#cutiefly BABY

[gotta-draw-em-all-daily]

Day seven hundred forty two 742 Cutiefly

#pokemon #cutiefly #little bite size baby

[one-anxious-trainer]

Fuckers love praising Scizor and Cutiefly and Ribombee but then you bring out like Joltik or Ariados and suddenly it’s “ew bug types are creepy!”

#PICK A SIDE #actually just. stop hating bug types #you don’t like a buzzy boi? a creepy crawly baby?? a lil scuttly cutie??? #how dare you. they are all my babies #you’ve never known true join until you hugged a bug pokemon #unreality #pokemon #pkmn irl #bug type #Joltik #ariados #scizor #ribombee #cutiefly

[luceafarul-de-dimineata]

Related to my previous post, here are my headcanons for the pokémon teams the kings would have (feel free to add your own)

Satan:

* Annihilape (A pokémon so angry it died and rage brought it back to life.)

*Tinkaton (Smol and filled with rage, also, very cute.)

*Tyranitar (Idk vibes)

*Hisuian Zeraora (they have the same hair. Also both of them are angry that their people are dying)

Mammon:

*Gholdengo (It's a setient pile of gold)

*Corviknight (It's huge, 250cm, bro that's gigantic. Also, made out of metal which could be gold, why not?)

*Metagross (Tartaros has the best tech in hell, so it makes sense Mammon would have a robot. Bonus points since its shiny has a golden X on its face. Bonus bonus points for Metagross' attack animation)

*Archaludon (Again, made out of metal, but it also has a rivalry with Tyranitar which I think it's pretty cute.)

Leviathan:

*Milotic (They're the same person)

*Gyarados (Did you know that Leviathan also referes to big sea monsters? You did? Bummer.)

*Marowak (Both are orphans)

*Vaporeon (I just think they would be friends)

Beelzebub

*Beedrill (It's a bee, nothing more than that really)

*Slurpuff (Slurpuff has the best smell out of any pokémon, and it's also an ugly dog. And we know that Beelzebub likes ugly dogs sorry not sorry Naberius stans)

*Alcremie (Makes stuff sweeter, who wouldn't want that?)

*Alolan Muk (1st of all, foreign, 2nd of all, it eats garbage. If Beelzebub fucks up his cooking he just gives it to Muk)

Lucifer

*Giratina (Omg, the fallen angel gets the fall from grace pokémon, who would have thought)

*Togekiss (It evolves with friendship and it likes friends and I just want Lucifer to have a support system. Also, a lot of people think that Togepi is a Gen 1 pokémon because of the anime so that would make it kind of a misfit. Perfect for Paradise Lost)

*Melmetal (Nobody really knows what generation to put Meltal and Melmetal in, so, again, into Paradise Lost they go)

*Shedinja (It's dead and it has a halo, I rest my cast)

*Gardevoir (My fav pokémon for my fav character)

Bonus: Some of my favourite nobles with some of my favourite pokémon

Bimet:

*Ceruledge (He orders the dead around, Ceruledge is a ghost, do you see my vision?)

Valefor:

*Armarouge (They're both knights, it makes sense)

*Aegislash (King's Shield, cause Valerof protects Mammon and Mammon is the King so Valerof is the King's shield.)

Eligos

*Sylveon (Ribbons)

*Mawile (I think Mawile is extremely cute, and I always train my ORAS Mawiles to perform well in cuteness contests)

*Cutiefly (It's cute)

Gamigin:

*Drampa (Old chinese-esc dragon. Would probably call it pee-paw and it would be one of his greatest friends)

*Altaria (They are both extremely cuddly)

*Bagon (Small dragon baby that wants to learn how to fly.)

Barbatos:

*Ninetales (it sets up the sun)

That's all I have for now, would maybe update later

#whb #whb satan #whb mammon #whb leviathan #whb beelzebub #whb lucifer #whb bimet #whb valefor #whb eligos #whb gamigin #whb barbatos #what in hell is bad #pokemon

[dipplinduo]

Future Pokémon Trainer: I finally made it to The Unova Champion! *sees Kieran with a baby in a baby carrier* is that a baby with you?!

Unova Champion Kieran: Sorry! My wife was busy, so I got her for today.

Future Pokémon Trainer: ARE YOU EVEN TAKING THIS SERIOUSLY?!

Unova Champion Kieran: Lucky for you, my precious Cutiefly LOVES when I go all out on trainers. I hope you're prepared.

Cutiefly always wants to watch the battles too 🥹💕

#dipplinshipping #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana pokemon #juliana x kieran pokemon #juliana pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana x kieran #dipplinshipping headcanons #ribombee lore

[little-guys-tourney]

PRELIMINARIES, POLL 1

the two with the highest votes will represent Pokemon in round 1!

Propaganda under the cut:

Charcadet: No propaganda provided

Fuecoco: I have one called Salsa and he is the silliest little guy :]

Cutiefly: Probably the littlest guy in the pokemon universe! Literally only 4 inches (0.1m) tall! Look at them they're adorable! They weigh only 0.4lbs (0.2kg)! They're just a little guy :D

Wooper: No propaganda provided

Litwick: No propaganda provided

Joltik: Itty bitty spider.

Falinks: They are multiple little guys making them the most qualified for this tournament

Appletun: I expected Appletun to be the size of maybe a Volkswagen or a bicycle…but nope! They’re 1’04”. They come up to your kneecaps, and you play as a child. Appletun is a fully evolved baby and I love them.

#certified little guys tourney #preliminaries #pokemon #charcadet #fuecoco #cutiefly #wooper #litwick #joltik #falinks #appletun #tumblr tournament #tumblr polls

[katoriart]

Inktober Day 6: Golden

Cutieflies! Cute tiny babies~

I swear pokemon isn't going to be the only thing I draw, they're just cute.

#inktober #pokemon #cutiefly

[shinypokemonshowdown]

VOTE Shiny Cutiefly I literally JUST hatched one the other day in ultra sun. She is just a baby you don't want her to win? Huh? You hate her? My baby? She was just born Friday you want Molecule to cry real tears?

View the poll here!

#not a poll #shiny propaganda

[i-write-boop-spoops]

Guzma as an expecting father! headcanons

ignore the fact I'm a day late for father's day, it's dilf! guzma time!

features: pregnancy and discussion of symptoms, a smidge of angst, and some mild references to sex

Enjoy!

Oh shit.

Well, this wasn’t part of the plan

It’s not necessarily unexpected though

Admittedly, you two had been rather lax when it came to protection

And as much as he talked up his pull-out game, Guzma found it very hard to put his money where his mouth is when he’s about to bust a fat nut

So here you are

His baby

His fucking cinnamon applin

Almost in tears as you tell him that you’re pregnant

From all the shock, he doesn’t know what to say

He doesn’t know what to feel either

His mind is a swirl of emotions

It takes him a moment (or several minutes) to fully comprehend the situation

Not great, since you’re freaking the fuck out waiting for his response

Eventually, he just gives you a big, reassuring hug and tells you that he’s here for you, and your baby too.

In reality, Guzma likes the idea of having a family with you

And you’re his boo, he’d do anything to support you, no matter what

He really really wants to be a good dad

A provider for your burgeoning family

The kind of man you deserve

So first things first – well after he takes you both out for malasadas to calm yourselves down and celebrate - he’s gotta get a job

He’ll take anything

Fast-food chef, janitorial duties, cashier, Pyukumuku thrower…

Hopefully some professional battling to get some legit earnings

Next thing, you two are moving OUT of the Shady House

And by extension Po Town

That place is not suitable for babies

You don’t stray too far though

Getting yourselves a cramped (but thankfully two-bed) apartment in Malie City

Lowkey

And by that, I mean HIGHKEY

Guzma thinks you’re hot af pregnant

Man is like 100 times more handsy

Which is wild considering how handsy he already was

But his touches are a lot gentlerand loving

Though still quite protective and possessive

My man may or may not have shed a tear when he felt that first kick

Guzma goes back and forth on whether or not to propose to you

On one hand, he loves you, and he wants to give your baby a more stable home

But on the other, he doesn’t want you to feel like he’s just doing this because you’re pregnant and it’s ���the right thing to do”

Plus, weddings are so stressful

And expensive!

Eventually, he decides to wait until after your baby is here to propose

After all, they’d make such a cute little flower boy/girl on the big day!

God-mon Plumeria!

You two set up the cutest little nursery for youe baby

Ideally he wanted to fill it with brand-new stuff

But that wasn’t totally feasible, so many things are second-hand

Some from when you were born!

One of the new items though, is a cutiefly teddy

It was the first thing he bought for the baby

First thing he bought from his first pay-cheque actually

Walking home tired and stressed from his first week on the job

He’s usually pretty good at dealing with your symptoms

Gives you back-rubs, holds your hair back when you’re getting sick, over-indulges your weird-cravings…

Seriously he went out at four a.m. trying to find somewhere that sold pickled lumberries so you could have them with some yogurt and peanut butter

Though considering the fact he is new to all this + he has 0 patience things can get a bit hairy sometimes

Like he is not good at handling any mood-swings

Or when baby kicks him in his sleep

One thing he does enjoy about you being pregnant is that you’ve taken to wearing his clothes a lot more

They’re big on you, so they’re perfect for your changing body

We all know how he feels about you in his clothes 👀

He keeps ultrasound pictures on him at all times

Just as a reminder of his little larva

Makes the tough days easier

He loves being the big spoon even more now

Finding great comfort and excitement in holding you and cradling your bump while he falls asleep

When baby finally comes

Yall know ya boi is gonna be right by your side

Doing his best to support you through this traumatic, demanding time

(though I can also totally see him just chilling, casually eating a sandwich while you’re pushing out a LITERAL human baby from your bits)

Once baby pops out, and you get to hold your little one

Guzma wraps his arms around both of you, gazing at the wonderful life you’ve created together

And after a moment he asks:

“So, Guzma Jr.?”

“Absolutely not!”

#guzma #guzma x reader #guzma pokemon #guzma headcanons #guzma pokemon x reader #guzma pokemon headcanons #ya boi guzma #pregnancy

[sincerely-sofie]

Imagine if Celebi had to take down dialga in order to stop the bad future.

Buddy you’re asking me to imagine pitting a sparkly flying onion against the third oldest being in the universe whose birth brought about the creation of Time itself. She’s barely the size of his face. She only knows two damaging moves. This is like imagining a grape going up against a hydraulic press.

Look at her. Look at my baby. My itty bitty poor little meow meow. She couldn’t hurt a cutiefly. I don’t want to imagine her fighting Dialga, that would be mean. I’ll imagine her tucked into bed with a sitting cuties grovyle plush instead.

#the present is a gift au #pmd celebi #pokémon mystery dungeon #pokemon mystery dungeon #pmd explorers #pmd sky #pmd eos #pmd2 #pmd

[hotcat37]

JO Pokémon teams

Thank u @chezgender for giving me the idea to make teams for Joker Out as well!! <3

Bojan: Togetic (it's a Pokémon that only the pure of heart can own and I'm 100% sure Bojan would be cocky about having one lmao) Dachsbun (it's based on a Daschund dog which Bojan has irl 💖💖) Roserade (I was gonna put Boltund here for the dogboy status Bojan has but a Roserade fits him sooo well and B is already associated with roses anyways) Altaria (Jigglypuff could work too since I went with a Pokémon known for its melodic voice but aesthetically Altaria fits better I think) Sylveon (an elegant cute looking Pokémon that is actually very powerful, the theme of Bojan's team is looking deceptive and to contradict Jere's more rough looking team) Quaxly (a Pokémon that puts a lot of effort into its appearance, specifically its hair haha)

Nace: Ursaluna (Nace is a teddy bear so he needs a bear Pokémon and aesthetic wise I think Ursaluna works the best for him) Forretress (it's a lame reason but this Pokémon on his team is supposed to represent how Nace eventually breaks out of his shell and becomes more confident within the band haha) Sentret (a Pokémon that's always looking out for danger, which Nace does by being attentive to his bandmates and their mental health) Cutiefly (a lill bug Pokémon that hovers around him at all times, he thinks it's cute so he caught it :3) Dondozo (a very large powerful Pokémon but who is mostly useful when paired with Tatsugiri👀) Turtwig (turtle Pokémon for Nace <3)

Jan: Metagross (crazy intelligent Pokémon, it's funny to imagine Jan with an absolute tank of a beast and being casual about it lol) Tatsugiri (another intelligent Pokémon that especially thrives when paired with Dondozo, Jance matching Pokémon moment teehee) Glimmora (why is this beeven sparklative??) Thievul (mischievous fox Mon, Jan vibes all over) Dhelmise (I think he'd be sooo fascinated with weird ghost type Pokémon, he needs one on his team) Omanyte (Jan somehow managed to revive a fossil Pokémon...Jan=BOG ☠)

Kris: Cinccino (a tidy Mon that likes things to be clean and in order :3) Mudsbray (absolute tank and hard working horse Pokémon) Espeon (an Eeveelution to match Bojan's, I think aesthetically Espeon is the best for Kris) Gallade (an elegant Pokémon to match an elegant man 🔥) Bunneary (Bojan gave it to him out of spite because this Mon is extremely hard to evolve, you need to have a very high friendship level with it. Kris is insistent on raising it) Feebas (for a while he was obsessed with evolving it into a Milotic but he's grown to appreciate it for what it is)

Jure: Sunflora (it looks like him) Rillaboom (drummer Mon!!) Skitty (obligatory cat Pokémon on the team) Littleo (baby lion Mon that I think fits his personality :3) Snorlax (evolution friendship, Pokémon that loves to eat and Jure loves to cook so the evolution went very fast) Stunfisk (I just knowww Jure loves pathetic little Pokémon that serve no purpose to his team whatsoever, he's their biggest fan lmao)

#Pokemon #Joker Out #I love making silly teams for silly men #bojan cvjetićanin #kris gustin #jure maček #nace jordan #jan peteh

[lettermanjack]

Anyway so I've been thinking about this all day here have what little pokemon friends II characters would have. (not teams cause if I had to choose 6 I'd die)

I only got the 2 polycules and the brothers done so far lol.

Tissues: Cubchoo and Komala. Sleepy babies. Enough said.

Trophy: Scraggy/Scrafty and Cutiefly. Idk I feel like Scraggy or Scrafty would be a good work out vibing buddy and Cutiefly would act as like a little drone for sky photos. Most people in the hotel don't even know Cutiefly is Trophy's they just see her flying around the hotel sometimes and assume it's one of the girl's. (Also Cutiefly would sleep in his cup because yes.)

Cheesy: Alolan Rattata and Lechonk. Alolan Rattata because Cheesy is the type of bitch to name it "Luigi" and Lechonk because that name is funny as hell and Cheesy thinks so too.

Knife: Pancham and Purrserker. Pancham because they have the same vibe and Purrserker because lmao little knife cat man.

Pickel: Treecko and Charjabug. Cause if anyone is gonna have a starter Pokemon it's gonna be the resident video game nerd Pickle. And Charjabug because I think Pickle would think it's cute and Charjabug acts as his personal charger for his phone + switch.

Microphone: Chatot and Liepard. Chatot because colorful song bird that mimics people and Liepard cause Mic would be the type of bitch to keep a large semi feral cat around the house if given the chance and you cannot convince me otherwise. (Liepard and Purrserker cuddle a lot because they're both big ol cats lol)

Mephone4: Minun and Rotom. Minun because I feel like all of the Meeple devices should have Pikachu clones and Mephone would be twinning with 4S and Rotom because if anyone is gonna have a pokemon that can become a fridge and an oven it's gonna be Mephone c'mon.

Mephone4S: Plusle, Sylveon, and Krookodile. I picked three because I physically couldn't narrow it down. Plusle to match with Mephone because they're the brothers fr. Sylveon because he definitely nicknamed her "Kitty" after "Hello Kitty" and Krookodile because.... literally look at it. Krookodile is just 4S as a pokemon. The fact Ash's Krookodile in the anime wears sunglasses doesn't help.

ANYWAY I have no idea if anyone cares about this at all. Probably not but I thought it was cute lol. 12 year old me would be so happy. Good for her BSBDBD. I'm also definitely drawing these later but it's 2am so that's happening tomorrow l.

#object shows #object show community #inanimate insanity #ii mephone4 #ii trophy #ii knife #ii microphone #ii tissues #ii cheesy #ii pickle #ii microknife #ii knickle #ii knicropick #ii comedy gold #ii limegold jokes #ii mephone #ii mephone4s #letterman's rambling #pokemon

[pokemonbiologyirlthetabletop]

Spinarak & Ariados

Spinarak (#167)

Arachnifoveros viridis

General Information: Spinarak are spider Pokémon, who produce a poison that is fairly harmless to humans but potent enough to stun prey. They average in at 1’8 feet tall (0.5 M) and 18.7 pounds (8.5 kg). Which is, in fact, a rather large spider.

Habitat: Spinaraks are found in temperate and tropical forests across the globe. During winter they hibernate or simply die off.

Spinaraks and Ariadoses are not natively found on Antarctica, Australia, or Aotearoa (New Zealand).

Life Cycles: Spinarak are able to reproduce as soon as they are strong enough to spare the resources (level 15, as is standard). Once or twice a year, depending on the climate, they will lay around 200 fist-sized eggs (the normal size of bug types). Like other bugs, their eggs are heavily predated upon, and the babies are eaten regularly by bird Pokémon. In a clutch of 200, about 1-4 will survive to reproductive maturity.

Behavior: Spinarak live mostly solitary lives. Their main source of socialization is with other Spinaraks, when finding mates, and the occasional neutral Pokémon—someone who is neither prey nor considers the Spinarak prey. They’re amicable enough when raised by humans and can make a good companion for those who live more introverted lives.

Diet: Spinarak will try to consume anything that it can catch in its web, but due to size constrictions this tends to be other bugs. It’s favorite prey are Cutieflies!

Conservation: Least Concern.

Seriously, they’re spiders. And big ones. Just try getting rid of these fuckers—bet you can’t!

Relationship with Humans: Spinaraks are, well, spiders. While they are certainly cute spiders, they are still just spiders. They are both a nuisance to households everywhere and a boon to anyone with sense because a Spinarak will happily eat all of the other unwanted pests that come crawling around your basement! Additionally, their spider silk is incredibly strong, which humans have been using for fishing nets for thousands of years, and some cultures even use the silk to treat wounds. Spinaraks are common enough in media as any generic spider would be.

Spinarak are seen as perfectly suitable companions for new trainers, though few municipalities give Spinaraks out as starter Pokémon. This is less a problem with Spinarak, and more because of the fact that they evolve into Ariados…

Classification: “Arachnifoveros” means “horrifying spider” and “viridis” mean “green.”

Ariados (#168)

Arachnifoveros arachnifoveros

General Information: Ariadoses are the evolved form of Spinarak, and thus the Very Large Spider Pokémon. The tiny hooks on Ariados’s claws allow it to scale even vertical ceilings. Their average size is 3’7 feet tall (1.1 M) and 73.9 pounds (33.5 kg).

Habitat: Temperate and tropical forests around the globe. They have also been known to make their nests in caves.

Life Cycles: Ariados life cycles are similar to that of Spinarak, but as a much stronger Pokémon a female Ariados will lay clutches between 300 and 500 Spinarak eggs. The parent Ariadoses will even provide basic parental care of the eggs in the form of protection and guardianship up until hatching. Upon hatching, the baby Spinaraks are left to fend for themselves.

Ariados females will mate with males of other species that can withstand combat against it. Weak males are likely to be consumed. To this end, male Spinaraks rarely mate with female Ariadoses, but the reverse is not true.

There are few predators of Ariados. The most notable ones tend to be large bird Pokémon that can successfully defend itself against the Ariados, such as Talonflame, Braviary, and Corviknight. Packs of Arcanines and Houndooms have also shown themselves to be successful predators.

Behavior: The eggs of a mother Ariados will be laid in a protective nest, such as a cave or tree hollow, but in absence of a proper hollow the Ariados will create its own nest that it covers in protective spider silk to keep predators out.

Ariados are cruel hunters who will shoot single threads onto its victims, then follow them back to their nest where their bodily fluids are drank at a leisurely rate. Sometimes, it will allow one of its victims to escape with a single thread still attached to it, allowing the Ariados to follow it back to its friends.

Diet: Ariados are the ultimate generalist predator. They will eat anything that they can catch. In fact, if a Pokémon is smaller than Ariados and is not a steel, poison, ghost, rock, fire, flying, or electric type, then wild Ariadoses will consider it prey. This includes humans. The typings above are not automatically prey because of different incompatibilities, but that certainly won’t stop an Ariados from trying to eat a Pokémon of those typings. For example, a Togedemaru is a steel/electric type, making it both immune to Ariados’s venom and an excellent counter attacker with its electric shocks, but it is the right size to be Ariados prey and a young Ariados who is still learning what is and is not edible will certainly try to eat a Togedemaru that comes its way. Don’t worry, the Togedemaru will be fine in this scenario.

Conservation: Least Concern

Relationship with Humans: Ariados have been known to eat children! Yes, that’s right, human toddlers are meal-sized for a hungry Ariados, and let’s just say humans haven’t been happy with their existence ever since.

For as long as humans and Ariadoses have both been alive, there has been a heated war against each other. Ariadoses see small humans as food (because of course they do), and in retaliation we have notoriously liked killing Ariadoses, for food or for sport, though many cultures did at least eat them on principle. One would think that this would lead to the extinction of Ariadoses, but no, they breed way too quickly and are notoriously skillful predators and evasive prey. The Spinaraks might be fine (for some), but Ariadoses have been the enemy of humanity since the dawn of history. Many an old children’s story involves the slaying of a horrifying Ariados or being caught in its web, and the presence of Ariadoses (and Galvantulas) in adventure books persists well into the present day.

As for Pokémon Trainers, Ariadoses can make fine companions and excellent battlers, but the Pokémon Rangers will have better luck managing these beasts than regular trainers will. After all, millions of years of evolution-driven animosity does not make for good cooperation. The Spinarak may be a good companion for the introverted sort, but give that Spinarak an Everstone until you’re ready to take care of a Very Large Spider. Ariadoses are best suited for skilled trainers, possibly someone with several gym badges, or a Pokémon Ranger.

Classification: Ariados are the namesake of their genus, Arachnifoveros and was one of the earliest Pokémon ever classified by Linnaeus.

Evolution: Ariados evolve from Spinarak at level 22.

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#spinarak #ariados #spooky season #spoopy season #halloween #spooky #pokemon #pokemon biology #pokemon biology irl #pokemon irl #pokemon biology irl tabletop #pokemon tabletop #tabletop #tabletop homebrew #homebrew #ttrpg #pokemon irl tabletop #gen 2 #pokemon gen 2 #gen 2 pokemon

[neonstatic]

here is a list of my favourite pokemons, for no reason (a-z):

alcremie

blacephalon (abstract clown slayyy)

chinchou

cinderace (looks straight outta sawnick)

cosmog (...wow :0)

cottonee (like when you see a sheep in the clouds but it's alive)

cubchoo (😭😭someone give him a tissue😭😭)

cubone (HA bone...)

cursola

cutiefly (if our flies were this cute, i'd never swat at them...)

diancie (slay)

doublade (lesbians)

emolga (uninspired flying squirrel concept but i dig)

espurr (1000-yard stare)

fidough & flaafy (cute but in a way that pisses me off)

flabébé (actual springtime nobility)

flareon

flittle (she looks like pudding... yummies)

floette (actual springtime nobility pt 2)

floragato (sawnick universe)

florges (actual springtime royalty. sooo cunt)

flutter mane (stage name alone is giving rapper. big fan)

fomantis (inside plant)

frosmoth (wintertime royalty)

furfrou (borzoi)

galvantula (à tous les spider riders... c'est l'heure...)

garbodor (nightmare cutie)

gastrodon (snail)

gothitelle & gothorita (goth gfs)

great tusk (ancient spirit deserving of worship)

heracross (fma x the beatles)

iglypuff

iron valiant (sawnick universe)

jirachi (companion in a magical girl show that turns out fkg evil)

klefki (got the key to my heart)

lampent (ghibli universe)

liligant & leavanny (slay + good name for a baby girl...)

mareep

marshadow

mimikyu (she rly said to pikachu ''it's on sight'' messy queen)

pancham (panda champion)

pheromosa (CUNT)

pikachu.... ofc. basic bitch of my heart

piplup!

poipole (bisexual)

polteageist

pumpkaboo (😭😭😭)

raboot (sawnick universe)

raichu... ofcccc cmon butch chu

ribombee (falltime fairy court member but not nobility...peasant.)

sable eye (creeshur.. i will sell its eyes for mula)

sandshrew & sandslash

scatterbug

scorbunny (cute but clearly annoying)

slurpuff- SLUR???SLUR SIR??????

solosis (asscheeks)

solrock (.......kin)

spewpa

spinarak

starmie & staryu

sunflora (kiiiin)

sunkern & swadloon

swirlix (i'd smoke w her)

tapu koko & tapu lele (my ppl)

togepi (got a plush of that one c:)

vanillish, vanillite and vanilluxe (winter royals)

venonat (just some lil mote guy.)

vespiquen (slay)

vileplume

wooloo

zigzagoon (kiiiiiiin!)

aaaand that's it <3

#ray says #pokemon

[dipplinduo]

DipplinShipping Headcanon!

I can see Ogrepon babysitting Juliana and Kieran's kid when they're younger.

Omg. This is fic-worthy. "The Adventures of Ogerpon & Little Cutiefly" (their child). The entire time Ogerpon is STRESSING & gracefully saving a reckless baby that's running around getting into all sorts of trouble LOL

#dipplinshipping #dipplinshipping headcanons #fic ideas #kieran pokemon #kieran x juliana pokemon #juliana x kieran pokemon #juliana pokemon #kieran x juliana #juliana x kieran #ogerpon pokemon #ribombee lore

[smallestapplin]

sorry if this is simplistic or vague but the subway bosses dating someone who’s not really a trainer but does have a lot of pokemon? like your bf comes over to your house to see you and is immediately glomped by 7 pokemon. he has to sleep in your bed bc the spare rooms are filled w sleeping pokemon. he cant even cuddle you properly bc a gabite has curled up between you and a hoppip is using him as a pillow. there is a cutiefly living in his hat now

This is lowkey kinda cute.

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🔲Ingo🔲

- he doesn’t mind that you aren’t a trainer. He battles almost all day anyways, so it’s a nice change of pace.

- You two probably even met because of your Pokémon.

- At a pokepark specifically, and your gabite made friends with his Haxorus and the two Pokémon didn’t want to leave the other.

- He found it adorable how much you apologized but offered to set up play dates for the two.

- And in turn you two got to know each other.

- You explained that you didn’t battle, you just liked Pokémon, and your particular bunch are your babies.

- Which he thought was so cute.

- Almost almost a year into this he finally asked you out on date.

- Months into that you had to warn him that no you weren’t kidding when you said you adopted many Pokémon.

- A few took some time to warm up to him but they all love him.

- Ingo is absolutely interested in your different region Pokémon, having lived in Unova all his life, he has never seen a cutiefly in person before.

- And melts everytime he wakes up to find it in his hat.

- He feels bad about having to wake the pot thing up though, but he has to go to work.

- “Boss? Why aren’t you wearing your hat.”

- “My partner’s cutiefly is asleep in it, and I’m legally not allowed to wake them up.”

- Your Pokémon take the guest room but he loves the excuse it gives him to sleep next to you.

- Your gabite loves him and always demands head pats and chin scratches.

- Hoppip isn’t allowed to use him as a pillow anymore cause he missed work cause of it.

- Ingo doesn’t like waking up your pokemon, he thinks they are too cute.

- He flinches the first few times your Pokémon charged him when he came home.

- But now he gets sad if they don’t.

🔳Emmet🔳

- while he is a little bummed out you don’t battle he instantly perks up with your love of Pokémon.

- You two probably met at a café during the lunch rush.

- There were no other seats aside from the one in front of you.

- And you look cute! And the cutiefly resting on the table eating its own lunch is just too cute to pass up!

- He introduced himself as he always does and asks if he can sit here since everything else was full.

- And you didn’t mind at all.

- You two fell into an easy conversation when he began asking about your Pokémon.

- And of course like any good pokeparent you had stories and pictures of all your kids.

- Oh and Emmet was so happy with this, thoroughly enjoying himself.

- Emmet gave you his number and asked if you’d like to meet up sometime!

- Before you two got serious you both made sure each Pokémon liked the other.

- Surprising literally no one both teams bonded well, aside from Emmet’s Durant, but the angry ant seemed to just tolerate everyone else.

- He does wrestle with your gabite about sleeping position.

- “I am Emmet! And I want cuddles! Ack-No not you!…wait gabite I’m sorry-“

- Your hoppip and cutiefly are his new work buddies along with his joltiks.

- Ingo is debating on putting a limit on this.

- Emmet welcomes the hoard of Pokémon coming at him with open arms.

- They are his kids! And they are happy to see him! And he also gets a welcome home kiss from you! Life is good.

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[eggs-are-my-passion]

Hello I’m with Pokemon Care Weekly, and we’re doing an article on newborns, what can you tell us about general care for very young Pokemon?

oh gee

sure!

let me just

*fixes hair*

*fixes coat*

*checks everything*

ok

well, young pokemon in general are very needy when it comes to basic stuff, like hydration and nutrition. Some pokemon produce milk for their newborns, like tauros, miltank, slowpoke, numel, slurpuff, etc. while some feed their children by other means. Bird pokemon chew on their food and regurgitate it to their newborns. Nectar drinking pokemon are also fed by their parents, who store said nectar in hives so they can access it easily.

So what you should do is to try and imitate those characteristics. Buy milk for your numels, get nectar for your cutieflies, mash some bugs to feed your pidoves (do not chew on them cause humans carry a lot of diseases in their saliva). Oh, and don't forget to give them pure water, preferably from a natural source.

other than that, make a safe space for them. Keep them away from anything dangerous for them, like cleaning products and knives. Be calm around them, do not raise your voice or threaten them, or they might either run away from you as soon as they can or they will kill you.

Give them chew toys to help with teeth grow. Play with them so they can see you as a friend. Walk with them so they don't feel trapped. If they like to fight, battle with them (Small battles please. Do not send your newborn against a champion or something). And lastly but not least, if you can't take care of the baby pokemon, DO NOT SEND THEM OUT IN NATURE. Call the rangers, ask someone else to do so, do anything else instead of abandoning them, or they will die.

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