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[incorrect-dramioneandfriends]

POV Draco {reading a letter from Professor McGonagall}: Ah….Scorpius got bullied at school this morning.

Zabini: If we leave right now and take the connecting floo through Edinburgh we can be at Hogwarts by NOON and that punks bed will be in ASHES by 12:30

Nott{Interrupting}: No no no - best thing you can do with bullies is ignore them

STAGNANT PAUSE Malfoy, Zabini look at Nott confused.

Nott: THEN you sneak into their house at 4am, which statistically speaking is the hour people are least prepared to defend themselves.

Zabini: Correct

Nott: and once your standing over them, as they sleep in their bed, you start to beat them. With a thick heavy rope . Soaked in red paint. Pummelling them over and over and over. Until they wake. Confusing the paint for their own blood and when they beg you to stop you laugh. As loud as you can for as long as you can and then … you start to beat them again.

Malfoy takes this advise on board half disturbed half impressed: Hmm…yeah. You know I may just hold off on anything like that until I connect with Astoria and just get the details. See what actually happened.

Nott: Yeah alright. Fair enough.

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