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justaghostingon · 2 months

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In Which Kaeya and Kaveh Have a Horrible Missunderstanding

It starts at a bar in Sumeru. Kaeya is technically on buisness, but really he’s just having “fun” if fun is meeting another khanrian who drops a lore bomb, steals Kaeya’s company (traveler), and leaves without paying the bill.

Somewhat shaken up, kaeya walks up to the bar where he meets Kaveh, who is bemoaning his strained relationship with Alhaitham.

And maybe Kaeya’s feeling nostalgic surrounded by all this wine, maybe Dain’s words about the Alberichs made him want to reaffirm his place in the family that wasn’t crazy (if u count Diluc’s Darknight heroing as sane) but he finds himself emphasizing with Kaveh, and begins to tell his own story.

The two quickly realize their stories are quite similar. Kaveh talks about how his mother left him and Kaeya tells him about how his dad left him too. (Kaeya does not mention he was a very small child at the time, and not a college student, he thinks this is obvious. It is not. Kaveh doesn’t make that connection and it will come back to bite him later)

Kaveh bemoans how he found himself someone he thought he was going to make a new family with, indirectly talking of his secret college dream to marry his first boyfriend Alhaitham (he’s not direct because how embarrassing would that be? Kaeya gets it right?) kaeya emphasizes with his own hopes with diluc and master crepus (both who he uses first names for because he feels like he doesn’t deserve to call them brother/father. But it’s fine, it’s implied right?)

Then kaveh gripes about how it all fell apart and they had a big fight ( “Same” kaeya goes) how it emotionally destroyed him and Alhaitham is now letting him live in his house and that has to mean something, right?

This is when Kaeya, drunk and very much a busybody, (and projecting hard) offers his services. He wants to help these two brothers reconnect

Because kaeya has come to the mistaken conclusion that alhaitham and kaveh are brothers

Kaveh meanwhile, thinks diluc and kaeya must have been dating

Both are very, very wrong

Kaveh takes one look at Kaeya’s fashionable clothing with its daring V neck and thinks Kaeya must be a suduction master who’s taken pity upon him

He agrees

Kaeya starts with reconisence, since Alhaitham is still letting Kaveh live with him, it can’t be as bad as him and diluc, but it never hurts to know ur target

He stalks alhaitham’s schedule, and figures out what he can gleam about his personality.

“The first step is to be where they are,” Kaeya starts, “You’ve got a huge advantage because u share a house. Be useful. Remind him that he needs your support, even if he doesn’t like it”

“I already do the interior decorating! And cleaning! I even cook sometimes!”

“Excellent!” Kaeya claps his hands. “He relies on u, now u just need to figure out what his biggest secret is.”

“I …what?” Kaveh blinks “why? U aren’t seriously suggesting blackmail?”

“It’s not realllly blackmail.” Kaeya waves his hand. “U just want him to know u could, if u wanted too, but u don’t.”

“That’s not going to work on alhaitham, he doesn’t really have secrets” Kaveh says, privately thinking that maybe Kaeya’s not as good at this as he previously assumed.

“A shame,” kaeya sighs “ur sure he’s not moonlighting as a vigilante? Keeping a secret like that is a great way to force them to begin to trust you again.”

“…No” kaveh now definitely thinks Kaeya is not as knowledgeable as he though he was. And might be a little crazy.

Hopimg to change the subject Kaveh goes, “all i really want is to know how to have an open conversation with him wjthout our stupid pride getting in the way”

“An open conversation?” Kaeya looks serious. “That’s going to get physical.”

Physical? Kaveh thinks to himself. Is that really all we need?. Could he really be that bold?

“Does he have a vision?” Kaeya asks oblivious to kaveh’s shock

“Yes? What does that have to do with anything?”

“Is your vision a healing or sheilding one?”

“I can self-heal, yes” kaveh crossed his arms “what are you getting at?”

“That’s good” kaeya nods, lost in his own thoughts. “We’ll need a flat area then, mostly private but close enough to call for help when things get violent…”

“WHEN?” Kaveh shouts.

“I’ll stay by to act as an emergency aid. I can sheild when people closeby are close to death…”

“CLOSE TO DEATH?” Kaveh throws up his hands, breaking Kaeya out of his thoughts “What the F are u talking about?”

“Worst case scenarios.” Kaeya frowns. “You’ve had this fight before, you know how deadly it can get.”

“Deadly? Alhaitham and i had a verbal argument! With words!” Kaveh grabs Kaeya’s shoulders. “What happened to you??!!!”

“He tried to take me out with a flaming claymore.” Kaeya crosses his arms defensively. “It’s how i got my vision.”

“And you still want to get back together????”

“Yes? He’s all i have left.”

Kaveh opens his mouth, and closes this mouth, realizing for the first time in his life he’s to angry to speak.

Wordless, he leaves kaeya and goes straight to Alhaitham

Alhaitham looks up but before he can say anything, kaveh gives him a big hug and buries his head in his shoulder.

Alhaitham is shocked, but hugs back. Kaeya is shocked, becuase he’d never take a risk like that! But Alhaitham was hugging back! Should Kaeya try that?

“Thank you for just being a bit of a dick and not a psychopath”

“Are your standards really that low?” Alhaitham snarks, trying to cover how confused and offput he is by this all.

Kaveh just smiles and kisses him full on the mouth.

Kaeya who at this point, is convinced kaveh and ahaitham are brothers, promptly faints.

When he wakes, he doesn’t talk to anyone, just walks himself home all the way to mondstat in a daze before sitting at thr angel’s share.

Diluc takes one look at kaeya’s disleveled and dazed appearance and demands to know what happened

“He kissed his brother.” Kaeya says. Staring into his glass like it contained the secrets of the universe

“Some cultures do,” diluc points out, cleaning a few glasses while he waits the bar

“No,” kaeya shakes his head. “Not like those cheek kisses they do in fontaine. He was full on making out! With his brother!”

Diluc drops the glass.

“Diluc…” kaeya looks at diluc with big, watery eyes. “Diluc we aren’t thr most f-ed up pair of brothers. There are actually worse cases”

“Why are you telling me this?” Diluc asks, knuckles white on the counter.

“Because if i have to have nightmares about this, so do you,” goes Kaeya.

“Ass” diluc replies, “if u tried anything like that i’d have you reported to the church for the crime of incest.” but he relaxes.

Kaeya hides a smile. In a weird way, it’s reassuring to know that Diluc considers the idea of kissing him as incestuous. It means deep down he must still think of Kaeya as a brother.

Bonus

Meanwhile in Sumeru:

“How to you help someone who’s trapped in an abusive relationship?” Kaveh asks alhaitham

“I’ve found staging a coup most effective,” alhaitham says, thinking of nahida.

“Great,” kaveh pulls out the blue prints to the dawn winery “get the gang together Alhaitham, we’ve got a Wine tycoon to take down.”

The end

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vague-humanoid · 1 year

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#cw csa mention #sex education #child abuse mention #book banning #incest mention

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incognitopolls · 2 months

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txttletale · 6 months

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How can you advocate family abolition and then go to bat for incest kink? It's literally based around familial abuse.

it's so funny (a word which here means 'bleak') that saying "i think it's bad when trans women get put in the death panopticon for their private sexual behaviour" means i'm "going to bat" for anything

this post:

#ask #nsftxt #incest mention cw

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foone · 9 days

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So people often ask if having sex with yourself (in a time travel/magic/etc situation) is masturbation (or occasionally if it is gay) but the real question is if it's incest?

I mean, you both have the same parents. You're basically siblings with yourself.

In any case you probably shouldn't have any kids with yourself. The kid won't be genetically identical to you, but they will have a far greater chance for harmful recessive genes. I could probably calculate the chance but I am slightly high at the moment and statistics wasn't my strong point ever.

#Incest cw #Incest mention

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prettyboykatsuki · 15 days

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this guy is so crafted for coddling yandere enjoyers i dont think im ever truly going to be able to describe the extent of it if you havent played it. he's literally crafted with biblical imagery and he's a siscon and he's crazy and also pathetic but he does have a personality that can be woobified and romanced. his range is crazy and he's beautiful and he has weird mindfuck capabilities and ive not been able to see sense after hearing him say the words "how noisy." and i never will. did i mention he's a siscon

#aristotle.txt #yandere cw #incest mention #hes so .

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stavosmissionary · 1 year

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targs + The Cycle

on how targaryen incest is an endless cycle of grooming which entails the fuckening of the sexual and the familial

#incest cw #grooming mention cw #lmk if other warnings are required #asoiaf #the targ cycle #jaehaerys targaryen #alysanne targaryen #baelon targaryen #alyssa targaryen #viserys i #do i tag daemon. no i shant #just picked up some quotes from f&b which imo best explain what i am trying to convey #so they mayy seem a bit insufficient #since f&b doesnt address this matter with the extensiveness and gravitas it deserves #the topic would be better explained in meta form #justice for alyssa :(#also this is supposed to depict how horrific the cycle of incest and these dynamics was not romanticisation

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antimony-medusa · 8 months

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Why do MultiFandom Exchanges Run on Don't Like: Don't Read?

I was writing that writeup about the amperslash exchange last night, and I realized that some people don't know this. So. Say you are running a multifandom exchange. You got a big amount of people sign up for it, there's like 84 people signed up, and they all nominated 3 fandoms, and there's a bunch of overlap, but you are stil looking at like 120 different fandoms. You have a big mod team, for an exchange that isn't Yuletide, cause there's two of you running this exchange. Do you think that you are intimately familiar with all of those fandoms?

I have been around the internet for a long time, and I know a lot of fandoms by sight, but let me tell you, I could not tell you on-sight which of the Mass Effect relationships are canonically (or even fanonically) considered to be toxic/abusive/problematic. If you are running a multifandom exchange, there is simply no viable way to know the network of these relationships in canon, much less once you consider in fandon stuff like "these people are commonly headcanoned as siblings".

So like, say you wanted to say "no abusive relationships?" or "no incest?" I've seen exchanges try to run with that rule. You are immediately vulnerable to people coming in and saying "oh these people are canonically related" when what happened is a queercoded relationship got translated as "cousins" in the english dub. Or they mean "he's like a brother to me" that gets used as family headcanon fodder. Or a relationship where people were enemies to lovers is presented as "abusive" because of their past. And then suddenly you, the mod team of two people, is poring over localization notes and clips and fanon essays instead of doing the hundred other things that an exchange needs. Even in MCYTblr, I am aware of a lot of lore, and I keep being surprised by things like people saying "oh empires and hermit false are canonically sisters", and I watched the empires crossover. It is simply not viable to keep up with which relationships might be toxic/problematic in every relationship in every fandom on the internet. AND you're faced with things like "well this apepars to be canonically okay, but fanon would say otherwise, so if we let it through, people are still gonna be mad/hurt because the fanon is so pervasive, but if we turn it down, people are gonna be mad because canonically it's fine, so—"

It's a moderating nightmare. So the only viable way forward is to say "we will let literally anything into the exchange, be warned that there might be stuff you find objectionable in the tag set, by participating you agree that even if you disagree you're not gonna harass anyone for it" and we go. But you do want to make sure that nobody has to write a relationship they have a problem with, right? Well, that's why the "you only have to write what you offered" rule. The way the matching works is you only match to what you offered, so if there are five ships you don't agree with and two you do in the tag set, you just offer your two, and then you'll be matched on the two.

You offer what you're comfortable with, and then the algorithm does its work, and then even if you match to someone who requested something you go "oh boy" to, everyone agrees to ignore everything they didn't match to, so you just put a sticky note over that part of the screen, and continue with the one relationship you do agree with that person on.

But how do you make sure that the person who thinks that this popular relationship is abusive (they hate it and wants them to break up) and the person who thinks this relationship is actually fine and hcs it as fluffy, and the person thinks it's bad but wants to watch them destroy each other hand in unloveable hand, all get what they want? There are 84 people in your exchange, it absolutely does not work to match fluff writers to fluff writers by hand.

That's when DNWs and defaults happen. Your DNW is everything you don't want to see, so the person who wants fluff can write down "I do not want toxic dynamics" and the person who wants them to break up can DNW "happy endings", and everyone will get a gift that matches their specifications. And defaults— that's for if you match on a relationship you like, but it turns out the person you requested only wanted canon-typical homophobia and unhappy endings, and you want fluff, so you can say "actually I can't write this", you send it back to the mods, they post it as a pitch hit, and it gets picked up by someone who can look at the whole request, go "yeah I can rock with some canon-typical homophobia and unhappy endings" and opt in specifically to the request.

The whole system is set up to try and balance "everything is welcome, we are not passing judgement on your fandom" (the dl:dr attitude about what's allowed in) and "you only have to opt in to anything, nobody gets forced to write something they don't like/agree with" (you only match on what you offered and requested, you can default if someone asks something you don't like). That's the exchange space standard.

And THAT is why matching in a big exchange is always an adventure, and that's why the entire exchange space has agreed, to make this whole thing we're doing together to work, to just go "that's not for me, but you do you" and just move on when they see something they don't personally vibe with.

#cw incest mention #fandom meta #fandom exchanges

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themanwhowouldbefruit · 2 years

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w*ncesties get hit by a bus and die challenge 🤗

#incest mention #incest cw #w*

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curioscurio · 1 year

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rando tumblr user takes ABO Omega Ron DeSantis meme way too seriously ends up being unapologetically into incest

#cw incest #cw incest mention #abo #omega desantis #if you can read this congrats

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morningstarcest · 2 months

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third wheel

#my art #proship #comship #charlie morningstar #lucifer morningstar #vaggie #incest cw #morningstarcest #suicide mention

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incognitopolls · 2 months

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*This poll is asking how many people have had genuine romantic/sexual connections or experimental phases with family members. Do not count sexual assault between family members.

**For the purposes of this poll, incest includes any sort of consensual sexual activity or sexual experimentation, including (mouth) kissing, sex, mutual masturbation, groping, dating and marriage rituals, mutual romantic feelings. Do not count platonic/familial actions like cheek kisses.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#polls #incognito polls #anonymous #tumblr polls #tumblr users #questions #polls about sex #submitted dec 5 #polls about relationships #family #incest cw #tw incest #incest mention #nsft

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txttletale · 1 year

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hey i need something to practice my bat swinging on. oh wow what's this big buzzing object i think ill try this. anyway it's funny how 'daddy' has passed into the popular lexicon and step-whatever porn is mainstream enough for it to be every funny streamer guy's joke du jour and dan harmon's had two beloved and successful television shows but whenever a trans woman has an incest fetish it's cause to unleash the internet death panopticon on her

#tattletxt #please do not respond to the post saying 'well i think the other stuff is bad too!'#that's not the point innit i don't care what you personally think about it im pointing out a societal double standard #incest mention cw

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md-confessions · 6 days

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Heart anon here! Since my last confession got a bit of traction, I thought I'd some other stuff that really bugs me within the fandom.

Starting strong, the hostility, or toxicity as some may say. Other bigger fandoms are somehow less hostile than this one and it really shows. I know you guys are probably picturing a toxic NV shipper or something similar to that, and while it is a pretty big problem, what I'm referring to right now are other things that are often ignored. I've seen people calling what are practically strangers to them stupid over not liking NUzi or not liking certain characters. And that's kinda… not good, y'know? You can't cherry pick who you're gonna be telling off for being toxic. There was also the whole thing with Dollzi and Nova being called incest due to headcanons— I'm not forgetting that, by the way.

Secondly, the misuse of terms like trauma bonding, gaslighting, delusional, etc. I know it's a problem with fandom culture more than anything but I've seen people use delusional as an insult on this blog twice at the very least which… yikes. I already discussed trauma bonding but other terms similar to that get thrown around a lot and that's not good!! For example, it's not unusual to see people say things about intrusive thoughts and completely get the definition of intrusive thoughts wrong— intrusive thoughts are unwanted thoughts, which are usually disturbing and morally repulsive to the person who experiences them.

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i'm adding my two cents yet again (as someone who has intrusive thoughts):

intrusive thoughts, as said in the confession, are unwanted thoughts that often cause distress or unease (or both). they're often experienced by people with ocd, hypersexuality and other disorders, but anyone can experience them. it is important to note that intrusive thoughts can be about anything (and i truly mean ANYTHING), the point about them is that they're intrusive. intrusive thoughts are not what the person who has them believes in, if i couldn't make that anymore clear.

i would really appreciate it if you guys didn't just throw the term around, it took me a few years to even know what they actually meant due to the misuse of the term and those years were miserable for me. i think we should prevent that from ever happening to anyone else.