#crosshair my chaotic little bastard i love you

[moonstrider9904]

You: Hey, Crosshair, have you ever been arrested?

Crosshair: yes

You: I was gonna say 'cuz it's illegal to be that cute' but see now I'm concerned

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[moonstrider9904]

Crosshair, napping on the couch:

You: Crosshair, pick up your dirty dishes.

Crosshair: I'm asleep.

You: You always do this, you leave them lying around, thinking the little dish goblin magically wooshes them clean and back to their place when I'm the one who has to--

Crosshair: *stands up and eyes you up and down*

Crosshair: I mean... goblin isn't the wrong term.

You: Jerk.

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[moonstrider9904]

Crosshair: I cut in front of a guy in the deli, side-swiped a lady at the pharmacy, and ran over two children in the snack aisle.

Crosshair: And I'd do it again in a heartbeat.

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