#cuz I think this is funnier

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Part 8 master-post

#let’s ignore the fact that Tim has his own money from being a Drake #cuz I think this is funnier #Batman Twitter au #Bruce Wayne #Batman #Duke Thomas #stephine brown #Jason Todd #Damian Wayne #dick Grayson #Tim Drake #Robin #batman and robin

[waterberry-strawmelon]

Henry Oak saying “I’m a polyamorous white guy, of course I know Dungeons and Dragons” proves yet again that Will Campos is the funniest person on this fucking podcast

#dungeons and daddies #dungeons and dads #dndads #will campos #henry oak #i could add more tags but whatever. I’m fucking DYING I literally started cackling in the middle of the sidewalk #I WISH I HAD SOMEONE TO SCREAM WITH ABOUT THIS!!!!!!! #(Also unfortunately I’m reminded yet again that season 1 is just inherently funnier and more entertaining than season 2. #I get a lot of people are die-hard for season 2 but I just can’t get through it—it’s like slogging through a tar pit most episodes #and I think that’s cuz for me personally the dnd podcast has to be funny first and emotional second #and season 2 feels like the reverse #Like. The season 1 pc’s were BUILT to be funny #But the season 2 pc’s were built to expand on the season 1 narrative. See the difference? #ANYWAYS this bonus episode reminds me I’ll always have season 1 :’D #And the bonus content #And whatever they do after season 2 (assuming it gets better haha!) #mine #just some thoughts

[0xeyedaisy]

Random stuff

#incredibox #sepbox #monart #spiders #Okay time to dump my thoughts in the tags #The first doodle was drawn cuz it had rained recently #I thought Edgar would enjoy the rain (assuming it doesn't rain in the depths) #The Watcher doodle was me thinking about how the Watcher watches over everyone #He sends out his little spider minions to spy on ppl! #He sees everything through their eyes #The Edgar comic is what I imagine he did when he left the depths #While the docs say that they only found his jewerly and crown at the Gateway #I like to think that Edgar saw this new place and immediately stripped naked. Cuz it's funnier that way #He decided to leave his past life as the prince at the gate with his royal clothes and jewerly #or something like that #The last doodle is how I imagine Tam's illness spread across his face #The documents don't mention how exactly he got the illness #I thought maybe it started from an innocuous scratch #He lost his eye cuz it straigh up rotted away #Annnnd that's about it #I'm always thinking about this mod as you can tell. So sad I can't draw every idea I have orz #Anyway I'll contunie having thoughts and patiently waiting for v8

[strawglicks]

MOTM but jennifer is actually size accurate to what micromanagers are in-game (dialogue is from MPGIS)

#toontown #toontown corporate clash #ttcc #jennifer jackson #graham payser #graham ness payser #pacesetter #cathal bravecog #cathal ray toby bravecog #multislacker #strawglicks art gallery #and why they ourple #yea im still using that tag even tho cathal and graham arent the focus anyway #im having JENNIFER brainrot? thats new #she is funny and a bit dumb i like her . #also sorry this is clean i left out the swear words cuz i wanted to post it in clashcord and they dont allow swearing :( #then i didnt feel like adding it later #anyway i think motm would be so much funnier #if jennifer was actually accurate to the size of micromanagers ingame #they are. microscopic. absolutely tiny. #one of my fav things is fighting flint and then micromanagers join the fight and the size difference is crazy . #he could literally hold them in the palm of his yaoi hand

[tequatls-favorite-spoon]

i spent. too long on this lol

this is based on the tournament over at @dragon-tournament !

#aurene #paarthurnax #kralkatorrik #gw2 #guild wars 2 #skyrim #did i need to make the text match? no #did i need to cut out aurene and paarthunax’s heads? also no #did i need to edit paarthurnax to look normal bc the pic i used was at night? #probably another no! #but i did it anyway #cuz it was fun lol #i almost think i could’ve just. drawn this myself #with how much time it took #i kinda think it’s funnier this way tho lol

[condomatsu]

#homestuck #my draw #there are a couple of trolls who i never draw #and i think it shows :'') #beta trolls #the text says 'beta trolls' cuz im boring and couldnt think of something else #less sweeps i imagine equius to be the funnier it gets #also gamzee without make up and vriska without her glasses cuz i think theyre better like that #aradia megido #tavros nitram #sollux captor #karkat vantas #nepeta leijon #kanaya maryam #terezi pyrope #vriska serket #equius zahhak #gamzee makara #eridan ampora #feferi peixes

[britcision]

Alright, it’s time to talk about Lycion and dysmorphia and being a trans allegory

Because… yeah, I think a lot of people can really relate to being scared of mirrors because you hate everything you see in them, and going to extreme lengths to get a body you love

It’s not a complicated allegory

But, and I think this is pretty important and possibly more useful to the trans community than declaring him ours and trans… dysmorphia and dysphoria are not exclusive to trans people

They’re not even particularly related to any part of the body; it can be any part of it

And like 15 years ago when I was learning about trans issues and shit, I went and did a little research, because I eat knowledge. And y’know what fully settled any questions I had?

Found a case about a lady with what is currently being called body integrity/identity disorder, which is basically dysmorphia so severe that people have otherwise healthy limbs amputated to be able to live life in a body they can stand

This lady got both legs fully amputated, got a wheelchair, and became a pillar of her community where before she was almost bed bound

And y’know what, if that’s a thing that can happen and we can all agree that removing her legs was integral to her health, y’know what seems completely trivial by comparison?

Every gender affirming surgery ever

And y’know what is even more trivial?

All the other transition measures that have nothing to do with surgery, like hormones, puberty blockers, and social transitioning

Being trans has become a super political idea for basically no reason whatsoever, but it’s harder to maintain that ideology if you learn about things like dysphoria and dysmorphia as just medical conditions that absolutely anyone can get, and then look at what that means for gender dysphoria

Cuz if peoples’ brains can decide an entire limb has Got To Go then yeah, they’re probably also capable of deciding “that pronoun is Wrong” and we can take that just as seriously; it’s a much easier fix and also free

Basically I’m saying Lycion is our gateway drug cuz if you can understand this elf hates his body so hard he became a werewolf about it, are you really gonna throw a fit over someone getting a packer?

None of this to say you can’t or shouldn’t headcanon him as trans (and unless it comes directly and unambiguously from Ryoko Kui it’s a headcanon, nothing wrong with that it’s what fanon is for)

Just, y’know. Sound folks out on him without mentioning that part right away for your own safety and possibly entertainment 😁👉👉

Oh and super important: he’s not canonically cis either. Pretty sure it was just never specified. Enjoy and apply this knowledge across every character ever whose assigned birth gender isn’t brought up in canon

The thing Lycion definitely is in canon is a goddamn furry and an otherkin allegory, and arrested for awoo crimes. He’s one of only 5 characters in the Adventurer’s Bible with a stated gender (the others being Otta, Kaka, Kiki, and Inutade - everyone else has pronouns but no gendered nouns in English at least)

(Lycion’s “definitely a man” - or “definitely male” in the official translation, which technically excludes him from the gendered committee altogether)

You are, of course, welcome to disregard canon in all things you do - I personally encourage it, it’s much more fun to play in the space and do your own thing, and Dunmeshi has deliciously efficient story telling; there is so much empty space to play in

#delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #lycion #lycion dungeon meshi #trans thoughts #body dysmorphia #gender dysphoria #dysphoria #dysmorphia #everyone’s all about trans headcanons but when you mention theirs is just a cis headcanon… 👀 #canon is limited and a suggestion at best #headcanons and fanons are free and wild #my personal headcanon is that lycion absolutely will not have sex in elf shape cuz he hates it #you’re not obligated to join me but are welcome nonetheless 😏 #yeah this means he does need to text a guard every time but so does fleki when she gets high and familiars #and that’s canon that she does it #so i just think he would #and mithrun’s not gonna say no #but it’s funnier if he texts pattadol and plays his dysmorphia card and just doesn’t say why he wants to change #anyway hi i am super normal and totally a great person to have in your fandom who will not go super deep on wild tangents #definitely not making knotting jokes in the background shhhhh #i personally am devoid of gender but y’all that have one or more seem to like em

[frobby]

If blue exorcist was dungeon meshi Yukio would be marcille

#That also means the end of lesbianism so we have to make a trade #Rin gets to be laios cuz I love him and he's cooking autism #That also kinda kills senshi again I'm sorry #Yukio could also be chilchuck but I think marcille is funnier let him cast fireball #If Yukio is chil then Izumo can be marcille and falin shiemi and u can bring back lesbianism #Like I said its a trade #Uhhhh give me your aoex duneshi thoughts #Laios would he so happy if he was rin okumura he gets sick demon features and fire #Too bad for The Horrors #blue exorcist #ao no exorcist #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #marcille donato #yukio okumura

[spaciebabie]

i remember a long time ago i read a reddit post that went something along the lines of, this old dude was repeatedly coming upta this couple and talking abt his religion and the couple didnt like that so ta deter him they decided ta have really loud kinky sex and it worked cuz the old man left them alone finally and there was a comment under the post that was like, "you people are disgusting. how dare you harass that old man by having really loud kinky sex in your own home. why would you do that to him" and it was the funniest thing ive read in my entire life if anyone knows what im talking abt pls link me up bro

#oh my god bro. they had SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES NPO FUCKING WAY #fellas is it harassment ta hear a couple just going at it for 3 hours #im gonna fucking lose it JSKFHKSJAH #spacie spoinks #i remembered this cuz i was thinking abt pegging (dont ask me why) #and i remembered that the dude in said scenario was like ''hello partner my love you should peg me it'll make it funnier'' #uhhh #naaah #nsft

[baby-xemnas]

If Cora survived and was a part of the Heart Pirates, do you think Bepo would be asking him permission to date or marry Law the way boyfriends ask fathers?

definitely yes

it's funny cuz if he did that without telling law, law would be mad as hell - both because its embarassing and because cora doesnt get to decide anything for him, hello??? law /in cora's presense/ bepo wtf ignore he exists (cue cora mock crying)

#anonymous #id draw it but im working on commissions and a doujinshi and i promised i wont get distracted #might save it for later along with other cora lives joke i made some time ago #idk if my characterization is disagreeable and law wouldnt be this rude #but i think its funny for him to turn back into that mushroom brat #he is super protective of cora yes but does that mean he's gonna be nice? no #lawbepo #if anything law being more huffy than usual cuz IM A PIRATE OKAY???? is even funnier/cuter

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Meanwhile; at the local zoo

Gabriel: What are they in for?

Michael: ? This isn’t jail

Raphael: So they can leave?

Michael: well.. no

Lucifer, pointing to a penguin: I bet that one murdered someone

#Micheal is in his 20s and the other three are 6-10 #cuz I think it’s funnier that way #only for this one though #supernatural #spn #archangels supernatural #michael spn #lucifer spn #rapheal spn #gabriel spn #incorrect spn #incorrect archangel #inccorect quotes

[whatwememeintheshadows]

#it's funnier cuz there's two... i like to think #wwdits

[gotta-bail-my-quails]

Based on an actual conversation i had about what Toland's tapeworm things are really made of

(open for better quality)

#dislyte toland #dislyte #dislyte anesidora #dislyte kara #dislyte nicole #my art #if i had more time and energy i would do it in full color #however. no #its 2 am bruh #some say its smoke cuz of the latest story #personally i think its bandages since its what his swiftspace implies #and tgey look like that #however. toenails is way funnier #especially since his div art has his toelands out #all anyone can talk about when it comes to him honestly

[artoutoftheblue]

No context. Just doodle

#im not even gonna tag the au just cuz i think its funnier that way #fnaf security breach #daycare attendant #blues art #eclipse #moondrop #tw sui joke

[love-triangles-au]

Personally, I think Yung gets very upset when he sees how his boyfriend and cousin don't get along. Everyone needs his attention, then let them negotiate and try to make peace for him (to be friends)

Oh, he absolutely does. The first time Bill witnessed a big shootout at the mansion was also when he first learned that Venuz had a weakness. It scared the absolute hell out of him, and he needed a whole lot of comforting when it was all said and done.

In all the chaos, Venuz forgot that Cuz always hides during gunfights until he gets the signal from his big cousin that it's safe. It was only when he woke up in the middle of that night when he realized his mistake.

"I'm sorry, Cuz. I fucked up. I should'a--" "You were with Bill, right?" Venuz's heart sunk to the scarlet carpet beneath their feet. His silence spoke volumes, and Cuz sighed. "It's cool, Vee. You two seem happy together n' I can take care of myself, y'know? I jus' wish you checked up on me is all, lemme know you were okay."

Needless to say, this impacted him a lot. It was his job to take care of Cuz, and he failed him. He left him scared and alone because he was too focused on his boyfriend. He felt like such an idiot!

Of course, this wasn't Bill's fault, but a teeny, tiny part of Venuz couldn't help but be reminded of his lover's bad reputation as a master manipulator.

He loved Bill, and was not going to let anything hurt him, but he also knew he couldn't entirely trust him. It was a difficult position to be in.

Venuz had always believed in the philosophy (or, as he called it, "gangsta code") that one should stay out of the business of others, especially the dirty business. That kind of breach in privacy was what assholes like the cops did, invading privacy, judging people by arbitrary sets of rules instead of paying heed to the enormous possible spectrum of grey areas. But, this was different. Bill wasn't just some street criminal. He had been around for trillions of years, his name was whispered throughout the recesses of the multiverse like a curse. If he was going to be in his life, there were things Venuz needed to know for sure, things that Bill would certainly not tell him. It wasn't just him at stake, but reality itself, and so, for the first time in decades, Venuz made the decision to utilize his powers of omnipotence.

...

According to the last trillion years, Bill Cipher was a cold, calculating, manipulative, amoral, and cruel creature, with no regard for anything but his own desires. He did not feel love, he did not know mercy, and he cared for no one. Venuz wasn't quite sure what to think of it all. Bill had tricked men much smarter than Venuz before. There was no good reason to trust a single thing he said. But…what if he really was telling the truth this time? What if Bill had finally found someone he could open up to? Someone who would understand him, and accept him for who he was? Venuz took a long, deep breath, trying to clear his head. This was a difficult decision. And yet, he felt he had truly opened his heart to Bill, and so it was a necessary one. The smart thing to do would be to destroy Bill right now. He would be doing the multiverse a favor, would likely be hailed a hero for it, and would be able to continue his life without any worries. But, at the same time, he really, genuinely felt something for the abominable demon. If he had been telling the truth, that he had grown up in a two-dimensional hellscape, that he had lost his only family when he was only a kid and had spent the past two trillion years acting out to distract himself from the deep agony he felt…that Venuz was the only other being in the multiverse to know that truth… Well, then maybe he should give Bill what nobody else ever did: a chance. Venuz had always been a rebel, a risk-taker. This may end up being the most dire gamble he ever took, but the thought was somewhat exhilarating. As long as he just never allowed Bill his powers, he was safe enough. If Bill turned out to be lying, Venuz could snap his fingers and end his existence with nothing but a thought. It would be okay. He would give Bill that chance. He turned over to gaze at his sleeping lover. Bill looked so peaceful, so innocent. It was hard to believe that something so beautiful could possibly have been the cause of so much pain and suffering. He reached out and stroked his face with the back of his hand. He was so perfectly warm and smooth. He was perfect. "I love you." Venuz whispered to him. "I believe you mean it when y'say you do, too."

~ Mod Emily 🦇

#ask box #love triangles au #mod emily #yung venuz #yung cuz #nuclear throne #yungbill #bill cipher #gravity falls #gun godz #art #minty's art #fic #all excerpts from a draft of a fic! sorry they're not fantastic lol it's in beta still #but they fit too well to exclude #sorry anon i think you probably wanted something funnier with bill and cuz trying to get along but it Got Real LOL

[nightcolorz]

my controversial hot take never before said raging hot Hazbin hotel head canon is that even though Alastor is a mamas boy—he takes after his father

#I have a whole characterization for alastors dad in my head cuz I think the stereotypical super abusive dad head canon is rlly boring #I don’t see him as a good dad but not straight up evil either #It’s funnier if he has two fairly normal parents #Mayhaps I will make a post about my alastor dad characterization one day #I see him as a bad dad in a similar way to how Lucifer is a bad dad which would add a layer to Lucifer and alastors dynamic lmao #Hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel headcanon #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #alastor human