#don’t get her a ring

[gamer-in-training]

Girls don’t want boyfriends, they want mutant carp

#stardew valley #i was playing Stardew with a bestie #and we put the mutated carp in our grunge display #and beat Pierre!!! wooooo #I’m sure the mutated carp pushed us into the win #not the iridium star wine #or ancient fruit #def the carp #anyways in honor of that #giving a girl a mutated carp is essentially marriage proposal #don’t get her a ring #get her this funky little creature #mutant carp

[all-lee24]

St. Trina of the cradle song

#elden ring #I want to change her design from this tho cause I want her to be more eldritch #Miq n his scary sleepy alter ego #I talked about this on Twitter more but basically I hope that Trina and Miq are a marika/radagon situation where #the two of them split into independent identities #Trina is my best friend #I don’t even know her but she’s purple and sleepy so I know we’d get along

[cookiesandcantarella-art]

Wanted to draw Paige with fancy mourning clothes for her widow persona. That's her dad's jacket btw

Click for better quality! Anyways pls if you have not listened to @thesiltverses literally what are you doing go fix that now

[ID: digital painting of Paige Duplass from the Silt Verses walking against an abstract background. Paige is a thin white woman with dark brown hair and eyes. She wears a long black dress with a brown leather jacket over it. Her hair is covered by a black cowl which she holds in place. She looks towards the viewer sullenly.

She walks through a trail of blood, bare feet covered in it. White crocus flowers sprout up from the ground around her path. End ID]

#the silt verses #tsv #paige duplass #the silt verses paige #blood #thinking constantly about the complicated relationship she must have with her dad in season 3 #she loves him she wants to hate him she hates that she hates that he did that for her etc etc #nothing like a dad jacket to compound all those feelings #i like the idea of paige wearing a wedding ring (hayward's idea) #where did she get it as a fugitive? who knows! hayward perhaps #my art #lea draws #I don’t have a fav silt verses character *draws Paige* *draws paige* *draws paige*

[anna-scribbles]

h-how do you ever finish any of your work? genuine question because you seem to be productive despite your agreste syndrome and I need to learn your ways. but also how do you ever finish any of your work

unclear. last night i stayed up and finished a report worth 25% of my grade at about 5am, arrived on time for my 9am lecture, and spent about half of it zoned out while thinking about seventeen year old emilie agreste. and i was one of the most active participants in the class discussion

#in some ways it IS the move to go to grad school right out of undergrad #because your body can still sort of operate like a college kid #i’m on about 3ish hours of sleep rn and this morning it felt SO over but now i’ve eaten something and we’re so back #i also don’t really do caffeine. except sometimes i’ll go get one of those panera death lemonades #i might be able to snag a short nap before work #but anyway about seventeen year old emilie. i was thinking abt how she was in that movie solitude and adrien said she was seventeen #WAIT. NO. HE SAID SHE WAS SEVENTEEN IN THAT PHOTO ON HIS DESKTOP NOT IN THE MOVIE #well. okay whatever i’m gonna tell you what i was thinking about anyway #OKAY i’m back i just checked the wikipedia page and then i watched the end of gorizilla. to make sure i’m not lying. because i’m normal. #anyway i was thinking about the solitude film and how it’s super rare and old and obscure and whatever. and how apparently #emilie wrote it herself and andre produced it #and i’m thinking about how gabe was discovered by audrey and that’s how he got his start in the fashion industry #so now i’m like?? did gabe and emilie first meet on the set of solitude? because gabe was designing costumes or whatever? #and that’s how audrey found him? have people already thought about this?? #also i just checked and it doesn’t say emilie’s last name in the credits and also it’s ‘graham films’ with the twin rings logo m #so i’m assuming she’s still emilie graham de vanily at that point #anyway it comes back to seventeen year old emilie because i started imagining seventeen year old runaway emilie having her new life in pari #after escaping her british nobility life #and the first thing she does is write and star in an original movie. of course. #and she meets this repressed bisexual punk upstart costume designer who is so the opposite of everyone she’s ever known #and he’s immediately so unhealthily obsessed with her. which she appreciates. #and then they proceed to have the most toxic doomed evil relationship of all time #also she gets cheated because once gabe gets money he represses himself SO hard that he is now exactly like all the people emilie grew up w #but at least he’s still obsessed with her #this is what i was thinking about during class today. i don’t know how i get anything done either. #ml #anna rambles #asks

[feelingtheaster99]

She gives him HER camp necklace 😭

#this is even more upsetting because she fully thinks he’s fonna did #and she gives him something so important to her #thinking she might not ever get it back #I think it even still has her dad’s ring on it! #percy and annabeth #also does the show ever explain the camp beads? #I don’t think they do #maybe in the next season a-yooooo! #percabeth #these are the percabeth MOMENTS people #Percy Jackson #annabeth chase #percy jackson tv show #percy jackson spoilers #percy jackson and the olympians #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjotv #pjo tv #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson episode 8 #pjo ep 8 #the prophecy comes true spoilers #the prophecy comes true #live reaction

[hazelcephalopod]

Considering Fjord’s just barely “I guess my last name is Stone. That’s the shit name they gave me at my shit orphanage” attitude. I propose that when they marry we break with tradition and just let him be Admiral/Captain-Mr Fjord Lavorre.

#critical role #Plz understand even in our own world naming customs are so much more diverse than #women takes mens last name or maybe their husband adds her. Which each got form their father #There are so many other naming customs #It’s honestly weird to be exandrian doesn’t have more of them #Go look up Spanish names rn #Or places where they don’t have last names at all #Or are still using the “child of (ok usually father but you could use mother or parent) #On the one hand I get they worldbuilding based on what they know #On the other… the world is way more complicated than that #Marriage customs are different between cultures and time periods! #Not everyone uses rings! #Its fine but… also I have a lot of opinions #(Idk why this turned into a rant but it did) #cr spoilers #critical role spoilers

[ophernelia]

Imogen, girl I’m so sorry I’m not good at making cas cc. The ideas I have for her wedding attire. A really intricate veil, an old lace dress. She’d get it second hand to everyone else’s dismay. It’d even be a little off color because of how old it is, but she’d literally love it. I have no idea when the wedding episode is so maybe there’s time for me to learn. But I doubt it lmao.

#the veil in the first pic specifically is to die for #I don’t ever wanna get married legally but maybe a spiritual wedding wouldn’t hurt #lykaia #*imogen sumner #inspo #I want a new ring for her too #something that matches Lou’s wedding band

[cashweasel]

Blorbo shenanigans

Unfortunately he does things like that all the time and I think kiara should get him back for it every time 💀😂

@night-triumphantt 😘🥰

#hi judie kdkskdjd element of surprise post? djsksjdks well only kinda bc you’ve seen a bit of it anyway #dropping two blorbo arts in one day before I fuck off back to studying tomorrow and you don’t see me for another month sksksjdkdj #tw she’s just trying to eat bruv djsnksjdksjs #so sorry kiki he’s like that sometimes 😂 #I love these idiots so much they’re so silly #the last one was my favorite to draw 🥹 #look at themmmm ugh #please help #they get the sillies anywhere really shskakdj and that’s a problem for people 😂😂💀 #yazan trying to shoot mashed potatoes into her mouth #guess they still need to be sat away from eachother even as adults sometimes #judie I gave him his nose ring back I hope you’re satisfied SKSKSJDKDJ #it does look good on him #probably saw karima has one and decided to steal the vibes too #yazan stealing everyone’s vibes for himself #my art #ocs #kiyazan

[theywontletmebeprincipal]

#personally I think it was #I think we discredit miquella a lot bc they’re so meek when like. the entire thesis of their character is not to underestimate the meek #n their entire goal is radical transformation. they’ve exhausted all other avenues. we Know they’re manipulative #I think they wanted to try out the blood magic #I think they would try fucking anything yknow. they’re desperate #n they’re also Very Clever #don’t get me wrong I think mohg thinks it’s all his own doing still. but I don’t think it actually is #I think mohg is an unknowing tool with his own motivations yes. but a tool nonetheless #n Clearly whatever he’s doing is working bc look how big miquella is #also I just find it hard to believe that malenia wouldn’t have stopped them being kidnapped if she were there #mohg could Not have beaten her in a fight #n she has no reason to leave that tree if miquella’s still there bc watching them is her in entire job #unless of course. they persuaded her to go somewhere else #sanders pollshit #elden ring #miquella the unalloyed #luminary mohg #malenia blade of miquella #soulsborne

[deadandphilgames]

saw the anon that mentioning a marriage reveal and honestly i am not even the biggest on the “marriage” train because i don’t care about marriage and to me they don’t even seem like the type that care either but this video really gives Marriage Soft Launch vibes like the married couple energy is too intense

i do get “marriage is just a piece of paper” vibes from them since it quite literally is, they’ve done the other things already (building a life and house together, travelling, house plants, norman) so marriage is just a title. but also dan is such a whore for symbolism and ‘deeper meaning’ so i wouldn’t be surprised if he has the desire to be officially married. but then again there’s the whole heteronormative side of weddings and marriage that would also have an effect on him. it does feel like a soft launch though. terrifying and intense

#i can’t remember which one of them said the piece of paper thing. i think phil? #asks #anonymous #my partner and i have discussed getting married. like we’ve looked for rings together #but also. she’s get a government pension so its not beneficial to get married itd fuck up her income #and like I don’t even want a wedding. i just want a ring but do i? is it just all ive been told that i want? #it’s such a waste of money. my brother is in $40k debt for his wedding because he felt he needed one #so dumb. i think I just want to try on a wedding dress and have a nice ring but even then #anyways… she has already causally asked me to marry her so idk if im engaged . much to think about

[orchidyoonkook]

Personal

Hi.

How did you get over your quarter life crisis?

Because I’m trying not to fall into the vast unyielding void. And I’m failing hilariously.

#TAG RANT. CAN IGNORE. YOON JUST NEEDS TO GET HER THOUGHTS OUT. #filler tag to push the rest of the rant down past the cut off point. #i literally don’t know what I’m going to do with my life and I can’t decide anything. #do I stay in flowers #do I leave flowers #do I try and get into film again #do I move to Europe #or delay that and go back to school for the one thing that’s always brought me pure happiness #or do I move out of my city #but in all of this I have to consider my partner and what he wants #but I don’t know what to do. i don’t know what the right thing for me is and I can’t afford a therapist so I ramble on the internet in hopes #of a shiny beacon of something rings into my head and figures everyhting out for me #like. I’ll be 25 in April. a ways off. but I’m 25 and I haven’t done anything. i don’t know what I’m supposed to do?? i had a life plan that #was derailed so hilariously hard by COVID that cannot be mended. and this is the first time I haven’t had a plan or a solid goal and so now #I’m floating in the middle of the pacific wondering which direction to turn in hopes of finding land #i have nothing to work towards and I miss who I was. i want to be that again. i wanna be her again. but it’s so difficult to do that. #anyway. rant over. needed to get that out. thanks for reading if you did. #this actually made me feel a lot better hope moly.

[tsuchinokoroyale]

More like rad-b-gone lol

#I love that you can see me back off to dodge his grab before I’m like oh wait I can just bonk him lol #thank you radagon for being the only boss I could see myself doing hitless #except my dodge rate for his stomp/poke combo is like 5% #so it’s only feasible if he doesn’t do that move… #oh and the “nothing personnel kid” teleport and fast smash can also suck it #him the crucible knights and the bell bearing hunter are the only enemies I’ve learned to consistently parry in ER 😮‍💨 #I tried learning malenia’s parries but her damage is so overtuned it str8 up was not worth the risk and effort 🥴 #radagon definitely isn’t the most fun boss in Elden ring but I think he’s like the most fair out of every single one #which is why it’s gr8 that all my goodwill gets toss out the window with Elden beast 🥴 #I had one moment where he did Elden stars chase attack the triple closing rings and then sword swipes #and got absolutely annihilated bc I could not dodge all 3 attacks at once #like attack RNG has always been part of the difficulty in these games but with my limited knowledge this is the first one where #(( outside of gank fights )) #the RNG difficulty slider goes from manageable all the way to full health to death #had one round with malenia where she used waterfowl blade SIX TIMES and I only managed to survive bc I was playing around with a mage build #and was letting bby tiche do most of the damage while I pulled aggro from far away enough that I could dodge WFB comfortably #can you tell I’ve only ever done double godskins with both NPC summons and tears #I’ve heard enough about that fights bullshit that I straight up trivialize it every time I get it to it #Elden ring truly is the most difficult and easiest fromsoft game to date… dialectic 🥳 #excited to see how they balance things in the DLC bc honestly outside of WFB malenia really is a fun boss #I don’t mind that her normal attacks are so punishing bc dodging around them or knocking her out of certain attacks feels gr8 #so if bosses are malenia level TUNED without WFB level BULLSHIT I can see myself getting really into it 🥳 #tsuchi plays games

[victimized-martyr]

stole this from basu on twt bc 🙌🏼 preaaachh

#kyman #south park #i also am in love with the absolute denial he was in during PC #craziest shit I’ve ever seen #Kyle deadass saw eric’s wedding ring. and wife. and KIDS #and was like ‘no. 🧍‍♂️ fake news’ #kyle heard cartman havin sex?? he doesn’t tell them to stop bc it’s rude. he tells eric’s wife ‘hey ur husband gave me aids’ and DOESNT #CLARIFY SHIT and bro doesn’t realize the fucking implications #Kyle getting worked up over heiman NOT for her sake. but eric’s #’in a way wE’rE aLl gOiNg oUt wiTh cArTmAn’ what the FUCK does that mean kyle #kyle’s stupid little ‘Hey heidi so I know you and cartman have an anniversary comin up’ (I. no words.) c #‘some of us don’t think cartman’s qualified to be with you. what do you find in him that’s remotely REDEEMING’ #motherfucker didn’t even ask why she liked him. asks what’s ‘redeeming ‘ abt him. kyle I know wanting to redeem cartman is Your Thing but #jesus dude let heidi speak for herself #don’t get me started when the girls were like ‘do u like heidi?’ and kyle had a mental breakdown (he’s always known when he Likes a Girl. #wtf why was he so torn up abt it.) #also Kyle ‘I hate Cartman let’s exclude him from building boats’ Brofloski goin ‘awww cartman i’m sorry’ as soon as #Cartman gets emo abt the ‘surgery’ and is the first to include him in boat building #AND THEN proceeds to be on top of eric abt the quality of boats?? when no one else cares? not even BUTTERS? y does he care so much?? #weirdo. fuckin weirdo fr

[annamariedarkholmes]

watching x-twitter and r*ddit try to stir up ~dissent against brevoort because he isn’t effusive over the same pet characters who’ve been front and center at the expense of everyone else not just all krakoa but since the early 2000s

#lol don’t worry gang you have books from claremont to ellis to morrison to wh*don to hickman etc etc etc kissing the rings of your blorbos #they are straight up MAKING UP rumors about him disliking the two female characters with arguably the most militant online fanbases! which.. #im sure there’s no ulterior motive for that whatsoever lol #meanwhile fans kicked up a fuss when those two characters were treated like a housewife and a sidekick respectively in their 1st krakoa bks #as if current editorial had nothing to do w that #try being a rogue or gambit fan #or a fan of literally any asian character #other than peach momoko’s new book #the most i can hope for is more hypersexualized variant covers of kwannon #or jubes getting something if xtas 97 does well #as long as mr. yellowface is eic it’s the same ol shit to me! #someone tried telling me i should be worried as a romy fan and like sir #they’ve been shit on since the mid-90s lol we are USED TO IT 😎 #the current editor just gave an interview claiming they’ve been absent all era because they’re married #meanwhile the other married couple got endless pagetime #kelly thompson’s run was an oasis in a desert #and they chased her and all their other female and nb talent off to dc soooooooo #after antarctica? #after joseph? #after rogue getting shuffled off to the avengers for almost a decade? #after rogue’s mothers being power players for five years while she’s treated like wallpaper? #after all those weird CC interviews where he claims he was going to hook gambit up with everyone and their grandma instead of rogue? #after five years of putting them on covers of books they have two lines in? #after rogue & gambit 2.0??? #nowhere to go but up lmfaooo #x

[sweetest-honeybee]

them having you chill on the side is how they lure you in with a false sense of hope of "it's really not that bad!~" DON'T FALL FOR IT--

but deadass i remember it was like that the first day i was a carhop at sonic, thought it wasn't too bad. literally the next day i had over a 100 separate orders i took out. i worked there for 2 weeks then gave a 2 weeks cause i was too scared to just quite outright LMAO (was my first job at 17)

best of luck to you, and am sending all the good vibes that you get a better opportunity elsewhere!!! 💛🏵

EXACTLY and I fuckin KNOW they’re making it look easier. I’m not quick enough yet to handle a line of people and that’s fine but they haven’t trained me for it yet

The funniest thing is is that so many people quit ALL at he time there and people would keep saying those people who quit were just too lazy and the workload was too hard and blah blah blah

It’s NOT. The “workload” is running around in the same open room or to the kitchen unless you spend your time in the cooler. The main managers just an ass and I have the strongest feeling she’s run out people by being an asshole to them because the second I saw the way she handled me accidentally letting a dude walk out without paying, I knew there and then that I wasn’t gonna be working there long be it that she fired me for the stupidest gd reason or I quit

#btw here’s the story about that #dude walked out with $12.20 worth of stuff and I didn’t notice til I rung up cigarettes for another guy which added #onto previous guys total right #so there’s already my drawer being short for the day AND manager had to fix 2 separate transactions #she was so snarky and bitchy the whole time she was handling it but I must emphasize that SHE handled it #I just initialed a couple receipts or whatever #second guy gets his cigs and goes but she’s gotta ring em up to make a full transaction #for a reason I still don’t know #she’s handled the WHOLE thing so far #then turns to me when the screens got the DOB thing you fill in for cigs/alcohol #and in the most condescending tone goes ‘okay. enter your birth date’ #that alone didn’t sit right with me and I snapped right back at her #bc A. I ain’t old enough to buy cigs anyways and my DOB is invalid so idk what she expected #and B. I wouldn’t have put it in anyways #she RELUCTANTLY puts in her birth date n whatnot #and alls well after #but that shit is WEIRD like I know it was my fault but that was really fuckin odd for my 4th day on the job

[dimitrscu]

really need to get into bg3 so i can finally move on from elden ring. that game (fanbase) has been nothing but pain and suffering i actually feel like i’m starting to resent it now

#don’t get me wrong i love elden ring it’s just it’s whole online presence is awful #the fanbase is made up of primarily dudebros #it’s just… fucking terrible ngl #i have had to actively erase my yt history on the daily to remove anything er related because i end up seeing something- #-that will no doubt annoy me #reddit is.. well reddit #the sheer amount of r*pe comments i’ve seen about malenia over the past year and a bit is just insane #never going to forgive from for having her be naked in the game sorry i don’t care how artistic it’s supposed to be #or symbolic or whatever #gamers™ were always going to be weird about it let’s be honest #i think i just need something to take my mind off it at least till the dlc comes out #and then when the game becomes popular again and everything kicks off once more surely ppl will be normal right? …right?