#cryptoland

[critterishere]

hey y’all so ummmm

I uhhhhhhh

I’m sorry I’m sorry I’m sorry

#cryptoland #digital art #digital drawing #drawing #art #my art #BTW I DONT LIKE CRYTOP 😭😭😭😭😭 #connie the crypto coin

[cryptomemefanblog]

Springmeme SUCKS! Justice for cryptomeme! 😡😡😡

(DISCLAIMER. THIS IS A JOKE BLOG. I DO NOT SUPORT CRYPTO OR NFTS)

#joke blog #connie the coin #cryptoland #crypto #gay crypto #nft #nfts #blockchain #cryptobro

[sonyshock]

Welcoin to 💲 Cryptoland 💲 Commissions & Kofimissions / PAPERCUT webcomic

Posted using PostyBirb

#fan art #cryptoland #kony #soup.avi

[r0ttenfr0g]

To be clear; I don’t support crypto currencies at all. CryptoLand however is an unhinged project I just need to periodically remind everyone existed.

#Cryptoland

[roachliquid]

...wait.

Wait.

My island recruits are building a pyramid.

are we. Are we building Cryptoland??? D:

#dragon quest builders 2 #dqb2 #cryptoland

[b-a-r-c-l-a-y]

does anyone get really annoyed when someone asks a sincerely interesting though-experiment or question like "if you could time travel, what would you do?" and then some moron says "im gonna look up stock prices!" or "Im gonna look up bitcoin prices!" or "Im gonna look up lottery ticket numbers!"

its the most boring answer someone can make "woah what if you could do anything?" "im gonna get money" "uhh, okay, what would you do with the money?" "invest in things to get more money" WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH THE MONEY???????????!?????????????!??!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!!!!!! PAY LOTS OF TAXES???????? GET A NICE HOUSE??????? A BOAT???? GET A BIG GREENHOUSE AND TAKE CARE OF NEARLY ENDANGERED SPECIES???? HAVE A LIBRARY COLLECTING THE RAREST BOOKS IN THE WORLD???? FULFILL YOUR FANTASIES OF TRAVELLING ACROSS THE WORLD, LEARNING LANGUAGES, FINDING QUESTS TO DO FROM THE LOCAL PEOPLE IN MYSTERIOUS TOWNS, SOLVING MYSETERIES, AND FIGHTING CRIME ACROSS INTERNATIONAL BORDERS?????? "uhhhh i want my high-score to go up" its such a useless and souless answer im sick of it, these people need the cryptoland coin man to watch them every time they shower

#frustration #rant #vent #crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #etherum #stock #lottery #house #income #money #boring #collection #fun #thought experiment #question #currency #soulless #cryptoland #bitconnect

[crypto-land]

Crypto land- Is cryptocurrency a profitable investment?

Early investors in cryptocurrencies such as bitcoin are likely to have profited: if you paid £310 for one bitcoin in April 2016, your investment would be worth around £24,000 six years later.

Bitcoin's price rose through 2021, reaching record highs of just under $67,000 in November, before plummeting to $29,000 (£23,700) in May 2022.

While that is more than £310 for one bitcoin, it demonstrates how volatile even the most popular cryptocurrency is. In 2022, the price of bitcoin has been falling as part of a larger cryptocurrency sell-off as investors avoid riskier investments in the face of rising inflation and interest rates.

#crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #etherium #digital #digitalcurrency #cryptoland #cryptoisland #currency

[duhragonball]

Were you aware of/do you have an opinion on the Dragonball theme park that is starting construction soon? On the one hand it seems like that Harry Potter theme park (which was a dumb idea, nobody serious cares about HP anymore), but Dragonball also isn't shitty, and Akria Toriyama didn't spend the last years of his life making sure everyone knew he was a transphobe (which J.K. Rowling is doing her best to do). Do you have a take?

I was not aware of any of this, so I don't think I have much to contribute to the conversation.

The article I just found was published only a few hours ago, so I guess this is a HOTTT scoop? Also, it looks like the thing is being built in Saudi Arabia, so I guess that's why this got announced in the middle of the night where I live. It's 3am here and I'm up early because I went to bed at 7pm and woke up around 1am.

Okay, so the Saudi connection is something I can talk about, because this sounds a lot like the same agenda that led to the WWE's infamous deal with Saudi Arabia. For those of you who aren't into pro wrestling, in 2018 WWE started putting on events in Jeddah and Riyadh. This has been controversial for several reasons, but the main sticking point is that the Saudi assassination of dissident journalist James Khashoggi took place in October 2018, a few weeks before WWE's second-ever Saudi show, Crown Jewel. The U.S. condemned the assassination, and politicians pressured WWE to call off the show, but the Kingdom paid a lot of money for the deal, and Vince McMahon only cares about himself, so they just went ahead and did the show anyway. There's other issues, but that one especially stuck in my craw, and it's why I canceled my WWE Network subscription and haven't watched their product ever since.

Basically, the Saudi government has been trying to revamp their economy to reduce dependence on the petroleum industry. The WWE deal is part of the "Saudi Vision 2030" project, which aims to increase the economic, social, and cultural diversification of the country by the end of this decade. Tourism is a big part of that plan, which is why they're paying big money for sporting events, live shows, and so on. Their plans also include a lot of political and social reforms, but this feels like an afterthought, especially to a lot of critics. For example, they announced a "Red Sea Film Festival" in 2019, but in order to put on such an event, they first had to lift a 35-year moratorium on building new movie theaters. They started allowing women to enter the King Fahd International Stadium for the first time, but that's probably just because they really wanted a packed house for these shows and concerts they're putting on.

The whole thing smacks of propaganda designed to distract the public from KSA's lousy record on human rights. When WWE was promoting their first Jeddah show, they ran a lot of video packages about Saudi Vision 2030 and talked up how cool it was that the country was seeking to modernize. Meanwhile, a lot of their roster couldn't even go to these shows for various reasons. Sami Zayn's a Syrian by descent, Noam Dar is an Israeli, and Montel Vontavious Porter is a former Muslim, so he might get executed for apostasy if he entered the country. The women's roster was a whole other thing. I think they were just left at home for the first couple of shows, and then they gradually started allowing more women to participate. And all those slick Saudi Vision video packages looked pretty hollow when James Khashoggi got murdered.

My take has been that KSA is just throwing money at their problems and trying to distract their critics. Saudi Arabia is practically synonymous with oil, and that's what made the country rich. I watched a video on this a while back, and if I remember right, they discovered oil in the 1930s and wanted to avoid getting exploited by the British and French, so they partnered with the United States. That prosperous relationship allowed Saudi Arabia to become a regional power and basically have things their way. The human rights problems were allowed to persist because they knew the U.S. would always back them up to protect their oil interests.

But over the last fifty years or so, U.S. dependence on Saudi oil has declined. See, it's not that Saudi Arabia has more crude oil than other countries. What made it so important in the petroleum industry is that Saudi crude is much easier to refine than other sources. So Saudi refineries can produce more fuel in a short span of time, which gave them a lot of leverage in that sector. But there's been a big push in the U.S. to seek out and refine more crude oil domestically, and that's cut into Saudi Arabia's prestige. Now, when rival powers like Iran start bothering Saudi Arabia, the U.S. isn't as quick to offer support, and that's why KSA is trying to figure out how to adapt to the changing times.

To be blunt, I don't know how the hell a Dragon Ball theme park helps solve any of this. If the oil revenue is on the decline, then it makes sense for a country to invest in other industries while the coffers are fuil, but now Saudi Arabia has to backtrack a lot of their draconian laws and authoritative policies to improve their public image. And they need to do it quickly, but not so quickly as to upset the conservative elements in the country.

Like, all right, let's say they open this park, and they really want people to fly in from all over the world. I know a lot of women in the Dragon Ball fandom. What kind of restrictions would they have to deal with in the park? Is there a stringent dress code? They made a big deal out of the historic first-ever women's match at one of those Crown Jewel shows, but the wrestlers had to wear black unitards under their usual ring gear. So they eased up on some rules, but you watch the show and you can tell there's still some rules in place.

I've met a lot of LBGTQ+ people in this fandom. Can they go to the Saudi Dragon Ball theme park? Can a same-sex couple hold hands as they wait in line to ride the Ginyu Force Log Flume? And I'm sure there's a guy at the General Entertainment Authority office who would assure me that it's all good, nothing to worry about, everyone is welcome, please come to the theme park and spend lots of money. But once you get there? Remember, James Khashoggi was a citizen of Saudi Arabia, and he walked into that consulate assured that everything would be cool, and then it wasn't.

You mentioned the Harry Potter theme park, and yeah, that whole franchise is a PR hot mess, but at least I don't have to ask these kinds of questions about who can go to the park without getting detained. That's the public relations mess Saudi Arabia has to clean up. At least with Harry Potter, they just have to distract people from one hateful, cranky billionaire. For most casual fans, "J.K. Rowling" is a name they barely notice in the credits. But Saudi Arabia's issues are baked into the government, laws, and history of the whole country. Reform is possible, but it isn't as simple as the propaganda makes it sound. There's a lot of damage that needs to be repaired.

I'm sorry, I kind of turned this into a rambling essay about Saudi Arabia's pivot to tourism, but for me that's the main issue here. The park might get completed and it may even do big business, but I don't think there's a lot of transparency with these projects. From what I've heard, the WWE shows in Jeddah and Riyadh don't actually make a lot of money. Much of the live crowd attends for free just to make the shows look more popular than they are, and WWE only plays along because they're getting paid handsomely for the effort. It just comes across like the country is spending lots of money to imitate a tourist destination without actually becoming one. So the Dragon Ball park looks like it's also going to be a means to an end. Someone in charge liked the idea enough to push it through, but that doesn't translate into success.

Oh, wait, I just realized: What if the park opens, then fails, and it gets abandoned? I really don't have any interest in theme parks, but abandoned theme parks kick ass. Imagine Dogpatch U.S.A, except it's Dragon Ball themed. That would be amazing. I hope I live long enough to see photos of it when it gets all old and decrepit.

#dragon ball #dragon ball: the theme park #this doesn't feel like it'll end well #oh i just found the youtube video about it i hope it's like the thing for cryptoland #pleasepleaseplease

[critterishere]

I’m mentally well I promise, I’m doing alright😅😅😅😅

#cryptoland #connie the coin #crypto #my art #digital art #digital drawing #digital doodle #digital sketch #art #drawing #doodles #sketch #foe art #I don’t know what to say. I’m sorry????

[cryptograndeenews]

Crypto Landing Platform Hodlonaut Owes Algorand Foundation $35M.

Cryptolending platform Hodlnaut owes the Algorand Foundation $35 million in USD Coin (USDC) stablecoins. The non-profit organization said it was using "all legal remedies" to recover assets… Detail: https://bitcoingrandee.com/news NEWS

#Cryptocurrency #Blockchain #Business #News #Hodlnaut #Algorand #AlgorandFoundation #Terra #cryptolanding

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I’m a sucker for niche rant videos about stuff I know nothing about. I don’t know shit about interior design but I will click on “10 worst interior design trends of 2021″ videos every time. I didn’t know who Onision was until I started watching people relentlessly roast his books (which I will also never read). I haven’t played Yandere Simulator or any of its myriad clones or spiritual successors but I have watched hours upon hours of videos outlining why they’re bad and Yanderedev is worse. Do I care about cryptocurrency or play any MMORPGS at all? No. Do I know an unreasonable amount about both Earth 2 and Cryptoland? Yes. I haven’t read a modern YA book since The Hunger Games but boy have I watched a lot of people nitpick new releases.

[springmemefanblog]

More MEMELISCIOUS fanart by @bigboner127 on twitter🤣🤣🤣

Springtrap is WORRIED that his LITTLE POGCHAMP will go back to his TOXIC ex, CONNIE THE COIN from CRYPTOLAND 😨

#JOKE BLOG

[peepeestrahm]

ok hi I’ve seen a lot of people do flags headcanon posts so here’s mine.  warning these are absolutely deranged 

some of these come from @monstercard​ who sits on call with me 6 hours straight while we act unemployed as fuck making this shit up all god damn night

Pianoman

- has his own currency where everything is 100% perfectly indistinguishable from real money except his face is on it. he calls this “PianoBucks” 

- the value of Pianobucks varies from 3 bitcoin to 3 dogecoin based entirely on the like/dislike ratio of a comment he made on the CRYPTOLAND youtube video

- his house is the most insane place in the world it is outrageous opulence but it is ALSO busted he has shit like this massive chandelier except it's connected to a light switch that doesn’t work  unless you touch the wires together manually and therefore all the exposed wires are out

Doc 

- was a prolific serial killer in medical school.  terrorized his campus.  nobody suspected it was him, in fact a lot of his classmates worried for him because he probably couldn’t defend himself so they’d offer to walk him home from class only to be, for lack of a better word, TUSKed

- has given each of the flags at least one organ from the other ones.  each one of them thinks they are the only one this has not happened to 

- they made the human centipede based on a real thing he did

- actually gave verlaine the hardest time because of his ability 

- when he and albatross get married they have a naked wedding.  doc cranks the heat and it’s “strongly requested” that attendees don’t shower for 48 hours before the event.  ghastly

Iceman

- he/him butch lesbian I’ll fight you on this 

- born into a massively powerful mafia family in italy before a rival group took them all out at the same time.  he thought he was the only survivor but his older sister also lived.  

- chuuya took his eye.  that bitch EXPLODED

- autistic asf 

- died trying to get lippmann out of verlaine’s car. sorry

- chuuya gets compared to him the most I think

- the BEST cook of the whole group his food is DELICIOUS it’s made with love.  his cooking is the only thing the flags have all unanimously decided not to make fun of because if he ever stopped doing it for them it would be a huge loss.  albatross hears him say something that comes out in a heavy accent and reflexively goes i cooka da meetbol and that's too close to violating the rule and lippmann shoves a silk scarf in his mouth to shut him up

Lippmann

- he starred in a film that had him shooting in a very tight hole in the ground but actually got stuck and panicked, leaving him with severe claustrophobia 

- constantly taking TV bit roles where his character gets killed by the mafia because he thinks it’s really really funny

- mcdonalds did a Lippmann Meal once and all the flags piled into the clown car and ordered 10 of them.  nary a one failed to do this as obnoxiously as possible btw

Albatross

- GAY has been in love with Doc for uh.  forever

- can operate any vehicle ever created but he has exactly zero licenses and in fact the only one of these fucking people who has an actual non forged legal drivers license is iceman who for reasons nobody understands has a CDL

- he puts on horrible reality tv or like hey arnold while he and doc are fucking because doc thinks it’s hot that he has to compete for albatross’s attention 

#bsd flags #bsd #bsd stormbringer #bsd iceman #bsd lippmann #bsd doc #bsd pianoman #bsd albatross #bungou stray dogs

[josephcryptomilquetoast]

NFT sentence starters.

❝ whoa, dude, is that a lazy lion? ❞

❝ yeah, i actually have 5 bored apes. i bought them on opensea shortly after my wife left me. ❞

❝ i am divorced. ❞

❝ do you perhaps wish to indulge in some NFT jounce? together? ❞

❝ yeah, babey, i got the password right here... it’s “crypto currency” ❞

❝ i actually have a huge etherium wallet. wanna see? i’m flirting by the way. ❞

❝ want to go to cryptoland together? haha, just kidding... unless? ❞

❝ i made you a bitcoin... but i eated it. ❞

❝ my wife left me. ❞

❝ i can’t get a girlfriend. for some reason. i wonder why? ❞

❝ dude, check out these cryptokitties! they’re soooo cute! it only cost me $250,000 USD to get them! ❞

❝ i only drink milk. ❞

❝ i wish i was a billionaire. do you ever wish you had all of the money in the world? ❞

❝ ah! i’m so hungry. but good thing i spent all of my grocery money, $25,000, on NFTs! i can eat those! ❞

❝ i gotta shit. ❞

❝ hey, do you like other men? what about other men with an extensive trading portfolio? ❞

❝ do you like NFTs? ❞

❝ ah... i think i am, having a heart attack. ❞

❝ oughh. n.n.ghghgh.... mf.... my bittcoins.... ❞

❝ thanks for buying me this NFT! wanna have gay sex? ❞

❝ i love your beautiful locks of hair. so shiny and golden... like a bitcoin. ❞

#indie rp #rph #rp resources #sentence starters #nft bro core #kawaii

[nelsoncough]

“  ah, i see you have noticed my sparkling, spherical globe, and how its follicles have withered. hopefully you can forgive an old man for his feeble mane.   ”   an inquisitive brow is raised as the man’s lips curled into a smile.

“  nevermind that    —-    have you heard of cryptoland … ?  ”

#open rp #horror rp #fallout rp #anime rp

[crypto-land]

Steps for beginners to begin day trading in cryptocurrency- Cryptoland

Day trading is an investing strategy that makes money by making frequent trades of one or more securities throughout the day. While traditional buy-and-hold investors are concerned with a company's long-term performance, day traders seek to capitalize on more immediate profit opportunities.

Select a trading platform. The first decision a day trader must make is which platform to use. Only domestically regulated crypto-trading platforms are available to US traders.

Choose your investments carefully. Once you've chosen a platform, it's time to decide what you want to invest in. The same market condition that scares away long-term investors creates opportunities for day traders to profit.

Select a trading strategy Day traders employ a variety of strategies to profit from short-term fluctuations in the cryptocurrency markets. According to the experts of cryptoland, A successful crypto day trader should develop a winning strategy based on research, with clear plans for when to enter and exit positions.

#crypto #cryptocurrency #bitcoin #etherium #digital #digitalcurrency #cryptoland #cryptoisland #currency