#corgi-speaks

[cannolicorgi]

//twitter ship discourse and Genshin leaks (?)

What’s with this “Tighnari and Cyno are siblings” bs? Because they said they are like siblings? And why are some people treating this as if only Asian countries use brother/sister as terms of endearment? Once again Twitter ruins other people’s perceptions of what American culture is actually like. Brother/sister and bro/sis are endearing here too, calling someone your bro doesn’t actually mean you’re related. Plus in many religions here we call everyone brother/sister. It’s not American culture, it’s just EN Twitter culture. No one calls Ayato and Itto brothers despite Itto calling him “my bro Ayato”, because they’re so obviously not brothers. Even if you ignore the fact that Tighnari and Cyno look nothing alike, don’t you think it’s a little weird that one of them is... idunno... HALF DOG?? And if Tighnari and Cyno were actually siblings, don’t you think it’d be important enough to mention in a voiceline?? Mika isn’t even out yet and we already know he’s Huffman’s little brother! I can at least understand thinking Diluc and Kaeya are brothers because most people only see the dogshit localization, so the only hint they’d get to the real relationship is the fact that Kaeya is still Kaeya Alberich and not Ragnvindr, but thinking Tighnari and Cyno are seriously brothers because they said they are “like siblings” is quite the leap for an average player.

Here’s a list of known relationships (to my knowledge)

Siblings: Mika, Huffman Jean, Barbara Ayato, Ayaka Ajax, Anthon, Tonia, Teucer Aether, Lumine Ei/Beelzebul, Makoto/Baal Dori, unnamed older sister Gorou, at least 4 unnamed older siblings (this might just be a pun on his name in Japanese) Xingqiu, unnamed older brother Shenhe, at least one sibling Cyrus, Iris

“Siblings”: Diluc, Kaeya Ayato, Itto Tighnari, Cyno Albedo, Klee (Alice is a stand-in mother figure by extension)

Other relatives: Shenhe, Chongyun (aunt, nephew) Xiangling, Chef Mao (daughter, father) Diona, Draff, Olaf (daughter, father, ???) Yoimiya, Ryuunosuke (daughter, father) Diluc, Crepus (son, father) Klee, Alice (daughter, mother) Jean, Barbara, Frederica, Seamus (daughter, daughter, mother, father)(parents are divorced) Eula, Schubert (niece, uncle) Niwa, Kazuha (distant relatives) Herman, Ellin (father, daughter) Cyrus, Iris, Majorie (father, aunt, daughter/niece) Guy, Tunner (son, father)

???: Kunikuzushi, Raiden Shogun, Ei, Makoto (creation/son/brother, clone/sister, creator/mother, creator’s sister/aunt) Albedo, Durin, Rhinedottir (creation/brother, creation/brother, creator)

#corgi-speaks #tw discourse #possible leaks #genshin siblings #genshin families #genshin impact #cynonari #cyno #tighnari #kaeluc #kaeya #diluc #mika

[teaboot]

I just want you to know that I love reading your life stories and from the context clues on your posts this is what I imagine you look like because you're a 5'3" security guard.

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#I'm crying this is literally it #And the worst part is I forget how short I am #So really big dudes get in my face sometimes #And I have to be reminded to keep my distance in case someone gets violent #Cause I'm like #Dude chill #Forgetting that they could actually pick me up and toss me like a bean bag #Corgi complex #H e l p #Picture is the table woman speaking on a microphone with lil athlete man looking up at her from shoulder height #But with my icon pasted over his face

[kniesout]

guys don't even worry about anything the corgi just predicted a leafs series win we're a-okay here

#if the corgi says my team is winning then the corgi is a friend of apollo's who speaks nothing but the truth #if the corgi says my team is losing well then. that corgi is a liar. probably stinks too

[aliceindaisychains999]

Welcome to the world, Morty❤️

#maddie speaks #this little baby boo right here is precious #my maternal instincts kicked in instantly the moment I saw him #corgi #puppy #pembroke welsh corgi

[solarpunkandtea]

#tea speaks #lady the corgi #corgi #dog

[arcxnumvitae]

“Also, we are in agreement that Lord Mèinnearach should not be a part of these proceedings, yes?”

“Oh, absolutely. We should keep Iomhar as far as possible from this.”

#{Ic Musings #maybe Seoras should just stop talking #little do they know that an excitedly dancing corgi is currently in the midst of ruining their plans as they speak

[thetimecrystal]

ein is actually the best part of cowboy bebop

#ily littol corgi #cowboy bebop #mica speak #i am experiencing indescribable feelings for spike but we move

[juniperss]

Thorin says, “it’s my birthday and I will proceed to give the sassiest expressions per usual.”

#okay to reblog #Dana speaks #Thorin the Corgi

[cyrassol]

man no matter how many times i try to remind myself that avery's name is probably pronounced AY-vree, my first instinct is always to read it with the a pronounced like the a in "am", "and", "alibi", etc. A-vuh-ree.

#just been steaming on this for a while don't mind me #the joys of discovering english words/names in text and never hearing them out loud until u've already taught urself the wrong pronunciation #i pronounced corgi like corjee for the longest times #learned the right pronunciation the hard way by speaking it out in front of a group of merciless americans #'but g-i is pronounced jee' i said #'it's con-tah-jee-ous not con-tah-ghi-ous' i said #'cyra' they said #'it's con-tay-gious' they said #WHICH I KNEW #BUT I WAS SO FOCUSED ON THE JEE THAT I FORGOT THE AY #i still haven't forgotten and neither have they #merciless i tell you

[cannolicorgi]

idk if to pick male MC or female MC for Honkai Star Rail... female MC’s long hair and skirt is so pretty... but men

#corgi-speaks #honkai star rail

[corgifruityart]

finally wrote down some bullet points for the fever whump sufin i want to write. its very self-indulgent but ARGH SICK SWEDEN !!!!!!

#corgi speaks #its been since last year i wrote a fic and ive been tempted to write more :eyes: but my hands aren't collaborating </3 #hopefully they will now thihi

[altrxisme]

Kinda up for some ff.xv time shenanigans threads. Just throw either Jackson or Johanne back in time and whatnot.

#; speak writer #also bc it'd be fun to rp with young Regis and young Cor while mine are like ????? well shit #i already have a young Titus thread with Corgi so XD #mrrrm debating now #jo's magic output would be much higher i those threads

[gilfrespecter]

Poll

By fucked up I don't necessarily mean "this dog's existence is painful and unethical" I mean "damn that does not look or move like a wolf."

#dogs #it speaks #yes corgis do move and look like wolves but they go here anyway #Corded breeds are grouped together bc it's my poll I make the rules

[camellia-thea]

normally at this point in the year. i would get myself another jellycat to celebrate being done classes. but. i must wait until the new years.

#0 disposable income until then #even then. not disposable. #feather speaks #i guess this means i can decide what i get? #i highkey want the jack russell terrier. and the new spindleshanks spider and bashful bat #oh god the list of things is so long. #i want all the dogs. the corgie the husky and the dachshund. #and then an octopus. one of the big ones. #i do not have money or space for this collection. and yet. i yearn. #to be fair i hit a point while being stressed where i just. want to make a nest and block out the world with soft things. #jellycat are very good and very bad for this urge.

[beget-regret]

I always feel so broken when I don’t like the Popular Thing, everyone around me always goes absolutely nuts for it so I always pretend to too

but I never like it, not hate, just I simply ‘don’t get it’ and that makes me feel so crazy and alienated

#this is basically about #corgies #and like #other fads #doge #that child speak thing that people would do like #pupper #or doggo #some fads I do like! But it’s the universal ones I never do

[solarpunkandtea]

#tea speaks #lady the corgi