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apollo-justice-irl · 2 months
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not a lot of Clobica love in the fhjy community. I think they're wonderful
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tinyabbey · 2 months
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cloaca and clobica are the coolest little guys 💚
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malusvalley · 3 hours
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mary ann skuttle
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normiewizard · 2 months
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running list of little creatures of fantasy high
boggy
baby/wretchrot
baron from the baronies
squeem!
baby baby
cloaca
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chungledown-bimothy · 3 months
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clobica jesus fucking christ zac
well we know what gorgug's next 24 inventions are going to be called
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wlwinry · 2 months
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appearing appearing appearing to ask if you have any more thistlecaster headcanons 👀
oh ive always got more thistlecaster headcanons
fabian has never gotten sillier at a school dance than when he goes w gorgug. completely gives up on sophistication and choreography and being the future of dance and literally just jumps around with him for like two hours. he gets spun a lot bc he's a head shorter than gorgug and it makes him laugh every time
gorgug really likes fabian's laugh--the big bravado-filled guffaw, sure, but also the shrieky, undignified cackle that he makes when he actually finds something funny
i know we may be losing bloodrush buds but luckily it is just as easy for gorgug to pine over a pretty, covered-in-sweat-and-dirt-and-grass-stains fabian from the stands as it is from the field. easier, even
couples tattoos are generally a bad idea. however these two get them after their fifth anniversary--worst case, they decide its a friends tattoo!
(fabian's is an axe with flowers twining around the hilt. gorgug's is a sword with a silk sheet flowing around the blade. both are in gold ink, and they're both on the inside of their right forearm)
gorgug is a big fan of picking up his boyfriend. physically. he can do it he's got the strength and fabian is just sooooo easy to lift AND it makes him laugh or blush and get all cute and flustered. it's a win either way
this usually ends in them kissing for a solid minute or two before they get moving
gorgug helps fabian learn how to cook and bake! he also makes food for fabian a lot bc it's a huge huge part of orcish culture and fabian is so unbelievably touched whenever he does. it's a lot of breakfasts
they'd have a lot of post-bloodrush sleepovers but apparently they arent my bloodrush boys anymore. don't worry gorgug still insists on having the sleepovers once he realizes fabian is more upset about losing time with him than about him leaving the team
gorgug is initially so careful when they kiss bc Tusks. fabian appreciates that but also he likes the tusks he does not mind getting nicked in his quest to kiss his boyfriend
when he writes and performs a song for fabian, fabian fully bursts into tears bc he's so touched. gorgug is so worried until fabian manages to explain that no it's just really really sweet and he loves him and then well gorgug HAS to kiss him about it
their wedding is a huge blend of elvish, gnomish, orcish and solesian culture. it's also a very small affair with only their closest friends and family--but, bc fabian is involved, it's appropriately lavish and also a dry wedding
they both become very good at dealing with each other's nightmares--gorgug usually needs to spar or do something to get the adrenaline-fueled energy rush out, but sometimes he slips back into life-or-death mode. meanwhile fabian usually needs quiet and to be held and to feel that gorgug is alive and okay, but sometimes he gets worried that he's still dreaming. they both adapt. they love each other enough to adapt.
not to overuse an old meme but they are most certainly "if i run at gorgug he will catch me in his arms" "wait don't i'm holding clobica--"
in their (married!!! adult!!! happily ever after!!!) house there's a doghouse/mini-garage for the hangman, a garage for the hangvan, and special perches in gorgug's workshop for all of the Creatures gorgug keeps making
fabian becomes reaaaaally good at cooking breakfast. and that's it. he's passable at the other two meals but that man can bake and make a stack of french toast. there's a lot of breakfast in bed
they never stop being just. so in love with each other. someone asks gorgug how he fell for fabian and he just blinks and goes "how could i not?" and fabian feels the same way about him
i fear i went overboard
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lovecolibri · 30 days
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"Tell him it's Clobica. Fucker."
🤣🤣🤣 I love how mad Gorgug is about this.
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charlieswebb · 3 months
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katiefratie · 30 days
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"Tell him it's Clobica" hahdhajdhabsja Zac I love you
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lil-space-king · 2 months
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Gorgug Thistlespring and his Pokemon team - if he had one
Fraxure - A tinier axe wielder for our axe wielder. Pangoro - A big beefy fighter for our barbarian. Porygon - I put this one in as a nod to Cloaca and Clobica. A man-made bird - it just fits. Thwackey - A decent fighter for sure, but also a little drummer with built in drum sticks. Tinkatuff - A tinkerer just like Gorgug, but also, just like Gorgug, ready to fuck shit up. Varoom - An engine for the teen that knows how to work an engine whether it be magical van or magical motorcycle.
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embraceweird · 3 months
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So, Riz, Sklonda, Kristen, Fabian, Adaine, Aelwyn, Gorgug, Clobica, Digby, Wilma, (Gorbag & Roz?), Fig, Sandra Lynn, Jawbone, Raugh, and Lydia are all going to Fallinel to see Gilear and Halleriel.
What. An. interesting. Crew
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villadiodatis · 3 months
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Bad Kids level 12 breakdown!
Returned from the Vulture Dimension and on a roll academically, the Bad Kids have hit level 12. We've got some simple updates and some complex choices, so let's break it down. In case you missed my level 11 update, check it out here!
Adaine: Wizard 12. She's increased her intelligence by 2, taking it to 20 (the max it can get without magical objects) and making her modifier +5. This increases her spell save DC, spell attack bonus, and all INT-based skills (Arcana, History, Investigation, Nature, and Religion) by 1. She can now prepare 17 spells per day (previously 15), and learns two new spells, which can be 1st-6th level.
Fabian: Fighter 6/Bard 6 (was Bard 5). He learns a new bard spell, which can be 1st-3rd level, and gets a third 3rd-level spell slot. He also gets a feature called Countercharm, which allows him to use his action to give allies within 30 ft advantage on saving throws against being charmed or frightened. He would also get Extra Attack as a level 6 Swords bard, but he already has it from being a level 5+ fighter.
Fig: HOOOO BOY FIGUEROTH FAETH. Fig is now Bard 9/Paladin 2/Warlock 1. She's lost a warlock level and gained two paladin levels. With that, she loses whatever eldritch invocations she got last level, 1 1st-level warlock spell slot, and 1 known warlock spell. She gains Divine Sense 6 times per long rest (which we saw her use this episode, German Shepherd-style!), 10 points of Lay on Hands healing, Divine Smite, an unknown fighting style, and paladin spells. Multiclass spellcasting gets a little complicated, but the basics of it is she gets a second 5th-level spell slot and can prepare 6 spells from the paladin list per day, in addition to the bard and warlock spells she knows. She can cast any of her spells with any of her slots, and only the 1 warlock slot recharges on a short rest.
Gorgug: Barbarian 6/Artificer 6 (was Artificer 5). He learns two new artificer infusions, bringing him to 6 total, and can have 3 infused items at once. His tool checks now have expertise, so double his proficiency bonus. In addition (and this happened a few episodes ago, so I apologize for missing it!), he's changed his subclass from Alchemist to Battle Smith. He loses proficiency with alchemist's tools, subclass spells (Healing Word, Ray of Sickness, Flaming Sphere, Melf's Acid Arrow), elemental elixirs, and the damage bonus for spells that deal acid/fire/necrotic/poison damage. He gains proficiency with smith's tools, subclass spells (Heroism, Shield, Branding Smite, Warding Bond), can now use INT instead of STR/DEX for weapon attack and damage rolls (his strength is higher than his intelligence, so this may not come into play), Extra Attack (which he already has), and, biggest of all, Clobica, his Steel Defender.
Kristen: Cleric 12. Kristen has taken an unknown feat--we can rule out any that increase ability scores, but beyond that no clue. My baseless guess is War Caster, which grants advantage on maintaining concentration checks, and is a very solid choice for any caster, particularly clerics, who have a lot of concentration spells. She can also now prepare 17 spells per day (previously 16).
Riz: Rogue 12. Like Adaine, Riz increased his intelligence by 2, bringing it to 18, making his modifier +4. This increases his spell save DC, spell attack bonus, and all INT-based skills (Arcana, History, Investigation, Nature, and Religion) by 1.
And across the board, everyone's HP goes up and they get another hit die. Let's see how this unfolds, please let me know if I missed anything, and see you next level!
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halevren · 3 months
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FHJY Spoilers || my live thoughts as I watch episode 8
I am playing tomodachi life as I watch this. if anyone is curious, I named my island Yorb Island. I just restarted it
IT'S OUR TIME IT'S OUR YEAR
The lip syncing
see you at basrars! goodnight everyone
"Confirmed to be dead" NO. she is confirmed to not be on the mortal plane, perhaps she simply is chilling in the astral realm (I don't want her to be actually dead she looks too lovely)
licking baby..... :(
the lobster bisque
"Gorgug's roots of never being good" CRYING
I feel adaine right now. I am in such a point where I am very antisocial
glassblowing!!!
This disadvantage stuff is actually making me stressed
There's something beautiful about the bad kids not really caring that Kristen doesn't have magic, they still love her. A true "would you still love me if I was a worm?" She has nothing to offer right now, and yet, her friends move her more than anything
Riz can't focus :(
LYDIA 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
OH NO.... ADAINE.....
A d100???????????????????
91?!?!!?! oh no
ADAINE?!!?!??
FLASH OF RED??????? HUH???? WHAT??? WHAT IS GOING ON??
Not Cassandra???? Familiar scream???
"Maybe it's not your fault at all"
"Yeah I definitely killed her..."
Fiendish aura??
"I out wretchrot on it!" "oh good..."
"I thought it was because he was a straight man wearing the pride armor"
"Are you talking about emo music...?"
Lala Embers..
AW DON'T CRY
I feel like the cup of tea..... would be the worst idea
"All drums welcome!"
"What the fuck are we doing?"
there's a nudity tent
There's nothing wrong with a body 🔥
CASSANDRA WAS MARRIED?
I can't wait to see all the theories after this episode
"I don't want to talk about it"
"Do you want a bardic" no one wants fig'd bardic 😭😭😭😭
oh thanks goodness he has meticulous notes
Theothantic silence
There's so much information being thrown at us
Gods could always remember dead goda
"I thought you were dead" oh my
Lucy was possessed...
AYDA MENTION!!!!
OH MY GOD AYDA MENTION!!!!! ADAINE MENTIONED AYDA!!!!
Alter Emo
"It's all natural, man"
"sexy"
BUCKY!!!!!!!!!! BUCKY BOY!!!!!
24 point starts have to be the red crystals
I love all this theorizing. This feels like a debriefing
"Wretchrot is so fucking god at his job."
Minor illustration running drills 😭😭😭😭
"That's my owl bear!!!!"
"8 foot Fabian on the field next week"
"You know how you see the unknown? You shine a light on it."
"Pop off my first prayer"
A 6TH LEVEL SPELL SLOT?
a lot of invisible naked people
I want to partake in this festival
FICUS
MURPH IMMEDIATELY PUTTING HIS HEAD IN HIS HANDS AFTER FIG TURNS INTO WANDA CHILDA 😭😭
not a mosh pit environment
4 1/2 long pipe??!!? ;!
"You wanna get fucking high?"
RUBEN
"Fig had to take a shit."
"Why are there so many naked old people at your house?" "I don't know man! I don't have anything to do with that."
Gorgug disliking Ruben is so good I can't stop giggling
MY CLERICAL GNOMANCE
There is. Something going on.
PRINCIPAL GRIX
RIP RUBEN???? DISINTEGRATE???
NEW MAP!!!
I can't believe Ruben is the front man of MCG
COUNTERSPELL
"don't do this...."
OH NO. OH GOD.
oh god.......... dildo lawnmower
"I've had sex before!"
IT WAS ALL UNDER THE TARP
NOOOOOO WILMA AND DIGBY!!!!!!! NOOOOO
"Ruthless... So they were into fucking machines?"
"These are your champions, Grix?!?!!?!"
"You're not perfect order."
Save the turtle!!!!!
yeah -5 movement. that's tough.
FABIAN TURN 🔥🔥
26 to hit 🔥🔥
they're all just from this summer 😭
"I'm in"
REMOTE ACCESS
That is a four!!!
GAMER POSE 😭
"We got him Porter."
The shoe rack
"Come with me!"
So many nude gnomes
MURPH CANCELLED A CRIT INTO A MISS
"♪I'M GONNA SAVE YOU♪"
DIMENSION DOOR
SO MUCH GOING ON WITH WANDA
"But that moment of terror does happen, 'cause I want him to feel it. I want him to know what would it feel like if the most important thing in his world disappeared."
LISTENING TO A PODCAST AT A MUSIC FESTIVAL
CLOBICA!!
He's not raging???? Let him rage!!!
Bypasses the shield?!?
STUNNED??
What A Day.
Can the air elemental go up Grix's butthole?
Intelligence saving throws
ALLY GOT THE 3 MUSKETEERS
D12 bardic??????
42 POINTS OF PSYCHIC DAMAGE?
NOOO CLOBICA
Rip Clobica
FOR THE LAWN AND FOR PLEASURE
HE BYPASSES'S GRIX'S SHIELD
Wilma and Digby to the rescue!
Kristen healing 🔥
11 points to Riz </3
33 POINTS OF FIRE DAMAGE?
the little mini displays of what's going on is so cool and cute I love them
Four parents on a battlefield is too many
MY CLERICAL GNOMANCE GIVING OUT BARDIC INSPIRATION
THE VULTURE
Gilearean!
THE COMPLICATED WOMEN PODCAST
I love the CW
BIG GRIX
I love Lou and Ally's energy together is so good
RIZ GUKGAK
"If I take 5 stress tokens—"
HE'S ABOUT TO WHAT? TAKE OVER WHO? RIZ NO!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOO RIZ IS GETTING MIND CONTROLLED
"I'm mad at you for asking."
NOOO HE GOT A ONE NOOOOO
HE'S GONNA HIT THE TUBE
FINALLY HIS BAD ROLLS HELP
omg the vulture
"Yes. Abso-fucking-lutely, Brennan. Ally Beardsley is at a place of doubt and uncertainty with this move."
hey hirlie
OH MY GOD THE BACKDROP
THE CULTURE DIMENSION???
WHAT?????? WHAT????? THAT'S WHERE IT'S ENDING????????????
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airheadsbites · 29 days
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“tell him it’s clobica……. fucker”
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atty-goldstein · 3 months
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Fabian having a Bad Day 2.0 was not something I thought was possible, but it was. Him falling apart and having that literally shitty culmination at the end just makes so much sense. He's always been so heavily affected by his family. It's not until today that it really sank in that he's alone in his home and he misses and yearns for his parents. Yeah, maybe Fabian was a bit at fault for missing Hallariel's calls, but she could've stayed on the phone for a few seconds longer for Fabian. She's not talked to Fabian for a while, but somehow knows about Cloaca and Clobica? That fucking hurts. Sure, maybe Bill's doing shit in hell, but he probably is able to communicate with his warlocks anytime, right?Bill and Hallariel don't even have to say much, just a simple "Hi, I love you" would've done a world of good. But Fabian doesn't get that.
And hey, maybe it might be easier for him to contact Cathilda since there's a portal to Leviathan in Mordred, but if he tried to do that during this time too, he'd still fail.
Plus it's crazy how the first rage token was almost caused by Fabian's loneliness and lack of parental guidance. It would've been so fitting. He deserves to feel anger about his situation, about being left to fend for himself before he could even have the time to truly bond with his mother and future stepfather. And it's valid for any of his friends to be mad about it too.
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lesbianboyfriend · 30 days
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TELL HIM ITS CLOBICA
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