Bulletproof coffee: The ultimate morning pick-me-up
Bulletproof coffee is a type of coffee made with butter or coconut oil. It's said to be a great way to start your day, giving you sustained energy and helping you feel fuller longer.
How to make bulletproof coffee:
Brew a strong cup of coffee.
Add 1-2 tablespoons of butter or coconut oil.
Blend until smooth.
Benefits of bulletproof coffee:
Sustained energy: The fat in bulletproof coffee helps to slow down the absorption of caffeine, giving you more sustained energy throughout the day.
Weight loss: Bulletproof coffee can help you feel fuller longer, which can lead to weight loss.
Improved brain function: The caffeine and fat in bulletproof coffee can help to improve brain function, including alertness, focus, and memory.
Bulletproof coffee can also be customized with other ingredients to add flavor and nutritional value. Some popular additions include:
Vanilla: Vanilla extract adds a rich, sweet flavor to bulletproof coffee.
Halva: Halva is a sweet and creamy Middle Eastern spread made from sesame seeds. It adds a nutty flavor and healthy fats to bulletproof coffee.
Cocoa: Cocoa powder adds a rich, chocolatey flavor to bulletproof coffee. It also contains antioxidants and other nutrients.
Cinnamon: Cinnamon adds a warm, spicy flavor to bulletproof coffee. It also has anti-inflammatory properties.
Ginger: Ginger adds a warm, spicy flavor to bulletproof coffee. It also has digestive benefits.
Experiment with different ingredients to find your perfect bulletproof coffee recipe.
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OFFICE COFFEE DELIVERY
Summary: Rouge needs an extraction. When Omega is presented with a situation he can't shoot his way out of, it turns out he's more crafty than she thought.
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Five minute break. The boss had finally stepped out of the room. Rouge put her head down on the table and rubbed her temples.
She jerked back upright, however, when she heard a familiar set of mechanical footsteps turning the corner of the hall outside. There was always plenty of warning with Omega around. She spun around in her seat to greet him.
"Hey, big boy, what's up?" She asked with a smile as he opened the door.
He entered with his right shoulder first, straightening once he was through the doorframe. To her surprise, in his enormous left hand was a tiny styrofoam cup. He handed it forth. The smell of coffee hit her nose.
"CAFFEINATED SUBSTANCE DELIVERED."
"Shadow tell you to do this?"
"NEGATIVE. YOUR CALENDAR FORECASTED YOUR EXTRANEOUS THREE-HOUR MEETING TODAY. I DETERMINED YOU WOULD NEED MY STRATEGIC BACKUP."
"Aww, thanks. I appreciate it." She took one of his claws in her hand.
There was a cough from the other end of the table. Another officer, something corporal adjacent, someone less useful than a paper bag full of air, looked up from his laptop and at Rouge.
"You've got the robot to deliver you coffee? Man, that's awesome. Could you get it to get me some coffee too? Two sugars, no cream."
Rouge looked back at Omega and smiled. Well, not really smiled, per se. More like parted her lips in a way that might indicate, don't maim him or we're both in trouble.
But to her surprise, Omega simply turned around and left the room. Her facade cracked for just a moment as she stared at the door. Not a single word? Not even a nonverbal threat?
"Sweet, thanks." Mr. Air-For-Brains said. "Man, this meeting is sure going on for a long time, huh?"
Because you wouldn't shut up about your new little proposal, Your Airiness, Rouge sniped back in her thoughts.
"When this meeting's over, want to go, I don't know, blow off some steam?" He winked.
Ugh. His wink was some droopy, twitchy motion, where is other eyelid closed halfway as well. He'd clearly never practiced in front of the mirror. Did he think it was effortless?
Before Rouge could snap and tell him to shove his head where the sun didn't shine, the boss came back, looking rather confused. He resumed his seat at the head of the table, and stared as Omega squeezed through the door after him.
"Oh, my coffee, thanks." Sir Winks-A-Lot held his hand out.
Omega's optics flashed. Rouge recognized the glint immediately, and scooted her chair out of the way.
In a testament to the targeting system of the Ultimate Robot, the largest splotch of coffee hit dead center on the guy's white button-up. The rest trailed behind, splashing all over his face. He howled and began scrubbing his face off with his sleeves. When those became soaked too with brown, he grabbed his suit jacket from off his chair.
"E-123 Omega!" The boss stood from his chair. "What is the meaning of this?"
Omega didn't look at him, instead continuing to stare at Mr. Coffeeshirt, before announcing, "YOUR COMMENTS TOWARD AGENT ROUGE HAVE BEEN RECORDED."
-And there was the coup de grace. A metaphorical execution so clean that Rouge would have applauded if she could.
"Agent Jenkins?" The boss said sternly.
"The robot burned me! It burned me, and I didn't say anything to her! I-"
"Agent Rouge, you're free to go. Jenkins, you and I are going to have a word."
Rouge slid out of her seat. Omega held the door for her before following her out.
"Thanks." She said once they were a few hallways away from the carnage. "A lot more subtle than your usual style, hmm?"
"I EMULATED THE MOST COMPETENT PERFORMER OF SUBTERFUGE I KNOW."
"So you can be taught." She grinned. "Who would have thought?"
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