#cryptid keepers

[kermit-coded]

watcher alternatives

in honor of steven and the ghoul boys shitting the proverbial bed, here's some of my favorite youtube channels/podcasts with similar vibes!

michael reeves: an extremely unhinged youtuber who makes robots! he only posts once or twice a year, but his videos are super worth it!

sorta stupid: my favorite reaction channel. these guys are super chill and funny, and they are the ultimate allies (go check out their toh series if you wanna see them be huge lumity shippers!)

microwave society: they also do reactions, but they specialize in shitty kids movies (and the occasional classic like megamind or shrek). check out their veggietales videos if you want to laugh until you puke.

max0r: does unhinged video game reviews that are like crack for people with adhd.

anthpo: he's not making videos anymore, but all his stuff is up on youtube and he perfectly balances feel-good and funny.

cryptid keeper podcast: this podcast has major early-unsolved vibes and they somewhat have the skeptic/believer dynamic as well.

#soda speaks #michael reeves #microwave society #sorta stupid #max0r #anthpo #cryptid keeper #watcher #ghoul boys #steven lim #shane and ryan #watcher entertainment #ghost files

[citrenecult]

I have One (1) idea for Kallamar polycule. I just have to convince myself it's a good idea and also that it doesn't matter if I'm cringe.

So.

Kallamar/Fox/Unused Lighthouse Keeper?

#cult of the lamb #cotl #cotl kallamar #cotl fox #cotl unused lighthouse keeper #mayhaps a polycule can be a former god of plauge a cannibalistic cryptid and a women who went missing through supernatural means #my stuff #text post

[localcryptidinthewoods]

i feel like The Divine concerts are always crazy as shit, theres always some drama or some stunt being pulled by the band or some crazy shit happens in the crowd due to lack of concert ettiquete

Irene has def played a surprise break up song which is her very clearly being petty about Shad. It comes out later that night that Shad and her got back together. She also seems like the type to give fans kisses, think Nana Osaki from the anime Nana type vibes. She’s also def done some VERY suggestive dances and acts while on stage and will continue to do them without shame. Shes probably also been on stage either drunk or high off som.

Kul’Zak decides to have a pre concert qna over on twitter or som which ends with him calling someone an idiotic bitch due to them running a fan account of him and treating him like hes an illiterate child instead of the full grown adult he is and getting cancelled (first time thats happened its ussally everyone else getting cancelled)

Enki posts a story of him in irenes dressing room with the caption “new things coming soon. . .” mid album tour before deleting it as it starts trending. Enki & Menphia got caught making out pre concert by a fan w a VIP w backstage access badge who took photos and posted them immediately after. Needless to say that person got kicked out pretty quickly.

if someone throws something on stage and menphia gets up and throws it back at them 10x harder because it almost hit someone on the head and shes getting real pissed of people throwing stuff on stage ( she also gets controversy over this because it did, indeed, hit the fan who threw it in the first place, not in the head but it still hit them )

i feel like this is probably someones (dont remember who) yung gravy garroth leaking into my view of esmund since garroth is esmunds descendant, but you cant tell me esmund hasent been handed and or thrown bras during concerts. he takes em and asks if their sure cuz he knows bras are expensive asf, but he takes em. ussally washes and donates them afterwards, but its always funny to hear him yell thank you over all the loud music, theres complilation videos of it happening

its happened once or twice that a fan manages to get on stage due to security lacking and nothing is more terrifying than watching a 6’9 Shad grab the person by the arm and DRAG them towards security if they manage to get too close to someone with a death stare. Shads a pretty big and strong guy and intimidating, and is absolutely TERRIFYING when he uses that to his advantage.

#cryptid rambles #aphblr #aphmau #aphverse #the divine warriors #rockstar au !! #tw suggestive #tw alchohol mention #tw drugs #irene the matron #shad the destroyer #enki the keeper #kul’zak the wanderer #menphia the fury #esmund the protector

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

Returning to the sewers 💪

#Cryptid irl #Cryptids keepers

[cryptidxmoth]

Someone Aervis has forgiven?

"...She floated there ever so gently like she was one of the many stars she created..."

#∘☽∘ echos in the dark ∘☾∘ (asks) #∘☽∘ tiny moth cryptid ∘☾∘ (aervis) #∘☽∘ The Grand Keeper of the Stars∘☾∘ (Ethereus) #∘☽∘ blurry camera photos ∘☾∘ (art) #fo #∘☽∘ it's all folklore ∘☾∘ (headcanons) #i totally read this wrong.. my dumb ass thought it said forgotten... so here you go instead

[faeorwizardorsmthn]

I hate living in Mayfair wtf is this 😭😭

#mayfair watcher's society #cryptid keeper #creepy #digital art

[inga-don-studio]

SPIRIT, WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABYGIRL?!?!?!

YOU STOLE HIS FUCKING FEMURS

(And his voice - that AIN’T The John Kassir. And they dare charge that much for a glorified wiper motor animatronic with a meh voice impression?!?! Spirit, you are dead to me.)

#🎃 cryptid sighting #Crypt Keeper #What did my friend my pal my silly old comedy cadaver ever do to you?! #I’m so disappointed #Not that I could afford an animatronic this year but I was so excited when his re-release was teased #I’ve wanted one of the original Crypties from like 20+ years ago since I was little but they go for BIG MONEYZ #I think the greatest insult is not using the original’s audio or just bringing Kassir back in to record new lines #Like that man will go into Crypty mode for any reason AND still does the voice flawlessly (seriously he’s amazing) #I kid about Spirit being dead to me - my ire is directed @ Gemmy or whomever made this - but I’m still pissed #Spirit Halloween #I guess I can just hope to find a cheaper broken one on eBay in a couple years or something #I’d probably rebuild his legs to be like the original by giving him his leg bones back tbh #He deserves that much

[the-hilda-librarians-wife]

Fucking hilarious how the automated bell keepers were commissioned to be built exactly like the Bell Keeper, down to the point where their shadows are identical. Combined with how every single other bell keeper had been fired, except for the one we see, this just sounds like Erik looked at BK and went “this is it, the perfect specimen”. Totally normal heterosexual behavior.

#Erik/Anders works because they’re both actually crushing so hard on Edmund and he wants nothing to do with either #sorry gentleman! sometimes a man dismisses every man that comes into his life because his true love is a cryptid made of bark #the bell keeper Hilda #Erik ahlberg Hilda

[haveyouheardthispodcast]

#The Cryptid Keeper #The Cryptid Keeper Podcast #poll #Comedy

[megapolismayor]

I need to finish this shitpost. JKGDFJFNGDF

#╰ 💀 ✧ ˖ a keeper of cryptids ┊ .ooc #╰ 💀 ✧ ˖ counting the matches ┊ .art #//i miss drawing my l egos...

[yourockthebeatofmyheart]

Favorite podcasts: The Cryptid Keeper (2017-2020)

"The un-lie is somewhere in the distance!"

#cryptid keeper #the cryptid keeper #cryptids #picspam #moodboard #photoset #fav podcasts #favs aesthetics #mine: edit

[kermit-coded]

for those looking for ghost files alternatives, check out the cryptid keeper podcast!! i listened to them during quarantine and they were really fun.

#soda speaks #cryptid keeper #watcher #watcher entertainment

[mthevlamister]

I am once again asking why you would do a cryptid documentary and sound so disinterested in the topic. There's a whole folklore world out there with cultures to discuss and why these tales are here; why people believe in the crypitds; why their stories can help us or damn us.

Why the hell would you sound so bored--

#cryptid keeper podcast set me up for excitement and wonder #and no one is living up to it #I miss that podcast so much

[localcryptidinthewoods]

i think enki the keeper was born, essentially, a tiefling, due to being cursed (by the old gods or by nature itself idk yet i still gatta figure out lore regarding the world my rewrite takes place in) because his mommy ate people (to survive but yk..cannibalism is ‘evil’ and ‘morally fucked up’ so) and the curse haunts the family for generations

#cryptid rambles #aphblr #aphmau #aphmau mcd #minecraft diaries #aphmau divine warriors #enki the keeper #tw cannibalism

[cryptidwithaninternetconnection]

(Sorry if I’m slow to respond, I got that CST swagger along with chronic eepyness, so I’m sometimes asleep when people spin around on my blog)

Current vibe:

Ignoring my brother and jamming out to Valley of Shadows

Be nice, I’m tired

Dni: proship, homophobic, racist, etc

Tags I use:

Dark talking

Dark lore

DarkLMK RP

Cryptid irl

Cryptid lore

Cryptids keepers

Character Nell

Soul creature

The forgotten creation

​Qīngsè the Weasel demon

My character, Dark:

Alts:

@askweapondark

@ask-littleshadow

@ask-fatalau-dark

@moonlitglassmaker

@evilassistantbutnotmean

@evilhelperbutnotmean

@tumblertown-headcanons

@citizen-of-megapolis

@apocalyptic-casper-sayhi

@enderian-mosscrafter

@yourfavoriteracoonplushie

#dark talking #dark lore #DarkLMK RP #lego monkie kid oc #lego monkie kid #I’m also found on the Red Son RP acc :D #also the creator #Cryptid IRL #Cryptid Lore #Cryptids Keepers #Character Nell #Soul creature #the forgotten creation #Qīngsè the Weasel demon #anti proship #dni proship #light at the edge of the world #my art #Cryptid asks #Outfits for cryptid

[cryptidxmoth]

✏️for Hatty and/or Snatcher!

#∘☽∘ echos in the dark ∘☾∘ (asks) #∘☽∘ tiny moth cryptid ∘☾∘ (aervis) #∘☽∘ purple ghost noodle ∘☾∘ (snatcher) #∘☽∘ keeper of the pieces ∘☾∘ (hatty) #∘☽∘ blurry camera photos ∘☾∘ (art)