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incorrect-dragonquest-quotes · 1 month

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Malroth: Remember kids! Be yourself, stay healthy, commit arson, steal from the government, and eat the ri-

Builder, cutting him off: okay i think that’s enough!

#dragon quest incorrect quotes #dragon quest ix sentinels of the starry sky #dragon quest ix #dragon quest #dragon quest 9 #dragon quest xi echoes of an elusive age #dragon quest iii #dqxi #dragonquest #dragon quest xi #dqxi erik #dragon quest vii fragments of the forgotten past #erik x luminary #erik x hero #dragon quest builders 2 #dqb2 malroth #dqb2 builder #dqb2

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zetadraconis11 · 3 months

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HL Incorrect Quote #50

MC: When have we ever been in danger?

Natty: When we went after Harlow?

Poppy: Or when we fought poachers?

Ominis: How about when we went into the Scriptorium?

Amit: Need I mention the disaster at the goblin mine?

Sebastian: Do you want the short list or the long list?

MC:

#keep in mind mc's technically first day involved being attacked by a dragon then statues then goblins #and then mc's first day of school involved a troll attack in hogsmeade #mc just brought all kinds of danger and trouble like harry potter did lol #not that the group didn't bring their own kind of danger #except for amit #the boy just wanted to be a translator #sebastian was the one that roped mc into the most danger outside of the main quest tho #hogwarts legacy mc #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #natsai onai #poppy sweeting #amit thakkar #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes

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howwnowbrowncoww · 5 months

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In another universe where Malroth's visions of killing his friends makes him feel guilty over ending Hargon's miserable life, Builder takes the chance to try out a new weapon they've been working on^-^

#drawing malroth bald with his hair spikes and ponytail still there brings me SO MUCH JOY lmao #incorrect quotes #dqb2 #dragon quest builders 2 #dqb2 spoilers #dragon quest builders 2 spoilers #howw draws

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sapphire-draw · 1 month

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GATHERING MATERIALS ON BOTH GAMES: DQB1 Builder: (Carefully picking up branches, distinguishing between types of lumber and preserving the chunks, even colecting some foliage too) Malroth (DQB2): (Obliterating forest) W O O D I S W O O D .

#dqb #dragon quest builders #dqb2 #dragon quest builders 2 #malroth #dqb2 malroth #Has anyone else already made this joke #DQB has so many more materials than DQB2 #In the sequel they all get lumped together into only a few #No rainbow oils for you-only orange #incorrect quotes #is this incorrect quotes I think it is

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sapphire-rb · 3 days

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Lulu: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?

Builder: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated...

Malroth: Smad.

#dqb2 #dragon quest builders 2 #This is a dumb post idk #incorrect quotes #i guess #dunno if anyones done this joke? i looked around and couldnt find it #low quality shitposting #dqb2 builder #dqb2 malroth #dqb2 lulu

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 months

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Smash Bros Sexyman Contest

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #poll #contest #tumblr sexyman #Hero #Banjo #Dragon Quest #Banjo Kazooie

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incorrecthsrquotes · 1 year

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Why do they call it a brothel? There's no broth... or is there?

Rather Dashing, probably

#incorrect quotes #homestar runner #peasant's quest #rather dashing #source:#dragon age

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miko2495 · 9 months

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Aquila: How did none of you hear what I just said? Billy: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Rose: I got distracted about halfway through. Yu: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#incorrect quotes #dragon quest 9 #dragon quest #dq9 #dqix

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candiedfain · 1 year

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DQ11 Party Members as things I’ve thought/said/done in Physics class (part 1??)

El: ???

Erik: this is so fucking stupid what the fuck am I supposed to do with this shit why the fuck is this even required I’m not gonna fucking use this ever- *incessant mumbling*

Veronica: I am THIS close 🤏 to committing arson

Serena: *on the verge of tears*

Sylv: *humming Drunk-Dazed by Enhypen*

Jade: *on her phone paying no attention to class*

Rab: that’s great but what is the purpose of me learning it

Hendrik: *trying his very best but looking like a dumbass*

Bonus:

Jasper: *about the professor* oh SHUT IT ALREADY

Mia: this is NOT what I learned in 9th grade 🤨

#dq11 #dqxi #dragon quest 11 #dragon quest xi #dq11 sylvando #dq11 rab #dq11 hero #dq11 veronica #dq11 erik #dq11 serena #dq11 jade #dq11 hendrik #dq11 jasper #dq11 mia #dq11 incorrect quotes #dqxi incorrect quotes #i hate physics #if you couldn’t tell #might actually make this into a series

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venusleontios55555 · 11 months

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Nali Shippers“I hate arrogant pricks like you, always strutting around acting like you’re better than us!”

Nalu Shippers: “Oh believe me, there’s no acting necessary.”

#nalu #nali #fairy tail 100 years quest #lucy heartfilia #natsu dragon slayer #natsu dragneel #lucy #natsu #lisanna strauss #natsu x lisanna #incorrect quote #fairy tail

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square-incorrect · 2 years

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Shop Owner: You two make a cute couple.

El: No, no we're not together. We're not a couple- we're definitely not a couple.

Shop Owner: Oh! Sorry.

Erik: Wow, you, uh, you seem pretty insulted by that. What, I'm not good enough for you?

El: We're not gonna have this conversation again, are we? Maybe someday preferably when we aren't being sought after by every guard, monster, and second cousin twice removed but not yet.

Erik:

El:

Erik: Fair enough.

#dragon quest xi #the luminary #erik dragon quest #luminerik #incorrect quotes #source: friends #this has literally been in my drafts for over a year

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incorrect-dragonquest-quotes · 2 months

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11: have you tried yelling?

Erik: I have no idea what you are referring to but of course I’ve tried yelling!

#luminerik #dragon quest #dragon quest xi #dragonquest #dragon quest ix #dragon quest incorrect quotes #dragon quest vi #dragon quest viii #incorrect quotes #dragon quest iii #dragon quest vii fragments of the forgotten past

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incorrectrwdquotes · 2 years