#damn man thats crazy

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Damn girl you fucked up.

@unda-dsk

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #your words destroyed my planet #ywdmp #damn man thats crazy #scophophobia #cw eye contact

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Y'all heard that song "one of your girls" by Troye Sivan its Pining TimKon coded. Cuz like:

"Give me a call if you ever get lonely I'll be like one of your girls or your homies Say what you want, and I'll keep it a secret You got the key to my heart, and I need it Give me a call if you ever get desperate I'll be like one of your girls"

#LIKE SOZ IS THE COMPULSARY HETEROSEXUALITY IN THE ROOM WITH US RN? #just think about it ok #cuz like up until DC pride event with Bernard Timmy wimmy was “straight” as hell right #and kon is like a play by play 90s ladies man/girl crazy atm too so #so like in any pining situation both the homies are like “oh no he's straight” and like damn! they mooning! Pining! sad! #also just the language used in this song is so like viscerally funny and yet oof ouch my heart cuz like you like this person so much you- #want them to use you and you'll be whoever they need u to be #i'm just thinking ok! #none of the cannon girlies come for me rn this is the sad pining au corner #To be fair I don't think either of them would cry over their feelings for eachother #it's more so that I think this song would reflect like pit of their soul/ never gonna admit this shit to anyone feelz #Tim and Conner are one thing and thats emotionally unavaliable! #but also...the gender convo...“do I wanna be a girl or do I just want him to like me like one....” #food for thought #more like food for the looney tunes am I right lads #TimKon #DC #Batman #Tim Drake #Conner Kent #Kon-el #superboy #red robin #this is not about sad meow meow tim keep ya'll man away from me I don't want him

[welcometoteyvat]

jing yuan and yanqing are giving zhongli and xiao if the latter’s canon relationship was Actually fanon’s made up father figure/adopted child dynamic

#idkkkkkkkkkkkkk who looks at zx and is like 'you know what. this is a healthy parent child relationship' #like girl by fitting them into father son boxes you are actively making their relationship imbalance Worse #if you do that and dont shy away from it i respect that but if you say dad/son makes their relationship more wholesome or whatever like WHY #now i wont deny shippers might do that too but i see the dad son version so much i think im just averse to it by default #also because i think father son makes people actively Try to make their relationship something that its not and it erases a bunch of subtlet #subtleties in it. it's the nuanced r/ship -> entirely unproblematic and flavorless r/ship that i hate #also the number of people who'll block if you ship zx. like damn thats crazy you guys really think theyre father son (fake)??? #at their peak they're like. 4000 year old guys who have too much history and repression and some weird entanglement of 'nah im bothering him #too much' and 'gotta protect him w my life' complexes. and then this devolves into theyre never gonna kiss until 3000 more years have passed #listen they just Contain Multitudes idc if you dont ship it just dont make it into dad and son and we will be so gucci #jing.yuan and yanqing are like different i think mostly bc yanqing is actually like a minor and jing yuan is also a normal ish person #plus the light cone and the abouts?? yeah this is an actual like adopted parent/child thing #also good or bad news i caved and am now playing hsr. the plan is to pull yanqing and then go on infinite hiatus in the game 👍 #JWKFLJWEK i dont think theres really any draws for me besides him. personally neutral on turn based combat and the open world isn't giving #the only saving grace i have rn is 1) ive gotten to the part where bron.seele is real and man theyre gay 2) trailblazer trio 3) tall female #mc 4) everyone has way better emoting abilities than genshin 5) su.shang's really cute <3 #the story doesnt really interest me though its like cool but not mindgrippingly interesting #tbf i think genshin is the same way storyline wise (at the beginning) but the difference is that turn based combat isnt really my thing LMAO #ramblings! #zhongxiao #if you want to filter it out ??

[bylertruther]

the crazy thing abt will and mike is that we mostly learn will is gay because other people tell us he is, but we learn that mike is gay (despite him telling us he's not, begging us to pls see tht he's not gay) because literally everything that he does is so fucking gay. because in him trying to not be gay he is just being so unbelievably extra fucking gay without realizing. like. el is literally his red herring idc i'll say it stone me if u must but the truth must be said !!!!

#why is he always so crazy to save and protect will and even just to figure out if he's okay #but if el is missing he's like damn... tht sucks... but stays his ass at home. calls on his radio but thts it. #he doesn't Go Insane and put himself n everyone he loves in danger jus to find her. he knows she's out there. he SAW her. and yet!! #and when he fucks up with her he needs someone (lucas and will) to hold his hand n guide him through it (which NEVER fucking works #bc they don't know her how mike SHOULD know her as her bf but i digress) but when he fucks up with will HE LITERALLY DOES EXACTLY WHAT #OTHER CHARACTERS ARE TELLING HIM HE NEEDS TO DO FOR EL (LUCAS) OR EXACTLY WHAT OTHER CHARACTERS ARE TELLING EL THAT HE'LL DO FOR HER (MAX) #EL IS LITERALLY CRYING BEGGING PLEADING SAYING YOU DON'T EVEN LOVE ME WHY CAN'T YOU SAY IT YOU THINK I'M A MONSTER #AND HE'S LIKE 😰🤐😶🫥 BUT WILL CONFESSES UNDER HER NAME AND THEN /PROMPTS HIM/ TO SAY WHATEVER HE NEEDED TO SAY #AND SUDDENLY /THATS/ WHEN HE CAN SAY I LOVE YOU?!!? FOR THE FIRST FUCKING TIME????? #AND THEN AFTERWARD WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING HE JUST BRUSHES IT OFF???????????? #YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT A GAY MAN? YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT'S NOT A HOMOSEXUAL? #meanwhile will has always just been will. the Biggest hint we got was s4 him moving his foot away. but other than that it was always subtle #ppl calling him slurs. bc everything else they PURPOSELY made it so tht it could be either he's just Not There Yet or Could Be gay #but mike is just so. he's fucking gay bro how else can i say it like 😭 #mine #mike

[eye-cri]

Does he look like Zeus here or am I being delusional ° ° °

#i miss zeus man. we just had zeus week but i already miss him again #wizardess heart #damn thats crazy resa

[qualityrain]

ik hny is abt satoko and her (lack of) autonomy but damn isnt it depressing to see her constantly being pressured to do something she doesnt really want to do over and over and the way she just kind of follows peoples plans like the whole time its her family then shinpei then kotaro then mitsueda and then asagiri and now asagiri wants to take something from her that to satoko losing it is worse than death and its like man. and the worst thing is that shes doing all this complying to peoples plans just so she can go back home and follow somebody elses. tachibana give her a break im begging you

#claude txt #not to bring this back to romance and shit but like yk what. maybe it is important satoko realises her feelings #on her own. #even if there is pressure. from like asagiri. for it. #she goes yk what im doing this on my own terms im writing a letter #and she realises her feelings on her own #that she chooses to keep it to herself until it is time #because yeah kotaro is lile shes naive and stuff and she is or whatever #but the facr rhat she chooses for herself despite yk kotaro. #all this to say yk that song by mitski that is like my love is mine all mine #yeah. satoko. #good god thats the only thing she chooses and fully owns herself #yk what tachibana take all her pain and give it to shinpei or something please #shinpei whump i crave it #lord shinpei rlly is the only thing she ever really chooses for her own self huh that she will #ignore tamakis advice she will ignore asagiri she will ignore kotaro and she will do this herself #its 2am i have to wake uo at 6am tmr for work pray for me #in 9 when satoko is like damn shinpei doesnt know shit abt love but i onow even less! girl i think u know more than him 💀 im sorry girl #man. shinpei would ask her constantly if she still likes him and shit and she will dodge that shit like crazy #because shinpei doesnt rllt care…all he needs is the Bare Bare Bare Minimum… #so satokos just free to dodge all the love questions w/o consequence and figure it out herself #tachibana. please. take all her pain and give it to mitsueda or something. #please. Please. #not enough shinpei suffering in hny i think (ik hes so messed up alr) #do it for me. i want him suffering. #please just let satoko be happy for once w/o strings attached

[hecksupremechips]

Girl like. The reason he said "this is how it should be" and faced death with a smile....is cuz he wanted to die. For 2 years he sat there thinking he was worthless and deserved to die. If he hadn’t be shot, his death would’ve been suicide, he was fully planning to die in a gutter somewhere undetected. When saying "this is how it should be" hes literally saying "don’t cry because I’m dying, my death is a good thing actually because I fucking suck and you are better off without me". I don’t think that’s badass even slightly, it’s actually really sad and really shitty. Shinjiro is so convinced that he deserves to die and hates the idea of anyone giving a shit about him because he literally can’t wrap his mind around the idea that he will be missed when he’s gone, that his death is a bad thing actually. And his last words were meant to be comforting because he fully did not intend for anyone to be there when he died, he intended to die alone, so he says them as a reminder that he’s not worth crying over

Personally, if it were me, if I was holding my dying best friend in my arms who was deeply depressed and suicidal and he said "this is how it should be" uh. I wouldn’t admire him for it??? Like am I losing my mind when I say the way this game handles Shinji is bad or is anyone else seeing this too 😰

#its like okay listen i understand the basic math of any persona game they say things and everything they say is actually #very bad when you think about it for more than 3 seconds #like what theyre intending to do with the death of this character is be like oh no your sad friend dies tragically thats so saddddd #but that doesnt mean you cant live a wonderful life full of meaning you cant let grief consume you life is beautiful awagga #and i guess shinji is a specific character whos used cuz i guess its more tragic that he never realized he was worthy of life and shit #and i guess its also like ‘dont be like this guy who let grief consume him and then died you gotta Be Different’ #which i dont. love. that last part cuz if you think about shinji and what led him down this road #its like. of course hes depressed! he accidentally killed a woman with a child when he was 16! #he himself is an orphan and he just made some other kid an orphan as well and it happened cuz his persona went out of control #which very much can translate to ‘this must mean im dangerous and can hurt everyone if im not kept under control’ #so of course he isolated himself and believed he was evil and became suicidal like who wouldnt feel that way #like am i supposed to be mad he left sees and took drugs cuz uh while i dont think isolation or Evil Drug is good for his mental health #i dont think him continuing to fight in sees is something he can just easily do again given how he killed someone like he shouldnt have to #be a part of this thing anymore like how would he even safely get castor to not do that??? he cant kill more people on accident! #so yeah like using shinji as an example of bad coping mechanisms is already just. a big fucking oof to me like it just feels like the game #is saying he shouldve gotten over it and simply not be suicidal and stayed on the team. idk if thats the intent but uh it wouldnt faze me #cuz persona games are notoriously awful at writing characters who are traumatized and abused #but what makes everything even worse is how the game kinda like. acts like shinjis death is a stepping stone #like we’re supposed to use it as a wake up call and understand the stakes but keep going on anyways #and akihiko and Ken get. ‘great character development’ according to the game telling you they have now developed #but damn all akihiko is is just repressed he cries for 3 seconds and then is like I SHOULD MAN UP and then neglects a depressed child #shinjis dying words are words to live by now even though they piss me the fuck off like girl am i crazy HES FUCKING #HES TELLING ME NOT TO CRY OVER HIM BECAUSE HE SHOULD BE DEAD ACTUALLY AND THIS IS A GOOD THING ACTUALLY #like if the game wants us to still find meaning in life despite losing someone it just really hurts that shinji has to die for that to work #apparently. cuz the character i see myself in is shinji. not some perfect prettyboy who does everything perfectly and has 4 gfs #his death seems like a punishment for bad behavior. the bad behavior being of course depression and drug use. and im simply supposed to be #better than that if i want to live. and we dont get to form a connection with him cuz thats gayyyyy #and his death is like a NOBLE HEROIC SACRIFICE idk its just such bullshit to me i hate it so bad #how is killing a suicidal guy and then treating it as admirable that he said ‘this is how it should be’ supposed to make me feel #makes me feel sick personally and it ruins the entire game’s theme to me because its fucking shallow and the story is bad and im tired

[dark-side-blog3]

Time to lower rent into the negatives.

Former British Prime Minister: Boris Johnson, wrote about extensive smegma so encrusted on a character that it could be smelled through his clothes, on an American sniper named Pickles, in his 2004 thriller Seventy-Two Virgins. In context, this is described from the perspective of a girl sharpshooter currently pinned under him, flat on her back, as he kneels on her shoulders, so he can take a shot.

So you can rest unassured knowing that Boris Johnson used the madeup word "smegmatic" to describe one of his badass heroes while having said guy basically queening a chick.

#and honestly man sucked but thats based. yes man show us your repressed kinks! #scent kink and filth kink and public sex and DAMN DUDE YOU CHOSE SMEGMA DESCRIPTION? #Also in the next sentece girl sniper proceeds to bite him in the nuts #Pickle then says (Yowk). Actual qoute. fucking crazy #cbt too wow boris why bother doing politics you could have wrote a booktok hit #not yandere #smegma

[definitelynotafurinasimp]

The depression you feel after finishing a series you like really hits worse the longer it was...

#i dont want to be present when one piece ends... #thats gonna be crazy man #i just finished the yamada kun and the seven witches manga #the anime was pretty good but damn. i didnt know theres like 5 times as much content after the animes end #i loved every second of it #and now.... #it's over #FUUUUUU-

[sonic-adventure-3]

did her elbow pads, all around cleaned up her hair and got it merged seamlessly with her head, did her shirt collar, and did shoe collar + stupid wing things!!! i attempted to do her jacket collar but it's wayy too finicky and tiny and if i kept at it i was gonna kill someone. really thin but 3d parts, like her bangs, and like all the collars are fucking hellish. remind me to never design or model anything with more than one part like that ever again. once again i find myself asking why the fuck did i design squabble like this and why is she the first thing i attempt to model???? its maybe slightly worth it cause she's starting to look real cute and okay yeah it is kinda incredible seeing my oc in 3 dimensions.

goal for next time: jacket collar, ribbon, tail. mayyybe add more detail to the shoes. figure out how to use uv so i can do flat colour texture. maybe start figuring out articulation

end goal: finished model, simplistic texture, enough articulation for 2 different poses (rigged if im lucky or ambitious, manual via segmentation if im not), 2 props, maybe a 3 second simple animation.

#if i keep with 3d modeling then someday i really really wanna put a model i make in a sonic game #thats it's own can of worms a fair ways down the line though #rambles #3d adventures #okay damn i just looked at the first screenshot i have of this process. before i knew how to edgeloop or extrude selection #i think before i even knew i could press shift or ctrl for finer control when selecting shit #and like damn okay im doing pretty fuckin well for myself man with all of 3 days practice #i have not touched any 3d modeling software ever other than when i attended only the first day of a camp some 7 or 8 years ago #but here i am with like a full character. damnnnnnnn #idk how i have the skills for this. this shits crazy #gif warning

[succubi-tch]

Thinking about the last roommate I had and how I wasn't allowed to use any sort of cleaning chemical in our dorm because she had some fuckass pet bird that if it inhaled a micron of Human Created Product it would fucking die

And evidently our counters were always dirty (and/or she was a fucking slob, cause her fat ass was) because a few times after I'd put ice in my tumbler for the day. The water would start to fucking taste like onions?? And I thought I was tripping for the first few days

Until I saw her nasty ass cutting up scallions, leaving them on the counter, and realizing one must've gotten stuck to the bottom of my fucking ice tray that I then stacked on top of another ice tray to save space in the freezer for her. 💀

I fished a scallion chunk out of my water tumbler that day. She thought it was hilarious and lost it and I also kind of laughed just so it wouldn't drive me insane, but hindsight? I should have just killed her to avoid literally everything (instigated by her) that precipitated the onion water incident.

#its so funy that bird was so fucking annoying. ''he came from an abusjve family so now he screeches incessantly whenever literally anyone #enters the house'' great!!! where do i sign up to be your roommate again next year⁉️ #its funny cause thats actually what killed our friendship. she had a b/pd fueled srgument with me because I thought it was bad for #my mental health to room with her again. anyway covid hit and no one roomed with anyone so 🤷‍♀️ she tried to be friends after that. #..nah fam. you spent over two hours grasping at straws trying to vilify me over a mental illness that is the very definition of #a you problem. sorry #i think ill tag this as #the roommate chronicles #anyway that was... 5 years ago? end of 2019? damn man #its taken me this long to talk about it #i had to hide so much of myself from her cause i did not feel safe expressing those parts of myself to her (she was a crazy insane leftie) #that and she had a tumblr blog. pretty sure i blocked her years ago cause shes not following me (made sure of it) #turned reblogs off so she wouldn't see this so. yeah <-paranoia

[cruelsister-moved2]

I think about this part all the time when i see online conversations about bigotry and oppression that focus on the most cartoonish and blatant (and isolated) iterations (also often explicitly associated with an 'uneduated' [working class and/or nonwhite] perpetrator), rather than the subtle structural machinations which actually serve to fundamentally define the way a marginalised person is able to move through society. & the way people are able to affect an academic posture when discussing a form of oppression which they themselves benefit from and participate in which allows them to appear to transcend this relationship altogether, making them not only not complicit in this relationship but also actually better placed to comment on it than either those who perpetuate it or those who are marginalised by it.

you can read the whole article here if you're interested I would really recommend it :)

#L----0 temporarily retiring from the most blatant transmisogyny to literally be like 'antisemitism is silly and its all just people who #believe jews can magically turn into dragons' or whatever and not like something our whole society revolves aroundin so many ways #and her sources are all about like medieval art history and not like. contemporary living discussions #which is literally a reflection of antisemitism that prefers dead jewish ppl passive jewish ppl and reflections of jewish ppl in the xtian #imagination... #'i can only find zionist sources on antisemitism' damn thats crazy did you know im killing you inside my mind rn. incidentally!! #i would literally screenshot like the whole article so please just read the whole thing:) #like its so crazy because youre both claiming not to participate in [in this case misogyny] AND perpetuating misogyny at the very same time #rendering women as less objective and worse commentators than you BECAUSE they participate in misogyny (as objects of it) and you dont at a #MAN!!!

[catamaurrr-star]

genshin melusines just like me fr. i too want to study people

#like damn we feel !! thats crazy man #how do we do that!!!!!!!!!!!!! #incase you havent already noticed. i am VERY VERY VERY interested in psychology #maurposting

[jiminsfault]

did hatsuharu fr show the glasses guy his pubes💀

#man #thats crazy #i mean it does proof that the haircolor is natural but DAMN #thats so crazy😭 #fruits basket hatsuharu #hatsuharu sohma

[kil9]

I kinda hate that stupid "throw all the other lgbt flags on top of the lgbt flag instead of just educating people that it's an lgbt flag not just gay" but I'd be lying if I said it didn't bring some comfort when I see it.... especially with more and more transphobes from the woodwork using their lgbt status to excuse themselves..... like yeah I guess it is kinda nice 😓

#99.txt #also yeah thats something........ lgbt status as a transphobe 😐😐 #cos t*rfs love to make it about being a lesbian which is so fucking shitty to everyone incl other lesbians #like wtf you have just like thrown so many ppl under the bus ykno #its really like that ''who killed hannibal'' meme for real #cos t*rfs are like ''i am this way because im a lesbian. because i dont want a relationship with a man im gona be so awful to trans ppl'' #<- ???? which they word in some bullshit way to make it sound like it makes sense #then when ppl are like ''damn a lot of lesbian t*erfs :\\'' #they turn around and go ''how could crazy tras associate t*erfism with lesbianism like this :('' #motherfucker. YOU did that. #its not fair !!!!!

[cherry-colored-petals]

Context: me and Esther (@mixed-kester) were discussing about our yanderes from Ansy's Pen Pal event on @throwaway-yandere (gonna fix the tag with it soon oops)

Anyways I think Esther doesn't want to be with Dorian but I am perfectly fine with not having Wanderer yet hahahaha God help me if he finds out—

#🌸🍒 - navi speaks #;; I'll add more tags tomorrow its late rn and im tired lol #;; anyways i hope y'all dont mind the tags I just think its funny HAOSJSISJ #;; imagine having a fake alchemist on your tail and the other is hiding their existence from their yandere #;; crazy shit #;; .. okay sorta HAKSNSKSNSB #;; sorry Esther your (yandere) husband (Wanderer) is busy with a possessed umbrella idk what to tell you man #;; at least he aint on my ass and im not dead but damn imagine if he knows #;; terrifying thought fr #;; anyways time to get ur ass back to your husband and for me to get my revenge by visiting Dragonspine #;; if i dont come back in 2 weeks call the authorities /j #;; (in all seriousness my sleep deprived brain is speaking here and Im in a crackhead mood) #;; (very smooth brain and also somewhat sneeby wwww) #;; (thats all for my ramblings ill think abt writing about this shit again because like hell Wanderer is gonna get the actual me lmao) #;; (try harder bottom /t)