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the lynch brothers are so funny to me bc they’re like.

1. ancient demon god in a skin suit who births monsters and craves violence

2. homunculus with no internal organs and an innate desire to walk to an unknown destination

3. declan

#happy birthday to this post

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me and the bad bitch i didn’t pull even though i gave him presents and free beer and called him slurs and taught him how to dream and told him my deepest darkest secrets (i killed my father and my best friend is a homonculus) and compared him to a dog and kidnapped his brother and killed myself in front of him to forever alter the trajectory of his life

#happy birthday to this post

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everyone talks about one-hit wonders, but no one seems to think about two-hit wonders. neon trees released “everybody talks” and “animals” and then fucked off forever. LMFAO released “party rock” and “sexy and i know it” and then apologized and left the radio. many such cases, all of which are deeply fascinating to me

#op has never heard songs i can’t listen to by neon trees so sad for them #music #neon trees

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5 things your character can't do while speaking

Choke. Just think about it, seriously. Think about what choking is and imagine speaking while it’s happening. That would fuckin’ hurt, man.

Hiss. Look, it’s just not possible, okay? No matter how “evil” you want your character to seem.

Snarl. Animals snarls. The Beast from Beauty and the Beast snarls. The Hulk snarls. You know who doesn’t snarl? PEOPLE WHEN THEY’RE SPEAKING.

Shriek. Come on, 99% of the time, “shriek” is not the word you want.Let’s face it: if you put an exclamation point at the end of the sentence, your reader gets the picture. Don’t bring to mind banshees and screaming toddlers.

Sneer. I’m not even going to bother explaining this one. “SNEER” ISN’T EVEN A SOUND.

#very glad i expanded this post bc jfc #really hope op is not giving this advice as a writer #MAKE YOUR CHARACTERS CHOKE SNEER SNARL HISS MAKE THEM SOMETHING INTERESTING #writing #lit

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#😭😭😭 #music #resisting the urge to tag this further

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#😭😭😭😭 #haha

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THAT GUY!!! UHM,,, THAT I DREW FOR YOU FOR UR BIRTHDAY!!!! HIM!!! FROM THE RAVEN CYCLE

lucky it has been…4 months since u sent this and it only just appeared in my inbox. very sorry to have been ignoring you but in my defense tumblr hid this from me. that being said. AAAAA RONAN LYNCH RAVEN CYCLE YES WOOHOO

#asks #lucky/frog #my friends

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Hi I came to your blog because I saw your post on Icarus reposted on Reddit and I was hoping to locate it on your page but I can’t find it, I was wondering if you had removed it?

here it is!!

#hi!! thank u for visiting <3 #asks #anon

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Are you trans-feminine? Intersex? Do you have a connective tissue disorder like Ehlers Danlos Syndrome? Do you have erectile dysfunction? Are you any other kind of person who has a penis? Do you just want to see the results?

Then please take this survey! I'm looking to gather a large sample size of anonymous information for a personal study on the relationship between age, gender, hormone replacement therapy, and connective tissue disorder on erectile function. It won't take more than a minute or two. Even if you're none of the above groups, I'd love for you to pass this around.

I've also shared this on Reddit!

#hello queer people in my phone. throws this at u

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omg soldier, poet, king is NOT a Christian worship song

folks on tiktok being like YALL DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS ABOUT JESUS??? and "better take it off my dnd playlist now!!!"

it's not about jesus holy fuck, i mean, it is, but it isn't.

Dear Wormwood is a concept album that uses biblical symbolism to talk about an abusive relationship. The Oh Hellos have a whole ass THING about retelling stories (biblical, mythological etc) to use to deal with your own story which is like...a whole thing in storytelling anyway (the new testament is a monomyth yall, Hero's Journey 1.0, in that regard everything is biblical)

Dear Wormwood is put in the context of someone writing letters (inspired by The Screwtape Letters, CS Lewis) to their abuser. "Soldier, Poet, King" is from the perspective of the protagonist, on the receiving end of the abuse, who (after the song "Exeunt") is escaping from the abuse and attempting to continue their life outside of it. The person who is the soldier, poet, king, is the protagonist. "your city" is the abusive relationship. "Wormwood" is the devil of this person's life.

If you look on Genius, yeah the story is about the Second Coming of Jesus Christ. In context? It's about the Second Coming of the protagonist. The rebirth they get after escaping.

The ending song of the album, "Thus Always to Tyrants", the last line of the album is

Where I go, will you still follow? Will you leave your shaded hollow? Will you greet the daylight looming? Learn to love without consuming?

The protagonist is attempting to mentally escape from the abuse, worried about carrying the trauma into the next relationship.

Soldier Poet King is not about Jesus. It's about fighting. It's about escaping the cycle of abuse. It's about the power that resides in stories, about people who have experienced this before and succeeded. It's about using those stories and learning from them.

Keep the shit on your dnd playlist, it's sort of the whole point.

#FUCKING THANK YOU #the oh hellos #music

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all things said abt les misérables "cop who experiences one (1) moral conundrum and then promptly kills himself" is like objectively one of the funniest characters you can have

#haha #les misérables #lit

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Didn't you retweet incest porn on 9/11?

we all mourn in different ways

#SCREAMINFGGGSGS #haha #hellsite

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if aglionby was a music conservatory, ronan would have perfect pitch and that would just INFURIATE adam.

#hey liz. quick question. how did u know that this is exactly the case in my yet to be published rival bands au #like im. im shocked #the raven cycle #liz #my friends

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Hi hello. Just read your Icarus post from several months ago and it ruined me. Do you have any other stories like that? Retellings of old myths? If not eventually I’ll read something from your AO3

i actually have been wanting to write another one!! icarus is all i’ve got so far but if anyone has any suggestions i may take them 👀

#asks #owlheartt #icarusposting

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bap bap bap

boops u back

#boop. boop boop boop #asks #sylvia42

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tomorrow they will wrap up this boopfest and the function will be taken away and put to rest. but tonight the dash is vibrant, the completionists are feverishly clicking, the mutuals are flirtatiously violent, and as you look at your notifications, the activity feed is twice as unusable as usual.

#haha #hellsite #there are twice as many stars as usual

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this came to me in the depths of the night, a fever dream ridden with possibility. my hands shook and i knew then that glendower himself had ordained it. creating it was a magic in itself, a rush of endorphins that kept me going through the art block. when i stood back, admiring the piece, i knew the prophet, dick the third himself, had spoken through me and this was the message he had intended i spread.

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for the love of jesus and mary please ignore this i really don’t need this to be something people know me for

#pls i only saw the top half of this at first and thought they were gonna have the boop cat paws #the raven cycle #trc fanworks