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you, reading this. you're a creature now. reblog to creature your followers

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anyone else uhh..... anyone else ummmm. anyone else. anyone else, anyone.. anyone, anyone. oh god anyone

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Dean Pelton when someone asks if he's gay

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i bet crossing spears with someone to block entry into a location feels so fucking good

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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

#LOVE holding a beverage

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Take the test

You can only do 12 options in a poll so if you tie choose which one you prefer???

#85% druid was my highest with 75% each in paladin monk and wizard

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me: I have GOT to get weirder!

also me when I do get weirder: *visibly shaking* I'm going to be killed with hammers by everyone for being a freak.

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wish i could go back to eden and give eve a vibrator

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bumping your OCs ages up every few years because they’re starting to feel like infants to you. reblog if you agree. 

#I'm pretty sure when I made my first dnd character i actually made her a few years older than me because i was pretty sure i'd play her #for several years and have this exact problem #however as far as i remember she's 23 lmao #she's like a baby to me now (I'm 28)

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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

#i love it cause that and 12 are the only goddamn times i can read off of those damn clocks without having to really spend a lot of effort #on it #what's up dyscalculia 🤌 those sure are shapes

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girls when the media they're obsessed with is never going to be as good as they wish it could be

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#I'm taller than both my mom AND my dad

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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POV: you have a chicken nugget

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whenever i'm trying to talk myself out of buying something i don't need i always hear my old russian professor's voice echoing in my head: "WHAT??? WILL YOU DIE THE RICHEST MAN IN THE GRAVEYARD?" and then i make an unwise financial decision

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Centuripe, province in Enna, Sicily, Italy