the red dwarf x rocky horror picture show crossover nobody asked for!!!
(ignore all the costume irregularities, i ended up just having fun with it😭 also them wearing the lesbian flag colours was an honest accident but not a bad one in my opinion)
David Lister who knits. David Lister who cries at Casablanca. David Lister whose despair squid hallucination was himself as a bad person. David Lister who was excited to be a parent. David Lister who had that taken away from him twice. David Lister who sends himself Fathers' Day cards and presents. David Lister who went to the deathbed of the dying cat priest who worshipped him as a god and told him he had done well. David Lister who wanted to return to earth, only to be stranded millions of light years away from it, near alone in a desolate universe, part of an ouroboros of time. David Lister who is just a normal guy. David Lister who is the last of his species.
If you recognise this quote, we should be friends.
If you like this pattern, it's available on my website:
Https://AuthorTheoRose.com/theodoras-emporium/
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Image description: a photo of a cross stitch. blue letters read 'Smoke Me a Kipper, I'll Be Back For Breakfast.' to the left of the text is a herring flicking its tail. end ID
I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
Red Dwarf really gave us a setup where the last living Human wakes up 3 million years into the future and the ships hyperintelligent computer decides that to keep this human sane + alive they should bring back one dead person as a hologram to keep him company and it chooses to ressurect a man he absolutely hated because the mental stimulation of their bickering will keep him sane and alive for the rest of eternity.
Without the hologram the human would lose his mind, without the human the hologram would no longer have a reason to exist, they hate each other but rely on one another for their sanity and existence and to top it all off they're both insanely repressed.
Red Dwarf is just a bisexual dirtbag with a heart of gold sharing a room with a heavily traumatised asexual (possibly aromantic) hologramatic ghost, along with a trans AI computer, a neurotic robot and a humanoid cat who is too horny on main. And none of them can stop being emotionally constipated to save their life…