lilyliveredlittlerichboy

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

#the og!!! #spiders georg

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

#I'm glad the answer is overwhelmingly yes #though i reckon sample bias is at play cus ppl who deny transandrophobia aren't likely to follow op #even so. even so #transandrophobia #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:

Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?

#0 #about 5 pint-sized cups of tea though #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

are you autistic and gay?

lesbian and autistic perhaps?

an autistic pan or bisexual?

asexual and autistic?

trans or non binary and autistic?

any autistic member of the LGBTQ+ community?

well guess what...

you're fucken great and I love you

#lowkey all of the above #queer stuff #actually autistic

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

why are bathroom sinks designed like that. infuriating

#ur right and u should say it!!!!

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

#every other day on average #prev makes some good points about how unrealistic this expectation is for many people: #i think it's important for people to know how bad things can get sometimes #i shower once a monthish but i know people who shower once a yearish and less #(<prev tags) #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#unpopular choice: the dishes #it's like a ritual to me. i like washing the dishes #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

You guys really liked my last poll so

#ship in a bottle!! #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

You guys really liked my last poll so

#stuffed crust pizza #get cheesed #but also. #bed. go to sleep #polls

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

yeah when i get hiccups i simply hold my breath until it gets physically distressingly uncomfortable and once ive almost blacked out enough to override my not breathing willpower the hiccup will be gone. and im normal

#i need a tag for my own rambles #this is barely an exaggeration #sorry i hate hiccups. having them is much worse than temporarily flooding my bloodstream with co2 so they go away

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#this cat is the most cow ever #cats

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

#“i remember her like it was yesterday” (it was actually 4 hours ago) #< prev #i do this sometimes while at home and sitting right next to my cats #cat irl vs cat in my phone. who wins #the answer is both #they are both great and amazing and special in their own way. cats in my phone i can send to friends and treasure forever. #cats irl i can pet and feel their softness and hear their purrs

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

#laugh rule

[lilyliveredlittlerichboy]

London never fails to make me ill. Someone please kill me.

#its the smog... #and having to share the same square inch with 500 thousand people on the tube #i hate London. avoid it if i can

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arguing with family so obviously im gonna drag the internet into this argument

#clippers are not that expensive and you can use them at home yourself forever and ever and ever and ever #maybe get a pal or family member to check you haven't missed anything #but seriously if its just a one length buzzcut it's dead easy #i used to cut my hair at home for years #now i let a hairdresser do my colors but i still touch up my undercut myself #my clippers are in the top 3 of my best investments ever #polls

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#i find it funny #polls

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Submitted by @sky-the-snail-fanatic

#English and Welsh and French and Latin #i think only a couple have been on eurovision and i only learned those for choir #polls