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Which of these magical items would you rather own? You can't sell, trade, or rent it. Also it's 100% guaranteed that the item will never get lost or break.
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HI!!!! new commission post !!!
edit 28/2/2024: i need some money for college stuff !! i fr need money ahah !! 😨 ahah 😨😨prices went down a bit for this goal! (help)
PRICES:
full bodies are 35 20 dollars (25 shaded), and headshots are 10 5 dollars (7 shaded)! I also do discord emojis for 3 dollars each, and whatsapp stickers for 5 3 dollars each, regardless of complexity!
ADDITIONALLY. i will draw pretty much anything at all. guys. i will draw you the chucky cheese rat pregnant. hell ill draw you bowser AND chucky cheese having sex. without any extra complexity cost or nothing. ill draw your mary sue self insert french kissing those gacha characters yall like so much. i dont judge. ill draw homestuck. mordetwi. anything.
ehem. prices can be discussed, and additional characters come cheaper (any additional character will be 60% off the normal price) in drawings with multiple characters + each 10 drawings with the same price, one comes free!
i also do gifs! every second is 35 20 dollars!! (gif making is very tough).
sketch pages are 5 dollars, and can have up to 5 sketches in them!
Payment through Kofi, or PayPal! I take payment after I do the sketch, and you give me the go ahead to continue to lineart!
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WILL AND WON'T DRAW:
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DISCLAIMER: "real people" doesn't include self insert ocs; it says "suggestive" because i post these to other social media and if i write "i will draw nsfw" in all of its letters i WILL get banned off instagram i believe.; hateful art includes, but isnt limited to racism, transphobia and xenophobia.
IMAGE OF MY DOG TO ENTICE YOU TO REBLOG:
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she is in fact as dumb as she looks. thanks for reading ❤️
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literally my favorite type of tweet
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i must not lie down on my bed with my phone. lying down with my phone is the time-killer. lying down with my phone is the little mistake that brings total academic obliteration. i will face my phone. i will permit it to show me my updated tumblr feed. and when i have scrolled past a few posts i will turn over my phone and place it down. where the procrastination has gone there will be nothing. only i will remain
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Due to that post I made re: why it's hard for aros/aces to imagine a future for themselves because society tells you a romantic partner will always take priority, a lot of people (aros/aces and allos alike) are sharing stories about how they have been discarded by their close friends and it's breaking my heart. But allos and aspecs coming in and sharing how they have the same amount of love for their partners and their best friends/siblings is healing it.
Still, there are people in the tags saying that aros/aces can "never offer their partners the kind of intimacy they need" and so they shouldn't be "surprised" when they feel closer to partners than their friends. You guys are missing the point.
The point is that we should NOT be ranking our relationships. People aren't there to be ranked on a scale of "This person is my number one and this person comes after that." The point is that you need multiple people in your life. One person cannot - and should not - be responsible for giving you everything you need. Different people will give you different things that you need in life and you should value all of them.
The idea that a romantic partner will give you every single thing you need in life is a toxic idea in itself and puts undue pressure on said partner and the relationship as a whole. A best friend won't give you everything either. You NEED multiple people in your life and they will all give you a part of what you need, but there is no one perfect person out there who perfectly gives you exactly what you want. We need multiple people and they should all be valued by you. Love is not limited.
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Need more sexualities. some dlc. I propose aallllooromantic. Where you Only have romantic love. you cannot love people platonically ever.
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I love Aroace ppl they’re all so chill and nice
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Live laugh Oreos aroace ppl
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a picture of ppl in a qpr captioned "historians will say they were lovers"
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i need to (remembers that suicide jokes only hurt yourself and those around you) fag it up
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Rip homer you would've loved AO3
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THE SIMPSONS?????
Rip homer you would've loved AO3
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yet another reason to switch to firefox
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Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs
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