#crastle

[locusfandomtime]

fake book covers based on Cub’s museum gift shop and the signs he posted with fake book titles! This was a lot of fun haha. I know there are more fake books, and now he’s getting signed books from hermits, so I plan on making more soon! May even make a Reddit account just to post these guys on the subreddit

design notes under cut!

The Diamond Pillar Saga: Hotguy(TM) Flies Again - this title evoked such a visceral image of something you’d find in a Scholastic book fair so I went for sort of pre-teen superhero action novel, the kind with a bunch of pictures and stupid chapter titles. I imagine in-universe Scar is trying to sell as much Hotguy merch as possible so whilst he has stuff for the adults (shirtless calendars) he’d also have comic books and novels for the kids. There’s a concorp logo because I like to think the Hotguy brand is owned by concorp and it was just a cool touch

Grian’s Theory of The Mind - have you ever seen books on like psychology and breaking habits and behaviour, that kind of stuff? They always look like this. There’s a yellow background, a simple abstract design, a bunch of book awards/reviews, and a single sentence hook. This one was the easiest and most fun to design!

Joe Hills: Transformative Poems - this was based on the “Joe Hills Poetry Corner”. Transformative poems is from “transformative works” meaning… fanfiction basically. Joe has written fanfic before and I thought an Iliad/Hermit crossover would be something he’d do. Joe made the cover himself so it has a dyed leather cover and a simple design. He tried to ask Cleo for a review so he could put one on the front but she was kinda mean about it and laughed at him so he wrote a fake one instead

Ren the King: A Complicated Legacy - this one had no explicit author but I decided Cleo made the most logical sense. Historical non-fiction books often have these B+W photo backgrounds with some dramatic, fancy text overtop, so I painted the Crastle and added then messed around with text. There’s a reduced sticker over Cleo’s name because this is Cub’s gift shop and he wouldn’t want to give her credit (but still wants to stock up his shop)

#posting this on the alt since this isn’t really my normal art #locus fandom time #hermitcraft #hermitblr #gtws #gtwscar #goodtimeswithscar #grian #Hotguy #crastle #Joe hills #hermitcraft fanart #book cover #book design #art #artists on tumblr #hermitcraft s9 #fanart #locus art time

[concidineart]

3rd Life, but western. They have guns now.

My Patreon

#3rd life #trafficblr #traffic series #grian #goodtimeswithscar #martyn inthelittlewood #rendog #renthedog #tangotek #dogwarts #renchanting #monopoly mountain #crastle #dare to flare

[robindoesthings]

Doing this in two parts

for the 4 seasons This one is 3rd life and last life

#grian #etholabs #last life #traffic tumblr #3rd life #dogwarts #southlanders #flower husbands #joel smallishbeans #smallishbeans #impulsesv #scott smajor #jimmy solidarity #bigbstatz #pearlecentmoon #zombie cleo #desert duo #Making these holding gently i realized how often some of these guys are together and its really funny to me #team best #Crastle #tangotek #Ive probably missed tags. Expecially for Last life because i dont remember last life out of all the seasons #holding Hermits gently

[quicksilversnails]

I just realized that with Sausage passing his crown to Cleo at the end of the crossover, Hermitcraft’s Crastle now shares its owners with the original 3rd Life Crastle...

Bdubs as its architect and Cleo as its ruler... it just feels right, doesn’t it?

#og post #hc #s9 #3rdlife #crastle #cleo #bdubs #king ren arc #hermitcraft #3rd life smp #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #don't usually make original posts but this is all i can think about rn and i haven't seen anyone else mention it #fellow crastle lovers do you see my vision

[forestgranted]

For the art requests- Bdubs and Cleo interaction?

hi! sorry for the late response, i got busy since u requested, but here u go! ^_^

#luckily i watched all of bdubs 3rd life pov like a week ago #and yes i know i drew the wrong skin he wasn't wearing moss in 3rd life sh #bdubs fanart #bdoubleo fanart #bdubs #zombiecleo fanart #zombie cleo #crastle #3rd life #hermitcraft #ask forest #my art

[hiddenintheveil]

oh yeah i forgot to post these

all the clay creations related to Third Life so far! I still need to make Bigb's base, so I'll be doing that soon, but i have the rest of the factions! closeups and details under the cut:

the crastle! fun to make, i had to mix up a special blend for the roofs but otherwise quite straightforward.

dead bush hill! once again, i had to mix up a specific color for the granite edges, which was a little difficult. Also had to watch Joel's third life series to make this. which i am not going to complain about, he's fun.

the flower valley! strangely enough, the most irritating to try and format into a diorama, as the houses pictured here are on opposite sides of a valley. fully 180 degrees difference.

the swamp castle! i hate it. it was made of wool. white wool. it lasted for like five minutes before being burnt. never work with white clay. NEVER, you hear me? it's malevolent. a good reference was hard to find, but i figured it out eventually :)

renchanting! yes it has another name but that's related to a franchise i do not approve of. finding a good reference for this diorama-thing meant i had to listen to so many references to that franchise which automatically makes this really annoying. also it looks shrinkwrapped because i was a FOOL and thought coating it in liquid clay could do something cool.

the sand castle! the first one i made! fun, but i think not finding my own reference for this diorama-thing makes it a little less impactful than the rest. :/

lastly, a banner of the Red Army! self-explanatory, i think.

#elm art #spokesman of the veil #third life fanart #miniatures #dogwarts #red army #third life #trafficblr #traffic smp #life series #flower husbands #renchanting #crastle

[uxini]

I’m just gonna let everyone on trafficblr know that the day I finish watching Cleo and/or Bdubs’s 3rd life povs it’s OVER for all of you!

I am going to be the most insufferable BITCH about Crastle duo and I am going to single handledly make this paring just as popular as the other green/red duos of 3rd life

THIS IS MY GODDAMN OATH TO TRAFFICBLR JUST YOU WAIT!

#Like I’ve never even watched any of Cleo’s or Bdubs’s content before #And yet this triggers me so much #Like some people be like “ah yes the THREE red/green duos of 3rd life” #And I’m just like: “HUH??????!!!!” #Again I am a massive fan of those 3 duos and never really cared for crastle duo #That is until I saw the amount of DISRESPECT it’s given in the fandom #Like I don’t even care what dynamic will be between these two #I’m going to ship it and go insane about them regardless #Because I’m filled with THAT MUCH SPITE #Just watch me! #trafficblr #3rd life #zombiecleo #bdoubleo100 #crastle duo #crastle #cledubs #my post

[logosbot-tm]

I miss them

(Mumbo and Grian in the same room)

(S6 Hippies)

(Architechs)

(Crastle)

(Boatem)

(Convex)

(Sherlock Grian, Renson and Docson)

(Mycelium resistance)

(Southlands)

(Desert duo (yes this does include pizza))

(Grian and Taurtis)

#hermitblr #hermitcraft #trafficblr #grian #Mumbo jumbo #iskall #rendog #docm77 #gtws #mycelium resistance #i give up on typing every squad #Crastle #convex #boatem #the southlands #desert duo #s6 hippies #taurtis #< as a treat

[edenvinity]

hermits + empires in tiny tower

so ive started playing this game called tiny tower where they let you customize your residents so ive been making empires/hermits right ??

well they also have this social media feature called “bitbook” where your residents post on sometimes (all randomly generated) AND id like to share some gems:

#also would like you to know that i tried naming their apartments after locations #so far i have dogwarts #crastle #desert #convex #monolith #and hermitcraft in general #bigbstatz #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #ethoslab #impulsesv #hypnotizd #scott smajor #smajor1995 #joe hills #cubfan135

[nix-writes-mcyt]

Too Good To Be True

Oneshot King!Ren x reader Contains: Fluff, Angst, some Yandere tendancies -------------------------------

You find yourself smiling as you haul the last of your things through the door of the Crastle. It's been so long since you agreed to move in. It feels so good to finally do so.

You remember how apprehensive you were at first, unsure of the King's intentions, but he remained sweet to you, kind. He agreed to give you all manner of creative freedoms inside his home. His castle.

Bdubs hadn't been overly fond of the idea, of course. Could you really blame him? No. But he has always been strange to you, cold. As if he doesn't want to acknowledge what you and Ren have going on.. or you at all really. Not since Ren became King anyway.

You turn with a smile, dusting off your hands. Your friend and former roommate does not share your enthusiasm.

Doc has a deep scowl on his face, something has ticked him off but you're not sure what. And he hasn't helped in explaining.

"I wish you wouldn't do this" he mumbles. "I'll come visit, don't you worry." You go in for a hug but someone clearing their throat behind you causes you to pause.

"Welcome home." Ren beams as you turn, taking full advantage of your desire to hug someone. You can hear Doc mumble something else, but you don't quite catch it.

"B-Double-O!" Ren shouts as he pulls out of the hug. Quick as a strike of lightning, Bdubs appears at Rens side.

"Ah, there you are." The king grins. "I need you to carry these bags and show my dearest their room." Bdubs nods and bows, "well of course, follow me." The smaller man says all too enthusiastically.

You give Doc a hug before you go, he whispers "be careful, you know where I am if you need me to come get you" and that's that. Off with Bdubs you go, leaving the two former friends to chat.. hopefully.

Bdubs leads you through long, well decorated corridors, rooms filled with all manner of trophies and collectibles and all sorts of back rooms. It's amazing what most people don't get to see of this castle, and now you get to call it your home.

The deeper you go the more the grand feeling starts to fade away. Rooms seem to be unfinished or just don't seem to have any effort put into them. The colours become dull, metal unpolished. It's not perfect and pristine anymore. In fact it's the complete opposite of the throne room, of any of the castle available to the public. Then you turn a corner.

"Here we are." Bdubs says, dropping your luggage in front of a large wooden door. It all looks very out of place, the ornate carvings decorating the panel, the handle is shiny and bright. It feels like you're back in the castle entrance, even though you've just seen for yourself that that's an illusion.

Bdubs unlocks the door and opens it, revealing a large, circular room. You enter first at his request, a smile falling upon your lips as you look around.

The room is big, finely decorated, the ceiling is high in the center of the room, and a diamond chandelier hangs there. Around the edge of the room a kind of second floor exists, it wraps around the whole outside wall.

You can see half of the room up there is bookshelves, practically overflowing with books. Opposite that there is a large window, not that you can see where it looks quite yet.

It's a nice room, no one can deny that, but it seems.. off now. There's a feeling in your stomach telling you that maybe it all means something. It's probably just the nerves of moving.

You lie on the large bed, listening as Bdubs brings all your things into the room. "That's all your things, I'll leave you to sort it all out." He says. You nod, well, as much as you can nod while laid down.

You hear the door close and let out a deep breath. Everything will be fine once you're settled in. That starts with unpacking.

Unpack you do, finding homes for each of your things. You discover things about the room while you do, for example when it was painted no one bothered to move the furniture so its all just a facade hiding windows into what the room really is.

Once all your things have a home you move on to what you should do next. This is a new place, perhaps you ought to find out what other secrets it holds.

You walk over to the door, reaching out and taking ahold of the ornate copper handle. But it doesn't turn.

You try again. Nothing.

The door rattles as you shake the handle, but it doesn't open. Bdubs must have locked you in by accident.

You pull out your communicator only to find there isn't any signal for it to work. It looks like you'll have to wait for someone to come find you.

You busy yourself with the room itself, flicking through books and tracing ornate patterns on the furniture with your fingers. The time stuck in the room gives you a chance to see all the potential the room has to keep you busy, to be your own space.

"Hey baby." You stop what you're doing, almost tackling Ren in a hug. "I'm so glad to see your face." You grin. "Get used to it, you live here now." He winks, "what do you think of the room?"

"It's nice, feels too good to be true." You let out a small laugh, the corners of the King's lips twitching as you do. "Well it is true. You're here to stay now, forever."

"So what else is there to do in this castle then?" You ask him. "Are you bored of this room already? I thought you just said it's nice." Ren frowns now.

"It is nice, I just-" "Bdubs and I put a lot of work into making this the perfect space for you." You nod, looking around as Ren does. There has been a lot of effort put into this room, maybe you should show some more appreciation for it.

"It is a nice room." You mumble. "I'm glad you think so," Ren smiles again now, "you won't mind waiting in here for a bit would you?" You shake your head no.

"Great, well.. I'll see you soon then!" Ren squeezes you tight, placing a firm kiss on your cheek before leaving the room. He closes the door behind him. Then the lock clicks.

You wait a second before moving over to the door, attempting to open it. Neither twisting or pulling the handle works to open the ornate wooden barricade. It doesn't budge, not one bit.

You groan, leaning against the door as if that's going to change the fact it's locked.

With a sigh you drag yourself across the room to the window. But you don't have a view you can enjoy, no.

Right there is the edge of the perimeter, Doc's baby. Your baby. Your home. Your real home.

Doc was right to be skeptical of the king, but Ren won you over with gifts and fancy words. The promise you'd get to live in a castle, be a royal.

You do live in a castle, and you may get to wear a crown one day. But for the time being it seems you are nothing but a prisoner.

#hermitcraft x reader #rendog x reader #king!ren x reader #mcyt x reader #hermitcraft #hermitblr #mcyt #mcytblr #hermitcraft season 9 #ren x reader #ren #rendog #bdubs #bdoubleo100 #angst #fluff #doc #docm77 #crastle

[oleander-neruim]

"Traitor Scar" rings in my ears relentlessly

Inktober Day 20: Bluff

#goodtimeswithscar #goodtimeswithscar fanart #rendog #rendog fanart #king ren #hot guy! #crastle #hermitcraft #hermitblr #hermitcraft fanart #i need to have my Draw Ren rights revoked #traitor scar #inktober #inktober 2022 #day 20 #day 20 bluff #ollie's art #🎩

[hermitpermits]

I know they’re divorced but I’m still not over how in Session 1 of Double Life when Bdubs first hears Cleo after spawn he just screams “CLEO!!!!! 8DDD” with so much joy and they return an equally delighted “HELLO!!!!!! :DDDD” the two of them are just so happy to see each other it’s so sweet, Crastle enjoyers stay winning

#double life smp #crastle #bdoubleo100 #zombiecleo

[crastl3]

wait. ultimate clockers base idea. Crastle but with a clocktower.

#very unlikely but wouldn't it be awesome #limited life #limited life spoilers #crastle #clockers

[tagalog-3rdlife-quotes]

Kleo: Sulit na iyun. Sulit na.

➣ Cleo: It was worth it. It was worth it.

#tagalog: #ikatlong buhay #maranhigkleo #krastilyo #sesyong pito #english: #3rd life #3rd life smp #zombiecleo #crastle #session seven

[canarydarity]

Here, have some of the life series memes I make when bored and half asleep at work at 7 am

part two

#I have made an embarrassing amount of these. I have. dozens. #I WILL be posting more #life series memes #ethoslab #Etho #grian #gtws #goodtimeswithscar #solidaritygaming #jimmy solidarity #tango tek #tango #bdoubleo100 #bdubs #zombiecleo #desert duo #team rancher #team crastle #third life #last life #double life

[chrisrin]

was super inspired by onian's take on gemcyt!cleo (specifically the choice of a rainforest jasper)--so i tried my own hand at a design with it!

#chris doodles #zombiecleo #gemcyt #mcyt #su #also she's a lil corrupted ^-^ #do i know why? #uh #sure :) #totally! #i always make decisions abt lore i TOTALLY make in my head before implementing it into the design! #rather than just saying “i bet it would look cool” and then doing that #TOOOOOTALLLY i do the former and NOT the latter! #might do a crastle fusion design tomorrow #we'll see