#cuntiest to me at least

[ladyofthecreeddraws]

The cuntiest of outfits for the cuntiest of men <3

#baldur's gate 3 #astarion #fanart #sketch #m'art #cuntiest to me at least #if astarion in a fur coat has been done b4 then well #have another one cuz it rules #and he deserves nice things lmao

[alicent-archive]

📣 Aegon is wearing Sunfyre embroidery I repeat Aegon is wearing Sunfyre embroidery 📣

#finally the cuntiest dragon can SHINE ! #(at least on Aegon’s tunic) #love me a Sunfyre moment #team green #aegon ii targaryen #my own #house of the dragon #sunfyre #hotd #text

[sirnica]

Possible goals? 🤔

#I'm like the least serving cuntiest person in the world #not the least hot or anything #i just have this sexless vibe about me #so probably not

[tinydeskwriter]

Hi! Can you write something with Carlos? After yesterday's events... I need to read something to cope, idk☹️☹️

You're Carlos Fucking Sainz

A/n: this is just a little something, a domestic moment after the bombastic news, Y/n trying to be there for her man. I was so sad for Carlos, I think this is the cuntiest Ferrari move ever, it's sure to make things unconfortable this season. It's not something particulartly big or elaborate, because I wasn't sure what you wanted, but I hope you like.

“Amore,” the Spaniard is surprised to hear the soft voice calling him, blocking his cell phone screen and placing it on the coffee table, turning to his girlfriend standing in the doorway.

Y/n arrived in Madrid three hours after the news was posted and a fifteen-minute call with her boyfriend left her heartbroken. She was lucky to have an extensive network and such a competent PA who managed to get her on a flight back home in record time—even if that meant she had to travel coach from Milan.

“Carinõ, what are you doing here?" The man got up and approached his girlfriend, kissing her lightly before pulling away to look at her, “I thought you weren't coming back from Milan until tomorrow."

“Aren't you happy to see me?" She tilts her head slightly and wrinkles her nose in the way she knows Carlos finds her irresistibly adorable.

“I'm always happy to see you." The words are genuine, but the smile is forced.

“I told the girls that my extremely hot and talented boyfriend needed me more than they did." Y/n wraps her arms around the older man's muscular neck.

“Not so talented apparently…” The woman's smile disappears when she sees his crestfallen expression and deprecatory tone when talking about himself. “They warned me ten minutes before the announcement went up.”

Y/n took her boyfriend's face in her hand, forcing him to look at her. Determination evident in her eyes.

“Carlos, bebé, you are amazing, never think otherwise, you are no less than Charles," she says seriously, “it's their loss, go after what you want my love, any team would be lucky to have you, Ferrari you've only been building tractors for years, you did your best, Hamilton will have the most disappointing end to his career there, and half the experts doubt that Charles will win the title racing for Ferrari."

“I'm going to be without a team in 2025..." the Spaniard says, moving away from his girlfriend, towards the large couch they choose together months before—his house was a true bachelor pad before she moved in, and it took some effort and gentle persuasion for her to convince her very headstrong man to allow her to change around.

Sitting on the huge, velvety blue sofa, with his arms crossed and beaked, his head thrown on the back and his eyes closed, he would look downright pathetic if he weren't so handsome—and if she didn’t love him so much.

At least for today, she wants to make him feel better, tomorrow and beyond, they take it one day at a time. Y/n sighs. She hates when Carlos is hard on himself, especially over a situation he has little to no control.

She takes off her own dress, leaving it pooling down the living room floor, in only a white lace G-string she sits on the man's lap, uncrossing his arms and placing his big hands on her ass. She laughs when Carlos immediately opens his eyes, staring at the pair of breasts in front of him with desire—she knows it's a low blow, but she just wants to see him a little more himself, sex won’t solve anything, but it will definitely take him out of his shell.

“Bebé, you are Carlos fucking Sainz,” she tangles her fingers through his dark strands, “fuck Ferrari, fuck Fred, fuck Charles and fuck Hamilton, show them all who you are, be your cuntiest self, ignore their bullshit strategy and their fucking favouritism, race for you, follow your instincts and get out of that tractor factory with a bang.” She kisses him deeply, biting his lips.

#f1 imagine #carlos sainz jr #carlos sainz imagine #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz x reader #cs55 imagine #cs55 x reader

[allgremlinart]

hai good friend,, tell me about mai. I don’t think I’ve ever heard of her before… look what we are doing to our beautiful queens 😔

YIPEE I love when me going insane about a character for a day makes you curious about them... especially cus atp I can kind of predict what is going to pique ur interest

ok ok: so, Mai. She's 1/3 of Azula's Evil Girl Group, colloquially known as Ozai's Angels, and thats the context you see her in for most of the show which is why it's important to know. You know how all cartoons in the 2000s HAD to have ONE morose goth chic? Well she is atla's quota. She's a noble, she's an only child (THEE only child. The first only child they made at the only child factory <33), she fights with 🔪KNIVES 🔪!!! she's Zuko's canonical comphet love interest and she has a very understated but underrated arc..

Her role/arc in the show:

I mentioned Ozai's Angels because her interactions with Azula and Ty Lee are the real meat and potatoes of her character. They're like... baby's first toxic yuri love triangle <3333 REALLY can't overstate how toxic yuri love triangle they are. Mai and Ty Lee end up betraying Azula in season 3 which is both the climax (imo) of Mai's arc and the inciting action for Azula's descent (but we're not getting into Azula never ask me to get into Azula please). A lot of people reduce Mai going turncoat to JUST being about saving Zuko - and like partially it IS. She saves Zuko from dying because she loves/cares about him and that's a big part of it.

But it's ALSO about her finding her voice ?? Like throughout the show we NEVER see her voice opinions about something unless it's to say that she's bored, or jaded, or what have you. She never seems to have strong feelings about anything; her stated reasoning for joining Azula's Imperialism Girl Band is because she's bored living with her parents 💀 but it's like. It becomes clear to the audience later in the show that she was raised to never speak unless spoken to, to mask emotions, etc etc LIEKKK SHE'S SOOO REPRESSED ONLY CHILD SHE'S SO WOMAN TM... So her telling Azula "I love Zuko more than I fear you" was THEE cuntiest moment EVER because it's like oh shit ?? this is something pretty unexpected from this character ?? Waow so crazy so cunt ??

A lot of people point out that she and Ty Lee never really got a "ohhhh Imperialism is bad" arc like Zuko did but. imo there wasn't a whole lot of room in the show for it lol. Would have been something interesting to explore in the comics for sure !! but uhmmm I'd rather walk into the ocean than watch Gene Luen Yang try and write about imperialism and colonialism again so maybe its better we never got that.. (no offense to him he's just... not that great at doing it in the atla comics...not his strength..)

Her reception in fandom:

She's usually only ever talked about in the context of being Zuko's love interest (either positively OR negatively) hence my post that you saw. Like. Victim Numero Uno of zutara/kataang shipping wars cus at least a bunch of people LIKE Aang whereas people either ignore or actively dislike her.

There's often discourse about like. Who's the "toxic" one in the Mai/Zuko pairing and it's annoying when she gets flak for it cus like newsflash: they both are. My GOD they both are. They've canonically broken up twice. They're the emo boy/goth girl pairing. They're cute together. They're miserable together. They're both homosexual. You get it.

Also a lot of times people just call her boring or emotionless and it's like congrats !! you have fallen for her facade... in conclusion... sorry this is so long uhm.. your fault for asking me though... how long is it going to take until I've just told you the entire plot of this cartoon piecemeal ask by ask...

#mai atla #allgremlinasks #north tag #every time I get one of these I'm like 'UGH idk 🙄 idk how to say this UGH. anyway here's my essay on-' #its so embarrassing hope you know that.

[flyinpucks]

i think about the “here’s luke serving cunt” video at least once a day, caption included

BAHA me too honestly. cause he really was the cuntiest of them all

#luke hughes

[i-live-in-my-bookshelf]

Everyone joking about "make yourself look pretty for exams because you know you're gonna fail so at least be pretty doing it" boy, i will study my heart out and wear my cuntiest makeup and cutest outfit because Miss Queen Elle Woods thought me right

#aesthetic #tumblr #academia #movie aesthetic #funny texts #tumblr blog #elle woods #study motivation #study tips #study blog #study #academia aesthetic

[gemalia]

There was a drag queen at a con in the USA somewhere who did the cuntiest Freeza drag known to man and I can't believe I wasn't able to see it live. But at least my American friend sent me some pictures!

#freeza #frieza #personal #why does everything interesting happen in america

[kunikuma]

okay bestie, im calling a meeting!! serious issues need to be discussed. i need to know what are our thoughts, hopes and feelings about fontaine and future versions in general. i personally just hope for a single hydro applicator i can fall in love with because i rly want to run hyperbloom with the cuntiest characters of them all and a sumeru character that matches the event bow (i literally dont have a single bow user leveled above lvl 25, its bad). i am not rly into the steampunk vibe so im feeling a bit eeh about fontaine, but i so hope they prove me wrong

ohohohoho hiiii, fun fact, i saw a pic of alhaitham on twt and then twt crashed and ive since been trying to find it for you. it’s been days. it was with him in a subway.

thoughts:

my brother and i are sadge bc we wanted a different harbinger, based on the leaks. will not say who for spoiler reasons. my brother doesnt even play getshit impact lmao

water is cute! and lovely. im very excited to see what kind of new mechanics will come out

each region felt more alive to me as i progressed, so im pumped to see the next iteration of story and game design.

blue is my fav color (or at least top three), so im probably a lil too giggly over the amount of pretty blue things ill see.

this is my first time playing genshin where i will witness a new region on release

i used to be more into steampunk but it was never high high on my list of aesthetics. however im a little gremlin and i love seeing the mechanical insides of things like clocks and… anything. so if i get to travel through a big clock or some shit and see all the gears moving and ticking and chime reverbs—

i do not like the bow playstyle ahaha. i dont bother pulling for bow characters bc i yawn. i think i have fischl at 40 bc i used to farm oceanid and my lvl 40 heizou was not reaching those flying boys… yelan however 🗿🗿🗿i did try pulling for yelan. for obvious reasons.

hopes:

i hope scara looks funny or cute when he swims bc… hat

i hope scara has a lil segment bc he’s got all the fatui lore. this goes for each region from now on i suppose? homie wanders; he’s like a lil traveling diary of memories and i wanna hear his tales. lets sit at the seaside late at night and he can tell us whatever he thinks is pertinent to the task 🤭🥺

i hope the quest line flows well

i hope theres a new hydro non-support. i like my xingqiu and i want kokomi for support reasons. i want childe for fun but i do want someone else. hydro husband? wet tehe.

i hope the next anemo guy gets added to my collection of loves in my heart but im hoping i dont like him more than scara bc i whaled for that fuck in game and real life.

sum it up: im not screaming EXCITED for fontaine, but it will be a breath of fresh air away from the desert. excited to see how they tackle the vibes and aesthetics and excited to see what new mechanics get released. i just hope the region feels alive 💕

also whats ur go to team if youre running a cunty team??

#kunikuma’s mail

[deadchannelradio]

3, 13 and 23 for the asks!

hiii thank you :3

3. favorite line/scene you wrote this year-

NOT POSTED YET. ive written a LOT this year and posted very little due to none of it being done. but i think the least appreciated line that made me laugh the hardest was from iris log #1548-

(01:37) Batman: Your helmet should protect you in an explosion.

(01:37) Red Hood: (Cranky) It’s an explosion. What’s a helmet gonna do? Should I wear bubble wrap to jump off the empire state too?

13. favorite writing song/artist/album of this year

i have a terrible habit of playing one song on loop whilst writing that has nothing to do with what i'm writing and i think the most egregious this year was probably "big ghost" by chris bathgate whilst writing pornogrophy.

23. fics you wanted to write but didn’t

a lot of it has been partially written because i have a bad habit of at least starting to get something down on a page and then never finishing it. i would have liked to have finished more this year than I did. i think however the two biggest losses that i probably will never write are 1) jason goes to the vigilante themed met gala as Kory's +1 dressed as the cuntiest batman to ever exist, this sweeping his siblings met gala score cards and ruining bruces life, and the fic where i make dick a single father to have him come out as trans, specifically for the fake tumblr post i made that was just "so when is it appropriate to start making mpreg jokes".

also anything involving the Unspecified Midwinter Holiday Celebration Of No Specific Denomination or Cultural Origin Family Celebration but i have a feeling that it will come up eventually in something

[liliansun]

it's the way jeno and jaemin are the cuntiest members of nct dream let's be fr (jeno's so lean and jaemin's so bulked up) MAL AND SAL Y'ALL WON IDC

stg sal needs to get him back so she and him can match with their snatched waists i just KNOW she's smol asf

also i just noticed that while chenle and renjun and jaemin have rbfs, so does JENO likeee, he looks so mean and i can only imagine him looking at sal like that but he doesn't mean it

no bc she is so tiny,, THEY ALL SO SMALL?? the girls i mean or at least they are in my head but anyway NO BC JAEM AND JENO ARE HAWT but i’m a hyuck girlie so like who really one (me,, i’m y/n,, i’m the real winner😭 sorry,, i’m delulu sometimes..(it’s canon) and imagine them arms around each others waists,, in LOVEEEEE i’m tired i’m sorry ignore me 😭

#lilac’s moots 🥳 #i see sparks fly — smau #HYUCK FOR THE WIN. #hyuckbrainrot 🧟‍♀️🧠

[solarisposting]

dude i'm just liveblogging only friends at this point fuck it

it'd be fucking hilarious if boeing and mew ran away together id laugh so fucking hard

ATOM IS NOW THE MOST UNHINGED BITCH IN THIS CITY WTFFFD GOOD GOD

oh my god from only friends to not even friends broooo...

unhinged mew moment at the pool <3 it's always an unhinged mew moment when water is involved <3

sand is the child of both a milf AND a dilf...nobody is surprised and everybody is grateful

WHY IS THAILAND'S CAPITAL CITY NAME SO LONG! WHAT IN THE llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwy-rndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch????

wait oh my god is mewing actually going to win i'm gagginggg (in a good way fjsjxj)

boston is so fucking humiliated at having caught feelings i am CRYING i literally snorted at his hangdog expression like uggghh here's my stupid broken phone with your silly little portrait that makes me kick my legs and giggle smh

(i am going to fuckin throttle the local attorney t** s******** whose personal injury ads appear at least seven times an episode and for legal reasons this is a joke)

ray's sobriety journey arc honestly might cause a panic attack bc of my partner's drinking problem and how my trying to help him plays into the relationship. still watching the show tho lmao

JESUS CHRIST SAND anyway yeah panic attack...likely!

like yes i rewound to sand screaming fuck thrice but i swear i am normal and chill

mewing! at the lake

boeing's been around for one episode and some change yet he is by and large the cuntiest of them all. new baby girl alert!

emotional intelligence! at the nick

NASTY BROTHERS REUNITE

the shot of boston crying for real made me shout YESS and i sent my phone flying. normal!

how many times diD I CRY THIS EPISODE (four)

#ONLY FRIENDS LIVEBLOG BABYYY #ofts #maybe i'll find this again one day with a proper tag in place

[icharchivist]

Would you hangout with Merlin or would you immediately attach yourself to Lamorak if you met their group in the wild?

I'm still mad about his hot concept art vs the sopping wet meow meow we ended up getting. Yes, it is more believable that Lammy looked at him and went "He's so sad, I can fix him", cause he would've taken one look at Concept!Merlin and immediately taken off his pants

But it's the principle of the thing

oh god.

The thing is that i'm really like Lamorak on that level of how. If i meet someone as pathetic looking as Merlin, i'd want to try to fix them. I'd pull a Lamorak. I would totally act like a clown trying to make them smile. (if the way i answer those asks isn't an indication of that).

Which ultimately means that if i meet the two of them and Lamorak sees me trying to make Merlin smile, he'd just be like "that makes two of us, he can't resist us both!" and we'd make a killer team (and by that i mean, because Merlin will consider killing us both)

but if we're talking attraction/affection, or long term attention, my focus would be on Lamorak. Like, it's not obvious right away what's wrong with him but this is exactly the type of things that i'd obsess with so the moment i catch on his bullshit i'd have to devote myself fully to studying him like a bug and trying to save him from himself.

I'd especially throw myself at Lamorak honestly, like. I'd smash that. So it gives him a strong advantage over Merlin.

In term of designs, i know losing Slutty Merlin was a catastrophe for us all. He was, indeed, serving cunt, and it's a shame we lost it. I do prefer the wet cat look in term of characterization at least, like the actual design we got looks sooooo dead inside, ultimate widower swagger. Maybe he'll reserve his cuntiest look for when all of the nations linked to Feendrache will have failed and he'd show up to the country funeral like the bad bitch he is reminding everyone he made it because payback is a bitch and so is he.

("and that's one more reason to cheer for him?" Lamorak tentatively offers, while i nod along)

... anyway point is tl;dr i'd totally go for Lamorak in particular but considering trying to fix Merlin would get me point with Lamorak i can do both and i would live my best life.

this answer is a mess hope it makes sense 🫡

#ichareply #ichafantalks gbf #anonymous #ichablogging 4kishi

[steady-loving-hands]

lotta shits gone wrong for me lately but at least i have the cuntiest outfit at the work christmas party

[borderlinemediocre]

Maynard's arm tattoos is the cuntiest thing I've ever seen. His back tattoo, that scorpion thing that stretches all the way through his spine, is incredibly badass, but the arm tattoos? Whenever I get a peek of them, I feel like witnessing a victorian woman pull up her skirt to show me her ankles

GOD are you in my head??? This is so legit. Cunty is the perfect word for them (maybe for him in general)... Like they've felt at least mostly covered up for a while so when he wore that tank top on stage in florida?? And how they cross over from his shoulders to his chest!!! The way they disappeared under his bra...

#now i need to write more of him in this outfit lol #anon be my friend we're the same

[finalorangefanta]

Final Fantasy IX Party Members in Order of How Much I Adore Them (Most to Least)

Blank - Idc that he is merely a "guest" party member I just want to know what straight male producer at Square green-lit a zombie leather-brief-clad twink for this game. I wish I had the swag that Blank has. In addition to wearing the least clothes, he's also the sassiest one of the Tantalus Gay Polycule(TM), and therefore the most gay. Also claims to be lady's man but offers no evidence of this. (And apparently he was cool enough to be the only guest party member to be included in this concept art)

Beatrix - Also a guest party member, but an extremely rewarding one to finally play as after she kicks your ass so many times. The general of the all-female army of Alexandria serves so much cunt. Her sword is called Save the Queen which is arguably the most memorable and definitely cuntiest name of a minor weapon in any Final Fantasy game, my feelings about Her Majesty Lizzy aside. And her headgear is nonsensical except that it is hot

Freya Claybourne - Moving into the main playable characters, let me first acknowledge that dragoons are probably the hottest job in Final Fantasy, and Freya is one of the coolest. Freya is furry fodder as an anthropomorphic rat "Burmecian", but somehow maintains more poise and elegance than any other main cast member. Her musical theme alone could draw out some tears. Her devotion to Burmecia even after its destruction makes me almost think chivalry could be a good thing sometime, somewhere.

Vivi Ornitier - Pause: why does Vivi have a last name when no other black mage does? Regardless, everybody loves Vivi. How could you not? The odd black mage design from early Final Fantasy games becomes quite cute when characterized as a lost little boy that was created using arcane magic to take over the world. Vivi's character arc is perhaps most touching of all, moving from confusion to sadness to hope.

Garnet "Dagger" Til Alexandros XVII - In a kingdom dedicated to protecting a secret crystal, naming 17 princesses "Garnet" seems like a bad idea. Anyway, she's your typical tomboy deuteragonist found in oh so many JRPGs but Dagger might be a little better than others because she's not manic-pixie-dream-girling anybody (unlike, say, Rinoa from FFVIII); she doesn't change Zidane much and he doesn't really change her. Dagger grows wiser from exposure to the world and not from her monkey boyfriend. The plot is bigger than them both.

Zidane Tribal - Zidane is not the most remembered protagonist in Final Fantasy, definitely less remembered than Cloud or Squall from VII and VIII, but I think that's why he's one of my favorites. He's not as moody. In fact he's a relatively static character whose main change is being more serious by the end. He crushes hard on Dagger, but by the climax his involvement is more connected to Kuja, which I find more compelling, even if that also follows a well-established pattern in FF games.

Quina Quen - Quina, to me, is a strange experiment in gender fuckery that is mostly successful despite being used as comic relief; they do let Quina an Vivi get "married" without anyone treating it as an insane concept, and Quina has his own pronouns that everyone uses. S/he (maybe we can just use "they" now?) is simple, and simple is good. Cook food, catch frogs. Would that we could all be more like our genderqueer kuing Quina.

Adelbert Steiner - This is easily the best first name/surname combo in FFIX. If you do not love Steiner by the end of the game, you are without a soul. He's annoying at the premise, but by the end he is our collective babygirl. He tries so damn hard, and he is a certified lad with strong lawful-good allegiances that grow a little more chaotic over time.

Amarant Coral - Ah, the edgelord. If it wasn't going to be Zidane, someone had to be it. Amarant's look is not my favorite character design, but his arc is heartwarming. Unfortunately, we don't know enough about his past for it to be fully rewarding.

Eiko Carol - (Not related to Amarant of the very similar last name.) Eiko is a sweet but sassy little girl with magic powers and a tragic backstory, much like Rydia and Relm from earlier games. But this time she has a horn and a tiny moogle companion named Mog, and Mog is the best thing about Eiko.

Cid Fabool IX - I like Cid because he was a bug. As a human and a guest party member, he's not quite as cool. He's a bit of an adulterer, but he learns his lesson so I guess he's fine? Still, one of the more fun Cids in the series.

Cinna and Marcus - The last two guest party members. Marcus's love for his "bro" Blank is the only reason I remember him. (It could've been gayer but go off ig.) I'm not sure why I remember Cinna exists. He's comic relief, I think? Kind of frightening with his soulless eyes, honestly.

#final fantasy ix #ffix #final fantasy #jrpg