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goatbi · 3 years

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i don't have any money . but i do have a brain . ichigo and uryu friend moments please :]

“You’re not going to get it.”

“Like you could do any better, asshole.”

Uryu scoffed, leaning against the side of the claw machine, only to have Ichigo reach out and smack his shoulder. “You’re tilting it-”

“It’s a claw machine, I am not tilting it-”

“You’re tilting it, stop sabotaging me.”

He sighed heavily, over dramatically, but complied, pushing himself away from the claw machine and looking back inside it as Ichigo hunched carefully over the controls.

Inside was a plush cockatoo, white with a yellow crest, and it had reminded Uryu of the bird he had seen Chad carrying, way before they had been friends. He knew it had a soul in it, a lost soul, and Uryu had been glad that they had figured it out in the end. However, Chad had to, a few months later, rehome the bird, despite his not wanting to, as he had to move apartments, and the new one he went into not allowing pets.

Uryu had pointed out the bird to Ichigo, since they had been abanonded by the rest of their friends, and stuck together only out of necessity, really, promise, and Ichigo had made it his mission to get that bird for Chad. Uryu claimed that, since he found it, he should be the one to get it, and thus began... this.

“Fuck!” Ichigo pulled away from the claw machine, as it dropped a different plush into the reward. It was a bunny, and Uryu hummed, musing Rukia might like it as he took Ichigo’s spot at the claw machine.

“Told you. Your aim is horrible.”

“You haven’t gotten it yet either, so you have no room to talk.”

Uryu flicked his eyes over to Ichigo, holding the rabbit plush under his arm, alongside a bull that had previous been on the floor next to them. They still hadn’t decided who that one was going to. “I’m an archer. We’re based on aim. You swing a sword around and whatever it hits, it hits.”

“I have Getsuga, that’s ranged.” Uryu stopped, turning completely to look at Ichigo, eyebrows raised, before Ichigo raised a hand. “Yeah, yeah, okay, that one’s a bad example.”

“Exactly.” He turned back to the claw machine. He was going to get this bird if its the last thing he did.

Ichigo leaned against the machine.

“Oh so you can do it, but I can’t? You’re heavier than me.”

“It’s just a claw machine.”

“Unlike you, I can deal with any displacement caused by you trying to sabotage me.” Uryu narrowed his eyes at the bird’s little black bead eyes. It was mocking him at this point.

They were running out of money actually, and all they had to show for it was a bunny and a bull.

And now a giraffe.

Uryu lifted the giraffe into his hands, almost glaring at it as he and Ichigo switched places, carefully taking the other plushies from Ichigo’s arms to let him try again.

“Well, looks like neither of us have aim.”

“Need I remind you that I’ve gotten two of the three plushes that we currently have?”

“Still not the one we’ve been aiming for.”

Uryu had no argument for that one, simply huffing and turning away. Ichigo just grinned at him.

It felt better when Ichigo again failed, this time not getting any plush.

“Fuck that was my last one.” He muttered, taking the three they did get from Uryu to switch sides. Uryu hummed.

“Same here. Last chance to get this stupid bird.”

“This was your idea, Uryu.”

“You enabled it.”

“You’re the one whose supposed to have self control here, I’m the reckless one, that’s how it works.”

Uryu allowed himself one childish moment and stuck his tongue out at Ichgio, before focusing back in on this bird with it’s stupid beady little eyes. He hated buttons, and he wondered if stuffed animal eyes were also buttons.

Ichigo leaned over his shoulder to watch carefully, eyes narrowed. Uryu barely noticed, focusing on minute movements, staring at his prize, hoping to everything that they finally managed to get it.

The claw descended, closed around the cockatoo’s head like it had done who knows how many times before, then began to lift up carefully. The cockatoo stayed on the claw. Neither of them were breathing, as the claw jerked to a stop, the cockatoo shaking dangerously in it’s grip. Uryu felt Ichigo’s hand wrap around his upper arm, hold tight, lifting his hand up and covering Ichigo’s clinging right back as they watched the claw move towards the prize slot, the little cockatoo barely hanging on and-

It fell

Right into the prize slot.

The other three plushes fell from Ichigo’s arms as the two of them cheered, having spent far too much pocket change on getting this cockatoo out of this machine, and finally, after probably hours, they finally got what they had come for.

“Guys?”

Uryu flipped around, wide eyed, seeing the other four had met up at some point and found them by now. Orihime was peering curiously at the collected plushies on the floor around them.

“What in the world are you two idiots doing?” Rukia asked, and Uryu prickled.

“Don’t lump me in with him!”

“You spent the same amount of money I did on this damn thing-”

“Need I remind you who got three of the four?”

“Shut up asshole.” Ichigo leaned down, picking up the plushies, and Uryu grabbed the cockatoo from the machine, and turned, presenting it to Chad.

“Boom.”

Chad carefully took it from Uryu, holding it in his hands carefully, then smiled, and Uryu grinned, back, turning to look at Ichigo in triumph, only to get a bull to the face.

“You guys... have been here this entire time?” Renji asked, picking up the bull from where it had fallen after bouncing off Uryu’s face. Uryu huffed, then nodded.

“I saw the cockatoo, thought it’d be nice, and he turned it into a competition. Of which I won.”

“Oh haha, sure. You can keep that one, Renji.” Ichigo nodded to the bull, holding out the bunny to Rukia and the giraffe to Orihime. Orihime took her’s quickly grinning, while Rukia took hers a bit more carefully.

“Good choice, Rukia, that’s the only one he managed to get.” Uryu dodged the elbow Ichigo sent towards him.

“Did you get any for yourselves?” Chad asked carefully, and Uryu paused.

“Well, no, we were really only trying for the cockatoo, we just...”

“Have really bad aim apparently.” Ichigo shrugged, leaning his arm onto Uryu’s shoulder.

Chad nodded, then handed the cockatoo to Orihime and walked over to the claw machine himself.

After nearly another hour of cursing at that claw machine, Uryu had an owl, and Ichigo had a coyote.

#bleach #uryu ishida #ichigo kuroaski #feelings in various ways #oh they're friends man #dogboydemons

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sodapopbuoy · 3 years

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anon PLEASE tell me the watermelon monster isnt a sugar free one i wanna try it soooooo bad 👁👁

BAD NEWS DBD,,, IT'S SUGAR FREE,,,,

#ask #dogboydemons #im so sorry <:(

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rabbiteartrans · 3 years

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the certainty of that statement saddens me !!!! please do not die for me as i would MISS YOU actually !!!!

👁👄👁 it is already in motion

#dogboydemons #i love youuuu!!!!

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autismcupcake · 3 years

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i don't know a whole lot abt science but do you wanna ramble about your favorite little bits @ me for a while :] ?

my brain is slightly stupid right now but that would be very cool and epic

First thing I Have To talk about is CRISPR! It’s one of the coolest things I’ve found out about recently and it’s just so !!! Basically CRISPR is technology that will allow editing of human genes! It’s definitely caused a bit of a discussion about ethics and stuff but, ethical or not, I still think it’s super cool

Now that I’ve talked about Cool Thing, I’m gonna talk about chemistry! ‘Cause it’s really neat too. In 1930, the most flammable chemical ever was created! It’s called Chlorine Trifluoride and I highly suggest you search for much information about it because it’s very interesting!

Those are the two very neat and cool things I have to talk about in my lil brain mush tired state but like. I just really love how science is everywhere. Like, everything is science and it’s always advancing and it’s just amazing to me. There’ll always be more to discover and more information to find and it just makes me :D

#I hope that made sense anejlfaf I need to sleep #I might rb this in the morning with more stuff because I just wanna talk about science #dogboydemons #tommy talks #tommy answers #I dunno which is better sbsksss #I used the former without thinking earlier but sjsjssj

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clownhubris · 3 years

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mountain dew suggestions ... like flavors ??? baja blast pony ???

BAJA BLAST PONY POPULAR KALJSBHIAYSGDIUTASGDYJAHSF

#HASIUDOGAYSD #asks #dogboydemons #BAJA BLASSTTTTT!!!!!!!!! :D

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dazey-stimbs · 3 years

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✨- Kinboard/CC board of Gordon Freeman for my roommate @dogboydemons <3

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dogbi · 3 years

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DID IT THANK U

dogboydemons -> dogbi

#bbbbbb.txt

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goatbi · 3 years

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im on my phone so i cant Use The Symbols but pick like 4 of 'em you wanna do for uryū

You’re not slick, giving me my favorite character and my favorite number <3

♒ - cooking/food headcanon

Uryū is one of the few of the six hearts that can actually cook. Orihime can cook but we all know what that’s like, so usually they trust Uryū when they go somewhere for lunch stuff. He tends to weird obscure and just super super complicated recipes and def uses the six hearts as a testing ground, but they’re much more okay with testing Uryū’s concoctions than they are Orihime’s. When he’s not just randomly testing and having fun random stuff, he really just. forgets that food exists until he’s starving and feels like He Will Die if he tries to make food that requires prep, so he just. eats whatever he’s given, whatever’s put in front of him, or really whatever the hell he can warm up. He’s good at preparing for those moments, however, so he does have a fuck ton of leftovers just. chilling. Sometimes he makes too much, but then he just invites Ichigo and Chad over and his fridge is now Empty.

■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

So, because Ryūken is a Bitch Man, Uryū lives on his own in an apartment. It’s a small one, one bedroom, one bath, but the living room is rather large, at least he feels so living alone. The living room acts double as his living room and his office, and he has a table that is just the biggest mess of fabric scraps and sequins and loose needles and it’s the single corner in Uryū’s home that is a mess. Everything else is pretty particularly cleaned, because Uryū stress cleans. It’s an open floor plan, and the entire thing is decorated with random things he tried like, artisically, and just put up everywhere because even if he doesn’t like the look of the paintings or the doodles or the mosiacs, he never really got things put up when he was younger, and dammit, he’s gonna do it himself. His room is where he has fashion magazine pictures torn out and taped up. He also has pictures around his house, which he didn’t have before he was really friends with the six hearts, but after, he has group pictures, random pictures of various people in the group, just nonsense. It’s very much a mess, but Uryū likes to say he’s a fashion designer, not an interior designer. All that matters is that he likes it, and he does.

☮ - friendship headcanon

His love language is completely an acts of service and gift giving combo. He will do this big eleborate things and then go like ‘oh i just had it laying around’ as if someone has a hand made bathrobe the perfect size of your friends just laying around somewhere. Uryū will do just big ol grand gestures and pretend it’s nothing. He also is one of the first to go to when one of the others fall into a depressive episode and need a deep clean of their bedroom, because he’s completely down to just show up in full cleaning get up (of which he has because he has his own deep cleaning days randomly) and just go at it. Uryū also is the person who looks you dead in the eyes when you try and apologize for it being a mess and just Dares you to try and keep apologizing to him. Dares you to do it. As he’s still picking things up. Which is really helpful because Orihime gets really embarrassed about her depressive episodes and he just stares her down with one eyebrow quirked and a hip cocked out as he’s doing dishes and she just goes quiet.

ൠ - random headcanon

I’m using this as a stimming headcanon for him, because reasons. He doesn’t stim a lot, not often, because I do not need to repeat how much I hate Ryūken. His most common stim, that he never really got out of, was pushing up his glasses. He does that a lot, over and over really. Once he got more out of the bullshit his dad shoved onto him, Uryū began to bounce a bit more, like on the balls of his feet, or he’d go up on tip toe and bounce. This is after he noticed the others stimming, like Orihime flapping her hands, and Rukia rocking, and Ichigo cracking his knuckles, that’s only when Uryū began to bounce more often, and the others noticed very quickly, but they never said anything, because they didn’t want to him to feel like he had to stop. The more comfortable he got with it, the more he did. He started rocking back and forth, from foot to foot, ended up walking on tip toe a lot more often, and one time he ended up getting really excited while info dumping about medival clothing and started flapping his hands, and he didn’t notice at first, but they did and Orihime got really excited about it as well, since he was comfortable enough and felt safe enough around them to do that, and she started flapping her hands too, and then it just ended up them all getting really !!!!!! all together, it’s very soft.

#bleach #uryu ishida #i have brain problems in that i take my autism and i give it to my favorite characters and Uryu is not safe from this #dogboydemons

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goatbi · 3 years

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ohohoho bleach rant bleach rant bleach rant

Alright so the Gotei 13 is 13 Squads, all made in a military government, where quitting your jobs can be treason!

The squads are made up of hundreds of soul reapers each, with the Captain and Lieutenant (And sometimes 3rd seat if things Happen, or if there’s a good amount of Work (or the 5th seat only, if you’re in the eleventh squad)) and then a good amount of seated officers. How many exactly is unknown, but I think the top like, 30-50 are seated, and then the rest of the 200-300 soul reapers total in each squad are all unseated.

Now let’s talk Central 46.

The judiciary system is Central 46. That’s it. 46 soul reapers, that no one knows who, who give their rulings with hidden faces, and sometimes without people even seeing their chamber, which is how it was so easy for Aizen to fucking MURDER ALL OF THEM AND THEN TAKE OVER ALONE

Legit, guys, if it’s easy for one captain to go rouge and kill them all and then fuckin take over, MAYBE, JUST MAYBE, Y’ALL SHOULD FUCKIN HAVE A BETTER SYSTEM

BUT NOOOO THEY JUST TAKE BACK OVER WITH 46 NEW SOUL REAPERS

slams my face into a wall

but whatever.

What’s worse, I think, is how they just. bring in teens and young adults from Rukongai because the Seireitei is the Only Place to reliably get food, and if you have spiritual pressure, then you’re lilable to stave in the afterlife, and do ANY of the officers seem to care? Not Really!! Not even those who got out of the Rukongai by going into the Soul Reaper Academy.

It’s possible that the academy itself brainwashes the newcomers so they see nothing wrong with what’s going on, but seriously, at least four different soul reapers, off the top of my head, came from the Rukongai and seemed to give no fucks about it after they got out, for two of those mentioned completely going against what their character would Normally Do with things like that.

It’s just. Evil, I think. The Seireitei is evil, and Aizen was evil, and all of this is just?? fucked up! there is no good place to go anymore!! they’re all Fucked !

#bleach #oliver's seen and heard a lot of my various bleach rants lsadnuiwejfk #dogboydemons

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flowerkidlove · 3 years

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LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

#ask #dogboydemons #/lh #meanie /j

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sodapopbuoy · 3 years

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i think we're mutuals ... :3

yes we are hi !!

i associate with you..hmmmm.....

i associate you with nice and sweet people, because you seem very nice and sweet

also flying squirrels ?? they just pop into my head

and yeah dogs, mostly based off your username :]

#ask game #dogboydemons

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goatbi · 3 years

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all i can see when i see this is You and i love it <3

#dogboydemons

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goatbi · 3 years

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fragrance, photo album, mixtape & wardrobe 4 supernova

fragrance: what do your OCs smell like?

Before Falling: very clean, but not like bleach, just. clean. It was almost like a lack of smell, which is half an indication of being an angel, and half being one of the more perfect ones.

After Falling: I really think it’s a bit like grass? Dirt, but not dirty. Earthy, really, that’s the right word.

photo album: describe one of your OCs' favorite memories.

The day when Bloodguilt’s halo finally broke. Years after they fell, their child is like five or six at this point, and Supernova looked up from grabbing their kid to see Bloodguilt holding onto Killer’s hand and the bits of their halo cracking and pieces shattering and flaking off into nothing, and that moment was the time Supernova knew that it was going to be okay. They were gonna be fine.

mixtape: 5 songs that describe your OC(s) or songs they themselves would like.

Im just gonna link Supernova’s youtube playlist, It has one song in it and i keep forgetting to add more but hah i will eventually

wardrobe: what's your OC(s) style like?

Uhhh before it was pure white, the perfection of Heaven with the whole. everything.

After is a full one eighty, at first all Supernova had was Killer’s clothing to wear, so he really went full punk and then went ‘yeah no that’s sick’ and just kinda stuck with it.

#supernova #nothing but angels #dogboydemons

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goatbi · 3 years

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also please i dont have any specifics but write about yamichi <333

The newest recruits from the academy where finally trickling in. Ikkaku wasn’t entirely pay attention to the new ones, since there wasn’t likely to be a large amount of new seated officers. He was really only here because the brawl was fun, the entire group of people going nearly all out. That was something that he never wanted to miss.

Squad Four was prepared for the influx already. This was not a new thing.

His eyes darted across the new recruits, the loud brash bunch that was going to be the next group of Squad Eleven reapers. He didn’t know why he still did this song and dance. It had been a few years since she had disappeared, and it was so unlikely he was going to see her again, even more unlikely she would even know what squad he was in.

Yumichika knocked his elbow into Ikkaku’s and he sent a small smile towards the other, before focusing back into the group.

He couldn’t see everyone from his position, but that was fine enough. He’d work his way through everyone who thought they could take his seat from him, easily enough.

The same spiel that the Captain had said for years now, always the same nonsense, and Ikkaku yawned, leaning back against the wall and letting his eyes drift across the group once more-

Purple

He paused, zeroing in on that color, something he so rarely saw now-a-days, standing up straighter. Yumichika sent him a look, following his eye line, then leaned over to him.

“What’s up?”

“I think it’s her.”

Yumichika blinked, tilting his head in confusion for a moment, before it clicked, his eyes going wide. “You sure?”

“Not until I see who that is.” Ikkaku kept his eyes locked onto the top of that person’s head. He couldn’t see them past the group that had formed, couldn’t see their face, but he had a feeling. It was almost akin to hope, but he hadn’t let himself hope she’d show up in ages.

And then the battles started. The unseated fighting for low seats, and, eventually, they would be allowed to fight for the upper seats. Until then, however, they would stand to the side, watch.

“Baldy!” Yachiru bounced down from Kenpachi’s shoulder, landing onto Ikkaku’s, and, for once, he didn’t let the nickname get to him. “Who are you staring at?”

That drew Kenpachi’s attention as well, from the battle down to his third seat, whose eyes hadn’t moved from the color. Ikkaku didn’t answer at first, ignoring Yachiru’s questions, until she tried to bite the top of his head, and he huffed, looking away from who he hoped it was for the first time since the brawl had started.

“I’m just getting my hopes up, is all.”

“I don’t think it’s getting your hopes up.” Yumichika leaned over a bit. “This is the first time you’ve even seen a hint of her for years now.”

“That’s why it is getting my hopes up.”

“Who?” Yachiru bounced around to hang off of Ikkaku’s neck, and he sighed heavily, holding up her weight easily.

“Her name’s Yamichi...” His eyes tracked across the fight, frowning now that he had lost sight of her. “She’s my sister.”

Yachiru went silent, eyes going wide, before beginning to swing herself off of Ikkaku’s neck. “You have a sister?!”

He sighed, lifting her up carefully and handing her back off to Kenpachi, who shifted her back up onto his shoulder. “Mhm. Lost track of her a good few years back. When I stopped taking those random days off out to the Rukongai.” His eyes scanned the battle, but still didn’t see her, and he let his shoulders slump a bit, leaning back against the wall.

“What’s she look like?” Yachiru called from Kenpachi’s shoulder, and he looked up, realizing she would have a better chance of seeing her.

“Purple.”

Yachiru nodded, a girl on a mission as she stood on top of Kenpachi’s shoulder, balancing herself with a hand on his head. Kenpachi didn’t react much, but did have his other arm up around his chest to catch her if she pitched forwards. Her eyes scanned the group, before she lit up and pointed. “There!”

Ikkaku followed where she pointed, and caught sight of her just as the shinigami she was facing released his blade. She hadn’t done the same, it seemed, but he still couldn’t see her face. Couldn’t tell if it was her. Still, he couldn’t stop the hope of it.

“If it is her.” He sent a grin up at Kenpachi, knowing Yachiru was staring down the purple haired girl in the battle now, just in case. “She’s gonna want forth seat.”

Kenpachi raised an eyebrow, and Ikkaku shrugged. “Yumichika likes the kanji for five too much to move up to fourth seat. Wouldn’t really matter if our ranking up here is out of order, even if she isn’t stronger than him.”

“I think it would be nice to find out.” Yumichika hummed, then blinked in surprise. “How in the world-”

He turned, recatching the purple and then grinned. “That’s gotta be her.”

The battle had progressed, the Shinigami’s released blade having gotten longer, for one, and he had used that to jab at her. She had dodged, but it must have caught her hair tie, releasing the bun that her hair had been in moments before. Ikkaku’s grin only grew, watching as her demeanor shifted, as if she was taking this battle seriously now. The shinigami was down in seconds, and she slipped off to the side, pulling a spare hair tie off her wrist, sinking into the shadows to put her hair back up.

“By her hair?” Yumichika sent a look to him, and Ikkaku sent one back.

“How many people have you see with that much hair, let alone that color? No, that’s gotta be my Yamichi.”

Yamichi’s hair was back up, at least out of the way, and she was back in, eyes darting around. They slid right past the four of them against the wall, and Ikkaku grinned.

“Can I jump in now? Think it’d be funny.”

There was a moment’s pause, before Kenpachi nodded, and Ikkaku and Yumichika pushed off the wall, disappearing into the fray. Kenpachi was sure to follow in a minute or so, but for now, Ikkaku was on a mission.

He didn’t go for her immediately, but danced around where she was, releasing his zanpakuto into it’s spear form before he got to her.

The strike came from behind, but not aiming to even cut her, flying past her cheek. Yamichi spun around, eyes narrowed and focused, the hollow mask necklace untucked from it’s spot, and she was already blocking a second blow before Ikkaku registered.

He knew the moment that she realized who she was fighting, watching the recognition fly past her eyes, before her grin grew and she threw herself into the fight all the more.

Kenpachi came in moments later, and even then, not many seemed to give him a good fight, as it always had been. It didn’t matter. He and Yamichi hadn’t sparred in years, and Ikkaku realized all at once how much he missed it.

“C’mon, you’re holding out on me, Yami!” Ikkaku almost pouted, as he drove her further and further back, away from where the collected injured unseated officers were scatted, so they could really spar. Yamichi grinned, all sharp teeth and bright eyes.

“My Shikai is a ranged weapon, Kaku. Heard Squad Eleven prefers when you don’t.” She dodged under the spear, kicking a foot out into his stomach. “Besides, I can beat you without it.”

Ikkaku laughed. “There you fuckin’ are!”

She didn’t, but Ikkaku would be the first to admit she got close, even as he stood above her with his spear hovering over her throat. Yamichi grinned up at him, blood closing one of her eyes, and took his hand to pull her up, the two of them leaning against each other.

“Wow.” Yumichika clapped, pushing away from the wall that he had settled himself against, where he had been watching both the fight, and the Squad Four recruits gather up the Squad Eleven recruits. “That was fun. Looks like she could beat you if she had been in Shikai.”

Yamichi grinned, leaning herself against her zanpakuto, holding out a hand towards Yumichika. “Probably would have, but even with the close range abilities of my shikai, it’s still mostly a ranged weapon. Thought it more fun to go at it close range.” Yumichika shook her hand carefully, and she grinned. “Also I’m not wearing the gloves.”

“So.” The group’s eyes shifted distinctly upwards as Kenpachi finally spoke up, Yachiru hanging off his shoulder, hiding her grin, though her bright eyes shone above it. “Heard you’d want fourth seat.”

Yamichi shrugged a shoulder. “I mean, I didn’t fight the current fourth-”

“There is no current fourth.” Yumichika interrupted. “Currently it’s me technically, but I wouldn’t want the forth seat anyways. It’s either three or five for me.”

Yamichi stared at him quietly, before she nodded carefully.

“You can have fourth.” Kenpachi grunted. “Got close enough to winning.”

She nodded, then wavered, closing her eyes for a moment. “Woo. Blood loss. Forgot about that one.”

Ikkaku popped open the back of his zanpakuto, taking some of the paste from it, before carefully applying it to the cut above Yamichi’s eye. She stood still enough for it, closing both her eyes.

“You two might want to get down to the forth squad.”

“I wanna go!” Yachiru finally burst out. “I wanna talk to Baldy’s sister!”

Yamichi peeked open her eye, amused. “Baldy?”

“Shut up, Yamichi.”

#bleach #yamichi madarame #ikkaku madarame #yumichika Ayasegawa #kenpachi zaraki #yachiru Kusajishi #feelings in various ways #bleach oc #listen I love Yamichi a lot thank you so much for this FOOD #this is how she came by btw #just kinda showed up and went #im fourth seat now #dogboydemons

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