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If anyone else watched Cocaine Bear and loved the performance of Henry, his actor is in another show called Sweet Tooth on Netflix.
It's about animal hybrids living in a post-apocalyptic world, and Henry's actor Christian Convery plays the main character.
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wrabbitx · 1 year
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ferociouscharm · 2 months
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Do you think Tuunbaq got high from taking a chunk out of Collins?
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cyeayt · 1 year
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If you haven’t seen cocaine bear don’t fucking talk to me about cocaine bear
I am serious
The trailer gives little to no sense of the actual depth of the movie, it’s more emotional than you think it is, it’s funnier than you think it is
The trailer is engaging and gets people to the movie, while leaving so much room to experience the actual film. The best jokes aren’t in the trailer, nor the main plot points or characterization.
It’s a feminist masterpiece
Without giving spoilers, I genuinely love this movie so much. If you haven’t seen it, don’t try and talk to me about it before seeing it
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babyjujubee · 10 months
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Allan Henry, Christian Convery and Brooklynn Prince. Blu ray - Behind the Scenes of Cocaine Bear (2023)
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cocaine bear is truly the movie of all time it has everything: very morbid humor, violence, a deadbeat grandpa (who is also a drug runner), weird thirteen year old friends eating cocaine, European hikers with questionable baby naming choices, a dive bar that offers plain pasta as a menu item, three teenage weirdos, a cute little dog with pink bows, cocaine stored in duffel bags with rainbow straps, a park ranger/peace officer who can't shoot for shit, ambulance accidents, genuinely endearing friend dynamics, a quote from Wikipedia, and of course, a bear high out of its mind on cocaine
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trc height lineup. no i do not take criticism
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explaination/reasoning:
everyone says blue is 5 foot nothing HOWEVER in trb she describes herself as “just shy of 5 feet” which makes her FOUR ELEVEN. wtf. should’ve eaten her greens
ronan is 6’5”. if u notice in the books he is described as “tall” and as we all know no man is truly tall unless he is taller than my dad and 6’6” felt like a bit much
matthew is 6’3” bc he is “a bear of a boy” and bears are tall and broad. ofc ronan is canonically the tallest but the law of the universe states that the youngest sibling must always be taller than the oldest sibling
declan is 6’2” because he is the shortest lynch but all lynches are tall so yknow. hes there. tall enough to be officially tall not tall enough to be noticeably tall. as is the declan lynch way
adam and declan are the same height bc i thought it would b really funny. and adam is said to be taller than the rest of the gangsey but not ronan so. 6’2”
gansey is 5’11” because 6’ exactly would be too on the nose for the kind of boy destined to be bronzed and installed outside of a public library. also bc i believe he is the only man who would ever be truthful about being 5’11”
kavinsky is 5’10” and a scrawny motherfucker. i know there are tall buff kavinsky truthers out there and to u i would like to say Wrong. this kid is described as having a concave chest no less than 5 times and his entire diet is cocaine and shitty beer. AND he is compensating for something (not being taller than any of the boys he likes) by being horrible
noah is 5’9” bc i said so. good height for a man. good for him
henry is 5’7” bc thats how tall i am and henry has “same height as u” vibes. i dont mean me i mean in general. henry is 5’7” to me but for u hes however tall u are. his hair adds like 3 inches but u can look each other in the eye
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what-yadoking-likes · 9 months
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More Payday/Pokemon crossover thoughts:
Jimmy has a Ditto. This is a reference to Hardcore Henry (can you tell I haven't seen Hardcore Henry?). I'm tempted to give him one of the 'bear' Pokemon (think Ursaring, Beartic, Bewear), purely because I keep thinking of Cocaine Bear and Jimmy likes cocaine...
... is my analysis of Jimmy dumb? Am I diminishing him into a caricature of himself? Am I doing him a disservice?... Ahhh well, this list is just for funsies anyway.
I've said this before, but Dallas has a Braviary as a reference to his mask because MURICAAAAAA. An Audino for interesting setups and the potential for a Medic Bag reference.
Houston is the resident ghost, but somehow ghost-type Pokemon don't seem that Houston-coded to me. I could see him having something like a Decidueye for the sneaky aspect and the assassin/speedy boy aspect. Maybe a Meowth to help him out with those debts, dude.
Wolf has a Drilbur, BUT he never evolves it. Why? Because I fucking hate how Excadrill looks.
Hoxton has a Houndoom.
Rust has a Granbull who rides in its own little sidecar alongside Rust's bike.
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so bear with me while I get this out because I'm thinking about it again.
and Naddpod eldermourne during the share circle while they're all telling their backstories zirk admits that his mom made him try the heroin and cocaine from their potions yeah? and will they obviously joke about the "why don't you tell us this kind of stuff? why didn't you tell us?" for a minute we hear Henry's genuine reaction to what was being said.
Henry let's out an appalled "Oh My God" at Zirk's statement that we can hear alongside Fia's joking. Because he's a DAD! HANK JR IS ABOUT THE SAME AGE AS ZIRK AND FIA!
Henry is horrified that someone did that to their kid because he couldn't fathom hurting his son. he was just doing what he thought was best for his kid and hadn't realized it hurt them both yet.
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andelkacroatia · 1 year
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Spoilers for Cocaine bear :
-first of all this movie is funny, I didn't expect that
-Henry is my favorite, that kid was amazing
-I like how they didn't glamourise or make it seem nostalgic towards the 80s
-like the movie is set in the 80s but it's not like "oh the 80s were so much cooler", it's just "yeah it's the 80s and thats it"
-Daveed and Eddie are a good dealer bad dealer duo and I LOVE THEM
-their scenes where the funniest
-also the Olaf guy was called Kristoffer at one point like what? Is your name like the snowman or the raindeeer my guy
-also he survived???
-how????
P.S. turns out he died, I mistook his body for his girlfriends body
-"My name is Henry and I'm so fucking tired!!!"
-Dee Dee is so smart making a paint trail like that💖
- thank god Rossette (the white long haird dog) survived thank god
-but she ate Daveeds fingers, like Jesus first his shoes, then his jersey and now his fingers
-like give this man a break!!
-the bear cubs are drug addicts too😭
-also fuck Syd for kicking them 3 separet times(rip Ray Loitta but your character was a bad guy and a bad father)
-also your son looks kind of Hot when he's sad😏
-she (Cocaine Bear) must have gotten addicted to it over the years I doubt that this is her first rodeo
-"How do you know it's a girl?" "Cuz her vagina is on my ear"
-She is so Cok-ette💖
-also the blonde twink lives? and he took the last of the cocaine? To New York???
-not to mention Officer Reba probsbly lied about the whole thing
-i meanthe crime scene/s are a mess, nobody whould be quastioning you after that shit...
-and the fact that Sari, Dee Dee and Henry whent home by foot/bike is just...wow...
-and now in in head I'm making the sequel for this movie
-set a year later, the Colombian mafia (Narcos/Narcos Mexico) go to Tennese to kill the bear, but they only kill mama bear(sorry) and are hunted down by the cocaed up cubs that kill them one by one...
-also Richard Ramirez (Ahs 1984) is here too, cuz cocaine and why the fuck not???
-this will be my Gorbabachow
-Goncharov?
-anyway go watch Cocaine bear you will be gaving a great time!
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justthegreat1 · 1 year
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Get In Line: Cocaine Bear Review
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Pictured above is the “Cocaine Bear” poster.
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So, usually I cover movies that are straight horror, but I decided to do something different and discuss this movie. This movie has an insane premise with an interesting story that inspired the movie. Usually, horror comedies are hit and miss for me, but I decided to give it a watch. Let’s get straight to the spoiler free review and hope no cocaine addicted bears are around.
Cocaine Bear is a 2023 horror comedy thriller directed by Elizabeth Banks who also produced this movie, Produced by Max Handelman, Aditya Sood, Brian Duffield, Phil Lord, and Chris Miller. Cocaine Bear is written by Jimmy Warden, and the soundtrack is done by Mark Mothersbaugh. The cast involves Keri Russell as Sari, Alden Ehrenreich as Eddie, O’Shea Jackson Jr. as Daveed, Ray Liotta as Syd, Isiah Whitlock Jr. as Bob, Brooklynn Prince as Dee Dee, Christian Convery as Henry, Margo Martindale as Ranger Liz, Jesse Tyler Ferguson as Peter, Kristofer Hivju as Olaf, Hannah Hoekstra as Elsa, Ayoola Smart as Officer Reba, Aaron Holliday as Kid (Stache), J.B. Moore as Vest, Leo Hanna as Ponytail, Kahyun Kim as Beth, Scott Seiss as Tom, Matthew Rhys as Andrew Thornton, and Allan Henry as “Bear Performer”.
The Plot:
An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists, and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear goes on a murderous rampage after unintentionally ingesting cocaine.
Positives:
One positive I have about “Cocaine Bear” is that it knows what it is, and what I mean by that is that it’s a movie about a bear on cocaine, that alone sounds crazy, but they have fun with that premise. The real black bear died on December 23rd,1985 after eating a large amount of cocaine from the containers, the total amount of cocaine that was eaten was 75 pounds which was worth $20 million ($55.6 million, adjusted for inflation).
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Pictured above is the ambulance scene from “Cocaine Bear” (2023)
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The second positive I have about this movie was the dark humor throughout, the reason I loved the dark humor throughout as some of the death scenes are so unexpected and over the top that you can’t just help but laugh. The dialogue was creative and some characters’ reactions to certain situations had me laughing.
The final positive I have about this movie was the cast as they understood the assignment, the acting reminds me of an 80’s b-horror movie. Keri Russell nailed her performance as Sari, and I must give props to the child actors (Brooklynn Prince and Christian Convery.) But this does have some drawbacks which we’ll get to.
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Pictured above is the door scene from “Cocaine Bear.”
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Negatives:
One negative I have is the lack of character development. I know it’s not supposed to be taken seriously, but I would’ve enjoyed seeing how each character’s story progresses since they are all intertwined. Another negative I have is that I felt that the movie wasn’t scary enough, I know the real bear died via overdose, but can you imagine how terrifying would it be to have a 500-pound black bear high on cocaine chasing you. I honestly wish they could have played up on the fear factor.
My Overall thoughts:
While this movie has some negatives, don’t let them affect your viewing experience as it’s one of the movies where you turn your mind off and eat some popcorn. If you enjoy campy, gory, and darkly comedic horror movies, this one is for you. But I’m glad that studios are letting directors make the movies they want even if they are based on…as I said before insane backstories. This movie is amazing in its own way with its over the top violence, comedic timing, and action throughout which only increases its re-watchability.
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Pictured above is Cokey the bear getting high on cocaine. “Cocaine Bear” (2023)
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Where to watch “Cocaine Bear” (2023)?
Peacock
Blu-Ray and DVD
Digital Retailers.
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jondalars · 1 year
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1899 (s1)
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New Life Begins (s1)
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W (s1)
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darkandlightsides · 1 year
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Dont look at me but Henry from Cocaine Bear is Coda
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Allan Henry as Cokie - the Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear (2023)
Posting screen caps that don't include Alden Ehrenreich for continuity's sake.
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themosleyreview · 1 year
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The Mosley Review: Cocaine Bear
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Films like these only have 2 options when executing the true life story. Option 1: The film can keep the 80's setting and play out like a true horror film that is dark, brutal and somewhat funny. Option 2: The film could keep that fun 80's style and go for the ridiculous nature of the story that is so tongue and cheek that it borders on parody while still somehow delivering a fun and somewhat heartfelt story. Well this film tried to take both of those options and slam them together into a cohesive and sometimes mildly funny and bloody horror comedy. Honestly, I don't even know if the director had any idea what type of film they want it to be. The tone was all over the place and the character dynamics don't really have any relevance to the majority of the plot or lack there of. This could've been a fun, brutal and thrilling twist on the real story, but it lacked any sense of empathy or parody that even the actors say for maybe a couple, knew what type of film they were in.
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Keri Russell was good in the film as a single mother nurse Sari. I liked that she did a decent job at being brave and determined to find her daughter. Brooklynn Prince was great as her daughter Dee Dee and I loved her playful and genuine excitement to go on an adventure in the woods. Christian Convery was great and hilarious as her bestfriend Henry. I would've loved if the film was all about them surviving in the woods as the bear hunts them down and Sari was trying to find them. O'Shea Jackson Jr. as Daveed was good as he plays the typcial thug sent alongside Alden Ehrenreich's overly emotional character Eddie. The two of them worked really well together, but felt like they were in a different film all together. The legendary Ray Liotta was perfect casting as their crime boss Syd. Ray can be in the most terrible film known to man and he will always deliver and he did that in this film. Margo Martindale is always a joy to see on screen and as Ranger Liz, she was delightful.
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The score by Mark Mothersbaugh was decent as the gore started to splash the screen, but after that it was just background noise. The film was stunning to look at and the visual effects used to bring the bear to life were good. This film truly had no idea what it wanted to be. I can't rightfully say that I wasn't amused at some moments, but all of the best moments were actually in the trailer and the trailer delivered the tone of what the film should've been! Honestly, this was just a mess of film that I can't rightfully recommend it even if you're drunk. If you liked the movie or my review of the film, let me know in the comments below. Thanks for reading!
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swldx · 2 months
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