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I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

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(guy stuck in a timeloop) fuckkkkk i got yesterday tomorrow

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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

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lord the peasants are so loud today

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tumblr is great because no matter how many followers i get it doesn't stop me from being really fucking annoying. other places i will perhaps think before i post. Not here. not here

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French toast is köyhät ritarit =poor knights in finnish, but I forgot both names for it and tried googling it with ranskalaiset ratsumestarit =french horse(riding)masters.

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

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there are still people in the notes of that thread failing to grasp that this isn't a hypothetical for me. I know trans people up here who had their front door covered with 'I ❤️ JKR' and 'adult human female' stickers. there are active terf groups who harrass queer cafés and bookshops and use her name as an in-group identifier on signs and t-shirts at protests and at pride. she actually personally funded a trans exclusionary women's crisis centre in edinburgh, after her followers hounded and harrassed an inclusive service into shutting down. she is a tangible threat to trans people here.

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did you know that sometimes giving up is the strong thing. sometimes to run is the brave thing. and sometimes walking out is the one thing that will find you the right thing.

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We ask your questions so you don’t have to! Submit your questions to have them posted anonymously as polls.

#i mean i probably never will but over all i think it's a good thing and i hope many people will continue to donate

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

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repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

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according to wikipedia there are 44-50 countries in europe so i just went with 50. have fun!

#the only non european country i've been to is turkey - and even that's debated whether it's european or not #but like 20 i think? something like that at least