#cool sexy vampires @ me

[heybiji]

dandelion casually dropping traumatic information while insisting that instead of killing the problem wizard they simply burn his tongue

#dungeons and dragons #dnd #dnd character #dnd oc #dnd art #dandelion treehollow #warlock #drow #all he does is talk... and talk... and talk #they did not actually burn the wizard's tongue it's cool #instead dande used his disguise magic to look like a sexy vampire and promised the vampire larper wizard the dark gift if he behaved #love when dande gets to put on a show because he says wild shit like i hate when people beg for their lives it makes me want to act out #dande had a wild episode #start of the episode: gets to pretend to be a sexy domineering vampire #end of episode: screaming and sobbing in pain after the curse-bomb in his head went off because he broke one of the curse-rules #where he can't sneak away from the party because the last time he did that be betrayed them big time #it's complicated... and delicious #also right before that the paladin was telling him he needs to find god LOL because he's worried about dande's soul #and dande blew him off saying he has plenty of time he's not gonna die (again) #only to then be convinced he's being killed by the curse in his head...... #embarrassing.................

[the-daycare-assistant]

That moment when your animatronic coworkers turn into vampires and find you in the middle of the forest picking flowers.

Vampire AU from @xitsensunmoon

#listen yall #listen #xitsen’s vampire AU has me in a CHOKEHOLD I JUST #MMMM good shit #also an excuse to make FNAF! Sam a super cool and sexy outfit for the times #but ever since I saw xitsen’s art I was like- I wanna be your friend #so I’m gonna draw them so much damn art as a gateway to friendship #five nights at freddy's #sun fnaf #daycare attendant #the daycare assistant #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf self insert #moon fnaf #vampire AU #vampire moondrop #vampire sundrop

[good-beansdraws]

I'm obsessed with stoic characters who remain just as emotionally detached even after some traumatic loss. Ft. the thought that any types of powers can be healing powers if you're desperate enough 👍

And a lil drabble under the cut!

Denials poured from Minegishi’s lips. They pressed their hands over one of Shimazaki’s wounds. Blood leaked between their fingers. It was coming out too quickly. There was too much of it.

The man lay sprawled on the concrete, his signature smile a bit more wobbly than usual. “Minegishi…”

“No,” was all they could say. “I’m not… No.”

Shimazaki wheezed in a breath. “I know neither of us have ever liked goodbyes.”

“Stop. You’re not going anywhere.”

Minegishi shook their head frantically. They weren’t the crying type, but their expression had certainly gone a bit crazed. Their mind whirled. This wasn’t supposed to happen. Every member knew a life in Claw was risky, but it was never supposed to end this way. Shimazaki was invincible. Nothing could ever touch him. He was perfect. Minegishi had always known he was perfect. He was everything to them. It wasn’t supposed to end this way.

Minegishi quickly found it impossible to hold pressure against all the injuries simultaneously. They needed something to stop the bleeding. 

“Listen to me...”

“I can do something. If we just –”

Shimazaki coughed, blood trickling from the corner of his mouth. Still, he smiled. “Hey, we had fun, didn’t we?”

“I can fix this, Ryou. I can.” With a desperate sound, clusters of flowers sprouted under Minesgishi’s palms. They were worn out from the fight, but they managed to dig somewhere deep inside for a fresh wave of energy. Shimazaki’s gashes filled with petals. Soft pink clashed against vibrant red. 

Minegishi wasn’t looking at the actual flowers. If they had, they’d have realized it was moss phlox – a plant which had been growing in abundance the first time they’d gone out together, just the two of them.

“That’s all I wanted, to have fun. Thank you, for that. That’s all I could have asked for.” His voice grew weaker. “You’re all I could have asked for.”

The flowers had stopped the bleeding, but the damage had been done. It didn’t take long to realize it was too late.

Shimazaki lay still, the smile having slipped from his lips. 

Minegishi stared down at him, their eyes empty. It was as if they had expelled all their emotions with the outpouring of psychic energy. There was nothing left inside. Well, almost nothing.

From behind, they heard the voice of the enemy esper. He slung taunts and insults as he made his approach, but Minegishi didn’t hear a word of it. 

They stood. 

They turned around just as the foe wound up for an attack. 

Minegishi didn’t care. 

They lifted a hand toward the man who had just taken everything from them. Red stained petals shook from their trembling arms. 

The shaking wasn’t due to grief, or exertion, or fear. No, only one emotion remained within them.

Bloodthirst.

#shimamine #moss phlox has nice lovers symbolism and as a cover plant i feel like theyre a good go to if youre trying to stop up a wound #and the other one is water hemlock which a google search has told me is one of the most deadly plants 👍 #i think in their blind violence theyd go with the first most dangerous plant off the top of their head #i think bloodthirst was supposed to be a sexy vampire prompt but i took it the angsty route hehe #been ages since i wrote angst and even though its real short im satisfied! #the art isnt Quite what i wanted but i do like the mixed-media-esque look #ill make a fuller post later but i think its cool that minegishis powers could do so much healing #but theyre not used to it after being a terrorist

[hellsing-shitposts-r-us]

Drawing Seras is all fun and games until you try draw her in any sort of action pose and you realise her ridiculous skirt will have her knickers like fully out

#seras victoria #not to be like um akchually thats not a very practical clothing item #bc i do think including things in designs just because they look cool is totally valid #and i dont even blanket hate sexy designs #but her skirt is fucking me up rn #i just want to draw a hot vampire lady is that too much to ask? #hellsing #might just say fuck it put her in shorts

[albatris]

honestly whatever nat and marián have going on in book two is ten times h*rnier than whatever nat and quinn have going on in book two at the moment and I should probably change that but whatever

#when nat realises he can technically feed from ppl without killing them it opens up some new options for him #but if ur gonna try and do it consensually the best way to up your chances of getting a ''yeah sure go ahead'' is #to maybe hook up w some ppl who have raging vampire kinks #enter marián and millie #the first time they uhhh Hang Out is basically just them getting each other off while Nat bites them and drinks n then #he's just kind of like Ok Cool that was all I'm here for you can kick me out now if u want but they both just #go to town on him lmao #it's what he deserves #idk if I'm gonna actually write it bc uggghhh sexy scenes hard but it's dumb and fun to think about #anyway. sorry for h*rny posting LMAO

[coldgoldlazarus]

I find it a little annoying but mostly funny when people try to assign moral meaning to the great Vampires vs. Werewolves debate, because at the end of the day? For most people it's not about the rich leeching bougies vs the self-fearing outcasts or whatever other meaning you try to tack on to it. Really, what it comes down to is a fantasy horror reskin of the "cat person or dog person" argument.

#not a reblog #also vampires are sexy and I love cats #werewolves are cool yeah #but I just dont vibe with them #you will never convince me that somehow means #that I'm secretly a classist or whatever #i just dont care for dogs

[dollsuguru]

i love my vamp!reader so much they’re such a goober

#suguru in fact is Not Used to it he’s screaming crying throwing up giggling twirling his hair kicking his feet on the inside #and yes. my vamp!reader is willing to DIE over some garlic bread 🙏🏼 they’re so real what can i say #methinks i wanna make this reader very ‘what we do in the shadows’ coded #just a Loser and a Lover #and a Killer but that’s only to people that deserve it 🫡 #i think suguru would be like welp it’s another tuesday night for me if his bestie/crush turned into a vampire #i always see cool sexy vampires (and TRUST i love that) but i also love myself some Doofuses. just a Loser and a Goober #snippets #personal

[bloodbathlestat]

i’ve got a drag performance tonight and i’m using the intro from gotd in my mix x

#pure brainrot x #the idea of a sexy vampire drag queen is cool #lord sedate me

[pyrotechnicdarts]

finally getting thru the rest of a81 season 3 and holy shit you guys were right that static CAN man

#oh hes gonna be my fave oh hes soooooo gonna be my fave #static man #a81 #archive 81 #they gave the eldritch non-euclidean static creature adhd #imagine. you complete a creepy ritual involving your own blood bc you desperately need magic protection #and end up summoning some sort of horrifying being that looks like a man made of static and teeth #and within 5 minutes he plays a heehee funny prank complains about being compared to slenderman eats popeyes #talks abt shitty sexy vampire movies #and tells you its all cool if you need to look away from him he understands he can be hard to comprehend #wait i just realized what he reminds me of and its misfire mtmte. this guy really is just misfire mtmte but they made him an eldritch being #AND HES ANTICAPITALIST LETS FUCKING GOOOOO NEW FAVE CHARACTER EVER

[limpfisted]

Can you imagine not thinking wyll is infinitely interesting and there's so much there to his narrative and hes so cool and funny and smart and brave and soft and COMPLICATED and flawed and heroic and sad and violent and soft and human and charming and lonely and beautiful?

Can you imagine not being a Wylliam wyllington stan. Couldn't be me

#i just think. slaps the top of his horns. theres so much to his character #and it appeals infinitely to me #and i wish people would delve deep into him #bc hes so cool #even if his “hook” isnt as funny as like bear sex or sexy vampire or sexy grinch girl #i love laezael shes the sexy grunch. to me #i love women who suck a lot #which reminds me this is so funny i didnt trigger orins cutscene evrn tho she had kidnqpped lae and i #took lae into battle and i was like girl help why are u missing so much #itw bc that was simply. not her #LOL lmao this game is great #ooc

[koumeowkami]

i just realized i've been consuming vampire themed media in different forms nonstop for 4 months ... how do i tell this to any other person irl without them thinking i've gone insane

#me and my obsession #my life is meaningless without sexy blood sucking creatures #i have to blame rosen blood and diabolik lovers for this #and now i just added call of the night to the list #this circle will never end #btw pls check rosen blood out it's a really cool manga #honestly i could just talk about vampires forever i love them sm #just me rambling

[sashamiel]

i wish i didn’t have to worry about weirdos on the internet because i would really like to show my silly little halloween costume to my tumblr.com mutuals </3

#i’m being a vampire hehehe #it’s very cool and sexy #trust me

[476b]

just saw someone say that guillermo eventually being a vampire is an unpopular opinion.. in what fucking world are people living in that they wouldnt want guillermo to be a vampire?? hes busted his ass for more than a decade and you want him to what? just grow old and die? grow up

#the only people i have beef w more than guillermo human truthers are NANDOR human truthers #if you honestly think nandor would be happier as a human and they should b human together unfollow me rn #why are you even watching if you dont think vampires are cool and sexy as hell #thr tragedy of vampirism is the POINT #thats what makes it so GOOD

[fabcreature]

today i went on an old fashioned steam train, so of course i had to dress up fancy (despite the train itself being far from fancy)

and yes, i do have a pocket watch in my pocket!

#whenever we stopped i actually checked the pocket watch to see how long til we get moving again. i felt so cool! #in general this outfit just makes me so happy #i just got the corsety belt and it has absolutely become one of my favourite accessories #and also when i tried the outfit on i was rly upset that i don't have holes in my ears anymore bc the fit would do perfect with earrings #so i got my fake septum i bought when i was 14. took pendant from my sword necklace. and combined them into a makeshift clip on earring #anyway i cannot stress emough how sexy this outfit makes me feel #the style i was going for was eccentric aristocrat vampire and at least i think i succeeded #also standing outside on the back of the train like that was rly fun! #it didn't move very fast so it was fine #but it was a bumpy and a noisy ride as the train and the tracks were rly old and small #i'm rambling but that's coolio #eg posts #eg portraits

[albatris]

I might have made this post before but

broke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically powerful and dangerous vampires to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of for personal gain, both as a stupidly excessive show of gratuitous influence and power and just for the self-indulgent thrill of it

woke: quinn cooper seeks out specifically people who can drive to manipulate, blackmail, cosy up with and take advantage of because quinn cooper is a lazy fuck and also way too proud to admit they find road rules confusing. why the fuck is the britannia roundabout on kensington road like that. nat can you drive them to target please

#i had another joke post that was like....... #idk u might assume quinn's type is Vampires #quinn's type is actually just. nerds. people with drivers licences. softies #yes quinn was a little turned on when nat pinned them down with claws to their throat and threatened to murder them #yes quinn is insanely attracted to alex and likes when alex flashes its perfect pretty fangs #but keep in mind. alex and nat are also both nerds with drivers licenses and huge softies #also lmao @ quinn being all ''ooh I'm quinn cooper risk and murder and thrill make me feel alive and I'm in love with danger'' and #getting a kick out of mortal peril and being around dangerous predators #like quinn babe ik nat and alex are vampires so u can fool yourself into being all haha this is sexy and dangerous but also #the two people you are basically in love with and adore and feel safe around Just So Happen to be the two that #treat you with kindness and gentleness and you specifically trust them not to hurt you??? you dense fuck #quinn: ''I'm so cool and edgy I'm surrounded by vampires i love danger hehe'' #nat: *makes sure quinn eats three healthy meals a day and puts a lil blanket over them when they fall asleep on the couch* #alex: *kisses quinn on the forehead and always keeps an eye on them to make sure they're safe and takes note of #things quinn mentions in passing so it can surprise them with a specific gift or fun outing later* #the part of this relationship you enjoy is not danger or control or you being on some weird power trip quinn it's the existence of both #SAFETY AND VULNERABILITY #it's CARE #does it take quinn three books to figure this out? yeah. #a rental car takes a left down rake street and disappears

[gachaparadise]

so excited by this!!

#this is like the sr equivalent of the fatui funeral trailer. like bitching cool look at villains with lotsa monologueing #the stellaron hunters have always been too ''clearly doing the right thing'' to be our fatui but these guys seem like they suck <3<3<3 #the big hat lady (Constance) is so. uh. hahah. whew #hoyo finally made a woman i'm like instantly attracted to i genuinely thought they couldn't do it #shes beautiful. shes evil. shes got a devil tail. she isn't dressed like a party city sexy catgirl or whatever. shes tasteful!! very hot #(and shes got those ff dragon girl horns god. preinstalled handles) #everyone else is genuinely cool as well. duke inferno is obvious just the coolest. #the punk rock girlie with the chains is pretty just not my type in particular #the puppet girl!! like. shes tempting me i just love the huge ghost driving a little puppet thing its awesome #Akash(the guy)... i will need to see more of. #like. if they'd released him earlier i might've been more excited but. #his clothes look a lot like atventurine and gallaghers. i though he WAS gallagher when i first watched it #(i didn't spell ANY of those names right but i don't feel like fixing it) #and like. his bit. his gimmick if you will is... he's got a cello? he hasn't really shown his charms point yet #like everyone else is a demon a punkrock lady in chains a giant fucking ghost driving a cute little puppet a guy on fire #and he's a guy in shades. with a cello. he's not quite serving at everyone else's level yet. #i willl say his outfit has a lot of bat themeing. like on the gloves and the cape parts look like bat wings. so maybe he'll be a vampire! #i can't resist a guy covered in blood so. if he feels like taking advantage of that weakness of mine i wouldn't complain. #game: honkai sr #post: misc