#confused the shit outta me

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

It's an odd feeling when you make someone laugh with something you yourself didn't think was funny but it happens all the time because I guess most people irl just aren't used to the way neurodivergent internet-raised 20-somethings talk and an out of pocket meme phrase that you've heard 100 times is new and novel to them

#my old roommates once went into hysterics over ''fucking excuse me'' #confused the shit outta me #I mean that's not a meme that's just how I talk but the phrasing is kinda tumblr-y ig #when I hear someone make a direct tumblr meme reference irl and say it as if they made it up themselves dude the SIDE EYE I give them #nobody else in this room knows. They all think you're hilarious. But I know what you are 👁️👁️

[speakofcompersion]

My blog was terminated randomly yesterday but now its back? That's a win i guess :')

#i was so sad #confused the shit outta me #but were back so #personal

[cringefail-clown]

hal pitbull

#lil hal #man what IS this ask lmfao anon wdym #i love u tumblr anons u never cease to confuse the everloving shit outta me sometimes AHSKFHFK #ask

[whumpy-wyrms]

this man’s hair is changing without my permission again

#very slightly but it’s still a million times better than before imo #erm me drawing sad wet cat anton again? wow what a surprise #ignore the fact i am drawing this diagonally on my canvas. i’m quirky like that okay. #ignore the fact he is staring directly into your soul in this image #also anon i see you. i hear you. more dew art coming soon i just gotta get this outta my system… #i cannot stop drawing him i actually can’t it’s actually a problem (no its not) #anyway this is art that’s gonna be based on the next chappy 💥💥💥 #dew will also be in it 💥💥💥 #in the art i mean (obviously he’ll be in the chapter) guys that’s why the canvas is like that. that’s why #crazy shit #i love talking absolute complete nonsense and confusing everyone who’s reading #yeah. yeah i bet ur confused right now. about what the hell im talking about. me too #doodles #anton oc

[starr-vatore]

Imo

So far Mk1's whole reboot shit feels like a bunch of headcanons and scenarios that ed boon had in the back of his head that he decided to just mush into a fusion ball

Cuz what the fuck is goin on rn blud 🧍🏽‍♀️🧍🏽‍♀️

#mortal kombat #mk1 #ed boon #netherealm studios #i came back to rant again cuz mk1 is confusing the hell outta me #i wasn't kidding when i said i was gonna ignore this shit till the actual story drops- #just ranting #k imma vanish once more 🫰🏽

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

Why so cherry wood chips?

-The Smoker

#is this anything? #i was gonna do cedar wood chips instead #but apparently cedar sucks for smoking meat #don't mind me just bbq posting again #this is in the same universe as my gaslight gatekeep grillboss post #gonna queue this so it gets spat out in a few weeks and confuses the shit outta me

[original-punks]

alright

I dont appreciate the mind fuck

#flooded with asks #now youve confused the shit outta me.

[publicuniversalenemy]

you CUNT. what the fuck.

#this is abt my new supervisor at work #i changed teams a couple weeks back cuz i didnt have enough to do anymore on my old team #and my new team supervisor??? seemed nice enough but shes literally just being a dick for no reason #shes just being fucking passive aggressive as shit #i sent her an email last week like 'hey im outta stuff to work on already n i just wanted to see if there was anything else i could do?' #esp bc. i literally transferred over bc of insufficient workload yk? #and she gets back to me being like 'well there is actually lots to do but since you havent been trained yet you cant do it' #and then proceeded to Not tell me who i should talk to abt doing said training #and there was a general vibe of 'its YOUR fault that you dont have enough work to do bc of your limited availability' like... #and TODAY????? today i clocked in n checked my email and she had #1) re-assigned work that i ALREADY FUCKING DID to another person on a flimsy fucking excuse #(she said that all emails to a given client should be from the same person so the client doesnt get confused????) #and 2) she sent me ANOTHER email being like #'umm you should have sent me an updated version of this draft with the issued invoice. why havent you done that already' #'also just fyi sweaty you have to actually track these matters until the email is sent. bc you are stupid and clearly dont know that' #'someone else handled while you were out bc you SUCK' #you wanna know why i didnt follow up??? bc i was OUT on monday (when the invoice was issued) #and it wasnt unplanned or anything. i communicated my planned absence HEAVILY in advance #and yet its still my fault that i like. didnt respond to emails that day?? bitch??? #anyways. rip to me ig <3 #whatever the fuck

[foxgloveinspace]

What each sleep token song is about ‘according’ to my new theory:

(Under a readmore cause there’s a lot of songs you know)

Everything has an overarching Theme of Worship, and most songs in the Isolation and Insomnia category can be swapped (because the two go hand in hand to me: being alone at night when it’s dark and the rest of the world is sleeping away from you. Being alone in a dark room with only your phone light as company. Insomnia is lonely) but I separated them based on how I view them, and some songs are Just About Worship, so that’s why there’s so few in that category:

Songs About Sex:

• Thread the Needle • Jaws • The Offering • Sugar • Mine • Alkaline • Give • The Summoning • Telomeres • Aqua Regia • Rain •

Songs about Isolation:

• Levitate • Fields Of Elation • The Way That You Where • Shelter • Gods • Like That • High Water • Missing Limbs • Is It Really You? • Say That You Will • Blood Sport • Higher • Descending • DYWTYLM • Are You Really Ok? •

Songs about Insomnia:

• The Night Does Not Belong To God • Dark Signs • Drag Me Under • Atlantic • Distraction • Fall For Me • Chokehold • Granite • Vore • Ascentionism •

Songs about Worship:

• Hypnosis • When The Bough Breaks • Take Aim • The Love That You Want •

Overlapping Themes:

Sex, Worship and Isolation (really putting in the work Two):

• Calcutta • Nazareth • Jericho •

Sex and Insomnia:

• The Apparition •

#very much so #sleep token #I either have weird thoughts or shit posts sorry guys #if anyone sees a missing song PLEASE let me Know I went out of order and confused the FUCK OUTTa myself

[ritzy-biscuit]

I acted chauffeur for my mom today and she was freaking out on how fast I was driving.

I was going 25 😭

#ritzy rambles #she also tries directioning me to places i know how to get to #and it confuses the living shit outta me #that woman is gonna make me crash

[cbrosa-archived]

as a survivor of long time biphobic abuse and harassment, i guarantee your sad dense asses that things such as a fictional ship, having different views on a character’s romantic, sexual and emotional preferences are not the real root cause of that problem. 

the only thing y’all are causing is a disservice to us.

#stranger things fandom wank #wanna talk about biphobia? miss thing talk about the real life examples such as bisexual women experiencing all kinds of abuse bc of this #or bi people experiencing all kinds of abuse in the hands of their straight partner that base it merely on their orientation #talk about how even the LGBT community keeps errasing us and disregarding our traumatic experiences because we are all just cOnFUsED #and dare to come back to me singing the same tired ass song you bum ass pendeja #actually no because i will smack the shit outta you #and this is only about that anti harringrove/gay billy post idc about the rest #st fandom wank #fandom wank

[corntort]

reminder 2 self to ask someone abt a chord progression im rlly struggling qith

#Everything Else Sounds Correct but qhen i try to play that chord it sounds way wrong #am i just playing it wrong??? has my guitar actually been outta tune this entire time. still doesnt explain everything else sounding righr #i cant really tune my guitar without using a (notoriously) finicky tuner because you know for sure i cant do that shit by ear #ive been a little frustratwd today!!! picking up many new things #dedicating So Much Time. and something i do wrong despite quadrupke checking things #3d modeling was going so well then geometry nodes were thrown in and suddenly i fucked it all up #so after. Hours. of that. gave up. watched a litle bit of a show. and went wait i need to strum a little on my guitar #maybe i can figure out the chords in this progression! WRONG #ive just been urgrgg. off today #rambles #not looking forward to tomorrow either. today was rough at work but itll be just me and someone else for the entire morning. so #uurgghhrgh. just gonna spin a nivyl til i pass out. it really really has been helping me sleep and find peace . makes me really happy #so hopin kt works its magic #because an endless cycle is confusing me #Grgrgg. #ok im good nlw

[kiwibirdlafayette]

istg twitter can be so. stuck up? sometimes its like a lot of no fun allowed!!! No fun allowed!!

#like not to salt on main but like #its such a weird mentality when it comes to fandom #why are we as a community made for fans of a show prioritizing the space to appeal to the creators rather than the people who actually #exist and make up the space #how can i blame this on dream somethig something made a community out of cc notices and now the point of fanart is to get cc notices??? #confuses the shit outta me im ngl #lafakiwi talks #salt tag

[starlooove]

If nobody is sure it happens why is it worth discussing

#This is my issue with so much shit #can we stop speaking on hypotheticals please #this is still my issue with the ace thing 😭 #like if I ask why u hate ace ppl and ur response is what if they go to lgbt homeless shelters #what if? #that whole convo pissed me off like don’t get it twisted I was being very weird and Iconsistent #but like u also never answered my question and got mad when I was confused like… #anyways that’s not the point the point here is white ppl say that shit all the time #i got bullied in high school for being white 🤥 #so ur response is to débase entire centuries worth of experiences based on smth im supposed to take u at face value for #and yknow what I don’t trust white ppl saying they got bullied by black ppl like y’all thought that offset interview was intense #white teachers saying their classrooms are outta control and it’s black kids laughing at a joke or smth #i cant #oh for context original screenshot is in response to saying ‘what if someone got jumped just for being a white cis male’

[pneumonic-screamers]

once again asking, why are neurotypicals so harsh and aggressive

#like #i told a 'friend' that im gonna keep my distance bc they are sick and idk f they are contagious #bc i cant get sick rn #and i explained that #and then they say shit like ' ayo get fucked im not even that sick fuck you for being shitty' #<- pretty much a direct quote right there #like i just dont wanna get sick #and the rest of my friends explained it too #im just so confused #how did me saying 'hey im gonna keep some physical distance between us while you're sick bc i cant get sick rn' #how did that #warrant me getting told to go get fucked and that i was shitty #and like not only i cant afford to get sick #my other friend has mild germaphobia and was wildly anxious the whole time #like we just explained our reasons for wanting a bit of physical distance and we get this #okay to rb bc neurotypicals confuse the fuck outta me

[ravenekrops]

i've come to the realization that this is our character dynamic

BRO what are you even LEARNING from me, i'm just here!! what even IS there to learn from me!! i'm just a guy going on about my day!!

#chatter #i'm confused?? why do you think i'm a role model?? i'm just a regular guy?? #?????????????? #im' confused and amused at the same time #Riddler kin fr because you befuddled the shit outta me with this ask