#dil.txt

[carniferous]

neither “that’s not canon” nor “fuck canon we made this all up” but a secret third thing (canon shouldn’t be taken as gospel but is useful as a reference point for building upon and recontextualizing characters and details. if you worship the source material as unchangeable then fandom in general probably isn’t for you. if you have complete disdain for the source material you would probably enjoy yourself more in a different fandom)

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[sonya-cage]

It's still so funny that right after Dab and Evan's wedding, EA decided to make the Romantic Garden pack free (which is better for weddings than Wedding Stories is lmao)

#dil.txt #dan and phil #dnp #danandphilgames #(oh yeah go get it while it's free!!( #sims 4

[dilukha]

you’re gay. that’s not a question. that’s a threat.

yeah it's a threat because it puts me in the dangerous position of liking men

#I love the human male sorry #dil.txt

[90percentmarten]

me: puts the most innocuous shit in the search bar

tumblr: here's the Adam Driver ABO smut fanfiction that you asked for

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[seagullcharmer]

hey

who wants to discuss spacefactventure headcanons (and come with a better ship name) with me?

#dil.txt #spacefactventure #portal 2 #headcanons #please guys i love them

[carniferous]

i don't dislike jily by any means but i will never take jily stans seriously bc why are you acting like "heterosexual couple that got married and had a baby straight out of high school" is the greatest love story ever told

#even putting aside the fact that this is the harry pottahs dead dads friend group fandom we're talking about... pls be serious #this is not about anyone i follow btw !!!! just the obnoxious anons i see my on the dash #dil.txt

[carniferous]

rosekiller

#except evan has autocaps on and puts punctuation at the end of every text. sorry that part is non-negotiable #dil.txt

[carniferous]

jegulus is literally like what if we fell in love in every place where our story wasn't being told. in the parts where everyone was looking away from us because these parts of our story didn't matter and they don't affect the ending and they don't affect the people who will remember us after we're gone. in the parts that didn't matter to anyone else but they mattered to us because we chose to love each other... and it wasn't part of our story but we chose it anyway.........

#guys i'm having SUCH a normal one i prommy #it's not love that defies fate because it quite literally does not defy fate. it exists outside of it #it was never meant to happen and for all intents and purposes it didn't happen. because it doesn't matter. but the love was still there.... #they're literally my favorites :( #dil.txt

[carniferous]

honestly nothing is funnier than the idea of sirius and remus using harry to fill the unimaginable void james's death left in their lives but harry just not noticing bc he's too busy solving the Plot

sirius: the risk would've made it fun for james :(

harry: .... that's cool. anyway can we talk about the current political climate now

#dil.txt #marauders

[carniferous]

evan: well the thing about vivisection is that it's violation disguised as scientific necessity. the knowledge gained from vivisection will always be underscored by the motivation, to satisfy curiosity. and that's not even getting into the ethics of procedure, you know, the cartesian idea that animals didn't feel pain was widely accepted prior to the anti-vivisection movement in the 19th century, so usually, drugs were only administered to make the animal docile but not to prevent pain. francois magendie used to perform v

barty: that's hot

evan, pausing in his steam of consciousness monologue that has been going on for ten minutes to experience a brief revelation: it.... is. isn't it

#evan to barty later that day: what would you say to chloroforming me. answer quickly #dil.txt #am i... into rosekiller now? is that who i am? #after a year of being like 'they're whatever' .... the vivisection got to me #rosekiller

[carniferous]

jegulus making it into the top 100 ships of the year is so crazy but also not

#i'm always surprised by how it got so big so fast #but i also didn't think it was That big yk? it beat out sasunaru?? #for hp ships it was the third one listed? after drarry and wolfstar #that is just SO crazy #jegulus #starchaser #dil.txt

[carniferous]

bartylus as a concept is kind of crazy bc its like what if you systematically and deliberately pushed away everyone in your life who wanted you to be better in order to confirm your belief that everyone would inevitably leave you but that belief can never be confirmed bc in the end the one person who sticks by you no matter what is the one who wants you to be worse

#it's ALL about the ease of two terrible people loving each other. of knowing that they encourage your worst traits #and so there's no expectation to be better! there's no pressure to improve! #you can be the WORST version of yourself and still be loved! badly sure but it's still love #but do you even fucking know what love is? no #but it probably looks pretty similar to this boiling tar pit and this empty house and this locked drawer that we never look at. so whatever #dil.txt

[carniferous]

barty will accuse regulus of being too repressed and he is being a hypocrite bc he's a four time repression olympics champion but the thing is that barty externalizes while regulus internalizes so barty sees regulus dissociating himself into a catatonic state and is like LAME. why do that when you could lash out? when you could get shit done? when you could plot and scheme? <- guy who has not let himself feel a single emotion in 15 years

#dil.txt #i'm once again giving you my crazy bartylus thoughts that you did not ask for <3

[sonya-cage]

How is this username not taken???

#dil.txt #dan and phil #brb gonna draw an icon

[carniferous]

at times i do indulge in a bit of cold ruthless anti hero regulus but like the way i envision him the “soft enough to believe them” line will always be central to who he is

#before anything else he is so so desperate to be loved and approved of #he would humiliate himself for it #and that’s also why i think it’s important for the black brothers #that their relationship had deteriorated long before sirius left #like ofc that was the final nail in the coffin #but to me the reason regulus didn’t go with sirius isn’t that he didn’t want to #or believed their parents were good to them. it’s that he didn’t believe sirius LOVED HIM anymore #and he wasn’t going to exchange terrible love for no love at all #dil.txt

[carniferous]

regulus is so fucking awful he's like. this is an examination of the ways in which victims of abuse will justify perpetuating that same violence in order to survive. this is a story about the excuses we make for our own selfishness. this is about unlearning that selfishness and violence and abuse and trying, maybe, to something good if it's the last thing you ever do. this is a younger brother. this is the golden child and the scapegoat the same time. this is the loneliest boy in the universe and he only has himself to blame <3

#AND he's a capricorn #unfortunately... though it is cringe...... i am regulus lover <3 i hate him though <3 #regulus black #dil.txt