#darkgoon

[moonamite]

DMK: "Babe pleaseeeeeeeee kiss me again I promise I won't say 'poggers' after this time"

#dark meta knight #escrgoon #darkgoon #shitpost #kirby #the perfect timeline au

[cauli-flawa]

Darkgoon.

yes.

[moonamite]

Randomly generated Daroach and Taranza to make a crackship help mutuals give me ideas

#I did it bc Darkgoon went so well #taranza #daroach #kirby #kirby squeak squad #kirby triple deluxe #crack ship #Darotaranza??

[moonamite]

DMK could sleep on Goonie like a bed DMK sitting on top of Goonie's shell while he goes about his day Goonie took one look at DMK's ripped up cape and had to fix it Maybe they sometimes talk about their trauma while in bed.. Dreamland residents waiting for the latest darkgoon tea be like Local edgy knight bullies other knight for being gay, finds out he is Bi DMK loves watching Goonie rant and ramble about his interests (autistic Goonie hc moment) Like there's a thunderstorm one night and Goonie's balled up in his shell and after comforting him, DMK goes to murder Kracko Goonie wakes up in the morning covered in gray fur The hopeless romantic and the socially awkward short knight are in love DMK bringing Goonie small shiny things Touch starved DMK DMK when he has to climb up his bf just to kiss him

#escargoon #dark meta knight #darkgoon #kirby #autistic Goonie hc

[moonamite]

Hee hee giggle. rubs hands maliciously

#dark meta knight #Escargoon #kirby wiki #shitpost #darkgoon #kirby: right back at ya! #kirby of the stars #hoshi no kaabii

[moonamite]

Dedede the supportive dad

King Dedede, the supportive dad: "GO GOONIE!!! MARRY HIM!!! KISS THAT BASTARD!!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!!!!"

Meta Knight: "-But be careful."

Escargoon: "Shsgalkjhagklhgahjfgsd OK-"

#MK follows them to keep an eye on DMK #Dededad #king dedede #meta knight #escargoon #Darkgoon #He gonna kiss his edgy bf #the perfect timeline au #shitpost

[moonamite]

Basically the Darkgoon lore on how they met

#just replace the TV with a mirror #darkgoon #dark meta knight #escargoon #the perfect timeline au

[moonamite]

Dark Meta Knight: "Ayo Bitchass, can I use the Mirror Portal?"

Shadow Dedede: "To take over Dreamland?"

Dark Meta Knight: "Yeeeeeeeeeeees."

Dark Meta Knight: *Actually goes to see snail bf like a boss*

#Dark Meta Knight #shadow dedede #escargoon #darkgoon #shitpost #the perfect timeline au

[moonamite]

A disgusting lack of Darkgoon lately, smh I gotta do everything around here

#Darkgoon #dark meta knight #escargoon #the perfect timeline au

[moonamite]

Me after inventing Darkgoon as well as big titty DMK

#dark meta knight #Escargoon #darkgoon #the perfect timeline au

[moonamite]

based on some of the headcanons I recently wrote

#Dark Meta Knight #escargoon #darkgoon #headcanons #the perfect timeline au #my art

[moonamite]

MK finds out he’s going to be a grandpa to DMK’s spawn and goes through the stages of grief

#darkgoon #Meta Knight #Dark Meta Knight #escargoon #the perfect timeline au

[moonamite]

send me a ship ask please

dmk and goonie

#if you've followed me long enough you know the lore #darkgoon #dark meta knight #escargoon

[moonamite]

My mutuals watching me post 3 times in a row about Darkgoon, concerned for my mental health:

#Darkgoon #I am so sorry to my followers who followed for normal Kirby stuff #the perfect timeline au #sigh

[moonamite]

Self indulgent fluff for me

Escargoon: “Handsome rogue...” DMK: *Purring*

#darkgoon #Dark Meta Knight #escargoon #the perfect timeline au #sorry i'm in a sappy mood rn

[moonamite]

Loss.

#Meta Knight #Kirby gijinka #Marx #Dark Meta Knight #escargoon #darkgoon #haha imagine #Snail gets old and succumbs to brain damage #Knight dies in battle #Goose commits die #tw death #my art