#crab post

[1o1percentmilk]

my favorite video in the whole wide world

#i used to be obsessed with this video in 2022 #they swim?! #crab post #crabs #yap #im actually just posting this to show all my friends bc i cant put videos in dms #i got a video downloader for instagram.. hehe #i have a backlog of 5 years worth of reels

[crabbuckit]

if crab doesnt win the minecraft mob vote im killing everyone

#crab post #Minecraft #crabs

[suicide-by-shrimp]

#memes #tumblr crabs #crab post #crab day #crab day 2023

[iluvatl96]

Bout 2 throw down this seafood Sunday 👌🏽🦀🦐#seafoodSunday

#old bay seasoning #sunday #sunday funday #seafood #seafood salad #seafood stew #shrimp #shrimp scampi #roasted potato #potato of luck #april fools #march madness #spring break #sausage fest #crab cakes #crab post #seafood boil #seafood platter

[zanmor]

ONE MILLION CRABS

we’ve only got today, click that react

#april fools #april first #meme #practical joke #i guess #crab post #crab

[slenderversez]

[ID: a distorted digital drawing of Stephanie from EverymanHYBRID. She is standing in a wide stance, with one hand on her hip and the other hand holding a knife. She is standing in the woods. Pieces of Slenderman surround her. She looks determined, despite the blood dripping from her nose. The image is distorted at the top and bottom. End ID]

steph deserves to take a knife and well... yknow.... (attack slenderman)

#stephanie emh #steph emh #everymanhybrid #emh #damsel emh #damsel post #crab post #eyestrain #sharp objects #knife #blood

[fictionkinfessions]

Hi breaking news! This is the 69,696 post on this blog! Ha ha that's the crab number! XD Reblog for carcinisation! It is time to become crab! Crabs be praised!

Mod Party Crab!

#crab post #not confessions #mod posts #mod party cat!

[dodgeryy]

#crab #crab post #crab posting

[flufflecat]

entering my "wants to run away and start a new life on a crabbing vessel" era again

#crab post #this isnt my crab blog but too bad this is a Fluffle thought #anyone know anything about twitch streaming from a boat #any twitch gamerz out there wanna join me on the high seas #and we can be the worlds first crab fishing twitch streamers #it was gonna be a solo venture but i dont know anything about streaming #or about how to get internet access while in the middle of the atlantic #ooh or maybe we could go to the mediterranean #apparently blue crabs are becoming extremely invasive there #2 different types of blue crabs evidently! #we could solve this problem together. you and me. random twitch gamer that i kidnap and bring on my crabbing vessel #we wouldnt wanna compete with the local fishermen though #so we could donate our catch to some random fishermen instead of trying to figure out how to make money off crabbing #since idk the crabbing laws of any mediterranean countries #and i dont wanna try to deal with rival fishermen #messy business that #anyway im Going Through It #wish there were crabs in the great lakes #then i wouldnt even have to move to the middle of the mediterranean for this venture #alas #fluffle talks

[sapphicplurals]

This lesbian visibility week, shoutout to the plural lesbians! To the plurals who have tons (or are all) lesbains, to the plurals who only have one or two: we see you. You belong in the lesbian community, and you are enough.

#lesbian #plural #lesbian week #multiplicity #devin post #crab post #epitaph post

[sillyspirit]

Breaking news!

Local crab caught in the act of changing clothes in public!!

How shameful!

He hides in embarrassment!!!!

#silly speaks #crab post #my pets #ok to rb

[1o1percentmilk]

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[crabbuckit]

markiplier crab mug

#crab post #markiplier #crab mug #markiplier crab mug

[nattousan]

i love people's willingness to get hype over dumb shit.

I was driving home today and pull up to a light. As i'm slowing down i 👁️👁️ lock 👁️👁️ eyes with the dude in the car next to me. I spring into action, this is the moment I've been waiting for.

Now, something you must know about me is I drive around with several small plastic 🦀crabs 🦀 on my dashboard, One: for the whimsy of it all and two: on the off chance i encounter another driver who i think could benefit from witnessing them.

This young gentleman was one such someone.

As i pull up, as previously stated, our eyes lock and I hold up one☝️ finger☝️

Perplexed by my unprompted gesticulation, the young man rolls down his window, "what the devil could this perfect stranger be about to tell me?" he might have been thinking.

I present a singular dashboard crab, green and brown, homely but not without its charm.

I study his reaction, grinning encouragingly. He's nodding, obviously intrigued by my plasticine crustacean.

I wag my finger and shake my head, removing the crab from view. Confusion again, but he leans forward, invested. I have him now.

I grab my second dashboard crab, a rotund white and brown crab, easily the most beautiful of my crabs as it sports large discernible claws of an attractive size and silhouette.

✌️ TWO ✌️ i tell him.

He's cheering now, and rightly so, as these are delightful little beasts that anyone would be happy to encounter. But now comes the clincher, time to seal the deal.

My finger wags once more. He's awestruck, I have him completely enraptured. If a car had come and smeared us both into the pavement we would not have noticed, so wrapped up in my display were we.

I bring out my showstopper: a bright pink spider crab with delicately long legs the likes of which had never before nor since been seen in mid afternoon traffic.

As emphatically as i can express, I display all three of my dashboard crabs to this man, three fingers pressed triumphantly to the glass.

the guy is losing it in his car, mouth wide in what i assume to be a primal shout of crab derived excitement. His arms are pumping so vigorously its shaking his stationary vehicle.

We sit there, sharing in a moment of mutual jubilation, and then the light changes, and we move forward in line. He drives off, honking his horn in rapturous exultation,

and we part ways, exactly the same perhaps but changed nonetheless.

🦀

#nat chats #like i tell it very flowery but that's literally what happened #i wanna make a bumper sticker that just says “ask me about my crabs” #just so i can show people #og post

[jibunbosh]

tumblr staff says that if we don't buy $17,000 in crabs by 10 p.m. the whole website is going to be shut down by hotel management and all the guests are going to have to go home

#wgat do you even tag a post like this #crab

[bananonbinary]

Crab Day

okay, so here's a new info post from the top.

the problem: tumblr is extremely extremely in debt. the current model is not profitable. this is why they are trying to turn the site into a shit clone of every other social media site, so they can attract new users and their money.

solution: not a ton of people can afford a long-term subscriptions like ad-free. however, many of us CAN afford $3 to inflict crabs on another unsuspecting user. (and those that can't, can still enjoy crabs everywhere)

the idea: in the grand traditions of mishapocalypses and goncharovs and tumblr users' obsession with [random inconsequential thing] Days, we create a fund drive/holiday on July 29th, dubbed Crab Day. buy your friends crabs. buy your enemies crabs. blaze posts. post memes. change ur icon. whatever. actually put your money where your mouth is and show @staff that there actually IS profit motive to listen to the current users about what we want this site to look like. (and yes, that means accessibility features too. we currently have zero leverage to demand these features. let's change that.)

i don't know if this will actually go anywhere. worst case scenario, a few of us have fun, tumblr gets a small amount of money, and nothing changes. best case though, we actually provide incentive to keep our stupid hellsite unique.

#crab day #hello i am stealing the idea #ok i'll stop posting about it now i just wanted something to put in the tag