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petalsonfacesnovinesthough · 1 year

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Homestuck Teen Beach Movie AU

I got thinking on Teen Beach Movie, and realized it's a movie that should be turned into a situational AU for many, many series (The whole scenario, I should mention. Not just the movie in a movie that's a parody of an interpretation of Romeo and Juliet). So... Homestuck..? :) (Sorta Humanstuck as well? The movie stars trolls, even if the canon character is a human, and vice versa for the "real world")

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Jake English and Nepeta Leijon-Vantas both adore exploring around the beach, occasionally with her older brother, Karkat. However, Jake's getting old enough he needs to start getting ready for university, and has been given acceptance to a really good school in another country as a top choice, much to Nepeta's dismay.

But, for one last adventure, they end up getting caught in a freak storm with a massive wave dragging them both under alongside Karkat, who came to help quell any fighting. They end up in Jake's silly movie, (which I haven't a name for, so we're gonna use the name in the original movie) Wet Side Story, with Jake being a fan of both groups (which are based off the dream moon split from both pre-scratch universes(Earth A and Beforus), including the beta kids(Johsan Fyblow(John) is Canus, Ruzena Gliade(Rose) is Virpia, Bedwyr Minsel(Dave) is Gemries, and Diopsi Lapine(Jade) is Pigo)), while Nepeta just wants to go home and Karkat busy critiquing the story of the movie. As in the original film, the longer they're there, the film begins to... assimilate? them into the world, slowly turning them into trolls(all having their signs from Homestuck proper, with Karkat and Nepeta's "birthdays" moved forward a month so they're actually a Cancer(6/12 -> 7/12) and a Leo(7/4 -> 8/4)).

To add to the problems of "going home", Jake and Nepeta accidentally ruin the big scene at the end of Act 1, where the bookish Aranea finally gains the confidence to sing, only to almost fall of the stage, being caught by Cronus, except Nepeta ends up dancing with the violetblood, leaving Jake to catch Ms. Serket. Thus, leading to things falling apart in Film Land.

Thus, (since I'm cutting out the original film's villains; I have a different idea for "villains" in this AU) the story becomes a comedy as Jake and Nepeta need to get Cronus and Aranea back together before the reel runs out, stranding them and Karakt as trolls forever.

Any ideas?

#homestuckau #sgrubbeachmovieua #akathebeginningofmyaranea♡cronuspropaganda #jakeenglish #nepetaleijon #jakexnepeta #idon'tknowtheirshipnameapologies #araneaserket #cronusampora #araneaxcronus #apairingi'mfairlysurenooneelseships #kurlozcantalkheresincehe'stheleaderoftheprospit“gang”#mitunaistheclosestofthederse“gang”sincebothcaptorshavetwodreamselvesincanonghomestuck #ithinkthisshouldbeobviousbutforclarification #cronusisn'tabastardsince #a)i'mpretendingthealphatrollswhoneedtogrowuphave #(mainlybecausemybrainwon'tletmenotimaginethat)#andb)thisisbasedonadisneyfilm

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autisticwriter · 11 months

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23- (gênero)queer Personagem: Cronus Ampora C ou hc: headcanon

#homestuck #homestuckfanart #cronusampora #cronusamporafanart #fanart #digitalart #desenhodigital #lgbt #lgbtq #lgbtqia #lgbtqiapn #queer #genderqueer #pridemonth #Instagram

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 1 year

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CA: wv rizz? lmk

#submission #cronus’ handle is cronusAmpora #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #cronus ampora #mod terezi #i'd tell him to hit the showers because he reeks of desperation #alas he lives in the ocean #so that is just his natural scent

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ferns222 · 8 months

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Dancestor planets

I saw that there weren't any planets for the homestuck dancestors so I decided to make them. I know that in the dream bubbles one of the parts looked like LoQaM, but having the same planet as your dancestor is, y'know, boring as FUCK. so here

Kankri Vantas complaisantGascon - Land of Gothism and Caligraphy (LOGAC)

Damara Megido aiekiAsobinin - Land of Dynasty and Instruments (LODAI)

Rufioh Nitram automatedTetralogist - Land of Modernism and Feng Shui (LOMAFS)

Mituna Captor trenchantAltruist - Land of Neolithicism and Electricity (LONAE)

Meulin Leijon auscultateCourtier - Land of Tudor and Romance (LOTAR)

Porrim Maryam glamorousAdvocate - Land of Victorianism and Frogs (LOVAF)

Latula Pyrope gnarlyConsolist - Land of Industrialism and Scent (LOIAS)

Aranea Serket atheneumGossiper - Land of Baroque and Language (LOBAL)

Horuss Zahhak coarseTesticle - Land of Minimalism and Racetracks (LOMAR)

Kurloz Makara taciturnCardinal - Land of Brutalism and Bones (LOBAB)

Cronus Ampora cronusAmpora - Land of Classicalism and Wonder (LOCAW)

Meenah Peixes cuasticCrabdicator - Land of Egyptian and Oases (LOEAO)

Trollhandles are not my ideas, but the planets are

#homestuck #homestuck lands #sburb #dancestors #kankri vantas #damara megido #rufioh nitram #mituna captor #meulin leijon #porrim maryam #latula pyrope #aranea serket #horrus zahhak #kurloz makara #cronus ampora #meenah peixes #headcanon #homestuck headcanons

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badlydrawnkankri · 9 months

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-- cronusAmpora [CA] began trolling cantankerousGarrulity [CG] --

CA: kan youre a smart guy right?

CA: get a divworce kan. marry *me* instead.

CA: i can treat you right and you knowv it.

#kankri vantas #badlydrawncronus #ask #this is so stupid

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badlydrawncronus · 8 months

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is your Trollian handle just cronusAmpora

#cronus ampora #asks #badlydrawncronus #anonymous #anon

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dead-ofthe-knight · 1 year

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I love most of the fanmade Cronus chumhandles but nothing hests [CA] cronusAmpora

#one of the ones I saw often was casanova something I like that one too #cronus ampora #ampora #homestuck #dancestors

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hiredpencil · 2 years

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I forgot to upload these yesterday! Artfight! featuring @asktheseacowvboys @cronusampora and @star-burnt

#Artfight #homestuck #fantroll #dragon #furry art #artists on tumblr.

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mcstuck · 2 years

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is this place creepy or wet?

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #cronusampora

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ask-the-throwback-homestucks · 2 years

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Cronus Ampora is Online!!

#homestuck #homestuckaskblog #cosplayask #homestuckcosplayask #cosplayaskblog #cronusampora #cronusamporacosplay #cronusamporahomestuck #homestuck trolls #throwback homestucks #ask #askblog #askus #ask us #askk us anything

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petalsonfacesnovinesthough · 3 years

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My Issue with The Bard Class (Homestuck Rant)

This is complete personal preference, and anyone who bothers to read this has full right to chew me out

So, in Homestuck, the Bard class seems to be both underutilized and confusing as hell. There's only two known ones, Gamzee Makara, and Cronus Ampora. Bards of Rage and Hope respectively. But, my gripe isn't with the purpose of the class. It's the passive destroyer class, counterpart to the Prince. My issue, is with the costume.

As everyone who's mostly read Homestuck knows, we all should know that Gamzee can't die. Literally. Gamzee can't die until Caliborn's final fight with both the Alpha and Beta kids, where Dirk Strider will use his soul powers to suck half of Gamzee's corpse into Lil' Cal, alongside Caliborn and ARquius's souls, making Lord English. As such, when he showed up visiting Jane, his God Tier clothes were ersatz, seeing as to go God Tier, you need to die on your Quest Bed/Cocoon or your Summoning Slab, and Gamzee can't do that. (As we saw in the Ministrife, there was only one Gamzee. There were even multiple of Gamzee's dancestor, Kurloz Makara. Yet, only one Gamzee.) As such, Gamzee's regarded as being "Cod Tier".

Yet, when we see Cronus' alternate God Tier self, his costume also has the titular element of Gamzee's tier; the Codpiece. Yes, I know it's a reference to Bard Quest. But, why is it on the official Bard outfit? Hussie has stated that Calliope's statement about classes being gendered is incorrect, and that anyone can be any class eligible in their session of SBURB. So, why does the real Bard costume have a codpiece? That makes this confusing. Do ladies who obtain Bard class just not have a Codpiece? Does this mean that male Trolls have genitalia? I hope not. We know how grubs are made, just not how the genetic material is given, and I'd like to believe that Trolls aren't sexually dimorphic.

If Gamzee's tier is "Cod Tier", why does this alternate Cronus, a real bard, have a codpiece? I just don't get it.

#homestuck #gamzeemakara #cronusampora #hsbardclass #whyjustwhy #apologiesfortherant #butineededtogetthisouttamysystem #stupidcodpiece #messineverythingup

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val-is-a-nerd · 3 years

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