Lin’s Word Dump Masterpost
basically a compilation of all the crap I say (#lin says stuff) so I have less posts on this blog LOL
If you don't want to see...
...my random text posts, blacklist #lin says stuff
...my negative/possibly triggering/rant posts, blacklist #;negative
180611: Do you think ghost cheetahs ever try to race cars on the highway
180924: the recipe for the best 'dessert' I can make:
take a cup out of ur cupboard that’s not super tiny
crumble up a brownie to fill 2/3-1/2 cup (I like using brownies 1-2 days old bc it isn’t super soft or crusty; a nice mix between soft and cronchy)
Microwave the brownies for about 15 seconds (your preference) You can switch steps 2-3 if your brownie is too hard to crumble
Make sure your brownies are nice and crumbled (if they’re still too hard... just stab that thing with a fork)
Scoop out as much ice cream as you want into the cup (u can use any flavour but vanilla is noice)
Don’t mix the ice cream and brownies- just turn the ice cream around in the cup so the brownie covers the outside of ur scoop
BOOM ice cream brownies
181104: so I kinda just. yawned which transitioned into a whispered “banana bread”
181118: My mom just dropped me off at our apartment and said “bye, good luck!” as if I now had to battle ferocious monsters and complete various sidequests to get home-
181126: movies always have the characters own a top locker, but like I want a movie where the main character and another character walk to their locker and the other character opens their own locker and starts talking and it cuts to a shot of the mc squatting down to open their bottom locker
190223: Y’all ya girl finally gets to play in a parade today!!!
190224: This isn’t going to make sense to any of you but I think Bryan could pull of singing Drive By by Train (just dc things...but day6 brian too)
190301:
So there are these guys I KEEP USING THIS AS A SENTENCE STARTER AKSB that are all kind of friends (they all are friends with my gay friend)
I kind of walked in on the 4 of them fooling around like "So how are my tall asian boys?" honestly me @ seventeen
So now I'm thinking of them in a band/kgroup-
we s t a n (I want to make a comic/promo art akajhs)
#also one of them was like "ahem did u just assume my gender" and like beNT DOWN TO REACH MY HEIGHT SO WAS LIKE BISH EXCUSE ME- #i'll probs make them a kpop group so i don't use their real names lmao
190318: I just choked on cereal and lost a piece of my soul
190407: just burned my tongue with cream cheese
reminds me of that time i burnt my thumb with cheese
and also that time i burnt my fingerprint off with hot glue
190415: y’all it’s been almost a year since I’ve touched a saxophone and i am d e p r e s s o and am having literal nightmares (im not kidding, i’m dreaming of band still) that I will never play one again asdfjklh im laughing but im crying
190425: O SHIT IM PANROMANTIC AND ASEXUAL THAT MEANS IM PAN-ACE THAT’S WHY IM ALWAYS PANICKING BC PANACING
sometime before 190126:
Since I was little, I always kind of had this headcanon that everyone has a soulmate and a ‘soulfriend’ except if you find your 2 people you won’t know which is which
And like your soulmate’s soulfriend might not be your soulfriend
Then it kind of just turned into a story where a person finds their 2 soulbuds but falls in love with the wrong person
And like how hard would that be for the actual soulmate?? Like “do I have 2 soulfriends orrr”
190516: could someone buy me a spiderman hoodie thanks
#bonus points if its a jacket that zips up all the way past my face so i can hide from my problems
190619: So in the past hour I have:
failed to boil and egg
gotten sad about failing to boil an egg
eaten bread because I was sad about failing to boil an egg
190719: I’d like to drop all my aspirations and become a pirate
190724:
sO I WAS JUST IN A HOUSE WITH 6 LESBIANS AND NO DUDES SO IN TOTAL 8 LGBTQ+ FEMALES IN THE HOUSE and we were facetiming another lgbtq+ girl I think so THE GAY WILL PREVAIL
I FORGOT TO UPDATE
BUT THE GIRL MY AGE AND THE GIRL WE WERE FACETIMING ARE NOW DATING
WHICH MEANS THERE WERE ACTUALLY 7 LESBIANS AND ONE ASEXUAL (me) IN THE HOUSE FACETIMING ANOTHER LESBIAN SO 8 LESBIANS THAT WERE ACTUALLY 4 COUPLES
190804: Ya bro just drew tiny alchemy symbols on her forearms with metallic nailpolish and it looks cool!!
190818: My life is an anime and I don’t like the genre
190819: SOMEONE JUST SAID THE “id die for you” “THEN PERISH” meme out loud in the real life and i was NOT PREPARED
190821:
Dunno if i should be flattered or concerned my friend in my geo class is texting me during geo class while im stuck at home on doctor’s orders being sick amd depressed
I just ate a fortune cookie with
“Judge one not by his charms,
but by his actions.”
And now he’s sending me videos of what the teacher’s saying
Thanku panda express I’ll trust u this once
He’s sending me pictures of his notes im aksjdh
Me: Thanku youre a very valid smol child
190830: I remember that 1 post abt how tears of different emotions look different under a microscope, like hecc yeah they sure taste different too
190910: I GOT DROPPED FROM MY HOMEROOM IM DYING
191009: methinks it’s very bde of me to eat a whole mango slice like a banana (it’s more like the consistency of an apple when frozen or kinda like a watermelon when it gets to room temp but anyway)
191017: We just watched I Don’t Want to Go Back Alone and I want to cry hdjajjd It’s so sweet and the way the short film is shot does a gr8 job at telling the story
191212: Random but i iust remembered theres a guy in my health class that thinks/thought I’m a junior/older than him, but ironically he’s like 3 months older than me lmfao
200409: ik “do you think in Canadian” is a sentence that shouldn’t make sense but I 100% think in Canadian smh (this is abt humor vs humour)
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