#dumb college kids

[sunmoontruth-stiles]

I need a completely rewritten teen wolf series with Derek Hale as the main character. I think it would heal me.

#we follow Derek from New York. Laura left for beacon hills. it’s been six years since he was back but he hasn’t heard from her #and hes going stir crazy waiting. he packs up and travels back. it’s almost too much immediately. he still can’t get a hold of Laura #he can’t resist going home. it’s like a natural pull that guides him back. all at once he’s 16 again. staring at the wreckage of his life #deputy stilinski is sherrif now. it’s reassuring in the slightest that the police force seems to have moved on from how corrupt it was #he catches her scent and it’s putrid. bile catches in his throat. he seeks it out. still in denial to what he knows it means. #when he finds Laura it’s like the world ends all over again. he can’t stand to see her like this. he gives her a proper burial. #the best he can do at least #he visits Peter. he’s not the man Derek remembers- so full of fire and cunning. their relationship may have been strained at times. #often Derek felt more like Eve being swayed by the snake than a normal friendship #but this isn’t the sharp tongued uncle who guided him. this is a broken shell. all that remained of his family. he was so lost. #22 but he barely knew how to function without his family- his pack paving the way #Laura handled everything. she got the apartment. she made sure they had food. Derek looks back and feels so useless #he was so lost in his grief. Laura must of felt the same way but she never let them drown in it #she made sure he got his GED. even got him to enroll in community college classes. #he took them online. he never was able to warm up to people the same way. he used to be so full of life. now he just wanted to be left alone #he studied English. never finished his degree. doesn’t look like he ever will now. he can’t go back to Laura and his shared home. #can’t bare to see another shell of a home #he vents to the vacant audience of Peter and his cold fixed eyes #Derek leaves. he wants to promise he’ll return soon #but promises feel costly these days #he decides to go back to the reserve. maybe he can find some clue as to what happened to Laura #someone lured her here. someone who knew them and their history here #his mind went to the worst. Kate. why would she go through the trouble six years later. why wait so long. #Derek couldn’t stomach the thought of facing her. he focused on the woods. the scents were all over the place. #clearly multiple people had been through here recently. two scents were much stronger. Derek follows them #but when he hears the crunch of leaves he realizes why the scents are so strong. they’re still here #he ducks behind some trees. listening in on their conversation. but an echo of their scent catches his attention #he spots an inhaler on the ground. he puts two and two together and swipes it from the leaves. #he comes out once they’re closer. tossing over the inhaler- he figures they’ll leave. dumb kids messing around in the woods #he reminds them this is private property. though that may not be true anymore. he recognizes the scent of a new beta. interesting.

[poitonk]

Minho have a lot of patience

#stray kids #stray kids fanart #skz #skz fanart #minsung #minho #lee know #han jisung #jisung #skz college au #hes so dumb #he loves him so much #im so proud of the garfield tshirt

[varenykmeson]

The gothification beam returns, this time with more victims and significantly more self-indulgent cringe.

#gungrave #mika asagi #beyond the grave #juji kabane #is this stupid? embarrassing perhaps? definitely. #anyway sorry for posting low effort dumb doodles lately i'm being steamrolled by college #also if you recognise all the patches on mika's jacket what's wrong with you (just kidding) #hahaha i drew that

[macroglossus]

being evaluated for adhd by having one of those full psych evals that last like two hours. scared frightened etc.... last time i took it i lied extensively bc i was 13 and thought they might tell my mommy if i said i had suicidal thoughts. and i still have a habit of lying to therapists bc i'm embarrassed......... AGH idk. what if i take it and they tell me that the reason im Like This is bc im genuinely just weird and shitty and not bc im mentally ill at all. SCARED

#which is dumb bc i have been formally diagnosed with multiple mental illnesses i dont think they can just take it back right????? #this is so stupid and cliche but what if i have been faking it........ all along........ Argh. #when i was in res i was put on adderall (bc the house psych just kind of experimented w meds LMFAO) and i had to go off them after like #two weeks bc it was affecting my appetite in a way i couldnt afford at the time lmao. but i do genuinely feel like it helped during that #time.... which is why i want to go on it again!!!! but im scared theyll just be like nah and i wont be able to take any of my meds anymore #is that crazy. am i being crazy rn. idk i truly do think most of my experiences w school and like. life could be explained by adhd and #when i was a kid they thought i had it but the two meds they tried didnt work for me so they just. kind of gave up #and i was really extremely unable to do school and graduated hs w an insanely low gpa and then dropped out of community college. LMAO. not #that people w adhd cant be good in school i just couldnt make myself do homework and couldnt listen in class bc i was too busy focusing on #listening. if that makes sense #IDK. idk. i know it's become like. a trend to have adhd is the issue and everything is being attributed to having it so im worried that ive #like. accidentally fallen in w that? even though ive thought i had it for forever and everyone has been like girl do you have this. IDK!!!! #idk. idkkkk im just like. genuinely scared. it's not the end of the world if im not diagnosed obviously but that means that #im just like this for no reason at all. and there's no way of helping it bc it's just the way i am. and i actually am just shitty n lazy. #epic. which incidentally is the proper name for how fucking long these tags are my bad. if you read this far sorry for being insane 👍

[sapphic-schizo]

my school's having an international women's day event with tables for women-owned small business and a talk by an "inspiring entrepreneur".......how much money y'all wanna bet that there's at least two MLMs there

#not that women can't own legit small businesses ofc #but mlm ladies flock to these craft fair things #double points since they can lure in dumb college kids with their sales pitches

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

prayers please

#idk I think I keep talking or trying to justify myself/verbally give into peer pressure when honestly I should just. shut up. #like when the college theatre kids start getting into stuff that I disagree with bc of my faith?? I get nervous and Talk #and say dumb things/end up probably giving a poor witness for the Lord #when I also have the option to be like. noncommittal/not say anything #anyway. gaining confidence in the acting stuff so hopefully my faithfulness to my beliefs and my Lord will follow more easily #as I become less nervous #bc I've been doing pretty poorly but I'd like to do better.

[rosicheeks]

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#gifted kid burnout is so brutal and I don’t think enough people talk about it #knowing if life would have turned out differently I could have been great #I wasn’t a prodigy by any means #and I don’t mean to sound conceited or anything #but I was pretty talented #when I was in high school - think junior year? I was in a college age opera and I was the only one who wasn’t in college in the whole thing #I was so excited to be an adult and for my dreams to become reality #and then life actually happens #and you’re already burnt out #and now I’m looking at all these younger people that are talented and I just feel envy bubbling up inside me #I wish so so so badly that was me #just graduating high school #with so much freedom ahead of me #but then I literally blinked my eyes and now I’m 25 #no clue what the fuck to do with my life #working with a bunch of young girls doesn’t help either tbh #I remember when I was the baby in most situations and now I’m older than most of them #and I’m just :((( #idk idk idk I’m just being dumb right now #wish I could go back in time #redo everything #shut up rosie

[gods-favorite-autistic]

The different Spider-Men (mostly from Into the Spiderverse) as people at a family reunion

Original Spider-Man from Miles’s universe is the dad, Peter B Parker is the queer uncle, Spider Noir is the fresh out of jail aunt who has had like 5 glasses of wine since he got here, Penni is that one cousin who no one can say no to, Miles is the son who is just so done with everything, Spider Ham is the stray that no one really knows how it got here but hey he’s not tearing up the house so it’s fine, Gwen is the friend Miles begged to come along so that he didn’t have to do this alone, Tom Holland Spider-Man is the cousin who just spends the entire time talking to his friends/helping Penni build a Lego set, Tobey Maguire Spider-Man is the uncle who just wants to sleep, Andrew Garfield Spider-Man is the oldest cousin who spends the entire time talking shit about the adults and then goes for a walk and just doesn’t come back but nobodies worried cause he does this every year, and Ultimate Spider-Man Peter is the middle cousin trying to cause as much chaos and drama as he can without getting in trouble

#spiderman #spiderman into the spiderverse #spiderman no way home #tw cursing #cw cursing #ag’s Spider-Man just walks in roasts everybody and then leaves #kinda like roast bot in big brother #actually he insults everyone but Miles and Penni #Penni because she’s a kid and Miles because they have a lot in common #Peter ‘we don’t have a chimney’ ‘whaaaaaaat’ Parker and Miles ‘who’s Morales’ Morales #meanwhile tm and sn have a bet going to see who can drink the most wine before they pass out #og peter is just desperately trying to keep it together #while pbp is too busy trying to keep himself together #th peter is in college yet he still sits at the kids table because ‘adults are too tiring’ #miles brings his sketch pad with him and just draws the entire time while listening to music #Gwen is put on the duty of alerting him whenever his family is approaching but otherwise she just gets to sit on her phone the entire time #if on the rare occasion that ag peter stays he will be sitting at the kids table #usm Peter keeps sending Harry and MJ photos of his family doing dumb shit #MJ usually responds with ‘engage with your family Pete!’ while Harry just straight up tells him to fuck shit up #spider ham bites people

[whydamnitwhy]

How come theirs so much happening in the books all the time 24/7 and then half ur @otdiaftg blog is just

“This class benigs” and “that class ends” lolololol

Let's be honest, if Neil isn't causing mayhem is there even a point to document it in the books?

((On a more serious note: I wanted to highlight how often Neil is consumed by this new lifestyle. Classes beginning. Practices ending. Etc.

Neil fully delves into this new life because he truly believes it IS the last few months of his life. I wanted to document the time Neil spends immersing himself into succeeding and learning, even in this believed End Times to show you that when the Quiet does happen, it's earned.

As Coach will say, soon enough: "If anything, I should be thanking you. You told us last night you intended to end the year dead or in federal custody. You could have shut everyone and everything out and worried about yourself this year. Instead you agreed to help Dan fix this team.")

((Plus I just think its fun to remember that this book was just "highlights" of Neil's life and that there was more to Neil than just what we saw on page.))

#otdiaftg #on this day in aftg #q&a #neil josten #andrew minyard #this dumb exy boys #i dont answers questions on the otdiaftg account cause i feel like it might clog up the point of the blog #but maybe i should start answering questions here? #not sure-- do people even care about MY thoughts? #do people want a q&a kinda thing? #in other news #thanks for the question! i feel the exact same way #like... for a book that never seems to STOP HAVING SHIT HAPPENING #damn a year is a long ass time for a college kid too

[magical-xirl-4]

does it personally hurt my feelings when people (rightfully) critique SS's controls and how nosey Fi is?

yes

because this game is etched into my soul and mind I don't know how to explain it

#its so weird for me cause like #i played it when i was 11 #felt INSTANTLY and INSANSELY connected to it like it was part of me #REALLY connected to link. the master sword. zelda. the sky. fi. felt like it was a game MADE for me #didnt get into LOZ after i played some of it as a kid. i think its bc it wasnt the same #but now. im actually going through the games #and im enjoying myself #but beforehand. did i still name myself after the main character of a franchise i've only played one game of? #yes of fucking course i did thats how much this ONE (1) game and character means to me #i actually never finished it when i was 11 #i always wanted to finish it but i never did until i finished highschool and was about to go to college #i was 17. the exact same age as our hero. it was *the* right time #i loved the game more than i ever did before. finally seeing it through and finishing link's (my) story/journey #now it feels just as special cause im finally branching out and getting to know this character (technically me in a self-reflective way) #even more through the other stories #ugh. anyway. big dumb rant about how much i respect this piece of media after seeing more criticism to it. #yeah i like to go off. i know people love it which is comforting but. i just wish it was more loved #skyward sword

[doodle-dog-diary]

(After watching Buddy Daddies)

Normal people: omg kazurei in their 30s slow burn fake dating domestic romance canon 💕💖👬👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨🥺😩🕺💅

Me, aroace and supremely dumb, hints of romance fly straight past my head without me ever needing to duck: I think they r platonic bestie roommates who stay best friends forever :)

#buddy daddies #idk if im just dumb and not picking up on things other people are seeing but #theyre college roommate besties to me #thats just how i read it i want them to be platonic friends who live together and raise a kid together

[millenniummmbop]

Things I would create if I was 10% more manic: shot-for-shot remake of the "Bet On It" sequence from High School Musical 2 but with kaiba

#'why?' #every day i am plagued with visions of incomprehensible nonsense that play on an endless loop on the tv wall that is my mind #but sometimes they go away if i draw them out and if i find them funny enough my brain grants me the strength and energy #of a million college kids on their 3rd all-nighter of the week #to pull my own series of routine all-nighters in order to transcribe the visions into a visual language ppl can understand #this is my roundabout way of saying there are so many dumb cursed things i could be putting onto ur dashboards but im NOT bc im NICE lmfao #but also the image of kaiba dramatically running around a golf course singing about never giving up is SO FUNNY to me #and has been stuck in my head for about a year and a half now lmfao #ignore me

[lopez-richter-fangirl]

It was already wild to me that Darren Joey and Lauren were performing there but I’ve just seen a tweet that made it hit me how insane it is that GRANGER DANGER is going to be performed at the LONDON PALLADIUM

#like what???? #those dumb college kids have come so far

[xxstaystillxx]

how old were frank and gerard when they met

ok so they briefly were friends when they were 10 (Frank) and 13 (gway) bc they went to the same sleepaway camp together 2 or 3 summers in a row and like.... definitely there were games of truth or dare that went way too far. rolling around in the little camp bunks. dunking their sleeping bags in the creek to try and get the stains out. both of their parents found less expensive ways to get them out of the house over the summer eventually though. so they didnt reconnect for another like two years but they fucking ran into each other in a grocery store or something at 13 and 15-16 and realized that they'd lived in the same town the entire time LOL

#literally none of this has any bearing on the narrative at all AHAHA #there was a period of denial that they'd ever even been fooling around as kids that ended right before gway left for college #and part of the reason he dropped out senior year is bc he broke up with the girl he'd been seeing who was supporting his dumb ass bc he #couldn't stop fucking around with frank LOL #gway is a student debt dodger btw

[tragedy--enjoyer]

the moment I realized I officially was a burnt out gifted kid was when I had to retake a subject from my first year of uni and when I entered the class, one of my classmates (who was retaking the class too) looked surprised when he saw me and said "but I thought you were one of the smart ones" and I almost wanted to cry at the implications of what I've become

#now i feel dumb all the fucking time #and impostor syndrome makes it even worse #burnout #burnt out gifted kid #university #college #gifted kid burnout #uni student #uni posting #engineering student #students of tumblr #eldest daughter

[dismemb3redb0dy]

everyone thinks the homeschooled girl is a retard (ig i am)

#i only went to school till 6th grade and i couldn’t handle how hard it is to be the normal kid #now i didn’t even get to college yet cause im so fucking afraid im so awkwardly dumb around people