fucking food and let everyone else have their 'fucked up' ships in peace dude

[stefanyd]

the last vegaspete scene of ep11 makes me laugh so hard because we have entered dumb idiot(s) territory and i love that for them.

#vegaspete #it's gonna get rough for them later i know #but that was so funny and sweet #Pete being an idiot for a second or two #Vegas' exasperation #'what freaking poison?!' #like fucking eat your food Pete for God's sake #a glimpse at what they can be together #Pete you silly competent man #ilu #everyone shut the fuck up it's pete #and #my poor little meowfioso #Nop the hedgehog was there

[petitgalaxy]

.

#btw this isn’t like a sad vent i just can’t sleep and figured i’d talk on here for a bit #so i have an ear infection (pain i wouldn’t wish on my worst enemy fr it is so bad) #and the pain for the first 3 days was AKSJQJWJSJJAJAJAJSJWJSJSJSJSHSJSJSHSH like i was writhing in a hot bath with my eyes shut #gripping the tub walls and shit couldn’t play music or anything to distract myself bc it hurt too bad #and i went to doc the day after it developed and got antibiotics and was taking a shit ton of ibuprofen and acetaminophen #and the pain reduced a lot after those first few days (thank fucking god. the only thing more painful that i’ve experienced was foot surgery #and that was on my bones). but my ear is completely clogged #can’t hear shit at all and for the past week it’s been draining tons of disgusting pus and other fluids #like fucking soaking and staining parts of my pillow from all the liquid 🤢 #but i finished my course of antibiotics and was trying to go abt my life #messaged the doctor after a while like ‘hey i’m done with the antibiotics and the pain is better but i cant hear anything #and i’m literally leaking everywhere all the time’ and they were like ‘your symptoms will resolve w time’ and i said ‘how much time’ #and they said ‘weeks idk’ and i was like fuck alright but i guess this isn’t that bad #and THEN the day before yesterday i was eating lunch and noticed that my bottom lip felt numb or something like weird #and i kept having to wipe drool and food off the corner of my mouth which is not normal for me and it was freaking me out #and by evening by eye is constantly watering and i can’t figure out why like there’s nothing in it to irritate it #and the next day i go to work and by the time I’m done with work I’m like this is not right and bc i’m a hypochondriac i’m like #‘am i having/did i have a stroke’ and so i go through the FAST stroke symptoms thing (face / arms / smile / time) #and i realize that i cant SMILE like the right side of my mouth will not do it and it’s all lopsided so i freak out and call my mom #she’s not sure that it’s a big deal at first but then she’s like okay make a dr appt bc something is up #so i call dr and luckily there’s an urgent care w our insurance that’s still open and she takes me there an hour later #turns out 1) the ear infection never went away and it’s still swollen and inflamed to all hell 2) i’ve developed swimmer’s ear on top of it #(which i’ve had many times before when i was an active swimmer so that’s not that bad) #and 3) and most importantly i’ve developed something called bell’s palsy which is partial facial paralysis #caused by the infection damaging my facial nerves #so the right side of my face (infection side) is partially paralyzed #most noticeably in my bottom lip and my eye #in that i am having trouble doing things like blowing air out of my mouth #sucking on a straw or eating food (soup was a nightmare) or smiling or drinking etc #and my eye can’t fully close bc the muscles don’t work so i’m constantly crying out of that eye and it’s getting more and more irritated

[thelastsirenssong]

You know why Bakugou is probably the busiest hero bc I know this mf volunteers at a soup kitchen during his free time and he gets the place a Michelin star

#you know he's so mad about it #he's like I'm fucking COOKING FOR PEOPLE I NEED I DON'T NEED A FUCKING GOOD BOY STICKER #it's just people wanting press and he's bananas over it just tears his hair out in frustration #the people he's feeding they love it though they like YO MR. MICHELIN THANK YOU #he's like shut the FUCK up if you're talking you're either not eating or eating with your mouth full so shut your fucking trap #they love him to bits when he goes on missions and comes back they're like the food was so BLAND without you :((( #his heart swells to medical emergency sizes he pretends everything's fine #someone who works the kitchen with him: 'don't gas him his heart is fragile he'll have to go to the hospital come on guys' #it's funny because it's PAINFULLY TRUE..... #I miss him every day y'all Horokoshi give him back to us the kitchen is quiet and cold without him

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

im a vegan and im gonna join the war on vegans on the side of the omnivores at this stage. terminally online vegans are so fucking stupid

#vegan #vegans shut up about how your lifestyle is the only ideologically pure one #It Is Not #shut the fuck up #are you lot really that keen to be seen as literal fascists? cus that's what lies that way #I'm sorry but human rights are more important than animal ''''''rights'''''' #if u really want more ppl to eat vegan open a vegan shop or cafe and sell food that people actually want to eat #if u want more ppl to be healthy then promote the eating of vegetables by humans #if u want animals to not suffer in factory farms campaign for animal WELFARE #geddit WELFARE not RIGHTS animals are not human they do not need the same rights as humans literally shut the fuck up #i need a tag for my own rambles #veganism

[yardsards]

im always like "i feel foggy and lightheaded and fatigued, maybe i need to take a nap" and then i can't sleep and then i realize "HEY DIPSHIT, YOU DON'T NEED MORE SLEEP, YOU JUST HAVEN'T EATEN IN 8 HOURS"

#eliot posts #i hate having a practically non-existent appetite #my mother was always like ''wow i'm so jealous'' #like shut the FUCK up #get your diet culture disored eating mindset AWAY from me #it's not fun forgetting to eat til you're physically ill! #it's not fun having to set alarms for yourself to remember to perform basic body functions! #it's not fun sometimes having to force food down because your brain is convinced you're full! #i would gladly give this up any day!!! #i'm on the borderline of being underweight by bmi standards #that's not healthy

[ocdhuacheng]

vegans are so annoying like we get that there are definitely systemic and environmental issues that need to be taken into account with eating meat but to act like going vegan is the perfect cruelty free environmentally friendly solution is stupid. veganism has its issues too so get the fuck over yourself you are not a fucking saint for trading animal cruelty for slave labor and meat eaters arent the devil incarnate for eating meat. have some fucking nuance here you dumbasses this isnt some black and white issue there are way too many variables for you to be convinced veganism is the only option.

#also you all extremely exaggerate how cruel farmers are #sure maybe there are some assholes that do this kind of stuff but its not like everyone is choosing the slowest way for a cow to die #or skinning animals alive. do you fucking hear yourself #and no sheep are not slaughtered for their wool you doofuses #if the animals are living a good life before they are slaughtered for food and if theyre killed as humanely as possible thats literally not #*a problem #people have been doing that since forever. its not some capitalist invention to kill animals for food #yes capitalism has made it wasteful and cruel in many instances but capitalism has also tainted vegan production as well #you are not immune to capitalist cruelty just because you dont eat meat #if it bothers you at all that animals are slaughtered sure thats your prerogative and i dont blame you for that #but if youre acting like someone has no empathy or is super cruel because we ARE okay with that THATS what im going to scorn you for #you have no right to judge anyone for what they eat #ESPECIALLY if theyre indigenous #.txt #there are ways to humanely and sustainably raise meat youre not special . shut the fuck up

[lettuce-seize-the-day]

this is actually not hot girl shit- major ed and body image cw

i will neverr romanticize or encourage eds so i will not refer to my restrictive behaviors as "hot girl shit" as i do with all my other mental health things. bc in 2013 it was literally like. genuinely unironically saying that "hot girls don't eat" and ill never reinforce that narrative.

that said, i put on my jeans and they were a little big to wear w a crop top. so i put my belt on and my belt is wayyyy too big, even on the smallest loop I could fit at least a whole fist in the space between it and my waist

so I was like. huh that's weird. so i weighed myself for the first time in months. and i - this is not a flex. but i have not seen a number that low since freshman year when the eating disorder SPECIALIST turned me away bc my case was too severe

#shut up hanna #ed cw #body image cw #like. jesus #maybe we can say part of it is bc i havent been dancing so ive lost muscle. thats probably true #but it. i mean JESUS #thats what i said out loud when i saw the number #and i hate to say it. but. beneath my shock and panic of knowing im really getting sick again. i felt good #its. idk what im feeling. i dont wanna say im proud of myself #bc i. like. ive never been more fucking miserable #but like.......it.............at least I have something #i may not have anyone. i may not have anything but my cat. but #now i have this #again #the thing that makes it challenging is that I developed it sooooo fucking young that like #i grew up w it. it was with me through my developmental years. i dont remember NOT having it #and even when im doing okay or even GREAT. its still there. breathing over my shoulder. but i could brush it off or ignore it #the SECOND you start slipping. the MOMENT youre weak. thats when it comes back. #and all of a sudden youre terrified to eat again and all of your food is going bad and your stomach hurts and u feel like shit #but u Cannot. get urself to eat Anything. besides ur safe foods maybe once a day. which is still less than half the calories u should have #and i dont remember how to live without it i dont remember how to be normal #so. maybe its a good thing all my fucking friends went to a restaurant without me. i probably would have panicked anyway 🤪 #nah but that's part of it too yk knowing that they dont want me around. it makes it so even more #it feels like this is all i can do to cope #and i wont put my specific behaviors or safe/fear foods on here either #but its. frustrating i dont have a place to fully talk abt all of it #(im back in therapy but i only had the intake appt and its over the phone)

[semiconducting]

LIKE i dont actually think its wrong to complain about what food options you have when youre going to a university ESPECIALLY if ur paying for the food plan! like you could be putting that money towards food you actually want to eat...that being said i dont think that universities should also necessarily go the 101% everything healthy ~plant based~ wtf ever route bc 1) trying to feed a whole campus is expensive as it is and those special ingredients WILL cost way more and 2) not everyone likes that kind of food...and i think a college should prioritize feeding as much of its student population as possible over whatever nitpicky ingredient things. obviously dont feed students garbage but like some ppl like...fried food. or sugary food. or whatever. and thats fine. its more important that ppl fucking eat period bc college students are notorious for not eating enough!! 

#idc if the food at one place is better than others like dgmw i was grateful that my university had as many options as they did #that being said i considered going halal and if i tried my options for food literally would have been a burger and fries every single day. #either that or whatever nasty vegan shit they were putting out..... #but anyways u do have a right to be picky about what goes in ur body and eating well can greatly improve your overall health & wellbeing #so idk i think that ppl saying that complaining about ur food at is stupid and privileged...are also dumb. #there r poor kids who are at universities too... #but its not like complaining about not having material goods its abt FOOD #like yes its not the worst problem in the world & there are ppl who are struggling way worse #idk i have a lot of opinions. i was so happy to move off campus and have a kitchen LOL #all this to say. complaining about using canola oil to cook an omelette is indeed dumb as fuck #esp bc the ~inflammatory effects~ or whatever are waaaaay overblown #shut up mega #oh actually i lied there was a kosher station and everything there was tasty as fuck...so if i went halal i wouldve eaten there most/all of