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dovesndecay · 2 days

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Side note but it's extra super mortifying to be fat and busty at the eye doctor when the guy is also like textbook white guy hot

#original post #sir please stop making direct eye contact with me while also having to adjust the equipment #to account for my belly and MASSIVE DADDYDILFERS #doc looks like a trust fund baby -- I'm sure he's probably not this is a target optometrist #but STILL

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its-elvie-innit · 3 years

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Haha hey guys! I'm here to make a list of all the Penismp characters [and side characters, everyone has a storyline and I think that's so cool!] But I'm really new to the fandom and I think I might've forgotten some 👉👈 if any of you could help me out?

So far I have!!

C!Penis

C!Shittylover

C!mommymilker

C!daddydilf

C!hairball

C!milfboss

And C!Dilflover

It'd be suuuuper helpful if you could correct my spelling or add to the list!! We're all c!penis apologists on this blog <3/p thank you!

#mcyt #penismp #penisunavailable #shittylover69

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tmmyhug · 3 years

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wait okay what are your thoughts on the c!daddydilf character arc? like. i think she was in the right for what she did but at the same time she let her morals skew a bit too much? i don’t know, but that’s part of the reason the penis smp is so fun to follow is that it’s so morally gray

honestly? i think it depends on whether you view c!mommymilker as a sympathetic character or not. she and daddydilf had such a big influence on each other during the masquerade arc, i don’t think daddydilf woulda gone nearly as far without mommymilker’s influence. like, almost killing bishbosh?? her whale hybrid son?? it’s really less of a triumphant “villain” arc and more of a pathetic corruption arc driven by the desire to please mommymilker and get grasslenburg back. i feel bad for her honestly.

#ask #bluejellie #smpenis #unreality tw

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percival-bluejay-atrocities · 3 years

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Cookie run. you’re telling me. the names “mommymilkers” and “daddydilf” are taken. but i cannot name myself “percival”.

#I CAN NAME MYSELF PERC.#LIKE- AS IN PERCOCET #BUT NOT PERCIVAL #i can do all the narcotics i want but an ox furry with daddy issues is too much 🤨

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silverwolfman458 · 4 years

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toftof06 · 6 years

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guardedbylibrarylions · 10 months

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Happy Almost FIMMF people in my phone! 😳🖤

#misha collins #supernatural #castiel #gotham knights #harvey dent #zaddydent #daddydilf #fimmf #misha’s hands #big hands #angel of thursday

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guardedbylibrarylions · 11 months

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Can’t wait until Misha’s a full Silver Fox 🤍

#misha collins #supernatural #castiel #jensen ackles #dean winchester #gotham knights #harvey dent #zaddydent #cw gotham knights #daddydilf

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guardedbylibrarylions · 1 year

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I’m about to risk it all for that old man

#misha collins #gotham knights #harvey dent #daddydilf #zaddydent

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guardedbylibrarylions · 1 year

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Misha not understanding why people would rather see him, a 48 year old father of 2, shirtless than some 20-something year old is so funny to me. Like sir, do you not see your self? Do you not understand how much of a DILF you really are? Not only do you have a half a fandom drooling for you, but you got Mr and Mrs Fix-It Fic Ackles calling you their boyfriend.

You got Dean traveling the multi verse looking for those arms you brick house stud 🤤 🥺👉🏻🖤👈🏻

#misha collins #castiel #supernatural #jensen ackles #dean winchester #cockles #jenmishdee #daddydilf #gotham knights #harvey dent

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guardedbylibrarylions · 1 year

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