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Lol pija

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

I DONT! IM FINE! MY BODY HANDLES STUFF DIFFERENTLY. I NEEDED TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING BUT I FORGOT WHAT. I know you stole a cows pija.

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

IM SORRY I MADE SOME AT MY CABIN IF YOU WANT THEM BUT YOU CAN'T GO THERE CAUSE ITS SECRET-

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

You ever just lose your leg and then randomly appear back in your friends house and then just eat 40 of his weed brownies only to not have it affect you, so you drink 2 bottles of grove sap only to wonder why your leg is missing and then realise it's missing?

🟢🟢

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Feels like my legs missing

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Uh... Yeah. I think words. Probably shouldn't have mixed grove sap and grass-

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Yeeyee frfr

*stares*

What the heck just came out of my mouth?

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

OOC: Fuck it. My Kirkpool acc is going to be my personal. I haven't used it since creating it so FECK IT

#ooc post #waffle

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*looks around*

How'd I even get here?

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Damn.

Are we high?

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Okay... But what about the Yowie? Why was he involved?

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

... Why was your cousin stealing your slushee?

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

*reappears*

You were fighting a bear behind 7-11 Biiiiiittttttcccchhhhhhhh....

*fades into obscurity....again*

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

I know what you did Biiiiiittttttcccchhhhhhhh....

*fades into obscurity*

I know what you did last summer 🟢🟢

Which part of it

Or are we talking about the movie?

[goblin-spider]

Can someone tell me where these feminine trans guys with massive tits who wear push-up bras and skimpy outfits that I keep seeing transphobes complain about are? I’d love to see massive tboy boobs.

#he/they's in glam my beloveds #how dare the transphobes keep them from my t4t self #🟢_🟢 LIKE PLEASE-

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ohhhhh you know what. the next chapter..

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