#chop it in little pieces

[deathbyoctopi]

“Don’t tell the daozhang anything unnecessary”

says Song Lan, and he follows after Xue Yang. 

What if he had actually killed him? Say he’s successful, fights off Xue Yang’s attack with no ill effects or poisoning, and later gets rid of the corpse and goes back to Xiao Xingchen, who is none the wiser. 

Imagine the tearful reunion! Two long-lost friends finally making amends, Xiao Xingchen warmly welcoming him to his home, eager to introduce him to his new-found family. He knows a-Qing already, that’s how he found him to begin with, but he will meet soon his new friend, a young little rogue always so full of life, that makes him laugh so easily and makes his days so happy. 

...A friend who is never coming home. 

What would Song Lan do? He knows the truth about the “fierce corpses”, and knows this kind of truth would utterly destroy Xiao Xingchen. Just as much as knowing who that “friend” of his really was... So does he stay silent? Does he just watch Xiao Xingchen wait past dinner-time, past bed-time, waiting to hear for him to come back? Does he offer reassurance, does he suggest that maybe he just left out of the blue? 

And what does aQing do?? She saw what happened, she saw Song Lan kill that asshole and dump the body and lie through his teeth (through words or silence) about the whole thing. She knew that guy was trouble and probably had it coming, but every passing day without news of him is making daozhang more and more miserable, which she really can’t abide. 

How long can either of them keep up with the charade, with the lies? Specially since coming out with the truth will feel more and more like a betrayal with each passing day. It seems Song Lan and aQing both underestimated what a deep effect this loss would have on him...

And Xiao Xingchen is miserable. Just as he is reunited with Song Lan, at long last, he all too suddenly loses one of the three persons he cared most in his life. The hope is still there, that he simply went away for a while and will come back as carefree and cocky as always, but the dread is ever present and growing, the dread of him just growing tired of that dull life and leaving. The dread of him having come across trouble from which Xingchen couldn’t have protected. 

Of him being dead.

Whether Song Lan or aQing eventually tell the truth or they stay silent, Xiao Xingchen will always keep this wound deep in his soul. 

And here’s me thinking that, even in the best-case-scenario for the “good guys”, Yi City was always going to end in tragedy. 

#I'm not crying you're crying #good gods #mxtx just take my heart already #chop it in little pieces #will hurt less than this #TT-TT #the untamed #cql #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #yi city #yi city arc #xiao xingchen #xue yang #song lan #a-qing

[agir1ukn0w]

I love how Buggy is supposed to be like the ultimate scary clown but the minute we all saw him we were like: I WANNA [REDACTED] THAT GUY SO BAD AND SIT ON HIS [REDACTED] WHILE HE [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED], etc.

#dude can chop himself up into pieces like that should be the stuff of nightmares #instead we’re all absolute hos for this freaky little guy #and rightly so (have you seen jeff ward?!)😅👌 #buggy one piece #buggy x reader #buggy thoughts #op buggy #captain buggy #buggy the genius jester #buggy the clown #buggy pirates #jeff ward #one piece netflix #one piece #one piece live action #op live action #op #opla cast #opla

[stranger-awakening]

One Piece Episode 102 / Episode 377

"I might not have the same bounty on my head as Luffy at the moment, but I swear to you that I'm destined to become the greatest swordsman the world has ever known. Surely that must be worth something."

#one piece #zolu #i've been thinking a lot about how zoro's dream and luffy's are intertwined in his head and have been for a long time #like he's going to be the world's greatest swordsman For the king of the pirates and those two things will happen relatively simultaneously #and how he absolutely thought he was going to die in thriller bark for realsies but he'd rather that than the alternative #he'd rather give up his own dream Permanently if it meant luffy didn't have to lose his #that alabasta conversation lives in my head rent free btw that was so gay of him #anyways please ignore where you can see that i painfully tried to spot heal all the netflix stuff out of the screenshots lmao #i had to chop up the thriller bark conversation a little to make it fit in my four panel format obviously its longer than this #oh and quotes taken from the dub specifically which i know varies just slightly from the manga and probably the sub too #a:one piece #ship:zoro x luffy #mine

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Culture Shock

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #xiao xingchen #xue yang #a-qing #As I sit here and type out my thoughts I realize that the last panel looks like A-Qing is crushing XY's candy...oops. #she's supposed to be crunching her *own* wrapper for dramatic effect. XY's candy is still in XXC's hand. #Hes still standing there. 180 degrees out of frame. Which is where your heart is! MEANING: XXC is in your heart right now #holding out a little piece of candy that has yet to be taken. #This comic was so close to being on the chopping block. Honestly I'm still not sure I should have kept it in #but I liked this scene a lot*** and tbh the yi-city arc isn't around for much longer. Let them have fun while it lasts. #not to mention I have few opportunities to build up spanish speaking XXC. And we are close to the pay off. #XY is in his 'oh god I need to start learning the basics of this language or I will drown' phases. Lets see how well he does! #***The candy represents so much! It's a symbol of unobtainability! Of comfort and status! Both A-qing and XY crave candy as much as they- #-crave those 'unobtainables'! XY has money to by candy (part of status) but he lacks love and comfort is his life! #So XXC offering them this little piece of candy is more than just a treat! It's a piece of love! #But as sweet as candy is....it cannot last.... #(this also makes the scene where XY disrupts A-Qing's comfort by offering candy very interesting to analyze)

[chuckyray]

the way he's holding nubbins's corpse and humming to him while he stitches him up so lovingly. ok

#he loves him so much and takes such good care of him and physically cant exist without him #i didn't even put the part where he eats a little piece of him. #insane shit they really just made these twins like this and im supposed to be normal about it #video #tcm #chop top sawyer #nubbins sawyer

[colla--v0ce]

salad is maybe the worst way to eat vegetables

#my posts #it's so. inconvenient #if the leaves are chopped up I'm making a fool out of myself trying to scoop up the little leftover bits with my fork #if the leaves are big I'm trying to cram a piece of lettuce in my mouth that has very little volume but is in an inconvenient shape #I'd rather have a wrap. a sandwich. a soup. #any other form factor than a salad

[silkentine]

spontaneous self portrait :) 17 March 2024

#the eyes are a little crooked but i did this in pen so you get what you get and you dont throw a fit #chopped off all my hair last month and it's growing on me; I was a little regretful at first but my new hair is so soft and clean #I also quit my grueling hard labor job so now I'm free to draw all day without stress for the first time in my adult life #one piece made me love the world and myself again

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

"Without that bass, there ain't shit..." - Fred Durst

(...boy was Fred right😂)

(Please don't re-post/share this video edit anywhere else. Please just only reblog this video edit on Tumblr. I spent several days finding multiple POVs and cutting the clips and audio together to the precise moment plus adding effects and text for the sake of stringing this whole thing together. Thank you!)

#I'm such a sucker for silly moments with the band between songs like this #I just love how one minute Fred is giving big props to Sam's basslines #and then the next minute he starts the next song w/o giving Sam enough time to switch out to a new bass. #lol like Fred chill hun #and then you just have the absolute tomfoolery of an exchange between Sam and Wes #Wes is such a little shit that loves to bust Sam's chops #but good for Sammy boy for not having it and playfully flipping him off #this is just the beauty of band that has been playing together for so long. they just know how to have genuine fun with each other. #love these fellas to pieces #Sam Rivers #Fred Durst #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #lucy the rabbit's video edits #down the rabbit hole

[the-obnoxious-sibling]

ppl tend to understate Buggy's intelligence in fanworks sometimes I find. Like he was able for 25 years to both hide his devil fruit from the world, his connection to the Roger pirates, he can make bombs and he did hide his devil fruit while in impel down effectively so he wasn't put in seastone cuffs or tortured in a way that would affect him at all. Dude can be smart, he just has 0 foresight and is emotional and single-minded to the point of short-sightedness. Even his initial plan with the chop chop fruit and the map was very smart for a boy his age, he just freaked out when shanks showed up and deliberately sabotaged himself, like that's his thing. He also got really close to killing Luffy in Loguetown, if not for the convenient lightning strike, Luffy could have died there. Buggy contains multitudes, he can both be insanely stupid and very smart.

...we must be using very different search terms to find buggy fic, anon.

but you're right, buggy is smart and stupid simultaneously! high INT/low WIS, i think is how the modern nerd would put it: he can come up with a good plan, but he does not think it through long enough to consider any bad outcomes, so they always take him by surprise. like, the muggy bomb is much easier to hide on his person than the og buggy bomb - it fits in the tip of his shoe! how convenient! but that also makes it easier for someone to just swat it back at buggy, to literally blow up in his face.

and buggy would have killed luffy in roguetown, for sure. the marines had no interest in intervening, and luffy's crew weren't gonna get to him fast enough. if it weren't for luffy's uncanny luck (or his dad literally conjuring up a storm, depending on what you think really happened in roguetown), that would've been a win for buggy.

...that said, i don't think the chop-chop fruit plan was a good one. i know the art style suggests buggy's an older teen, but per later canon buggy is at most twelve years old in that moment. and he's gonna sell a devil fruit, and with those funds get himself a ship and a crew of treasure-greedy pirates to follow his treasure map? at twelve? that boy is not gonna be a preteen pirate captain, he's gonna get his throat slit.

#asked and answered #one piece #buggy #oh no. i want to spec buggy as a dnd character now. #he would be *so* min-maxy... stupid-high CHA high DEX high INT. decent CON little STR no WIS. #glamour bard/swashbuckler rogue? or thief rogue... or arcane trickster to approximate chop-chop fruit powers w mage hand? hmmm #no. i think just treat the fruit as a custom ''racial'' trait where he takes no piercing damage & can fly a bit & can use mage hand at will #(but has no use of his 'real' hand until the mage hand has finished its task) #*buggy’s bad choices #*the chop-chop fruit

[velociraptors-dont-lie]

Guys, I'm on ep 92. I'm missing my buggybear. What episode does my boi come back. No spoilers but like just gimme a number 😩 😂

#Why am I obsessed with this clown. #He chop chopped his way into my heart #Weird little fucker and I need more of him #buggy the clown #buggy one piece

[prettypinkroseofpatience]

i swear you can’t be happy about sojourn getting a dance emote without a bunch of people saying “WHAT ABOUT RAMATTRA”

I hope he gets VAPORIZED into dust and BLOWS AWAY IN THE WIND

#overwatch #this is mostly on tiktok 😒 #I hope he gets chopped up into a million tiny little pieces #I hope he gets crushed by a random falling anvil in the story missions and Winston says ‘WELL THAT JUST HAPPENED’ right after

[headphonemouse]

Nothing in my life has ever tasted as good as how I imagine cartoon meat that looks like this tastes

#talking tag #orv groundrat meat and yanaspleta stem #literally the only type of meat they eat in one piece #it's funny how in orv when kdj makes bbq skewers they all look like this but when yjh makes skeweres they look like normal ass skewers with #vegetables and everything #it's yjh the only person who has any culinary sense? the real answer is no. kdj is actually capable in the kitchen. the funnier answer is #that yjh was so fed up with being the only person in the universe to have taste buds and maybe a normal sized mouth that he spent an entire #regression turn learning how to perfect his cooking [this part at least is canon] just so he could convince at least one of his companions #to raise their standards and stop eating barely-chopped‚ unseasoned‚ straight off the bone monster meat #i think yjh would refuse to eat an apple unless it was peeled and sliced into cubes with little toothpicks #he wouldnt touch a sandwich until you passed it through a panini press #maybe it has something to do with diligence and intentionally putting effort into something often overlooked #its a lot of effort to cook delicious meals when the world is quite literally falling apart and reshaping itself but in a situation where #he doesnt even have control over his own death‚ he can only treat what he does have control over with the utmost diligence #cooking and eating good‚ healthy‚ SAFE food is something that is entirely his‚ i think #he doesnt need it to survive like fighting. its not a relic of his past that has lost its application like gaming. its a routine‚ a ritual #repeated daily #something that you do every day and by continuing to do it you create things that are more and more enjoyable. something that makes people #smile and feel satiated. something that gets everyone to sit close and share the joy of a single moment. a single meal #is it possible to get tired of that after repeating it so many times? every day? every day every month every year every turn #why doesnt he eat food made by other people? #because its not delicious #and the dumplings? #those were made by someone he loved. someone he loved put their time into mizing the filling and shaping the dough #someone he loves wants him to be safe and fed. and offered him dumplings that they made #was it delicious?

[casualbugenjoyer]

We need season two for one reason. Da chop.

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #tony tony chopper #chopper wrote this post #da chop #id die for him #he's a little guy

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

OH MY GOD i can wax poetic about fish gore on here

#every time we have a mackerel day at work i get weird and introspective about it <3 #tfw you have to chop up your namesake into neat little pieces #<333333

[ryuzaki-lawliett]

Personally, for me... I like computer guts more than organic ones. But a mix of the two? Liquid cooling systems filled with blood, artificial or otherwise.. Cyborgs.. I don't know. I like those.

#Kind of tracks when I remember I live with Raiden. and his spinoff source is one of our favorite games. because the whole point is to ravage #cyborgs and chop them all into a million little pieces while blood and parts and limbs fly everywhere and you rip out their spines and crush #them effortlessly like discarded soda cans and the fluid goes everywhere and. I need my computer charger. So bad. I need to play MGRR right #now before I go insane. It's so satisfying. to strike my controller with the fury of my entire arm just to watch that parts counter fly up #in digits. I think the highest we've ever managed was just under a thousand. Addictive. Enthralling. #.txt #.user

[thisiswhymp3]

i’m dying

#i’ve been chopped into little pieces #again.