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twistedtummies2 · 11 months

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I Might Have Been Hasty...

...When I made my list of my Top 15 Big Cat Pred Crushes. XD Today I once again discovered an otome title with some kinkable characters...although in this case, it was sort of by accident. I first discovered a series of anime shorts, then found out they were (loosely) based on a game of that type. You know, for somebody who has repeatedly stated they aren’t into dating sim type games, I do seem to look at very handsome lads from them quite frequently. :P ANYWAY...the game is called “Ozmafia.” The premise in a nutshell focuses on the MC - named Fuka - entering a modern fantasy world. All of the characters they encounter are fairy-tale/fantasy figures from fiction, but reimagined as members of various gangs all vying for supremacy. As you might guess from the title, among these is the Oz Family, a mafia group with characters based on the Scarecrow, the Tin Man, and the Lion. Among many other characters, there’s also a street group called “The Wolf Gang,” and their leader - Caesar - is the Big Bad Wolf himself. Apparently, all these lads ARE the characters from the original stories, and they can change form from a human form to a more animalistic one under certain circumstances. In the case of the Lion and the Wolf, even in their human forms, they still have noticeable fangs. This is the Lion, Caramia...

...And this is the Big Bad Wolf, Caesar.

Apparently, as well as being able to assume true forms and use powers related to their source works, the characters based on animated objects and animals still have natural instincts and inclinations based on those origins. So you can imagine the natural urges that may rest in both of their hearts. There are other characters in the game who may make for some interesting scenarios, but these two have my attention first and foremost. After I look into them more - since it turns out the anime shorts weren’t the best source - perhaps I’ll adjust my lists of crushes for both the Big Bad Wolf AND the Big Cats. Time will tell. ;)

#ozmafia #pred crushes #kink crushes #wizard of oz #lion #cowardly lion #big bad wolf #caramia #caesar #video game #kink-related #vore mentioned

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that-gt-and-vore-stuffs · 2 years

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Me: man, I really should post something. I left my blog for dead again-

The short fic I wrote last night about one (1) silly little Belgian journalist, his dog, and his sailor friend sitting in the corner: 🧍

#not vore #I’m a coward #there i said it #I’m a coward who’s scared to be judged for writing Vore about a silly old French comic series #he’s taken over my mind #and one person has been subjected to it cause they know the characters #@thefanciestborrower I’m sorry man #hhhh yes anyway #i finally wrote and now I’m too cowardly to post it #🥲

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useful-boy · 1 year

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@somethingborrowed Ask and ye shall receive

When I was a little kid (like somewhere in the 5-6 range) I was playing on the floor with some toys, and this house spider crawled over to where I was. Being a dumb little kid I thought everything understood me and was like "Hi there mister spider! Do you wanna come to my tea party?" And the spider, being a spider, did not answer me and instead started crawling away. Child me took offense to this and reacted the only way any child would in that scenario, by saying "Well fine then!" and picking the spider up with my bare hand to eat him alive.

Anyways I am totally normal now and most certainly do not eat spiders on a regular basis, or an irregular basis, or even as a little once a year treat- I mean yeah that was the one and only time I ate a fuckin spider.

#children are wild man #i dont think i ever ate any other bugs... just the one spider whose crime was punishable by vore #his great crime of not attending my tea party #insect mention #my relationship with spiders is so weird because i went from This to picking them up to scare other kids #-to being afraid of them because of the spider motel episode of courage the cowardly dog #to where i am now where im only really worried about Big ones or ones that get way too close to my bed #zen texts

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vorish-wonderland · 1 year

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You're a shrimp mermaid. You're quite the coward, but you still have a small "business" where you offer to clean the mouths of other merfolk. Recently, two morays have taken interest in you. But strangely enough... you don't feel that scared of them.

Includes: soft/safe vore, semi-willing prey

★✦Symbiotic Relationship✦★

☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ☆ﾟ⁠.⁠*⁠･⁠｡ﾟ

The pair's sharp, serrated teeth were covered in blood. It was probably the blood of people like you.

That could be you.

Just a bloodstain on some carnivore's teeth.

That thought has always terrified you.

"Can you help us with the blood, please? You'll be paid well."

"No problem, Jade!" You happily said. "I'll get you both cleaned up quick as I can!"

"Ehehe! You're the best, Shrimpy!" Floyd smiled.

"You truly are, (Y/N)." Jade added.

These strange twins have been frequenting your business recently. You're not sure why, but they've taken a certain interest in you. They're morays, and... very terrifying. They paid you very well the first time you met, so you put aside your fear and helped then with the blood staining their mouths. Ever since that day, they've come back every time they need your help.

"So, Shrimpy-"

"No talking while I'm in your mouth."

"But-!"

"Zip it."

You used a small scrap of cloth that had fallen from the surface when cleaning. You wipe off the blood, and use your spindly little limbs and feelers to make sure you'd done a good job. You aren't sure if you do a good job, but these two keep coming back, so you have to be doing something write!

"There you go!"

"(Y/N), may I ask you something?" Jade asked as you crawled out of his brother's mouth.

"Sure, go ahead."

"If I recall correctly, you claimed to be quite cowardly, and you were scared of us when we first met, yes?" Jade tilted his head. "So why are you no longer scared of us?"

"Huh? I don't know, actually." You responded. "If I had to guess... it's probably because I've gotten to know the two of you... and I know that you would never hurt me!"

"...I'm flattered, but that is an idiotic thing to say given that we don't really know each other." Jade smiled.

"Well, I have my reasons for thinking that..."

Jade stuffed you into his mouth. A bit more forceful than you'd expected, but whatever.

"I know you would never hurt me because, well, you gain something by keeping me around. So you have no reason to hurt me." You explained. "We have a symbiotic relationship, in a way."

And then you were swallowed.

You were a bit surprised, honestly. You didn't at all expect this to happen.

But it doesn't matter, because you know you'll be safe. Like you said, these two won't just get rid of something that benefits them.

And you know you were right when you heard the pair start arguing.

"Great job Jade, now Shrimpy's gonna be scared of us!!"

"Oh dear, I didn't mean to do that..."

"That's bs and you know it! You absolutely did that on purpose!"

"They tasted too good, Floyd, I simply couldn't resist."

"Well I guess you've got a point... but you didn't have to eat them!"

It's a bit cozy in here.

"Heeeeeey, Shriiiiiimpy??? You ok in there???" Floyd asked you.

"Stop poking me, Floyd." Jade demanded.

"I'm good!" You responded. "Why did Jade do this? Did he... want me to clean in here...?"

"Huh? You mean you're not scared out of your mind right now?" Floyd asked, clearly very confused. "You... you do know that Jade just ate you, right...?"

"I know. But I know I'm not in any danger! After all, I provide you a service, and if I died, then you wouldn't have that service anymore!" You explained. "So can you, uh, let me out now, Jade? I... don't really like it in here..."

"Hmm... who knows? You tasted amazing, and not to mention I feel so nice and full with you in there~" Jade licked his lips. "You poor little shrimp... such a pity you were so delicious-"

"What, do you want them to be scared of us?!" Floyd yelled.

"Fine I'll get them out." Jade sighed. "I would've thought that you of all people would enjoy teasing (Y/N)."

"Yeah, but like... they're right. If they get too scared of us they'll probably stop helping us."

"Hm. I suppose you're right."

It feels kinda awkward to just listen to these two argue...

But hey.

At least you'll be safe.

#i almost made this one have azul be the pred since octopi eat shrimp #but then i was like 'nahh'#anyways this one was gonna be much more scary for y/n #safe vore #soft vore #twst vore #twisted wonderland vore #gt vore #jade leech #twisted wonderland x reader #v.ore #v/ore #jade leech x reader

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dungeon-crawler-blorbo · 16 days

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Laios Touden

Name: Laios To Class: Field Cryptozoologist Original Race: Human Race: Changeling Highest Stat: Constitution Highest Ranking: 9 Venison Boxes Earned: 2 Dungeon Exit: Took an exit deal at the start of the 11th floor. Served as a Game Guide. Survived his indentureship.

Club Affiliation: Club Vanquisher Notable Achievements: Cannibalism... I Guess? - Reward: Silver That Was Disgusting Box You Know We Have Bopcas For That, Right? - Reward: Bronze That Was Disgusting Box King of Monsters - Reward: Legendary Tyrant Box Hard Vore - Reward: Legendary Spicy Box Dungeonpreneur - Reward: Passive Income

Notable Loot: Kensuke, the Enchanted Sword of the Cowardly Mollusk - Looted from Dungeon Enchanted Crown of the Ravening Bourgeoisie - Legendary Tyrant Box Enchanted Breastplate of the Indecisive Mimic - Purchased from Shop Size-Up Potion and Recipe - Platinum Alchemy Box Ring of Regrowth - Gold Benefactor Box

Notable Abilities: Shapechange Skill - Level 12 Feed the Trolls Spell - Level 7 Alchemy Skill - Level 13 Meat Hooks Spell - Level 8 Catcher Skill - Level 13 (10 without items)

#laios touden #Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon Crawler Carl #I will not apologize for my picture choice

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courage-doodles-blog · 1 month

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Introducing Barry!

Design

Species: Cat

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Asexual

Family: Nathan(Father), Teresa(Mother), Marie(Grandmother), Brandon(Grandfather), Nathaniel(Ancestor), Miranda(Ancestor), Barrett(Ancestor) Lauren(Grandmother), Oliver(Grandfather), Matt(Uncle)

Likes: Roses, fantasy movies, action movies, his parents Nathan and Teresa, rabbits, cats, spending time with Courage, Bunitty(platonic love interest), becoming a detective, mystery shows

Dislikes: Courage in danger, Muriel in danger, danger, his friends in danger, spiders(except Tyrone and his spider crew), Toxin(worst enemy), spicy food, getting scared, violence, his family in danger, Eustace Bagge(enemies)

Friends: Courage, Muriel, Felix, Clive, Justin, Maxwell, Olive, Geo, Charlie, Bunny, Kitty, Bunitty(platonic love interest), Gabriel, Russell, Platinum, Milo(Uncle to him), Grayson, Shady(Childhood best friend/brotherly figure), Computer, Team Frostbite(Damien the Wolf, Malcolm the Mountain Hare, Snowflake the Arctic Fox, Chief Azrael etc), Absolute Six(Jasper, Cyan, Marina, Hurley, Jackson and Carmen), Aden, Eight Tribes of Honour(Lucifer, Claude, Nigel, Krimson, Iram, Blizzard, Twigs and Possum Mob), Fred, Lord Blade VI, Cannibals of Vintage City, Bon, Cyril, Hunchback of Nowhere, Bigfoot, Duck Brothers, Dr Vindaloo, Courage's parents, Animals of Fear Gang

Neutral: Shirley, General, Lieutenant, Banana Suit Dealer

Enemies: Eustace, Fred(formerly), Katz, Le Quack, Cajun Fox, Weremole, Black Puddle Queen, Clutching Foot, Mad Dog, King Ramses, Sirius, Toxin, Alan, Jacob, Raven, Cruel Veterinarian, Vore, Thursday, Tuesday, Saber, Slice, Dice, Amaris, Sin Clowns(Pride, Wrath, Gluttony, Greed, Lust, Envy and Sloth), Fear King, Fear Slaves, Di Lung, Mecha Courage, Ma Bagge, Gem, Evangeline the Musical Mistress, Bone Antler

Facts:

He has a fear of spiders because of the abuse he got from Toxin who is in fact a spider himself.

Barry knows how to hold a gun, however it's a toy gun that shoots corks instead of bullets. He learnt his technique of handling his toy gun by his ancestor Barrett.

He is neutral to Shirley the Medium. He shows respect to her but worries about the curses she puts onto others.

After rescuing Bunitty from Mad Dog, the two became really friends, until they both start to have platonic feelings for each other.

His interactions with the General and the Lieutenant left him in dismay, due to the them fighting with each other or their "antics" as Barry refers it all to.

Barry has become a victim hunted down by Thursday and Tuesday AKA Feline Hunters, since he is a cat.

In the crossover; Straight Outta Nowhere! Scooby Doo Meets Courage The Cowardly Dog. Barry becomes allies with the Mystery Inc. His favourite members of it are Shaggy and Scooby Doo.

Barry loves watching mystery shows, which got him dreaming of becoming an great detective.

Barry's relationship with Computer didn't go well at first, because Computer became (of course) a bit of a jerk to him, until Computer was aware that Barry has anxiety. By that, he now helps Barry how to cope with anxiety.

Barry is allies with Team Frostbite, Absolute Six and Eight Tribes of Honour, he sees Team Frostbite and Tribes of Honour as family figures.

He loves his grandparents Marie and Brandon. Marie loves him dearly and Brandon has a soft spot for him, he tends to nickname him "Scamp" if he forgets his grandson's name.

Whenever Courage isn't around with him, he takes the role as Courage himself. He does remember two of his catchphrases and says them whenever he is in a dangerous situation. The catchphrases being "The things i do for love!" and "I know something bad is gonna happen or if my name is [random name]! And I'm glad it's not."

Barry has the ability to sense any danger that is coming

Barry is the one who set Lucifer free by his order and he fully knows that he has gained freedom.

Barry had an ultimate regret by setting Fear King free. This is because the King was abusing him psychological and uses his anxiety for his goals, but only to make it more worse, but then Barry finally stands up to him, telling him that releasing him was the worse idea he had done and he now sends him back to his book for all eternity and throw it out.

Despite having a fear of spiders, Barry became allies with Tyrone and his spider crew. It was said by Barry that he doesn't fear spiders that show kindness to him

#ctcd oc #ctcd #courage the cowardly dog #oc reference #digital artwork #digital art #artwork #art #ctcd oc barry #oc info #cat oc

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trashytummies · 2 months

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Unfinished JJBA part 4 thing

basically a half-barely finished JJBA fic. I posted ch 1 ages ago (like probs during the pandemic) on @smol-and-trashy but sadly never finished it :( it's kinda long for an unfinished vore fic of mine tbh

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Arched brows furrowed, both Koichi and Okuyasu were missing from their usual routes to school. While it wasn’t unusual for the scarred man to skimp out of classes, Koichi wouldn’t, not with the looming threat of being forced to hear an earful from his girlfriend from hell.

The hell are they? This is weird, they couldn’t have just disappeared without a trace… unless--

Josuke’s initial thought was Rohan, but the mangaka was currently on a research trip to Italy for his newest volume. This had Stands written all over it, most likely someone who was recently hit by the arrow Kira’s dad currently obtained.

Josuke trudged forward, trying to find any clues about the whereabouts of his friends. It wasn’t until he came across a fairly plain looking man with bright orange hair did his suspicions spike. It wasn’t the man’s looks that piqued his curiosity but rather what he was doing. Crouched on the pavement, he was boasting to some, Josuke squinted, dolls? He couldn’t tell exactly what this man was talking to, but it was an all-around bizarre sight.

He strolled behind the man, peeking over his shoulders before finally speaking,

“Hey man, whatcha got there?”

The man jumped at least a foot, clutching whatever he was talking to in his fists. His eyes flickered with some recognition of Josuke, with further confirmed his suspicions that this man was granted some sort of abilities by that old, vengeful ghost to kill Josuke and his friends.

“I-it’s none of your concern.” he said quickly,

Josuke, never one to take someone’s word at face value, stayed by the man’s side like a thorn. He knew there was something up with this man and he wasn’t going to leave him be until he figured out what, or at least until his friends finally popped up.

“Mm, sure. But first, why doncha show me what’s in your hands? Must be pretty kewl, right?”

The man glared at the crouched pompadoured teen, trying to catch an eyeful of what he was holding and the connection it had with his missing friends.

He remembered what Jotaro told him, Stand users are attracted to other Stand users.

Josuke sucked in a breath as he slowly walked over to the shrunken students, his heart pounded in his chest.

Averting his attention back to the regular sized man before him, Josuke snorted, Murachi really was pathetic if his entire plan was to rely on size and a shrinking stand. It was beyond cowardly to shrink enemies to crush into paste. Blue eyes ignited anyway, Josuke stepped towards Murachi, Crazy Diamond by his side glowing bright with a fiery pink aura; he was going to put an end to this coward getting off on picking on the weak and defenseless.

Instead of moving forward to attack Josuke, Murachi turned foot and lunged at Koichi and Okuyasu instead.

“Oh no you don’t!” Josuke pulled the man back by his neatly folded collar and swiped his shrunken friends from the ground. It was irrelevant but he couldn’t help but to marveling at the fact that they could fit neatly in his palm. This is kinda cool! Ah, y’know, if we didn’t have some psycho trying to murder us.

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Kochi’s breath quickened at the sight of his gigantic pompadoured friend reaching down and snagging both him and Okuyasu not so gently. Josuke rivaled storybook giants and just from seeing his friend’s oversized features, he wanted to curl up and hide. Still, he had to stay strong, it was just Josuke. There was no doubt that their newfound size was an effect from the other man’s stand and with Josuke being the only one left at regular size, he trusted him to get them out of this situation.

“Hey, I don’t think we have much time left to get away from this guy. I’m gonna pocket you, okay?”

Gigantic calloused hands carefully dropped them in a too tight uniform pocket. Okuyasu and Koichi were forced in a squished head-to-chest position with Kochi’s legs uncomfortably wrapped around Okuyasu’s.

“W-what are you doing, Josuke?” Koichi gazed up at his giant friend in terror. Josuke’s blue eyes narrowed as his stomach turned. He bit his bottom lip, could he keep Crazy Diamond inside his own body to prevent digestion? In theory, it would make sense, but for the actual execution, he had no idea if it would work. As footsteps neared, he could see a flash of orange begin to turn corner, Josuke’s heart thumped, no time. I just have to trust my gut.

“Trust me.” were the last words he was able to utter at his friends before popping them in his mouth, instantly recoiling on how easy they were to stash inside him.

Koichi and Okuyasu had polar opposite reactions to being eaten by someone they considered a close friend; while Koichi went rigid, Okuyasu screamed and fought for his life. Shouts of betrayal scratched at his throat until he started coughing.

“This…this isn’t f-funny, Josuke!” he rasped, throat burning with each word.

“Okuyasu!” Koichi shouted, unable to help his friend as he was thrown into the pouch of Josuke’s cheek.

The slimy tongue shot out from under the scarred man and firmly pushed Okuyasu’s back upwards. He was pinned to the roof of the mouth while a stream of saliva trickled down the daunting entrance behind them. Koichi’s entire body shivered at the wet sound, just the thought of what lies behind that dark throat horrified him to no end. Time stood still, and neither party was released from their position. Koichi paused, it was certainly possible that Josuke was simply keeping them in his mouth for safekeeping. Albeit a disgusting way to protect them, it would be safer than getting crushed inside the broad teen’s pockets.

However, fate was a cruel mistress, he was proven wrong when the tongue released its hold on Okuyasu. The muscle twitched a bit as if unsure what to do next and Koichi’s brows furrowed, Josuke, what are you planning? The giant teenager’s gullet flexed open, and Koichi’s mouth dried up. His thoughts were answered in the worst way possible as Okuyasu was pulled to the back of the throat, hands clawing frantically at the back of the tongue, trying to maintain some grasp, any grasp to survival.

“The Hand—!” he clamored urgently, but right as he could feel the strength of his stand separate from his soul, another wretched contraction forced his chest deeper into Josuke’s throat and the stand vanished.

Koichi felt the bile rise up in his throat as he saw his friend get dragged down the throat.

“N-no!” he screamed and lunged to lend a hand to Okuyasu. He was too late. Another echoing swallow and Okuyasu screeched a string of profanities before finally getting sucked into the darkness.

Koichi’s insides watered as he saw Okuyasu getting swallowed by someone whom they considered so close. His eyes blurred with tears as the tongue began to maneuver him into the center of the mouth. He grabbed onto a molar as quick as possible and clung with all his strength, saliva coating his hair, and something warm dribbled down his cheek, he couldn’t forget Josuke’s calm yet determined face as he rose them to his maw, like pieces of candy. That’s how insignificant they were to the giant, Koichi trembled,

He doesn’t care.

No, no no no. Koichi squeezed his eyes shut, refusing to look any further in the cramped mouth

Maybe this is sill all part of his plan? Okuyasu could just be safely wedged in his throat and he’s going to let us out after Murachi-san is gone? He knew he was being overly optimistic but he didn’t want to believe that Josuke would eat them willingly.

His fingers held onto the wedge of the molar, giving everything to not let go, yet he was outmatched as the tongue carefully wrapped around his torso and pushed him to the back of the mouth.

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Chapter 2

If the mouth was disgusting, Koichi was not prepared for the rank chamber that was Josuke’s gut. Soggy bread and sour green tea flooded his nostrils, his own stomach turned as he started to dry heave. This, all of this, was revolting and the waves of vomit and grumblings of Josuke’s digestive tract weren’t making this situation better. That’s right—Okuyasu is in here too, he’s not…he wouldn’t be…right? Koichi’s eyes scanned for a miniature grey pompadour bobbing in the liquid until

“JOSUKE! YOU BASTARD! I DUNNO WHAT YOU’RE PLANNING BUT YA BETTER LET US OUT. NOW!” Okuyasu shouted, banging on the slimy, ridged walls.

They were met with booming laughter from above, shaking their entire confinement, “Guys, guys,” Josuke wheezed, trying to stop himself from doubling over, out of consideration for his friends. He held his stomach in vain to try to stop another wave of laughter, “Whatever you’re doing in there, it’s really—-“

Hurt pooled in his gut, they really thought he would intentionally hurt them? He would never!

“Crazy Diamond is protecting both of you from being digested. I-I thought you would’ve pieced that together. I would never forgive myself if I ended up hurting both you two,” his fingers combed through his hair as he let out a sigh, “Yeah, this was probably extremely risky but I had to do something to something to hide you from that Murachi dude, the guy was fucking insane!”

“So eating us was the first thing you came up with?”

“Heh, probably not the best of my ideas, but

#jjba vore #jojo vore #fandom vore #vore wip #unfinished vore writing #unfinished vore fic #soft vore #safe vore #abandoned vore fic #vore fic #jojo's bizarre adventure part 4 vore #josuke my beloved

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biteybeast · 11 months

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(too cowardly to come off anon but im a mutual)

i saw your vore sideblog pop up on my suggested blog list and like. my only reaction was "damn why is almost EVERYONE i'm friends with online into vore"

PFFT THATS FUNNY

i dont rly uhh,, use it much tbh

was a joke blog technically lmao

#beastposting

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cowardlysimon · 6 months

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FINISHED IT FINALLY!!!

Take it away from me PLEASE

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therese-lokidottir · 7 months

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I feel it's not fair that tva agents just not having punishment for what they did, I meant yeah they hot brain washing but they still have choice and option yet they showing they enjoying torture other peoples

So I will give them punishment in my story the timelinea that they send to the void for getting worst than death, they becoming an entity and the entity want tva workers got punishment. The entity will vore tva worker's souls and make them suffer, the only reason why the entity not attack tva base it was because my oc, she protecting a person but unfortunately tva workers are packet of deal so she protect everyone but she can't hold the entity forever , they will come and claims they justice

But fortunately for tva worker if they change becoming good and better person the entitiy will only kill them slow painfully and let they souls do to afterlife but if they not thw entity will eat their soul and make them suffer for eternity.

So what do you think about this punishment? Is this too cruel or not enough cruel?

I don't necessarily need them to be "punished" I just want the narrative to unequivocally show what they are doing is wrong. Have the character actually have the face what the did with the ends justify the means treated as the cowardly excuse it is.

Not that I'm against them getting the Twilight Zone twist and they themselves being but on trial and condemn for doing harm to the multiverse. These smug bootlicks having to face a true cosmic entity like the watchers, Eternity or death herself and realizing just how small and insignificant they are, love it.

They characters that individuals could be redeem but if so they need to admit what they did first and not just go, "I thought I had a good reason to strip and murdered children" and then proceed as if they were always good guys. They have to work to make up for what they did.

#Asks #tva #Loki series rewrite

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crimson-charmed · 8 months

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I think if you can't embrace your fellow weird gross vore enjoyers just because they're horny, you're a coward.

Going "kink blogs, fetish blogs, nsfw blogs, stay away; I'm not like you." ... that's cowardly. You might want to unpack that.

#god i promised myself i wouldntbget into this. i promised i wouldn't care about tumblr subsub(sub?) culture internet drama. damnit.#maybe now that i have said my piece i will be free (unlikely)#anyway this is a certified kink blog now and it will quite possibly get Weirder and Grosser from here on out.#the kinksters are; frankly; less judgemental overall. And i am no longer a coward.

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osmanthusoolong · 2 years

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If I shrunk down to a inch tall and was in the palm of your hand, what would you do with me?

I wonder why you’d ask that particular question, guy who follows giantess and vore accounts and who spams everyone you can find with this question? I can’t imagine what would drive you to ask such a highly specific question, stranger who should be aware that trying to drag people in to sexual roleplays hoping they don’t know that’s what it is. There’s nothing wrong with whatever fucking rp you want, but this cowardly faux-coy “wouldn’t it be funny if” approach to a stranger makes me hope that wasps build a cozy little nest in your lungs.

#asks

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horriblehooter · 2 years

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When I was a little baby fish, the monster that scared me was the pool ghost from the Are You Afraid of the Dark episode Dead Man's Float. What silly thing was tiny owl you afraid of?

Are we talking genuinely scary imagery, or relatively tame stuff where I would eventually outgrow the fear? The things that spooked lil’ me don’t appear on most people’s “childhood trauma” lists, although some episodes of Courage the Cowardly Dog definitely got me (King Ramses’ Curse wasn’t one of them, I just thought it was cool).

I had a serious phobia of jellyfish growing up, but for some reason I still sought out documentaries and books with them in it, despite the fact I would be afraid to turn the pages or close my eyes when the things showed up on screen. The unnaturally large ones still give me the chills, but that’s one I mostly grew out of.

One series that I could say definitely scared me for life was this one:

I was fine with most of it, but then I watched the episode about the horrors of parasitic worms and I was never the same since.

Also, funny enough, I was deeply disturbed by a lot of vore/fantastic voyage scenes in books and cartoons when I was a wee one. Something about being inside a living body or being eaten alive really didn’t sit well with me…then look where I ended up. 🙃

#hoot hoots

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hermas-mora · 2 years

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Ok, hear me out, I don’t think Boethiah LITERALLY ate Trinimac and shat out Malacath. I know it’s a funny way to imagine it and also symbolic and whatnot, and who doesn’t love a little bit of one-on-one divine MMA? But I think that the idea could actually be more of a symbolic phrasing or metaphor of a historical event in ancient Tamriel that went unrecorded due to scholarly negligence, cataclysm, weathering of time, or some other reason so much of Tamriel’s history is so fucking spotty and vague.

(Loooooong justification under the break)

To elaborate on that idea, we know basically nothing about the specifics of how the Aldmer made their way through Tamriel, or where the Orcs specifically originate from besides the fact that they used to be Aldmer, and tend to hail from the northwestern mountain ranges of Tamriel (dragontail, wrothgar, etc). We know ayleids were settled all across central and southern Tamriel + high rock, and are maybe even tied to the falmer of the northeast, and they can all likewise be presumed Aldmer-descended (I’m too cowardly to try to touch the topic of the Dwemer’s origins, so I’m not counting them for now). On top of that we have the Velothi, Aldmer who specifically split off from all the others to follow their prophet, Veloth.

Based on the original “Boethiah ate Trinimac” myth, we already know the Aldmer clan who became the Orcs followed Trinimac, and were likely settled in the Wrothgar mountains or the surrounding ranges, and it can be assumed countless other Aldmer clans were doing the same under the guide of other gods and getting into fights over it.

Besides that, very little else is clearly stated or can be safely assumed about how the Aldmer colonizing Tamriel went down, so now I’m going to make wild assumptions to fill in the gaps. I think it’s likely that Aldmer went in waves over to Tamriel, instead of it being one big, unexplained mass migration. Considering just how culturally divided even the ancient mer cultures were from each other, it’s hard to think they all came from one monolithic culture fully developed and ready to define the society of an entire other continent after Aldmeris. I think the Aldmeri settlers who would become the defining mer cultures of Tamriel all touched down at different times, under their own cultural leaders (like Veloth), perhaps years of not centuries apart (with how undefined the merithic and 1st eras are, it’s not impossible for timescales that dramatic)

So walking across this rickety rope-bridge of assumptions and headcanon, let’s get back to the topic at hand. Boethiah voring Trinimac and shitting out Malacath. As I said, I don’t suppose that it’s a literal description of an event of gods clashing, but rather an allegory for a culture war between different Aldmer clans vying for land across Tamriel. We already know there was a Trinimac-worshiping clan presumably in the northwest mountains (I’m just gonna call them the “Wrothgari” since they aren’t orcs yet, for brevity), but where can we find a Boethiah-worshipping clan who could have been in the same area to wage war against them?

It’s widely understood that the Ayleids were a wildly diverse people in terms of theology and how they worshiped aedra and daedra seemingly indiscriminately within certain clans, so our Boethians who conquered the Wrothgari could easily have been some unnamed clan of Ayleids. But an unnamed and irrelevant Ayleid clan being the answer to my question is, like, really boring, why not go deeper? I propose that the Aldmer we’re actually looking for are the followers of the prophet Veloth as they made their pilgrimage across Tamriel. The Velothi are the only notable Aldmeri people who come to mind who 1: worship Boethiah (alongside Azura and Mephala), and 2: would have reason to be moving across the northern part of Tamriel, as they made their way to the promised land of Resdayn.

I think as Veloth and his followers were making their way through the mountains they encountered the Wrothgari, and in an act to display their righteousness, did battle against them to prove that might and cunning holds true power over pride and honor, and thus Veloth’s Boethiah holds superiority over the Wrothgari’s Trinimac. After the dust settled, the Velothi went back on the eastward path, their faith in their prophet and their gods emboldened by victory, while the surviving Wrothgari wept in their now ruined homes, before drying their eyes and forsaking Trinimac for his deception, and going to find a god who would guide them true, and thus they were taken in by Mauloch, who blessed them with stalwart figures and powerful visages to protect them forevermore from those who would seek to debase them again.

It also serves to mention that Trinimac being turned into a whole other god doesn’t make much sense considering he’s still avidly worshiped by other cultures, and the absolute Olympic mental gymnastics routines I’ve seen people do to explain this issue from the perspective of Trinimac = Malacath makes my convoluted history retcon look like 1st grade math.

Furthermore this theory gives more of a historical backing to why Malacath would be a corner of the Dunmer house of troubles, as he’s who their enemies would turn to when beaten by the superior guidance of The Good Daedra™️

It’s also absolutely worth noting that I do not have the patience to read through all the lore for these games and to find out what’s actually canon vs. what’s the ravings of former writers on long-lost forum sites that were taken and ran with by fans, so I have no idea if anything I’ve said is actually outright stated and redundant.

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