#clerks ii

[man-kills-everything]

"There he goes. Homeboy fucked a Martian once." Clerks 2 (2006) Dir: Kevin Smith

#Clerks 2 #Clerks II #Clerks #View Askew #View Askewniverse #Jay and Silent Bob #Jay & Silent Bob #Randall Graves #Dante Hicks #Brian O'Halloran #Kevin Smith #Jason Mewes #Jeff Anderson #Rosario Dawson #Harley Quinn Smith #Harley-Quinn Smith #Trevor Fehrman #Jennifer Schwalbach Smith #Jennifer Schwalbach #Randal Graves #Elias Grover #2006 #Jason Lee #Jay #Silent Bob #Becky Scott #Becky Hicks #Emma Hicks

[wat-the-cur]

I feel like, around Clerks 2, Jay and Silent Bob were attending some little, informal church on Sundays and all the old ladies there absolutely adored Jay. Like, he reminded them of sons they lost to marriage, or jobs abroad, or past mistakes, even death. So, whenever he walked in, rattling around in that coat that seemed to swallow him, they came flocking like pigeons to a bag of breadcrumbs. Shoving mugs of coffee into his hands before the service even started, putting frail arms around him to warm him up, tucking his hair behind his ears and cooing, delightedly at his silver earrings. It was a bit overwhelming at first, but it got to a point where Bob could tell Jay liked the attention. He would see him purposely muss his hair up and pull his clothes around, before going in. Bob was surprised as well, that the old dears seemed to understand perfectly well, that just because Jay’s comments were elicit, did not mean there was always malice behind them. They knew the difference, and would answer his questions sincerely, admonishing him for his language with no more than a playful swat on the hand. They were equally warm towards Bob, though not quite so maternal. They knew he looked after Jay in some way, and that earned him their utmost respect.

Also, you cannot convince me that Jay, and possibly Bob did not let slip their feelings towards one another to a couple of the ladies, in their own separate moments of frightening clarity, that they would later bury. And that those ladies came together and swore they would support those dear boys, no matter what.

#view askewniverse #askewniverse #jay and silent bob #clerks #clerks ii #clerks 1994 #clerks 2 #headcanon #jay/silent bob

[spockvarietyhour]

Clerks (1994)/Clerks II (2006)/Clerks III (2022)

#Clerks #Clerks II #Clerks III #view askewniverse #Brian O'Halloran #Dante Hicks #Quick Stop #Danny watches Clerks III #long post

[quality-ghost]

he offers you a nutritious snack. do you accept?

#view askewniverse #elias grover #clerks ii #clerks 2 #clerks #my art

[cinephile-inc]

Clerks & Conversation Hearts (4/4) | 🌟The bonus art is officially here! Winged Metatron below the cut!🌟

🪽Reblogs Highly Appreciated!🪽

#elias grover #clerks ii #clerks #clerks fanart #the metatron #dogma 1999 #kevin smith #view askewniverse #askewniverse #alan rickman #my art #had to reupload bc i forgor metatron's blush ;w;

[partywithponies]

Turns out I do like movies actually, I just only like weirdly melancholy comedy movies about dysfunctional co-dependent self-destructive intensely homoerotic best friends wasting their entire lives together, one of whom is slightly more bastardly than the other and not only happy to keep wasting their lives forever but probably also willing to sabotage the other's chances at a better more productive life, and the other is the quieter vaguely more competent one who actually wants a better life.

#withnail and i #clerks #clerks II #bunny and the bull

[wyattshearsgf]

jay and silent bob are both me admiring elias, G’DAY

#clerks 2 #elias grover #clerks #clerks ii #moobys #ilovemyloserbf #trevor fehrman

[amalgamate-exe]

#artists on tumblr #art #digital art #artwork #adobe photoshop #fanart #jay and silent bob #kevin smith #clerks fanart #clerks 1994 #clerks #jay and silent bob fanart #clerks ii #clerks 2 #clerks 3

[kingsnorthportfolio]

#kevin smith #clerks #clerks II #dogma #chasing amy #jay and silent bob #silent bob

[circusgoth-dotcom]

🍔Reblogs highly appreciated!🐮

#clerks #clerks ii #dante hicks #randal graves #clerks fanart #view askew #view askewniverse #askewniverse #my art #platonic f/os #🏒What Are You Looking At Ya Hockey Puck (Dante)🏒 #🏒Jackass 2 (Randal)🏒

[junkiesdeth]

Elias Grover Transformers + fast food stimboard

#elias grover #clerks #clerks ii #clerks 2 #stimboard #clerks stimboard #safe

[endsville]

i love elias, wish we could've actually seen the initial plans for the clerks animated series play out in which he and becky got to appear as characters on that show but ah well, at least he got to shine a bit more in clerks III 😭

#clerks #clerks II #clerks 2 #elias grover #view askewniverse #view askew #things of mine #?

[wat-the-cur]

I was flicking through the script for Clerks 3 and saw this. I don’t actually remember hearing the line about Jay only singing and dancing for Silent Bob in the actual film (maybe I just have a shit memory), but I’m losing my mind over it. The idea that most of Jay’s jiving around is for Silent Bob’s enjoyment is so sweet. I’m now thinking back on all the scene of Jay dining and dancing through the films with this in mind. Was that why the Jedi mind trick obsession in “Mallrats” was pissing him off? Because he was ignoring Jay’s dancing? Was he especially loud and energetic in “Clerks”, because Bob was looking under the weather? (I maintain Bob was tired, because Jay got him up early to help shave his head). Then he encouraged him to dance with him, later on. Then there was his Buffalo Bill dance in “Clerks 2”?? Considering there was an extended version where Jay grinds on Bob, then coaxes him to touch his naked body. And a deleted scene where Bob calls Jay out for being “a gay man in deep denial” (he’s bi, but I think Kevin Smith is allergic to that word, I digress). And THEN (I haven’t seen Reboot yet, sorry, but I do know this), in Reboot it’s revealed that Jay and Bob’s relationship has grown into something other than “hetero lifemates”, even though they still use that term. They are confirmed to, at least functionally, be a couple at this point. And now Jay is saying that he only dances for Silent Bob.

It’s just something else.

#view askewniverse #clerks #clerks 1994 #clerks 3 #clerks iii #jay and silent bob #jay/silent bob #jay derris #silent bob #mallrats #clerks ii #clerks 2 #jay and silent Bob reboot

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK as Gawking Customer i CLERKS II (2006) | Dir. Kevin Smith 

#ben affleck #benaffleckedit #affleckedit #filmtvedit #cinemapix #mensource #dilfsource #dilfgifs #kevin smith #clerks ii #mine. #edit: gifs. #film: clerks ii. #i enjoyed the movie actually #but im also really into this look #loved his and jason's cameo lol

[quality-ghost]

#view askewniverse #clerks #clerks ii #clerks 2 #dante hicks #becky scott #randal graves #shitpost

[cinephile-inc]

Clerks & Conversation Hearts (2/4)

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#clerks #clerks ii #veronica loughran #becky scott #clerks veronica #clerks becky #clerks fanart #view askewniverse #askewniverse #kevin smith #my art #first time drawing these two :0) #i probably could've made veronica's hair darker oh well #🎬 -> action!