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trashcatsnark · 1 year

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🦾 🥃 🔮 ❔ (Ava) for the ask!

Ahhhhhh, you're always so kind to me!!!!

Johnny Silverhand- Oh god, there are so many defining moments and memories between Johnny and Aidan, it's very hard to pick. The classics of course- that first attack, pistis sophia, oil fields, roller coaster. etc etc. But for this I think I'm gonna go with the night she bought the bootleg Rainbow Cadenza tape. And earlier in the day, she'd seen a memory of him post Alt, didn't know who he was mourning but saw a memory of the mess he was. Then they get the tape, play it, she's smoking some pot- drinking a bit, seeing memories of him forming Samurai. It was kind of early on after she unblocked him, they'd had some banter, and he'd been a little flirty- but things were still fairly uneasy (she tried to stab him the same day). And while she knew logically he was a person and a victim, I think that was one of the first times between the memories and them just kind of... hanging out... that she really started to look at him differently following the initial conflict. He wasn't a monster, he wasn't a virus, he was a person, a human- a guy who's been in immense pain, who had fought for and with the band he loved, and he wasn't an enemy she was making peace with but some guy she was smoking pot with, sharing his music, and trying to get into her pants. I think it was one of, if not the first moment she really felt like she could breathe around him.

Rogue Amendiares- I think an obvious one would be post-bender, Rogue being in the room. Confirming to an extent that well, Johnny was right- she dances to any tune he plays her. I think that was definitely a negative core memory, logically Aidan knows nothing that happened was Rogue's fault- it was all Johnny, he just called Rogue to clean up the mess. But a part of Aidan couldn't help feeling gross, ashamed, and like Rogue was at best pitying her and at worst apathetic. Which, wasn't the case at all. But Rogue puts up those shields and keeps that constant level of composure, while Aidan was falling apart and it was hard not to feel like the only one who cared about her suffering was her.

Alternatively, because I wanna give a nice one and I wanna give something a little more unique like I did Johnny. So, slight spoilers for my fic. But at a certain point, Aidan has a severe seizure due to relic- Rogue happens to be there at the time. Happens to see her leaving to be alone, and sees her collapse and seize. And in the year of 2077, Rogue is a lot of things- but most of all in that moment, she is a mom. She cradles Aidan's head, makes sure she can't hurt herself, and when the seizure knocks her out- she brings her back to the Afterlife to sleep it off. Ironic, given this is a core memory- but Aidan's memory is a little fuzzy due to seizure, but she was can just remember being held, pulled to rest her head in someone's lap, and she wakes up in Rogue's room at the bar. And it was a moment where Aidan started to really feel that maybe Rogue doesn't just care about Johnny and this might be what it feels like to be one of the few people Rogue values in this life.

Misty Olszewski- There are some like the ofrenda, the two holding each other in Jackie's bed as they mourned him together. But on a lighter note, I think a big one between them would be the first time they really hung out outside of Jackie. Had a 'girls day', Aidan wasn't particularly familiar with the premise. She was deffo a little nervous, just because she's not always the best around people and Jackie is a great filter for social situations. But she was taken aback by how much fun they had and how nice it was to just do silly things, enjoy each others company. Going shopping, lunch, ice cream, going back to Misty's place- meeting her pet rats, bleaching their hair together and doing tarot readings while watching bad TV. Aidan in her life hasn't had many opportunities for those sort of simple banal luxuries and at that point, she and Jackie were still grinding away at gigs, so it was the first day in maybe ever where she just had fun without worrying about anything at all. And Misty gave that to her and it really made her see Misty as this like touchstone of normalcy and creature comforts.

Jennifer Avarice "Ava" Pierce- Oh, Ava, Ava, Ava- Aidan first crush, thought to be love. I think the biggest between them will always be the first time Aidan really met her and developed those sort of instant feelings. Aidan was 13 and Ava was 15. The Herd is camped outside of some nowhere town, full of no one important. Aidan was wondering through the town- "scouting" on official business, of course. Looking for anything that wasn't nailed down that she could bring back home. She stumbles across a girl in some dad rock band tee- Samurai or some shit- 12 pounds of eyeliner and Aidan is smitten. She just stops and stares, because this girl is so pretty to her. Then she looks up and they meet eyes and Aidan signs the word 'hi' then does what she does best- fucking books it. Ava sees Aidan and her 'family' again, doing what they best- being assholes. Basically holding up a diner, to make the staff give them whatever they want or risk getting riddled with shot gun bullets from Emyr. And while a town of diner goers is terrified- Ava is entranced. And they both go back to the little shitty vandalized abandoned house where the teens in the town hung out- where Aidan first saw her. See each other again- and Ava signs, 'hi, whats your name?' and its clumsy, because she just learned to be able to talk to this weird little nomad. But- she learned to sign just a little bit for Aidan. She was the first person to ever do that aside from Aidan's mom and sister. And when you're a 13 year old kid who's never had anyone not blood related bother to learn how to talk to you, no one else could ever be bothered to try to learn how to talk to you- what choice do you have but to fall in love? Or at least, that's what she thought it was.

#submission #beammeupbroadway #cyberpunk 2077 #cp2077 #johnny silverhand #rogue amendiares #misty olszewski #ava pierce #aidan becker #aidan v becker #THANK YOU FREN!!!!

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mammons-tax-returns · 4 years

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The brothers with an MC that's obsessed with their hips HCs please! Like constantly touching their waist and cant help but looking if they're wearing a tight shirt

THE BROTHERS REACTING TO AN MC OBSESSED W/ THEIR HIPS

sheeeesh, id be too :).

this post is just “the brothers getting the appreciation they deserve and forgetting about their self hatred for a sec”

✖️ GENDER NEUTRAL MC ✖️

Unsurprisingly, he catches on pretty quickly.

At first, it kind of catches him off guard. His waist/hips aren’t normally the thing people tend to flatter him for. But it’s not like he hates it. He actually loves it.

He’s literally a goth mom that stays wearin his corset vests. MC deffo has a field day when he wears his fancy getup.

If MC is too scared to put their hands on him but wants to, he’ll most definitely notice, and encourage it when they’re alone.

He’s not one to dress FOR someone else, but it’s worth wearing a tight-fitted shirt if that means he gets a reaction out of MC.

Every time he catches their stare, he smirks and pushes his massive coat aside oh-so-casually. Just enough to give them what they want.

He notices the staring, but thinks nothing of it. After all, he’s not a model for nothing, right?

One day, MC lets a comment about it slip, intentionally or not.

Mammon is reduced to ash. That is the end of him. RIP.

He’s never the same.

Before, the attention from modeling was just a side effect of being naturally handsome. A downside of it, even.

But now, his favorite human EVER has a FAVORITE part of him that they love? Because they pay attention to him that much?

And to him, that’s the best feeling in the world. If they like that part of him, he feels proud of having it. And proud that he wears a thin shirt and cropped jacket everyday.

One time, he brought them to one of his shirtless photoshoots.

Bad idea. The entire time, he was slightly flushed and shaky from their adorable reaction to seeing him.

UGH I LOVE HIM HES SO SWEET.

It all started with that damned photo of him in a towel. We know the one.

Levi is very aware of everyone’s eyes on him.

So he gets super flustered when MC watches him for a prolonged amount of time.

But because of that big jacket of his, they have to eventually ask, “Have you ever considered just wearing a t-shirt? Maybe a long sleeved shirt?”

He’s confused, but changes into a slim fit long sleeve.

When MC continues to stare at him intently, he can feel himself shrink a little in embarrassment.

“Y-You’re silently judging me, aren’t you? Ahhh, forget it! This is exactly why Iive in the comfort of my jacket...”

It takes lots of encouragement, but he finally understands that MC does NOT feel revolted just by looking at him.

While he won’t give up wearing his jacket, he takes it off when the two are alone and playing video games.

His favorite thing in the world is allowing them to wrap their arms around his waist while he plays his video games.

Just like Mammon, it gives him butterflies thinking that someone loves his body when he can’t do it himself.

Satan also notices the stares, but writes it off as nothing important similarly to Mammon.

He’s a bookworm. He could care less about his appearance when he’s immersed in the tragic downfall of history’s greatest knights.

But he finds it a bit... Cute? Endearing? Just the thought that something so irrelevant to himself is so captivating to this human nowhere near his power level.

In his mind chock-full of thousands of years of book reading, he envisions it as a rabbit falling in love with a wolf for its triangular ears.

He’s a little off put by the idea of them touching them in such a place, but in the moment, he understands it completely.

MC’s touch is gentle but firm— loving, is what it is.

Being the avatar of wrath has many downsides. Including being avoided at all costs by so many people, even by his own brothers at some points.

So it feels great to just feel absolutely adored by someone.

We been knew.

He’s the embodiment of want. So he knows all about it. ‘It’ being the way MC discreetly sneaks glances at him from across the room.

And he goes wild for it.

He brings it up casually. Almost too casually.

“Look at how close we’re sitting MC~ I’m practically on top of you. But be careful, who knows what I’d do if you kept staring like that...”

Asmo is just waiting for the moment MC makes a move. He wants to see what it looks like for them to finally stop holding back. The mere thought of it gets his adrenaline pumping.

And as the two are posing for a selfie together, their hands instinctively go to his sides.

MC doesn’t even realize that they haven’t moved their hands even after the photo. They only realize when Asmo puts his hands over their own, smiling innocently.

“You’re too cute, MC...”

One thing that Asmo starts suggesting is slow dancing. Just the two of them, in his room swaying to the sound of his slow song playlist.

Simply enjoying each other to the tune of vintage ballroom rythms never seemed so beautiful.

Beel has a body that many would go great lengths for. It doesn’t quite resonate with him, because eating well and exercising is just his thing. They’re hobbies.

While he gets lots of compliments about it (particularly from Asmo), he doesn’t think about the curves and edges of his frame very much. He only thinks about what muscles require what stretches and workouts.

And unfortunately, he doesn’t notice any of MC’s affection for his hips.

The prolonged hugs, the staring and flushed complexion. To him, it’s all part of their friendship.

Even if they outright say, “Beel. Ur thiccness is very good.”

It doesn’t hit him very hard. He’s like yea? And? 😌🤚

However, he does have a bit of internalized insecurities about his looks. It’s not necessarily his body, but how others react to... Him.

How many times has he met someone and they didn’t look the slightest bit intimidated? Exactly. He has a resting bitch face on an athlete’s body when he’s one of the sweetest demons alive.

So yes. He is insecure. But when MC finds even the most insignificant things about him to be endearing, it reminds him that, even for a second, he can be loved in his own skin.

Just like his twin, he doesn’t particularly care for the way his body looks. Especially to others.

He couldn’t care less of what negative things anyone had to say about him, anyways. Been there, done that.

But he can’t help but notice the electricity buzzing through his tired limbs when MC keeps a lingering hand around his sides.

It’s a little odd, he notes. That such a small gesture causes his body to react like that. But it’s pleasant, he’ll admit.

And then he notices just how often it happens. Even when they’re not cuddling. MC will have a hand on his waist, for even a moment.

“MC, do you like touching me there? You don’t do it to anyone else, I’ve noticed.”

They are embarrassed— mostly because they never really realized they were doing it. As soon as they go to apologize, Belphie lets out his sweet giggle.

“It’s okay. I actually like it... It’s cute that you do it so absentmindedly.”

#obey me swd #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me gender neutral mc

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koishua · 2 years

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— ENHYPEN TAG GAME!

tagged by. @goldenhypen (tysm, love </3)

tagging. @chiyuv @rutowonz @heartsseung @enluv @junityy (and all my other engene friends/followers are invited too if you'd like to join!! no pressure)

001. who is your bias and bias wrecker?

biases are deffo heejay... but i also talk a ridiculous amount about wonki

002. fav duo/trio?

sunki and jaywon have me giggling a lot these days

003. funniest member?

sunghoon or riki are hilarious bye—

004. fav episode of en o'clock, dance jam live and vlive?

for en o'clock, it would be that ship air obstacle course + paintball one bahaha. i feel like in terms of actual dancing... idk i love a lot of them but i remember the 210627 one the most with jayki... also that one where the were terrified of the spotify ad moaning sound and jungwon SPRINTED to close it rofl. and when they were sick and tired of d-d. for vlive... i'd say the heeply station one with hee's all white attire AND!! that one where jungwon was moving his plants haha.

005. best laugh?

sunghoon haha i just think he is all day every day hilarious and sunoo!

006. who would stay up chatting all night with you?

i have never even done that with anyone lmao i'd say no one bc i, for one, would force them to go to sleep after a certain time 🙁🙁 but also jungwon—

007. if you had to design a unit, who would you pick and what kind of song would it be?

heejay with something like taeten's baby don't stop (BC HELLO I WOULD DIE TO HEAR JAY SINGING TY'S LINES OMFG AND TEN'S VOCALS TAKEN OVER BY HEE?? THE CHOREO?? DANCE SKILLS??) excluding the obv innuendos 💀💀 i would scream if they did this kinda beat and all ya know? 😭😭 jay would be perfect for ty's rap omg and ten's lines with hee??? AHXHCJJDNX

008. if you were stranded on an island with one member for 3 days, who'd you pick?

not riki i would strangle riki by the end of the first day even. perhaps someone very helpful and reliable?? jay

009. member who would be most liked by your parents/grandparents?

don't know my grandparents so i can't say anything about their taste, but for my parents? definitely heejayke goodbye i said what i said 🚶🚶 mom dad they're so xnbx your honor

#i. ( pt ) —! tagged.

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princessmadafu · 4 years

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OMG Netflix is about to be Markled!

If ever a multi-million dollar deal came with a "Biggest Loser" scenario, it has to be this one. Novice producers with an untested and unnamed crew working for an unnamed and untested production company... How's this going to work exactly?

Wait, let me guess - Netflix just want the Royal Connection! Netflix will dictate what is to be produced, it won't fit in with Madam's vision of World Domination and she'll throw a massive wobbly when Netflix brings in proper professionals who know what they're doing and she realises it's not actually going to be the MeMeMe show she's been imagining for the past four years. I bleedin' hope so!

Quote from DM: "Professor Jonathan Shalit OBE, Chairman of InterTalent, said he thought the pair would be a hit. He told MailOnline: 'Of course they have to deliver. They are going to have a fantastic time working with them, they are both bright, intelligent, young people.' "

'Scuse me sniggering into my coffee but neither of them is bright, neither of them is intelligent, and deffo neither of 'em is young! Markle's old enough to have a 20-year-old son, and bless 'em, don't you just roll your eyes when some botoxed 'heading-for-middle-age' fond mama tries to convince the world she's her son's best friend. And he's rolling his eyes thinking Mom, just do one! Stop embarrassing me!

I'm also thinking about TV scheduling here, because hopeful, inspirational, impactful content has been done to death already and nobody has emerged full of hope, inspired or contentedly impacted. She sounds like she's making Sunday evening BBC TV, all Songs of Praise, David Attenborough and Call the Midwife.

[Note to BBC; Call the Midwife = done to death, please cancel.]

I used to love Sunday TV when I was a kid in the 1960s. The BBC had trade test transmissions - one of them was called Canadians Come Dance, or similar, and there was another one about a girl called Giuseppina and a car and her grandad showing her a black-capped chickadee, ooh and the one where they showed bottles made by the new plastic-injection moulding technique...

But I'm grown up now, I'm sarcky and snarky and I prefer to watch people doing interesting things with chainsaws.

To trees and wardrobes and stuff, obviously.

Of course, midweek TV used to be interesting in the olden days of water-coolers and queues for the photocopier, when you could stand around unsocially-distanced from your colleagues and slag off Nigella Lawson. But nowadays, when the world has still to recover from going a bit weird last Spring, I'd much rather watch good un-PC comedy TV and be entertained, not preached at!

Speaking as a gardener, when life is sh!te, grow roses! It's easy to make sh!te, it's all around us and only needs a bit of moving around in a wheelbarrow. Growing roses is waa-a-ay more difficult and takes years of practice before you're skilled enough to breed a world-captivating prize winner.

I'm thinking Netflix is going to need a bigger wheelbarrow.

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number5theboy · 4 years

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ALRIGHT

THIS SEASON

IT WAS A LOT

my liveblogged thoughts under the cut

Episode 1

· Exhilarating! I love Ben

· Ben already has more lines in these first five minutes than he had in the first season

· This montage is good

· ALLISON BABY

· Luther yelled for Diego first I love this

· Diego is immediately in vigilante mode…….hot

· THE SHOT PARELLING VANYA’S FIRST WORDS

· Vanya is a mess we love to see it

· The shot of Five’s feet hitting the puddle? So aesthetically pleasing

· The battle scene is such a smart way of reintroducing everyone’s powers and their Final Form™ succinctly

· I love Hazel. So much.

· The Umbrella Atomic Explosion™ is SO clever I love it

· ALRIGHT UNCHARTERED TERRITORY LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOO

· Oh Hazel and Five make me soft

· Agnes and Hazel had a good life

· Hazel is so dead

· Welp that took no time at all

· “How many times did I say bulletproof briefcases?” ily mister five

· I love the Swedes they’re stupid

· Are we ever gonna know what Agnes made Hazel promise?

· Five is honestly world’s best character

· FUTURE HEADQUARTERS

· “Well the truth is out there!” abkdkblhlkbkhl

· I shouldn’t make quick judgments, but conspiracy nut guy is nice and I hope he doesn’t turn out evil, because I also through Harold was nice in the beginning

· Diego got himself arrested already what an idiot

· Asddjgflkflhfl Diego’s problems all put out

· Okay, set-up for Diego’s character arc of self-actualisation we love to see it

· Lila is awesome, but I hope they don’t make her crush on him excessively

· Diego and Five is an underrated duo

· THEY ARE SO BICKERY

· Five is jut gonna murder him sometime along the way

· I LOVE FIVE SO MUCH WHAT A LITTLE SHIT

· Oof Vanya is so cute in that outfit

· This scene perfectly encapsulates women having to listen to men

· VANYA’S GOING TO MILFTOWN Y’ALL

· I cannot tell white men apart, does Carl look like conspiracy nut guy or is it just me?

· As usual, Ben and Klaus are bad at everything

· “neither does your beard” icon Ben Hargreeves

· I support Ben pummelling Klaus

· I passionately hate the beard and love the coat

· Why do all the white men look alike, I thought this poker dude was a Swede

· I KNEW BEN WAS LYING

· “Pick a better time to self-actualise!”

· I still hate the beard, let’s see if it grows on me

· Yusuf Gatewood………….hot

· By far the hottest couple so far in TUA

· Please tell me she’s not still hung up on Luther

· Yes she is goddammit

· The moon thing is cute though, I can appreciate that

· Luther finally gets a well-soundtracked fight scene I love it

· OI THAT WAS BRUTAL HOLY SHIT

· Oh Luther is pulling a Five in feeling bad about his excessive violence

· I already hate his boss

· Raymond marry me pls

· Allison marry me pls

· OH MY GOD VANYA LAUGHED

· Sissy and Vanya have excellent chemistry

· Oh I see the deliberate parallel with Vanya, Umbrella Academy, you aren’t fooling me

· SWEDISH ASSASSINS BABY

· Do you think they’ll say a single word or?

· Literally the only way this show knows how to signal danger is through flickering lights

· Two bopping fight scene and Five hasn’t been in any of them

· Lila and Diego have no braincells between them it’s beautiful

· Alright, she knows how to fight……..supicious

· If this show wasn’t so hellbent on making Luther and Allison a thing, he would be best ace rep

· Lmao “I don’t give a shit” I love you Luther

EPISODE TWO

· ALRIGHT THE HANDLER IS BACK???????

· Okay so Hazel and Cha-Cha are dead but that pestilence still runs around??? Bruuuuuuuuuh

· Kate Walsh is still hot though

· AJ??????

· THE FISH SMOKES?!?

· God the Commission is such a capitalist hellhole

· Oh there we have 743

· H E R B

· Okay I am here to see her humiliated but please no redemption arc for her

· I love the deliberate parallels between Five and the Handler

· “Like a masseuse?” IDIOTS

· Oh Five is so lost and vulnerable baby boy

· Also the character developments in Luther!!!!!

· “Dad should’ve left him on the moon.” Five is, simply said, an icon

· Oof Sissy is SO cute

· I’m already not ready for Five to find Vanya

· Lila is so extra can we keep her

· Great now I have sympathy for Carl

· Luther’s new outfit looks so good on him

· OH LUTHER IS THE FIRST ONE TO SEE HER

· Well that was dramatic and didn’t lead anywhere

· Alright two episodes in, Civil Rights plotline hasn’t been fucked up yet

· WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SWEDE DRINKING SO CONSCPICOUSLY

· ELLIOTT IS THE NAME OF MISTER CONSPIRACY

· “cousins on my robot mother’s side”

· “Imagine Batman, then aim lower.”

· Lila is great I love her

· Diego is gonna throw both Five and Lila through a wall at some point

· Five is so ready to throw Diego under the bus

· Klaus Hargreeves, world’s worst cult leader

· ……….did Klaus built a cult on pop lyrics?

· Klaus and Raymond bonding I love it

· DIEGO AND FIVE BEST TEAM

· REGINALD IS THE UMBRELLA MAN

· OH LUTHER IS GONNA FIND HER HOLY SHIT

· THE BARN FROM THE PROMO PICTURE

· This scene is so good

· “You shouldn’t be the one to apologise.” I’M GONNA CRY

· Tom Hopper and Ellen Page are so good in this scene

· WHY DID HE LEAVE

· What the flying fuck is up with the Swedes

· BRO WHAT THE FUCK

· Is Five ever gonna bring up the fact that he was supposed to kill Kennedy or?

· Raymond is wasted on someone who doesn’t give him her whole heart

· What the FUCK, Klaus

· Why does she remember her name tho

· The violin starting up when she talks about the callouses on Vanya’s hands

· Brotherly bonding is my new favourite scene

· Do the filmmakers know that your scene can be suspenseful and well-lit

· Okay maybe baby Pogo is cute

· There is gonna be no Five murdering spree, the blood is solely from Pogo

· Next well-soundtracked fight scene

· The choreography of this!!!!!

· Man Reginald is a shitty dad before he even becomes a dad

· Diego cannot catch a break poor baby

EPISODE 3

· SHITTY WIG ON KLAUS ALERT

· THE LEVITATION IS BEN I HATE THIS

· So far, all title card umbrellas have not disappointed

· You are running in a straight line you really should hit her

· Yep, Watchmen flashbacks

· Luther remains cute and awkward

· THEY ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER BABY

· S E Q U I N S

· SNEAKY LADY ALLISON IS BACK

· FINALLY

· A HUG

· Allison and Klaus are so cute

· What in the goddamn Looney Tunes is this outfit lady

· WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU LADY

· ALLISON HARGREEVES YOU QUEEN

· This spooky ghost show is great

· Everyone going off on Five is great

· @ this show stop ripping Vanya and Five apart and let them be soft

· Diego is so naked this entire season

· Diego and Lila are a good dynamic

· Elliott is a babe I love him

· The Handler continues to be creepy about Five

· So much driving

· Luther is baby and Raymond deserves better than to deal with all the baggage from all the Hargreeves brothers

· HE SHAVED THE BEARD

· Ouch this is awkward

· I don’t get why they didn’t cast normal Dave to play young Dave they’re not that far apart in age

· Oh he’s gonna have to let Dave go

· Oh this scene must be so triggering

· Oh shit’s bad and it’s only episode 3

· PUPPY???

· WE WERE RIGHT ABOUT LILA

· WHAT DO YOU MEAN THANKS MOM

EPISODE 4

· Oh my god the Handler is pure fucking evil

· She learnt the fighting from her mom alright

· THE RED BOOTS WERE THERE ALL ALONG

· Man I hoped that the antisemitism was gone

· Vanya being protective of Luther :’)

· Luther only has shitty father figures

· I can’t believe they were better organised last season

· Why do you hate the Vanya/Five dynamic so much, show?

· Five got an extra dose of asshole today this season huh

· Reggie is probably the twelfth

· Oh boy Klaus is a trainwreck

· That marriage is also a trainwreck

· I understand Ray though

· Why is there Styx on this soundtrack

· Oh Klaus baby

· GALA NIGHT BITCHES

· Five is a smart young old man

· Oh baby is eating his heart out

· Oh the hug makes me soft though

· Honestly, Tom Hopper and Emmy Raver Lampman have such cute chemistry

· AWKWARD DARLING MAN

· “Doomsday” *nervous chuckle*

· Ballroom lessons as kids

· This is an excellent dance scene

· OH MY GOD MOM WAS MADE AFTER A REAL WOMAN

· THIS SHOW MAN THIS SHOW

· Reggie is gross

· Diego’s mommy AND daddy issues are put on blast this season

· Sissy is such a babe

· Man we got budget BUDGET for this season

· Alright, the white violin can revive people now cool cool cool

· How different her powers are when powered by love

· I love Elliott I hope he survives the eason

· I am down for Luther and Elliott getting high together

· LET’S GO LESBIIIAAAAAAAAAANS

· God Allison and Klaus make me so soft

· I am very supportive of Elliott and Luther becoming bros

· You already shanked one son, go poker stick another one

· YES EXCELLENT FIGHT MUSIC

· They both?????? Just left him to fend for himself??????????

· Ancient Greek??? Bitch what

· This show is rated for violence and we have barely seen any!!!!!! What!!!!!!!

Episode 5

· Okay baby Pogo and Grace is adorable

· Why is Pogo in space now

· THEY KILLED POGO

· AGAIN

· Hargeeves got a hug before Five did what the effing fuck

· He might be a dick but his instincts are good

· Haha old cowboy

· Ben is so done

· Vanya……..Sissy……..my heart

· Wow Reginald continues to be a massive arse

· Luther/Diego/Five are DUMB and I love them

· “No, bro, he shanked your heart.”

· God the Handler!!!!!!

· THE MUSIC AT THE REUNION

· We didn’t even see Five reunite with Allison and Klaus!!!!!

· GOD WHAT A SISTERLY UPGRADE

· KLAUS VANYA AND ALLISON HUGGING

· Allison and Diego rights babey!!!

· Are the Swedes ever gonna say something or

· LILA AND FIVE TEAM-UP LET’S GO

· I’VE MISSED YOU ALL SO MUCH I’M GONNA CRY BABY

· The red-blue dynamic in Luther and Diego I live for that

· Luther and Diego are gooooooood together

· What is up with that

· Klaus, Vanya and Allison are dumbasses and I love them so much

· Alright where are the Swedes doing and why is that tree so creepy

· Oh the youngest Swede just went tits-up

· Please tell me Five is finally getting a fight scene

· Excellent fight scene

· Great, now I feel sad for the Swedes

· They deffo have a cooler aesthetic than Hazel and Cha-Cha

· This cover is beautiful

EPISODE 6

· This wig looks better than Klaus’

· Also Ben has barely been in this season where is he at

· Oof Ray is so cute

· The Handler and Five have such good chemistry holy shit

· Diego, Luther and Vanya are a god-tier dynamic

· We love the CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

· BENNY BOY HAS A CRUSH

· Wait how is this only episode six I feel like this is already the pensum of the first season

· Clothing montage baby!!!!!

· God they look so good together

· Oh Allison can be RUTHLESS

· THE BINGO CARDS

· Oh no no no no I didn’t think Klaus and Dave could be even more tragic

· THEY TALK

· God she is so fucking creepy stop lusting after a child

· World’s most satisfying elevator shot

· This scene is chaos I love it

· God everyone just harps on Diego’s daddy issues jesus

· Oh baby no

· Oh babies no

· NO NOT THE DISSOLUTION OF TEAM ZERO

· Why are there so many antisemitic dogwhistles in this

· This scene between Five and Reginald is good

· NOT ELLIOTT

· Oh no no no no Carl

· Alright at least this promises a good fight scene

EPISODE 7

· This polka music bops

· Wait how did he get to 1982

· HE SAID FUCK

· Man Carmichael was out so quick

· No fish-eating?

· Awwwww Klaus and Ben have a heart to heart

· Oh God, Diego and Luther have no brain activity between the two of them

· That is a Look

· Oh this montage of Ben rediscovering touch

· The writing of this show was oddly prophetic

· Oh wait Vanya’s gonna be incarcerated too right????

· Oh this is heart-breaking

· Really?????? Ben’s the dorky one???

· Oh my god Ben is getting a hug and Diego is so soft

· Man why are Five and Vanya so antagonistic

· FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

· Dude a fight between them would have been so epic

· Diego

· You idiot

· Oh Allison really loves him and he loves her

· Oh I am so sad

· Yeah this episode is infinitely worse than the day that wasn’t

· FUCK YEAH BACKSTREET BOYS

· What the fuck

· Yo that is sadistic as fuck Allison what the flying fuck

· This scene might ruin the song for me

· There definitely was an easier way out

· They fucked it up

· I am not surprised

EPISODE 8

· Oh she speaks Russian

· Five just snapped and honestly deserves it

· Yeah I feel for the Swede

· What is it with commission assassins and axes this season

· “Your vagina needs fresh glasses.”

· Nepotism

· Oh Grace is turning on him baby!!

· Ha remember when we were all like ‘oh no they’re making Reggie sympathetic’

· Yeah so much for that

· Five and Luther are……..soft

· What the fuck is up with that

· AYYYY BUTTHOLE SURFERS ON THE SOUNDTRACK

· Oooooohhhhhhh trippy kid scene

· Also Reggie is bad at German

· I love Luther and Five so much

· We finally get to see older Five’s tie pattern

· Alright Lila makes me uncomfortable

· FIVE IS GONNA GO FERAL Y’ALL LET’S GO

· Man after the last rampage you’d think they’d upped security in this place

· Herb for president!!

· Some catch Diego’s ego is going berserk

· Oh not again

· Dot is a rebel now

· Everyone is ragging on Five, even Five

· This is so trippy

· Oh yeah the brains. Forgot about those.

· I……….sad

· Oh my god oh my god oh my god

· Of course it’s all the government’s fault

· Love how they just walked into an FBI building

· Bro what the fuck is going on

EPISODE 9

· Allison is always there for Vanya and I love her

· Hello Klaus and Diego are so cute

· Oh my heart you go Klaus

· So much for that

· BUT BEN

· YOU ARE CLIFF-HANGERING BE INSIDE AN EPISODE

· Crazy Five is an idiot I love him

· “I’m the daddy here” is not the gazelle, but it’ll do in a pinch

· The 743!!!!!!

· Oh God, Harlan is in danger

· She loves him?!? You barely know the man!!!!!!

· WHAT’S ON THE PAPER

· Oh it’s her file

· HELLO LET US SEE THE FIVES TYING TO OFF EACH OTHER

· This continues to be trippy

· These visuals are so stunning

· This is my favourite scene so far, this is so good, this is an excellent talk

· NO

· NOT BEN

· “I’m askin’, Carl.” You go Sissy, love you, you’re doing excellent

· Alright, we have a mini-Vanya here

· Oh I hate the Handler so fucking much she is the worst

· What a plot-twist

· Oh god so much is going on in this season

· Oh we get fish-eating, but it’s not Five? That’s lame

· Why are they all so hell-bent on making stupid decisions

· Klaus you idiot

· Oh that SON OF A BITCH HARGREEVES

· What the fuck what is on the dark side of the moon

· What the flying fuck what the fuck what tebdjbdgkbjdsgkbjgsdjgnj

· WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE GOING TO WAR

EPISODE 10

· Oh the kids are back for Ben’s funeral

· I hate this

· Reginald is just. The worst.

· My emotions are all over the place

· Oh……..babies

· OH MY GOD DIEGO

· AND FIVE

· It wouldn’t hurt to go to an abandoned farm

· God this is a family of shitty choices

· I don’t want Ben to be gone

· FAMILY TIME

· Oh shit I totally forgot about the last Swede

· BRO THE STAKES

· YEAH THIS LOOKS BAD

· ALRIGHT Harland is gonna be alright

· All these assassins have shit aim

· HE’S MATRIXING

· LILA’S ONE OF THE 43

· SHE CAN ABSORB AND REDIRECT THEIR ENERGIES

· ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM ONE OF THEM

· Awwwwww they love each other

· Oh great THEY’RE DEAD AGAIN

· Oh now LILA will have to fix the timeline

· Wait now they’re all dead

· The swede to the rescue?

· Please tell me she’s dead for good this time

· We love a de facto protagonist saving everyone’s asses once more

· GO VANYA SAVE THE BABY

· Dot and Herb are precious dumbasses

· This is heart-breaking, but I understand Sissy so much

· WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CLIFFHANGER

#tua spoilers #not that you'd understand much if you don't watch the episodes #personal #come yell at me in my inbox please

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eunjjjis · 5 years

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𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐃𝐔𝐂𝐈𝐍𝐆 : #KANG SEULGI | CISFEMALE | SHE/HER | BISEXUAL - EUNJI MIN is a TWENTY-TWO year old AUDIO ENGINEER STUDENT & DANCER AT DD’S that moved into apartment B2 a good TWO YEARS ago. the CAPRICORN has been in town for THREE YEARS overall and is well known around seattle ridge for being +CONFIDENT and +PERSISTENT, but has a reputation of being -STOIC and -MOODY. guess that’s why they call them the PARIAH around these parts!

i know i know, i’ve done this many times already but a new face means a new personality, so here’s an updated eunji !! ( everyone who liked my plotting post i left on her, i will soon hit up your dms to plot !! )

𝐢. 𝐁𝐀𝐂𝐊𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐑𝐘 :

eunji min was born on january 3rd, 1997 in palm springs, california

a boring, hot, and pretentious city she’ll never go back to, mark her words

she comes from a family of two, her and her mom and that’s it

her mom can’t tell her who her dad is because well, she can’t remember which of her bfs knocked her tf up with eunji !!

her upbringing was something else, her mom not being the best in regards to raising her properly but eunji will be damned before she lets anyone talk badly about her

her mom owns a hair/nail salon which is good business but deffo not always how the bills were paid, her mom having uh other means of getting by through her bfs/men she talks to

so there were definitely times when eunji would come crawling out of her room for breakfast to see some guy sitting on her couch to which she would have a stare off with before crawling back to bed, deciding she wasn’t hungry anymore

school was a whole other thing, eunji didn’t really have many friends for a variety of reasons that people were quick to judge her ( which, she doesn’t blame them, eunji judges everyone else ) making her out to be a bitch due to her resting bitch face or that she thought she was better than everyone else

when really, eunji just stayed in her lane and if thats what they thought of her then it just be like that, she has no reason to stress about opinions from people she doesn’t talk to

at one point during her highschool career she moved out from her moms, it was her sophomore year and her and her mom got into the biggest fight regarding one of her many bfs and well, her mom took the boyfriend’s side instead of her daughter’s.....so eunji packed up and moved in with her cousin up in l.a halfway through her sophomore year and she finished hs there whilst working retail jobs here and there to help her cousin with rent/bills

in hs she took dance classes, both in and out of school and the only reason she could afford out of school was because her cousin was given free classes due to her job that she passed on to eunji instead because she had no time what with bar tending and then working shifts at denny’s trying to make ends meet, she thought her little cousin should live a little, like a TEENAGER and enjoy things

those dance classes became everything to eunji, and within them she met someone who also took pole dancing and told eunji all about it ( this is necessary for later on ) all she needed was a parent or guardian signature to let her in, and those were classes she paid for herself with the money she saved up that didnt go to necessities or bills

anyways, l.a was a whole new world to her. it was dirty, it was packed, the traffic was shit and the streets smelled gross and yet she loves it, she loves it more than she could ever love palm springs because no one cares there, and theres more culture and she can easily get lost and find her way back again

so shes been grinding from a young age, trying to make it on her own and become independent

𝐢𝐢. 𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐋𝐘 :

when eunji graduated she had applied to berkley, ucla and one out of state university ( ahem, here in seattle ridge ) and whereas she was accepted to all three, the moment she saw the acceptance for seattle she was quick to pack up and LEAVE

her first year was spent in a dorm before she finally moved out -- but during that year she was working 2 jobs, one at the dinner and then one at a gas station and it was TERRIBLE for her health

so, the second semester after having saved enough for an apartment, she auditioned for DD’s dancers and got a callback and finally got a job there which, due to her talent she manages to make MORE than she did working both jobs which is great because she has school and bills to pay for and all her things and her SAVINGS

up at 6am for a 7am class which she gets out at 2pm and then homework and then a shift at work and then its just rinse and repeat from there

she has aspirations of becoming a producer, maybe throw in some vocals but the vocals part is just a fantasy so she’d rather stick to making beats that reflect her personal style

it had started out as a hobby, something a guy once taught her in hs and HE SUCKED but she ( being the fast learner she is ) got the hang of it QUICK and fell in love with it

𝐢𝐢𝐢. 𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐘 :

think donna from the 70s show lowkey, lowkey

she’s reserved, sometimes even shy when she meets new people despite her confidence when shes on stage or in private room dancing for someone

but, shes definitely not afraid to be upfront and if she doesn’t like you she lets you know

her sarcasm could be taken literally sometimes which isn’t good because it’s just how she is, her humor is a little dark and sometimes mean and some ppl dont take well to that

and her tolerance for people runs slim anyway

but that’s only if she finds you irritating and unbearable, shes known to clash with people

once you get past that though, shes actually very caring to the point where she takes care of others more than she takes care of herself

shes the friend that when everyone is drunk shes drunk too but taking care of you and making sure you have a bag to throw up in, or holding your hair back, or rubbing your back while intoxicated herself

you kinda just, have to keep peeling at her layers

𝐢𝐯. 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 :

2000s vibes !!!!! but a little edgy and modernized !!!

think suki from fast and furious ( hehe thanks rox ) !!!!

baby phat fan !!!

sunglasses, redbull with a straw, lip gloss and hoops are all she needs !!!!

her music taste is early/modern r&b and grunge, some pop here n there

her current hairstyle is bad boy era seulgi !!! bangs are a look !!!

𝐯. 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐍𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 :

the jackie to her donna ( 0/1 ) : basically complete opposites that somehow stuck together and are what people would consider best friends because they’re always there for each other despite eunji sometimes finding the other slightly annoying but with FONDNESS, 10/10 eunji will stab someone for them that hurt them

hook-ups ( 0/2 ) : nothing more nothing less, they dont even need to get a long but someone or some people to blow off steam with before they’re each back to minding their own business until that one late night call, definitely no feelings because eunji wont allow it !!

enemies/frenemies ( as many lol ) : eunji isn’t bound to get along with everybody, be it whether they find her to be too sarcastic, or she comes off bitchy or eunji doesn’t like them be it for the most dumbest reason or because she doesn’t like their personality, etc i just want shade, and shit-talking, some drama here and there

regulars at her job ( uhh idk ) : people who request her daces at work, it doesn’t have to mean anything they could just be friends who support her or hey maybe they’re trying to get something out of it, the possibilities are endless i fink

i could write more but it’s literally 6 minutes before 4am so i gotta publish this ahksjdhfk but feel free to hmu or like this ig and i’ll slide into those dms !!!

#srhqintro

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adiyaathi · 6 years

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11 qs, answer them, make 11 new ones, tag people

i was tagged by hyper-enthu @iwearplaids

1. A song you are listening to on loop right now

Julie by Anirudh Ravichander [NOT A CHOICE. @cassandor wILL NOT LET ME LIVE]

Yentha Sakkagunnaave – Rangasthalam (issa DSP yah)

Ninnila – Tholi Prema (Thaman? Thaman. probs.)

Engae Endru Povathu – Thaana Serndha Koottam […Anirudh.. *sigh*]

Swagatham Krishna – Agnyaathavaasi [ALSO ANIRUDH KA D AV ULE]

Drunk and Drive – Chalo [haiyayo i don’t know who this songs by]

2. What is a popular show/book/movie/podcast could you not get into/have no interest in?

Game of Thrones? um what else Stranger Things? Riverdale? 13 Reasons Why, Doctor Who yikes i sound anti-mainstream

3. What is the last movie you watched?

Thaana Serndha Koottam? In theaters at least?

WAIT i watched a filipino movie for the sake of Valentine’s week Barcelona: A Love Untold. But just you wait, this long weekend is romance death for me, with Kushi, OSO, and Alaipayuthey? planned. Fidaa was on the list but like I need a break from Tower Star and *spoilers* I barely got through his Whatsapp proposal to Bhanu and I was watching it with DAD. Again? Malli? Thiruppi? Alone? therla.

4. Opinion of Valentine’s Day?

MACHI LMAO idhuvum kadanthu pogam bro. jkjkjk but like i get it if you wanna but capitalism, and i’m just here for the cheap chocolate.

5. A show, book or movie that you consider “Your childhood”

tHERE’S TOO MANY I AM SITLL A C HILD [jkjk but i have sO MANY i was multiculturally extra]

Pokémon [especially the movies I took them out on VCR from the library]

The end of Yu-Gi-Oh because I didn’t care about the show itself.

DragonTales

READING RAINBOW

Between the Lions (sometimes?)

Maya and Miguel???? did i actually watch this i don’t think so

Berenstain Bears [maybe this was the books]

Arthur?

Cyberchase? [I almost always missed Cyberchase except for its ending]

Barney

CLIFFORD

Wizards of Waverly Place [whenever I could but i didn’t follow it religiously]

THE MAGIC SCHOOL BUS

Kim Possible

MISTER ROGERS’ NEIGHBORHOOD [reruns but I ALWAYS MISSED SOME OF IT]

FOR SOMEREASON I DID A LOT OF BABYSITTING SO I SAT AND WATCHED THIS STUFF IN MIDDLE SCHOOL TOO

Amar Chitra Katha?

TINKLE DIGEST?

Magic Tree House

Nancy Drew/Hardy Boys

Geronimo Stilton but meh

SIDEWAYS STORIES FROM WAYSIDE SCHOOL

Cardcaptor Sakura/Tokyo Mew Mew [yes i had a manga phase no i was not a weeb]

i read harry potter too tbh a lot of iconic novels i prob read you name i prob cover

The Suite Life? Proud Family?

The Fairly Odd Parents? Jonas? Danny Phantom?

totally spies? but i think i was more tv show knowledgeable cause i played games online on like nick.com, cartoonnetwork.com

Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham

Padaiyappa

Ghilli

Saamy

any Sun TV Movie at like 2pm right after the news because india time

OK I DEFFO KNOW OF A LOT OK basically a lot of PBS kids? and deffo disney channel and nick but i sat around watching mom watch tv serials than anything. especially stuff that came after like Chitthi or Annamalai thAT ONE PERIYA VEEDU SERIAL THING SOME GUY WAS NAMED MARGATHAM I REMEMBER.

6. Favourite Youtuber/what you do watch on Youtube?

GirlFormula

Dance Choreo: 1Million, Kyle Hanagami, Melvin Louis for a while, Jaya Raveendran? Ravichandran? alskdfjalkdsjf aiyayo I forgot his name but lowkey all I do is replay his Pottu Thaakku video.

Wong Fu Productions and their frands

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert, Last Week Tonight with John Oliver

Sony Music India/T-Series su eme

Dan and Phil Games

tbh i sound like i watch a lot but I don’t? like cinema kooda nenu choodala help.

7. What do you need to buy?

Uh. Food? uhhhhhhh i don’t think anything?

8. What merch are you close to impulse buying?

I’m broke what do you mean merch.

9. What’s the weather outside?

Chilly, Windy, bUT SURPRISINGLY SUNNY WHERE’S THE RAIN? [but also don’t rain pls]

10. A thing that you recently accomplished that you are proud of?

………..don’t ask >:(

11. Movie/book/Tv show/podcast coming out soon that you’re excited for

uhHHHhHHHH Vijay62??? duh? but also like Surya36? Rangasthalam??? maybe? ? i know black panther’s already good but i can’t go watch so i am trash. maybe some korean drama if it’s good I don’t keep track of enough, Like any Hollywood movie idk help I’m stuck in this perpetual state of idc.

i suck at tagging and making questions i can barely do my work, SOOOOO i will tag @cassandor and leave her to do dumb shit [fine and @anandamayenu]

#about julie #ask and...i’m not creative #q&a #yes #look at me #this is me #doing something #i have an essay due at midnight guys #what am i doing #t-8 hours #i am die

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transjemder · 6 years

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I tried to do this by just the number and then I realized with all the number it would be easier to just say: JACE, I want you to answer all of the questions dhkngxhfkch

18 27 28!!

2, 3, 4, 5, 6, and 16!

@treebroski asked : multiples of 7?

2, 10, and 27!!

Yall are the best jghsadkjhgdsfsdf

(under the cut!)

1. describe your idea of a perfect date

**2 already answered!**

3. do you want kids?

i do not! im gonna be a great uncle and im already a pretty good godfather if i dosay so myself. also, if i ever even have the resorces to be a father i would rather be a queer big brother for the big brother big sister program

4. if you do, will you adopt or use some other form of child birth?

if i were to ever have kids, i would adopt.

5. describe the cutest date you’ve ever been on

i havent been on many datesfgjkdfhgkjdfshgjhdfk honestly the last date i went on was, even if it didnt turn into anything. we got coffee and then hiked around a local park and played on the playground. fun times!

6. describe your experience having sex for the first time (were you nervous? or was it easy peasy?)

im a disasterjkghjkdfjkj but yeah i was nervous. the first guy i had sex with was pretty experienced and kind and patient so it was okay tho sjkdfhdsjkhfds it was a grindr hookup and nothing more and it was also at 3am after i got off of work so i had to get up in the middle of the winter to walk to this dudes place lmao im lucky i wasnt murdered

7. are you a morning time gay or night time gay?

night time gay because im not an early riser but i also can see myself being a morning gay when im older and making breakfast with my husband so fjghjkdskgskj

**8 already answered!**

9. opinion on brown eyes?

i got’em and they are beautiful as fuck

10. dog gay or cat gay?

i love dogs so fucking much ive had them my whole life! (i still love cats tho even tho im allergic)

**11 - 14 already answered!**

15. (if attracted to more than one gender) do you have different “types” for different genders?

not applicable im only into men, and even then i have no distinct typegjkdfsgkjgdk

**16 already answered!**

17. night club gay or cafe gay?

im too loud for cafes :// i like them tho, easier to have conversations. if the nighclub is busy and loud i fucking love them but otherwise im a shy disaster who cant dance. between the two deffo nightclub

**18 already answered!**

19. video game gay, book gay, or movie gay?

video game and book gay even if i havent played a video game or finished a book for months

20. favourite gay ship (canon or not)

tuckington? has such a firm grip on my heart despite the fact that i dont even watch rvb anymore and johnlock

21. favourite gay youtuber

chase ross or elijah daniels off the top of my head

22. have you ever unknowingly asked out a straight person?

I dont ask people out and also i always dangerously assume people are queer

23. have you ever been in love?

im in love every single day of my life. the world is a beautiful place, there is no much to fall in love with.

24. have you ever been heartbroken?

yes

**25 already answered!**

26. favourite lgb musician/band

Joan and Kevin Abstract for sure!

**27 already answered!**

28. are you out? if so how did you come out

ive been out as trans for almost 4 years at this point! i actually rarely come out to people because of how kfjdghskjg bad i am at it, but my mom found out i was trans cos i wore a binder in front of her, which started a series of “conversations” where i talked to her abt being trans. then my mom, being the Only Ally, came out to all my family (except my dad) with my a-okay. i love her shes so kind to her social disaster of a son

im not out as gay to my dad and when i came out to him as trans, my mom had to be there to mediate the conversation (due to past. difficulties with conversation between us) and it was handled okay.

**29 and 30 already answered!!**

#thanks yall!!! i love oversharing yall are so kindjfhgdfkjg #bisexualgambit

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mingi-bubu · 4 years

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Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 6 Part 1

hey guys! long time no see eh?

i will confess, i did not have the will power to watch anything that held any sort of plot/needed to have focus

so i spent a lot of this past weekend watching the boyz and nct clips and astro

like i just didnt have the focus and i wasnt gonna post something that was subpar from my normal nonsense

if im gonna spew nonsense, i want it to be pure...refined...exquisite

i say as if 90% of these notes arent just me proposing and screaming incoherently

anyways

i have my water, i have some m&m’s, chances are i’ll have an apple later on bc the episode is nearly 2.5 hrs long, my earbuds are plugged in

as mr giggles himself mark lee says, lezgeddit

ok so we start out with a black and white montage of flashbacks to the different teams from the previous stage finding out whether or not they would perform on stage

heartbreaking and still a shit decision but i digress

this time around, everyone will get to go on stage

position eval

oooohhhhh i like some of these stages already i

just from like the flashes we get

sweet emotion is playing and i don’t understand the chinese that keeps flying onto the screen and it’s not getting translated so very sexy of iqiyi

cool cool cool cool cool

aww yixing looks so cute!!! stream jade if you havent already

so baby take me theeEERRREEee

ronghao’s sweater is cute i want to cop

chen sijian is a mooooood

wen kaiwei is also a mood i love him

hes baby

chen sijian is first to perform his own works

recall our boy is a rapper from his audition

but my god hes got pipes its a good song

lin yuzhi has a more r&b mood like to it i like it

wang jiayi!!!

and hes playing the piano too ugh we stan a multitalented boy

anthony is so cute!

zhou shiyuan looks good here waaaahhhh

ahhhh his smile so cute!!! i have secured the screenshot do not worry

i always forget how deep shiyuan’s speaking voce is even tho hes a bass alsdkkfjsdlkj

i have the braincell of a tiny baby

lrh is going over how composing is very diverse even within one song or one measure

he’s giving them homework which is to sing in forms that they’re not good at

ooo i wonder if they ever while composing used the laptops to fuck around and check their weibos or their names and see what the tea is adkjf

ok sijian is up first again and he’s doing folk i think?

or something more traditional at least

tbh it reminds me of like those songs you would hear women sing in film noir movies

i liked it

ooohhh lrh said it’s relatively composed so that like if fhe decided to do somthing more with it in the future he would be able to have a lot of option within the piece itself to work with

wang jiayi is up next

ajdflksjd he’s such a dork his notebook is harry potter themed

mom i love him

sidenote bc i just remembered: what if i did an edit of wenhan, chunyang, and wenxuan as the group troubl3 that yh is deffo not going to debut bc they said i dont deserve rights

anyway

his song starts out with vocalizations

it reminds me of 70′s acoustic rock

im in love with anthony that’s that on that

shao haofan ugh vocallllsss

shiyuan did more of an r&b style im sad we only got 5 seconds :/

lrh said he wanted them to do this so that they would understand they can do more than what they’re comfy with woowowowow how sweet

ooooohhhh ok boys get to choose from three categories for songs: vocal, dance, and rap

where is yao chi

i have seen my love huaiwei but where is my other love yao chi

also huaiwei still has his red/orange hair i love a carrot boy T.T

i saw him and then immediately the camera had to cut away to yixing hhhhhh

why must iqiyi treat me in this way

is...is yixing really reintroducing himself...

as if the fans arent going to remember...

and even if this is their first time watching as if they arent going to recognize him from either exo fame or whatever other shows he may have hosted before

im gonna be real idk much about his career outside of this show, idp, exo, and the new dance show hes doing that i think involves mr. tyger and wenxuan??? i need to look it up again bc i dont recall adjfksldj

he’s asking how many of the boys didnt get a chance to perform on stage last time

it looks like it’s a little over half?

like there’s a lot

buYAO CHI UGH MY BABY I LVOE HIM SO MCUHN

but anyway each of them has the chance to be on stage this time is what yixing was going to say

wenhan looks so pretty im losing my mind actually what the fuck

like he deadass looks like a disney prince i

google search how does one man get to look so gorgeous its so unfair

li wenhan if youre out there drop that skin routine baby

zomg all three of my nondebut boys in the same shot we are eating well tonight ladies

ahdfhas all their votes are cleared

have fun sitting at 0 again kdsja;skd

wenxuan is already losing his mind i love one man

god yao chi really is that pretty and he wakes up everyday like that it’s incredible i love him

i hope he’s eating well

adsfasj i should @ him on instagram and say that adlkfajsd

i’ll get ignored but its fine who needs validation from a stranger when you can get it from yourself! ^-^

oooh each of them chose their own spots beforehand for what section they would be placed in

inch resting how things occur

also i paused on yao mingming so lemme just *screenshots for posterity*

hoo hoo my mother has momentarily gone you know what that means!!! my phone is charging now hehehehe

anyways asldkj

12 groups for the public performance

trainee who wins first place in each group will win 50,000 extra votes

this of course means nothing to us now since unine is a thing but interesting regardless i guess

i missed something but they can win a max 150k extra votes depending on how they end up in their performance

35 trainees only get to move on to the next round wbk tho so it’s fine

i will cry regardless at the elim episode so it’s fine

mingze looks good too

how do so many of my boys looks so good

ok so i rewound too far back on accident bc i wanted to get a screenshot of huaiwei but found that for each category the top trainee will get an extra 100k votes and thats how they are able to have the possibility to max out at 150k extra votes

songs for this stage are to be chosen according to the first ranking results with the no. of trainees person limited by whatever number is listed on the flyer of the song

trainees who ranked higher get to choose first as is per

after 5 trainees have chosen the first song, trainees who havent chosen songs will not be able to choose that song

so once one song is full they cant choose it

trainees who chose the same song will automatically be grouped together

before choosing songs, the trainees outside will not know what the person inside has chosen

i wonder if we’ll get any cute moments like with kunkun and chengs and nongnong laskdjfjkla

they are making a blind decision

trainees who may want to be in a group together have the possibility of not getting that :(

huaiwei and guan yue sharing a look i T.T

i wish i could put the one emoji in here bc i use it so much but it’s the one that has the big eyes

in discord it’s called :pleading:

but yeah like that would be littered everywhere in these djfaskd

hey omg its weiwei! first time im seeing the 5th prince since i started this episode it feels like

alkdjfa yixing asked deng chaoyuan which position he chose (vocal) and which person he wouldnt want to be rivals with and immediately other trainees start saying hanyu’s name lakdjflskdj

hanyu is just nodding along like “yeah i am that bitch” and you know what???? he is.

aksjdfl;s dcy eased his way out of that by saying it’s up to fate i

also what i would give to make yao chi smile like that T.T

lads i need a minute

he’s so sunshiney puppy hes my sweetie pie

ok song choosing time

love the faces yangyang and guan yue are making here aldskjfasldk

and weiwei behind them adlfkjasdl;kj

wenhan goes to choose first ofc

fuck i forgot weiwei was second adlfjasdlk

ok he has entered the choosing room

he chose ‘what’s wrong’

with 0 hesitation too

oooh it is a nice song might have to add that onto my playlist

weiwei is next

“please enter the zone of choosing songs” akldjflaskd i am 100% sure that that’s not what he was saying but iqiyi said we dont want to pay people to accurately translate our shows fuck you

sdklfjalskdf weiwei is having such trouble i love himmmm

cant wait to start yanxi palace adjkfas;dj

OOOOHHH THE SONG WHERE IT’S LIKE “HOME IM COMING HOME” I ACTUALLY DO LIKE THAT ONE SDJFKLASD

but he’s not choosing it

youwei please

he chose ‘brave’

ajalsdfjaslkd the way he said “alright” i *insert the one emoji with the hearts surrounding it*

hes so adorable :’(

asldkfjasdlk he’s like...wait can i??

bc he chose dance as a position instead of rap

in the one on one he’s like ...too many of them are strong dancers..i don’t think i’ll be better than others

asdjfklasdj;fa lets see what happens

since no one on the director’s end said no when he asked..

adkjfad guan yue said he hopes he didn’t make the right choice and then immediately corrected himself i love him akldsjfslkd

he chose turn up btw which is in the dance section

he’s also wondering about which one jiayi will choose

ajdfklasd hanhan’s like “he should choose what’s wrong” ok we get it youre married calm down

guan yue is such a wonderful little shit starter

“mayyyyybeeee....or maybe he will choose ‘ears’“

fasdk;lfajs babyyyyyy

jiayi is having time choosing between two songs i

hanhan and guan yue shouting at him to not hesitate i

they know each other so well or jiayi was loud enough that they heard him adljsdkl

why does he make those noises

i hate one (1) man

why do i feel like jiayi is lying to the three of them>>

could it perhaps be because he has yet to show his pick ???

yes. the answer is yes i don’t believe him

the married couple is back together

yangyang’s choice!

aldskfjaslkd is sheep really one of the songs that are

akdjfaskd yixing im going to fight you

ehehehe everyone except guan yue was fooled bc he looked around and said “sheep isnt up here” akdfjasljd

one man. i stan one man

uy mami’s back, earbuds: in

yangyang chose symphony no. 9 in e minor

wow the quality of this episode is shit like it keeps pixelating and freezing on me adjfkalsd

maybe if i exit the app and try again?

ok let’s see

ooo!!!! huaiwei is choosing now ugh he smileeeee

fajds;flkasd hyyixing we get it youre that sheep that china sheep faksdflaskd

huaiwei is like “i’ll add it myself”” ajdflajsd;flkajs

akdsfasdfsd the other trainees are like “oh no all the vacancies for sheep will be filled” i

awwwww huaiwei wants to be guan yue’s teammate I :’)

his lauggggghhhhhh iiasdfias[dofipweiorhfoiwrh i love mim shfoas pdfopiasjk

a;difjaskdljf guan yue got spooked by it i

akdfjasdkl;f h’e so loud the trainees started laughing too adslkfjas;ld

alkdjfa;lksd HE SCREM

I LOVE HIM MOM I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

huaiwei is boutta kill guan yue i

be aware there is going to be a lot of huaiwei spam after i post this sorry not sorry i love him

a;ldskfjasd the other trainees looking around at why he screamed adlkjfasd

wang xinyu: is there a haunted house???

sir i-

this screenshot im

uhhhh

enjoy when i post it i guess??

guan yue is so defeated akldjfalksdjf

XIXI TURN

XIXI CHOSE HUAIWEI’S SONG IM LOVE THEM SO MUCH

YAO CHI

waht the fuck do i not get to see yao chi’s reaction??? fuck iqiyi

what’s wrong vacancies filled?

hanhan, jiayi, wang zhe, and another guy i dont recognize by sight???

no there’s one left

junjie’s turn

asflksdjfas hanyu might choose the one junjie did kdkjadskjf

ooh man didn’t even hesitate noice

asdlkfjads huaiwei is adorable

also they redyed his hair to a darker brown hmmmm

i love him in any color but lowkey i was attatched to the orange

akfdjaksld hanyu’s “lian huaiwei” and evil face i love it

what’s wrong is filled

also apparently wenxuan chose but we didnt get to see it

iqiyi really said only some of my boys deserve rights on camera and it SHOWS

alkdfjaskdjfa the entire group for what’s wrong all have bleached yellow hair im screaimging

junjie is like “y’all can call yourselves the golden lion” i hate him

awww yangyang is the only one in his song asldkfjslkdf

there were lilke 4 songs scratched off the list i

chunyang finna has a partner !!!! awwwwww

ok so they essentially just sped up the last bit of the choosing and now yixing is talking to them

i took screenshots of huaiwei, yao chi, hanhan, and jiayi bc my boys be looking: good.

yixing is excited to see the performances!

idk if i have already said this but that funky lil red koala sponsor? love him

why couldn’t’ve the girls had that one instead of the freaky looking toothpaste man i hate him

anyway

if i can get a one on one with shenshen and that koala i am going to be so happy

lfaksdf in hanyu-junjie group everyone but hanyu wants to be center dkfjasd

adkjfasd the vote is left to hanyu and bo yuan bc he dropped wanting to be center

so there’s only two in the group who havent been leader and they’re nominating hanyu adlkfjsaljd

awwww hanyu is so cute i love himmmm

he is leader !!

hmm i dont IS HIS HAIR PINK NO WATI THIS ROUND GABFE ME THE BEST HAIR HE GOT THE RED HAIR I LOVE HIM

huaiwei and hanyu’s friendship is so cute i love them adjfalsdkj

oh my god i think this is my favorite hanyu stage isnt it!!!!

with the mf white outfits and the gauze

YES JSUSESE

looks like bo yuan is back in the running as center ldjfads

wait no i was wrong

junjie won center

i just want to know where longhan went

also bo yuan is digging a hole and keeps going alkdjfalkdsj

aww that was cute

i might end up downloading the episode to my laptop so i can post my favorite parts from it bc i think everyone deserves to hear weiwei’s “alright” at least once in their lives lakdjfalskd

ok rap group for something i dont know what it is yet

wang yi’s group

anthony is here too

i think

looks like wang yi is the group leader

oh ok the song is called ‘big shot’

im sure if i understood chinese i would know what this song was called but we’ll find out soon!

just wait? is this the song name?

theres a man who looks like the onceler here

sun zelin is in the group

oh he’s the onceler

i do not recall this song

ding feijun looked a bit like z.tao from the side ngl lakdjfs

awww ding feijun sweetie..

ok 3 of the unine members

wenxuan is here too i love him

anyway this group is shenshen, mingming, guan yue, and wenxuan

i love it here guys

wenxuan vs mingming for center

dance off dance off dance off dance off dance off

i want to give wenxuan a hug he looks like he’d give good hugs tbh

mingming in glasses sir are you trying to kill me

adkfjasldk the other four members are going to discuss it

i love xuannie for all the faces he makes oh my god

i dont think hes going to get it bc mingming has had more training and is a better dancer (imo) but like i sure do want them to both have it hhhhhhh

decisions that im glad i dont have to make alkdjads

oh my god shenshen looks so good at this angle i gotta

sgjgkladjslfakj xuannie’s face i

yeah i think mingming got it

BAOBEIIIII

HES SO CUTE WITH HIS LIL HAT AND THE GLASSES UGH I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

adfjalksdfj xuannie is so dramatic i hate himmmm <3333

ahhh god i cant wait to see the stages my boys look hot

mingming is beautiful i

oooh koala store time!

excuse me is that hanhan in pink hair???? fuuuuuuuuuck

xixi and huaiwei i lvoe to see them

and wang zhe in the red hair and is jiayi’s darker???? *eyes emoji* excitement

literally who the fuck is the moon mascot i want to know

like if idp has a round mascot we have the trifecta of good round boys i need to know what this mascot is hhhh

i forgot what the senior seniors are called but they’re back!

xu longhan looked so pretty lemme rewind to see if i can get it

hanhan what the fuck he has no right looking that fine i am screaming y’all

oh my god you guys im in love he looks so good (longhan)

jiayi looks like such a dork oml

also brown hair brown hair brown fhasdfaiowpejf

huaiwei i would marry you in a heartbeat hhhh guys he looks so good

shenshen babyyyyy

he’s baby

li wenhan i will fight you

mans smirked i will k word

jolin omg mom!!! mom looks so good what the fuck

HANHAN PINK HAIR BUBBLEGUM WENHAN AND BUBBLEGUM ZHE I LOVE IT HERE

adfjlaksd after journey and mc jin are so adorable i love them

minghao looks GOOD in that green velvet ooof

and yixing ofc as always looks good

cai ming group (dance)

ou ni group (rap)

bu rong yi group (vocal)

i hate it here you guys they’re such dorks

i am so excited for thesese satges falsdjf;laskdjfalksdj

vocal group first

li ronghao is gonna introduce them

first group is hanyu’s

ugh i love him with the red hair hhhh

he is smirking at me bc he knows he looks good like when i say he is that bitch (tm) i mean it with my whole chest

god it’s so good he looks so good this group looks so good

telraewklj;lf the yuehua wens cheering on hanyu

GUAN YUE RED HAIR????? HOW DID THIS EVADE ME WHEN I WAS MAKING MY SUBPAR UNINE POST

HOW DID I MISS GY RED HAIR???? WAHT THE FUCK DOES NOBODY OUT HERE RESPECT ME AT ALL

IM GOING TO SALDFJA;LSKDJFOIOEWPQHOFND

everyone who didnt tell me about this is fake

im excited i cant stop looking at hanyu

i am lilke almost 1000000% certain that junjie did not say he gets dropsy easily i

iqiyi this is why you have human translators

they really did just cut off half of wang xinyu’s intro i

wow they really just blazing thru these intros arent they

like i think they sped up bo yuan’s

xu fangzhou’s too

adjflskd hanyu just talks so slowly in general im aksdfal;ksf

PERFORMANE TIME

HHHH

ok quick break right here for anyone that needs to get more water or apples or m&ms or use the bathroom or go and yell at their cat for climbing the curtains bc they can’t withstand her weight please stop oh my god

are y’all back?

i hope you’re ready for “you love me” bc i sure as hell ain’t :)

god their stage is so cool with the cloud lights and everything

here we go

to the training montage :))))

asldkfjlsd junjie being nervous babyyy

im going to assume rice crusts translates to rice crackers?

junjie got them mf vocaliazations on lock y’all

i get shivers everytime i hear hanyu sing what the fuck

this is my favorite stage he did yes it isss

should i screenshot this frame of hanhan..?

yes. yes i will

jsddfklajdfl li ronghao to everyone else: you need to work on a, b, c,....x, y, z”

li ronghao to xia hanyu: that one parks and rec i have done nothing wrong in my life ever / i know this and i love you

wang xinyu’s a huge dork but he got them pipes thoooo

i literally love this cover of the song they did so much you guys it’s one of my favorite stages of not just this season but the entire series as a whole like you guys do not understand just how much i love this stage it’s done so well

wait i wanna get that lil smile hanyu did hhh

cute cute cute

side note: my mother has decided to go sleep which means: c e r e a l t i m e

ahhhh he’s laugh ing i love himmm

he’s loving just fucking with the group i love ihmmm

bo yuan spilling all the tea alkdfjalsd

“yeah only junjie is scared by hanyu’s facial expressions. hanyu is actually the youngest out of all of us so he’s just a kid” *cuts to hanyu making a funny face*

*cuts to hanyu on one of those little scooter things you would have in gym class and run over your fingers with slowly gliding to the wall*

oh my god he’s so cuteeee

junjie: he is terrifying

bo yuan: he is 12

hes so baby i love him

yes we are open for loving xia hanyu hours thank you for asking

literally we arent even an hour and 15 minutes in

tho part of that is me having to do things so

oh my god his laugh

please hanyu i have a ring and my knee is on the ground T.T

me, proposing to chinese men who will never meet me an have no idea i exist? it’s more likely than you’d think!

are...are they watching a drama?

i really hope that they are

oh my god are they watching yanxi palace?? are they watching youwei’s show?? please oh please let me be right i would scream

everyone else: *watching the drama intently on the phone*

junjie and bo yuan: *arguing*

i wnat to know what they were watchign and for whyyyy

akldsfjlsakd “we should sing to each other and let us see the emotions to make sure we’re doing it right”

junjie: *can’t make it past a measure before he cracks*

xinyu: *taking it fucking seriously*

adsjfla;sdf xu fangzhou made him crack i

xia hanyu: i don’t burst into laughter easily

xia hanyu 0.00003452 seconds later: alkdkjfasldkjfoewihpfiugwhsn

OH AND HE IS ON THE GROUND

xinyu babyyyy

“why does everyone keep laughing??? do i look funny???”

wang xinyu: im a guy who can make xia hanyu tender and soft! ^-^

xia hanyu: .....ehhhhhhhhhhmmmmm :|

ahhh i cant wait to watch the full stage i love it a lot

stage time???

S TAGE TIME

im so excited i reallylike this stage a lot

ugh its so good look at taht the clouds and the fog hhhhh

YASSS JUNJIE POP TF OFF WITH THEM NOTES HONEY

the goosebumps have set in

bo yuan’s voice is really nice guys

fangzhou ughhhhhhhh

pleaseeee with the eyes

HANYU BABEY

yixing is sisnging aloagnafhqwpeoihwof

like literally my favorite stage on god

xinyu bitch adjf;alskdjf

i cant take junjie seriously with that neck tie thing

oh yes the note

here YAAAAAAAAAAADSFJAS;DLFKJAK;DLFA UGH HE IS THAT BITCH OH MY GDO

YIXING IS SO RIGHT

I FEEL LIKE CRYIGNT TEY DID SO GOOD THIS IS SO GOOD I LOVE THIS STAGE SO MCUH

IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL FUCK

GOD IT’S SO GOOD YOU GUYS

I LITERALLY TEARED UP

if the senior seniors say anything bad about hanyu im travelling back in tieme to fight them

nothing but love ok thats good

hanyu is about to end junjie’s entire life alkdfjalskdj

oh hanyu is out here to romance the youth producers oh my god

again i have a ring and i am kneeling sir

alsdkfjsldk i love their chemistry

ok results coming in

i do not understand hwat is going on oh these are their placements

hanyu was no. 1 in the group

they’re such dorks i love them

oh my god this post is so long im changing it into part 1 and part 2 so

this is the end of part one thank you for watching

i will not apologize for the amount of hanyu talk as it was most of this part anyways

anadslkjfalsd

ok so i’ll see you in the next post!

#unine's run #youth with you #ywy #idol producer #cpop #e6 p1 #jae.txt #jae.wwm

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Broduce 101: Episode 10 (Quick Livestream Recap)

This post contains spoilers.

We go straight up to the Regal Chair of Doom for the elimination opening.

There are a few hair changes! Minki is dark haired again, while Sanggyun had an ashy blond dye job and a trim.

They’re not sure what the cut off is because of the rumours and the doubt BoA’s script had provided last episode.

Hyunbin ambitiously wants to be first, and the trainees laugh their heads off at this proclamation.

Entrance pose time!

Pledis trainees come in by imitating Nu’est maknae Minki’s disjointed shoulder trick.

Little Lee Woojin does the thigh touching move from sexy concept song Open.

MMO trainees, Daniel and Jisung, dance to Sistar’s Touch My Body. It makes me feel low key bitter because my girls :(

RBW Lee Gunhee did some hip swinging.

Extra as hell, Fantagio Ong Sungwoo brought a bag with him to recreate his now iconic moment from the work out episode.

WH Creative Seo Sungyhuk did some of IKYK choreo. Cutie

YGK+ Kwon Hyunbin did the robot.

Popular WinkDeep boys Maroo Park Jihoon and C9 Bae Jinyoung did twin moves

Ardor and Able hilariously recreate a reference to Noh Taehyun’s viral stomach scratching picture.

Starship Jung Sewoon did the world’s tiniest Nayana gesture.

CUBE chicks do a Twice Knock Knock reference.

OUI Donghan did a weird dance move on the floor.

Only top 20 gets through. So this rumour was right. It’s like Mnet’s playing two lies one truth lol

BoA gets ajumeoni claps as she enters. That dress looks like something from Red Velvet’s closet though.

Fanservice to soothe the pain begins with cute dorm footage.

Snack time is abound in the dorms once again. One trainee carries what looks like a fuckin mountain of cup ramen across the room at some point.

They reveal a bit of first week footage with the HOTSHOT boys depositing their luggage in the waiting room. Sungwoon’s massive show insole falls out and he gets embarrassed, all ‘When did this come out??’

Sunghyuk has a bit where he comes into to visit his hyungs and gets scolded for his informality. He gets visibly scared by Jihoon’s sternness, leaving with his tail between his legs until Ong-ssi calls him back.

Ong-ssi: Why’d you come in here?

Sunghyuk (looking like he may cry): For...no reason.

All the hyungs: Oh, that’s good! :D I’m glad you came to see us!!! :))

Sunghyuk almost passes out in relief when he realises they were teasing him lol

There’s a cut of how the boys all pull out make up to touch up when production staff calls for a break, yanking out their compacts and pat-patting away at their faces.

Jisung eomma is the funniest of all of course, whipping out the compact with a flourish and patting his too red lips to blend them out.

Ong-ssi puts on a few dozen coats of tinted lip balm and gets ticked off by staff for the red lips visible across the hall

Jaehwan touches up Baekho’s nose for him

Another cut is product placement for face packs, its a sponsored bit (you can always tell when Samuel’s acting, bless him) but they play around well with the differently coloured mask creams.

Sungwoon gets 101 written on his face by his dongsaengs, Jihoon makes himself up like a panda while Baekho gets a beard. He’s very pleased with it. A universal cutie.

Deffo more natural PPL than the herbal supplement.

There’s a cut of early morning shower singing from vocal kids RIP FNC Yoo Hwiseung, getting screentime once he’s been kicked.

Sad practice shots with Jaehwan’s acoustic guitar backing and singing of Nayana. I ALREADY FEEL BAD FOR THEM FUK U MNET

Cut to more cheerful trainee time.

Noh Taehyun once again has to heatedly defend himself because of his stomach clip after already having to clarify he’s not a crybaby. He claims the clip was from after a rehearsal sesh, and he was hot and sweaty so, “I WAS FANNING MYSELF I WASN’T SCRATCHING MY TUMMY EVERYONE!!”

CUBE kids explain their initial awkwardness. Their company wanted them to be clear hyung-dongsaeng on the show, but they were friends while they were trainees earlier. This means Seonho can’t use banmal with him anymore and has to remember to call Guanlin hyung. It doesn’t affect Lai Guanlin, but Seonho is still adjusting lol

Minhyun likes sweet boy Seonho, but the younger kid keeps hugging him and is really fond of skinship.

Minhyun: It’s like he’s my girlfriend...he needs to dial it down a bit.

Seonho: It’s just because I love my hyung???!

Daehwi gets a stool to stand on for his individual bit, and is mildly indignant about it. He doesn’t think he’s that short and pulls out massive insoles from his shoes before also ratting out Sasuke Uchiha cosplayer Bae Jinyoung’s use of insoles.

His friend is not happy, and has to reveal his own massive foam shoe inserts.

Bae Jinyoung: They’re only 2cm!!

Staff: Only because you’re pressing down on them like that.

Auntie Jisung, true to form, mentions Daniel’s night talking.

“Mom, you’re embarrassing me!!” - Kang Daniel, probably.

Red lip tint fans Daniel and Sanggyun get called out for their always pink lips, and Daniel gets his own back by pointing out that Yoon Jisung also always wears tons of it.

Kang Daniel called my boy with his ludicrous pink lips an ajumma!!

Sewoon loves his awkward wink edited with post its on his face and the Jaehwan and Sewoon vocal ship continues to sail.

Hosts Auntie Jisung and Ong Sungwoo for basketball manga oppa times

Ong-ssi: Why are you here? Did you trainees only come to have fun here on the show?

Auntie Jisung: Yes. I did.

They chant ONGSUNG ONGSUNG ONGSUNG for themselves. New comedy MC duo, I loaf

Speed quiz is first up, with sexy waves from OngSung MCs.

Showtime team do okay, Samuel flips onto his back to act out samgyetang. I died. How do you even think of that.

IKYK: Moonbok hard carries. He’s so pretty but that hairstyle...a topknot and scarf wrapped around his head..I wear my own hair like that for house cleans. Taedong quivers for a bit when he gets his word, before dancing The Boys for SNSD.

Open: Daniel does a piss poor imitation of Baekho, who laughs like a baby the whole segment. Seonho gets Ahn Junyoung (the P101 main producer) and wavers for a bit before yelling, ”Ah! PASS!”

Oh Little Girl: Ayn Hyungseob has apple hair! He struggles to convey swag, imitating Baekho and Daniel to no avail. His team finally gets it only because Lee Euiwoong hears Noh Taheyun say, ‘Ah, Hyungseobie definitely has none of this at all!!’

Never: Lai Guanlin passes because he doesn’t know the word...twice; he can’t read Hangul well and the words are too difficult. One of them is an old fashioned Korean flute like?? It’s a hard word and how do you act it out? Poor kiddo

IKYK team wins this segment.

Next game is a game where duos come forth from each team; one trainee does an elephant nose spin, and then runs to apply lipstick on his waiting teammate.

My heart soars at Sanggyun and Jisung representing Showtime

Sewoon falls multiple times and when he gets to Euiwoong, he keeps shaking. Euiwoong gets more and more impatient and Sewoon finally gets shoved by an annoyed hamster.

Jisung veers off and falls like fifteen times before getting to Sanggyun. After, Sanggyun looks at himself and thinks it’s sort of sexy. “You look pretty!!” says excited Auntie Jisung, gleefully.

BNM Jonghyun has a scary determined look throughout.

Kim Yongguk can’t even spin straight, falling over every two spins like a new born puppy. He crawls to Kenta, who waits patiently to have his whole face attacked viciously with red lipstick

Kenta, when the trainees go into splits and Yongguk is still stabbing his cheeks with lipstick: WHY? WHY??

Lee Daehwi remains perfectly, characteristically competent, calmly dabbing on Wartortle GodJonghyun’s lips like a seasoned make up artist.

Yoo Seonho gets to draw again on a caring hyung picked by him, so he picks Daniel

Jaehwan picks Emperor Hwang for redoing the segment. Jaehwan runs lopsided and dementedly fast to draw on his hyung, frightening poor Gunhee on the sidelines.

Seonho applies eight hundred layers of red on Daniel’s mouth lol

The next game is team jump roping and posing for a photo

This was hilarious - you have to look them up, I died laughing at their faces mid air. These are the pictures I’m getting blown up and signed if I ever see them in person.

Open team wins overall, and receives the PPL face packs.

After this dose of healing (this is what Jonghyun calls the segment, with another of his ha ha HAs) cuteness, we go back to elims.

The rankings from last episode are finally revealed for the highest ranking from the live audience. To no one’s surprise, Daniel won the 220,000 benefit.

1 and 20 to be revealed last for the suspense

Jung Sewoon ranked 19.

Woodam and Donghan have a depressingly self aware discussion about how they know they’re lucky to have this far.

Joo Haknyeon is 18. The boys are all shocked but he’s had awful press lately. He’s losing grace swiftly, and this is his first time falling out of top 11.

BNM Im Youngmin has fortunately made it at 17, despite the (totally undeserved) hate he received. He even apologised, for some reason

CUBE Seonho was 16, he almost fell out his seat with shock as his name was called.

Ren, Hyungseob and Jaehwan all make it in succession.

Minhyun’s apparent ‘mistaken’ reveal of his rank was at 12 but it’s Pledis Kang Dongho at 12. The trainees all imitate Baekho’s Boy in Love head bob lol

Pledis Minhyun makes it at 11. He’s handsome on the big screen, and sings at BoA’s request. All the trainees have a shim koong.

Lee Daaehwi at 10. I’m grateful he stays top 11 though a cutie

MMO Yoon Jisung makes it at 9!! YES HE’S BACK IN TOP 11 I LOVE MY AUNTIE!!

So do the trainees, they’re all more excited than he is at his rank, there’s a veritable swarm as they congratulate their eomma.

Samuel’s having a breakdown from nerves.

Auntie Jisung’s ugly crying is slightly muted this time - his company must have scolded him. Daniel is super relieved his hyung’s back in top 11, and Jisung thanks people for supporting him and his dream.

Ong Sungwoo is safe at number 8. BoA asks him to do his Ong-slate bit, which of course, he does with every bit of over the top acting he can.

Nation’s leader Angel God Jonghyun dropped to 7, but at least Wartortle’s safe.

Good shot of the empty Nu’est seats as Jonghyun thanks the voters for supporting him and his fellow Pledis trainees.

Brand New Music Park Woojin makes it to 6! He still has an eye patch on, I hope he’s recovering well. BoA asks him to do his famous snaggle-toothed smile. A cutie.

Samuel’s proper freaking out but he makes it at 5. He thanks all his Showtime hyungs by name but forgets Jisung, adding him last when he realises. Jisung, my drama queen, pouts in mock offence

Goodness, you can really see the relief on Samuel’s face when he sinks into his chair, my poor kid.

BoA calls out Ha Sungwoon and Bae Jinyoung for the next two possible ranks

Ha Sungwoon can’t stop yelling in shock for being in the top 5, he just screams endlessly. When the camera points at him for the shot right before BoA announces his name, he thinks it’s someone else in his row because he really wasn’t expecting it.

ME NEITHER MATE THERE IS SOME FAIRNESS IN THE WORLD I LIVE FOR THIS RISE

Bae Jinyoung is 4. The two pick voting helped him climb back up, WinkDeep sails. In celebration, he does the aegyo bit from his intro.

Sungwoon makes it at number 3 (more slightly muted screaming)

I’m that tear waterfall pokemon gif, and so is he, sort of. This caught me off guard but I love being wrong about this sort of stuff.

Popular kids, teen pick Jihoon and noona pick Daniel for top two.

Daniel and Little Woojin exchange non-forced reassurance as they wait for his rank to be announced.

Sidenote while watching the livestream: That Cha Eunwoo kid is in a lot of ads for a rookie. He’s rather handsome.

MMO Kang Daniel ranks number 1. It’s his first time, he never thought he’ll be Jihoon’s rival, but he’s deeply grateful.

Which puts Park Jihoon at a safe 2. He thanks his fans for their continued support. His consistency has been incredible, he’s never left the top of the pyramid.

Last trainee for the cut off at 20. These shots of my eliminated talented boys makes me sad.

They draw out my pain by showing the ranks from 35 upwards, and having the trainees speak as they get booted.

Bye little maknae Lee Woojin, star vocal Park Woodam, RBW meme Lee Gunhee and musicial kid Kim Yehyun

All of I Know You Know got booted. My sweet boy WH Creative Seo Sunghyuk cries. The Vibe knight boy Taedong and blond pretty kid OUI Donghan are composed. They must have all expected this.

Oh, Donghyun. His BNM trainees look like they’re going to cry as he asks the voters to support them.

Sanggyun spits some sugar coated bitterness, Noh Taehyun and Takada Kenta are graceful.

Visual dark horse Moonbok, who got played by Mnet the most, leaves the show too. He really speaks very prettily. 3

BoA says this isn’t the end for their careers. I wish I can be that optimistic.

Yuehua Lee Euiwoong doesn’t make the cut. You can see Hyungseob’s face fall.

YGK+ Kwon Hyunbin is eliminated at 22. He says a nice ment too, but lasting this long considering his background and skillset is just miraculous.

It’s between Kim Yongguk and Lai Guanlin for rank 20.

Honestly, I’d never have guessed this in a million years. Kim Yongguk, maybe, because of his lack of clear broship, but Cube chicks must get a lot of their hype from teenagers.

Lai Guanlin makes it by the skin of his teeth.

We have to say goodbye to Arctic Fox Kim Yongguk. This feels so unfair, he had such a nice, melancholy tone.

Daniel leads the ending salutations to the national producers.

Last voting period opens, and it’s one pick. This season has been super makjang for real. Far out.

We cut to a new day, the top 20 trainees have gathered for final evaluation mission. BoA reminds them this is the final, debut mission for the live broadcast finale.

The trainees will be split into two teams to perform one of two songs, Super Hot or Hands on Me. I’m keen to hear these songs, the composers are really well known. The choreography has to be created by the trainees themselves.

Harvey Mason and his team created Hands On Me, the demo sounds like a laid back jazzy track that will probably go the IKYK way (hashtag bitter).

Ryan Jhun, who composed Nayana and EXO’s Love Me Right, my favourite EXO title song by far, wrote Super Hot, which is more funky, fast paced.

I take a minute to thank Mother Mary for the lack of EDM. Let’s hope it doesn’t jump out on me when I hear the full songs.

Positions depend on rank, with low ranking trainees picking first and the higher ones possessing the ability to replace them if they want the position.

Im Youngmin’s penalty for leaking spoilers is that he has to take what’s left over, so he picks first and can be replaced.

Seonho ambitiously displaces Haknyeon for sub-vocal 3 on Super Hot, pushing him down to 4.

Hyungseob pushes Joo Haknyeon further down to 5 lol

Then Daehwi pushes him to rapper 1

Jonghyun comes in to shove him to the other team, as vocal 6 for Hands on Me.

Dead. His fellow trainees seemingly have no faith in him at all.

Jaehwan takes his rightful place as main vocal for Hands on Me.

Sewoon had picked sub vocal 1 on the same song earlier, wanting to sing with Jaehwan.

Minhyun continues to be a Joseon level strategist by pushing Sewoon to a different team. Samuel moves him back but to a lower vocal position.

Daniel changes Sungwoon’s team from Hands on Me sub vocal 1 to Super Hot but promotes him to main vocal on there so it works out well.

Everyone on Super Hot understandably wants to be centre considering the timing of the mission and they all sing the main chorus line to compete.

Samuel has to create the choreo and formations as the strongest dance trainee. His teammates come up with a bunch of unhelpful suggestions and he’s stressing out again.

Ong-slate opens on Hands on Me discussions.

They’re discussing leader, Ong-ssi surprisingly nominates himself and receives the position.

Again, everyone wants to be centre and audition with the ‘killing part’ but they don’t show centre pick.

We see the eliminated trainees crying at the eliminations again before next week’s trailer and ranks.

Below is a comprehensive list of this week’s rankings. I’ll post the entire set this time, because we’re down to only 20 :(

Kang Daniel

Park Jihoon

Ha Sungwoon

Bae Jinyoung

Kim Samuel

Park Woojin

Kim Jonghyun

Ong Sungwoo

Yoon Jisung

Lee Daehwi

Hwang Minhyun

Kang Dongho

Kim Jaehwan

Ahn Hyungseop

Choi Minki

Yoo Seonho

Im Youngmin

Joo Haknyeon

Jung Sewoon

Lai Guanlin

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