#chooch bambalazy

[honeymacchio]

When he has a toothpick in his mouth while playing pool SORRY??

#ralph macchio #my edit #If he told me to get on my knees I wouldn't even think twice #he is so adorable #daniel larusso #chooch bambalazy #up the academy

[hideousvampire]

we got the hoe, the normal person, the whore, the tommy, and the slut WE GOT THE WHOLE SKITTLE SQUAD!!!!!!

where u guys at on the autism spectrum🔥🔥 me personally i think im in the rodney area WHO ELSE UPPING THE ACADEMY!!!!!!!!!???!???!!1???!!?;)???

draw more dutch..... draaaww moore duuuutttchhhh...... you wanna draw dutcg soooo bad..... (ignore the watermarks a literally just got it off google)

#the karate kid #tkk #og cobras #cobra kai #the runaways #up the academy #jimmy karate kid #bobby karate kid #johnny lawrence #tommy karate kid #dutch karate kid #chooch bambalazi #oliver holt #i cant remember anyone elses last name #RODNEY IKE AND HASH‼️‼️🔥🔥 #ralph macchio #william zabka

[ghstsrock]

why do Ralph Macchio characters never have a dad? it like “oh, you? you’re gonna be played by Ralph Macchio? DADLESS.”

#like wtf #not yay #not yay at all #frank della rocca #matt dillon #the outsiders #ghstsrock #ralph macchio #daniel larusso #johnny cade #eddie pilikian #chooch bambalazi #all of them #dadless #fatherless #and if they don’t have a dad they have a batshit irresponsible ass mom #give ralph macchio characters a dad

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: kissing, nothing other

—♡—

Parents day has finally came and I saw my mom and dad "MA! PA!" I yelled hugging them "Hello sweetie!" My mom said "Hey bud" my dad saud rubbing my shoulder "So ma, you know that boy" "Yes tell me tell me." "I'm dating him.." I said smiling "Omg! Sweets that's amazing!" She said hugging me again then Chooch came towards me "Ma pa, this is the infamous boy" I said as he put his hands around my waist "Nice to meet you Mrs and Mr l/n" he said to them "Lovely to meet you chooch I've heard so much about you" my mom said as I widen my eyes "Really?" Chooch said looking at her then me

—♡—

Once I met up with the guys my mom wanted a photo so we all put our hands around each other's shoulders the smilled, I got a photo and marked it.

(Pretend there is only 1 girl)

I gave my mom it as we had to go now, we did our course, we loaded our guns, we marched. Then soccer.

I suck at soccer and I didn't tryout so I just sat with my parents while they did it master Sargent started singing the national anthem, I looked at hash and gave him the thumbs up and smiled ge smiled back as the rocket shot up exploding something I chuckled so far its 1-0 chooch scored it obviously now its 1-1 liceman scored me and my mom looked at each other and rolled our eyes I walked over to the guys and they were talking about the plan "Hey where's ike?is he all set" Chooch asked us, I looked at ike and thumbs him up he did it back "Okay, now, are you sure you can get into licemans safe?" He asked me and hash

"Shit! Hash we don't got it" I yelled "shit" he said as we ran out "You get the pictures?" "We couldn't crack the code" I was gonna say something else until we heard "This ones for you uncle Vaughn" then bam the rocket blew the the house abd safe up "Fuck! Oh my God! Let's go!" I yelled hugging hash and Oliver "Oh my God! They are gone!" Oliver yelled in relief I walked to chooch and kissed him he put his arms on my waist and I put my hands on his neck

—♡—

4 weeks later

Right now I'm in hashs car sitting on chooch lap with Oliver's and candy's car infront of us. Me and chooch were in passger side and Rodney was driving the other two were in the back standing up, I turned around and laughed at them as I kissed chooch passitonly "Get a room!" Rodney said sarcastically "Your just jealous you don't get nothing" chooch said to him as his hands rested on my lap, Rodney starting reversing as we saw a guy on the street soon candy backed up to. The guys gave Oliver a bsg then lifted his hat up Oliver's eyes widen as he saw liceman he yelled "DRIVE CANDY DRIVE!" She starting driving as Oliver threw the bag we followed em'

THE END.

#johnny cade imagines #daniel larusso x reader #ralph macchio #chooch bambalazi

[mx0qin]

Im cryinf rn i literally cant find any chooch bambalazi, eddie pilikian or eugene martone fluff fanfics 😞😞😞💔💔💔

#eddie pilikian #chooch bambalazi #fluff fanfic #fanfic #idk what tags to use #crying rn #ralph macchio #idfk #write some please #im begging you #eugene martone

[justablognothingweirdhere]

I love watching Ralph Macchio’s earlier movies, cause it’s like the casting directors saw this tiny, Italian boy with his thick ass accent and we’re like “Him. He’s the one we want to play the sarcastic, sulky, foul- mouthed character.”

#This is really just about Eddie pilikian and chooch bambalazi #Cause they’re two of his earliest roles #And it’s so funny watching him glare at the other characters #Trying to be tough #When #in reality #He looks like a scorned kitten #I actually remember him saying in some interview that for some audition (either for teachers or up the academy) #The casting directors had him just improv with the f word #Up the academy #Teachers #teachers 1984 #eddie pilikian #Chooch bambalazi #ralph macchio

[darkwhitevintage]

For future requests!!

Who I write for :

Kurt kunkle (Spree)

Red guy/Harry (Don't hug me im scared)

Graham cooper (Banned in Boise)

All of the Curtis gang (the outsiders)

Chooch bambalazi (up the academy)

What I will write :

Fluff

Headcanons

One-shots

Sad reader

Smut

Degrading/praise kinks

NORMAL kinks

What I won't write :

Piss/feet kinks

Angst

Yandere

SA

Incest/pedophilia

#gareth emerson #kurt kunkle #red guy dhmis #graham cooper #the outsiders #chooch bambalazi #requests

[papichulo-com]

Yk, I always found it interesting how most of Ralph Macchio's characters have Italian-sounding last names. Jeremy Andretti, Chooch Bambalazi, Daniel LaRusso, Eugene Martone, Billy Gambini. I wonder if that was intentional with the directors or casting agents knowing Ralph is Italian once he was given the parts for these characters. Did they modify the names? Or were they always this way? Or was just the same coincidence happening over and over again?

#thoughts #80s movies #ralph macchio #80s actors

[pilvimarja]

80s Ralph requested by @shrinkthisviolet

#Ralph Macchio #Daniel LaRusso #Johnny Cade #Eddie Pilikian #Eugene Martone #Jack Lambert #Chooch Bambalazi #Up The Academy #The Outsiders #The Karate Kid #Teachers 1984 #Crossroads 1986 #Distant Thunder 1988 #pilvimarja edits #gif request

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing much

—♡—

We successfully got candy on the plan, anyway right now we were getting ready for the dance and I was wearing a dress since there was really nothing but at least It fit the color scheme, me and chooch jumped off his bed and walked to Hash "hurry up with liceman outfit hash, we were supposed to have them outside his door an hour ago" chooch said as hash gave us the outfit them we walked out the door "Man I'm nervous" I said chuckling "Why?" He asked "I have to pretend I wanna sleep with lice" I said as he chuckled "At least you can sleep with someone else after" he said smirking as I made a surprised face "Chooch!" I said as we put the outfit out his door.

We walked into the dance a slow song was playing and I looked at him "May I have this dance?" I said smirking at him "You may " he said as he put his hands on my waist and I put my hands on his shoulders then I put my head on his chest as I put my hand In his as he put his free hand on my waist "you know this is my first dance with a guy" I said shyly "Really? Am I lucky" "Yes" I said in a chuckle "I didn't think you were much of a dancer chooch" "I'm not, but I will be for you" he said smoothly as I head my head in his chest as he grinned

When we went our ways I saw candy "Candy!" I said to her "Oh my! Y/n look at you" she said as I smiled "stopp I'm blushing" I said sarcastically smiling, then we saw hash I waved at him and he looked at us and came towards us we all started dancing then a bunch of bad singers came on me and candy covered our ears then they stopped "Shit that was bad " I said as another slow song came on I looked at her and smiled "May I?" I said to her "You may" she said back in a polish voice, we chuckled and we started dancing. I would definitely get with candy if she wasn't with Oliver and I wasn't dating Chooch, but not in a weird way!

Then everyone made a gasping sound and we went over there was a shit in the punch. I did a chuckle and looked at candy then at chooch "Help your self sir" he said as he turned around I made a smiling face at chooch then me and candy saw liceman and walked to him "Hi!" Candy started he then looked at us and I smiled at him winking "Its a nice dance ain't it?" I questioned him "it's alright. I particularly like te singing group, i thought they had a very fine style of their own" he said then I looked over and saw the guy chooch looked jealous sorta I giggled at him and blew a tiny kiss

"Tickle your asses with a feather?" Liceman asked "Maybe later" me and candy replied

Then us three walked away outside "Just have to get my over night bag" candy said pointing at her bag "Oh allow me miss.laura, you guys did say my room?" "Why not" I said grabbing his arm trying not to vomit, we followed him to his room he tried to unlock it but he was shaking so I grabbed it "Allow me" I said winking as I opened it I zoned out because I blinked and candy was draging me to the bathroom "But this on" she wishpered once we were in the bathroom my eyes widen "i- uh- ok.." I said sighing as I took my clothes off we both changed into the same stuff "Oh baby! That music is so sexy" I said on a tone as I made a uncomfortable face

"Get ready lover we'll be right there!" Candy said as we both looked uncomfortable "now don't start without us baby" I said "Keep your motor running baby!" Candy said "Here we come ready or not!" We said walking out he pulled us to the ground "Vaughn! Wait Vaughn! Not yet" I said "why don't you slip into something more comfortable" candy said "I do.. I doo... I doo.. have fairly nice legs" he Said as I did a fake chuckle "we really wanna be turned onn" i said to him as he got up and went to a cheast he started saying stuff like rope, string, feathers then me and candy pulled out a pink outfits for him

"Okay, Vaughn if you don't wanna turn us on.." candy said thus we started walking "Wait! I'll do it" he said as we turned back around. He went to the bathroom to get changed and me and candy ran to the door and opened it up "Come in come!" I wishpered as I noticed chooch staring at me up and down i smiled at him as candy pointed behind the couch i kissed chooch before he hid with Oliver. Then he came out "Ohh babyy~ it's so sexy" I said to him "Sexy?" He said chuckling as we nodded "whip us" candy said I looked at her and she looked at us.

He was about to do it before a flash came I got out and sighed in relief then Rodney came in "Uncle Vaughn, I think..those guys are up to something" "Ya think," I said sarcastically his eyes widen

That's where we are now I'm liceman office "That's right sir, might I add you look quite fetching in pink" Hash said making me chuckle "Doesn't he ike?" "Luscious." Ike said "I want my pictures back. And I want em' now, you stop playin' with my things and get out from behind my desk" liceman said as chooch nocked down hus soldiers "This is no way to treat your friends sir." Hash said "That's right. Friends would settle this in a sporting manner, sir" Oliver said "Like how?" Sir said as chooch got an idea "Like the winner of the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures" he said as I grabbed his hand "Now lemme get this correctly now, who ever wins the soccer game gets to keep all the pictures?" Liceman said as ike grinned "Say it again chooch." "Oooo... gentlemen and women you drive a hard bargain" I sighed at the women part again

""My friends... I will see you on the soccer field." Liceman said to us "Lookin' forward to it, sir" chooch said as we all walked out of his office.

#johnny cade imagines #daniel larusso x reader #chooch bambalazi #ralph macchio

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing really.

—♡—

We were at the lunch table and I was next to chooch they all ate so precisely it made my eye brows furrow. I continued to eat my food until they started talking "Hey Rodney, how you like the food?" Oliver asked catching my attention "Same as handleman. Except the shit on a shingles a little more tart" I had no clue what that fucking ment. "Hey ike, about tonight" Oliver wishpered "Shut up." He snapped "What's tonight?" Rodney questioned "Nothing. Nothings tonight." Ike said sounding angry "Hey! Ververgraerts okay." Oliver said to ike "What's going down here? You guys are going over the wall aren't you?" "No. They are going to kiss, what do you think" I said rolling my eyes "Shut up" ike said to both of us "Well, I wanna go to" Rodney said

Then it got cold again "son of a bitch.." I wishperd getting cold "Who are you?" Liceman asked Rodney "Rodney Ververgaert, sir" Rodney said "Ververgaert? With a v? Oh, yeah i have your dossierright here. Checked in last night" I pushed my food away not hungry I zoned out again and I looked back and liceman is gone I also zoned out on half of the guys covno and chooch started talking "Not that you guys mean anything to me, But you guys are gonna get caught mark my word." I nodded my head agreeing with chooch

—♡—

When we were almost done the day I was laying on my bed with my bra and shorts on until it got cold "You got a letter, girl" he said handing me it as he left I started to read it until the boys looked at me "What now!" I said to them "You sure you ain't comin' with us?" Oliver asked I shook my head "I'm with chooch yall bond to get caught" I said as they all left expect from chooch he came over to me sitting across fromt me "Who wrote?" "My ma" I said looking at him "What'd she say?" "You want me to read it?" I asked he grinned in response as I started to read

"Dear y/n.

No need to be sorry about what happened, Me and your dad were at a breaking point we knew it was going to happen . Are the sports fun? You gonna try out for any? I think you should., things are great at home its more fun without your dad, its not vold yet though i have a feeling it will be. I see the drawing! Hope you don't mind if I keep it, you've gotten better, Your old mam will be there try not to piss him off please?, Liceman is all the things above rude and cocky don't listen to him. Do you guys talk? He seems cool, see you soon!

Love Your ma."

I said smiling at the letter "Your mom seems nice" he said as I agreed "Yeah, shes not when she yells though." I said to him as I looked away he grabbed my waist "Whos the guy your mom was talkin' about" chooch said as rolled my eye's playfully "That's a secret" I said "Come on you can trust me" he said pulling me closer "Maybe" I said as he rolled his eyes with a grin "Come on" "Fine! But don't jugde me!" I said looking at him "Why would I?" "it's you" I wishpered "What?" "I said it's you" I said loud as he smirked "Knew it" he said as he kissed me.

We went to bed later and he went in his bed after he turned the lights off I asumed he went to sleep but I don't know

—♡—

"He wants what!" I yelled angryliy "He wants you and oilvers girlfriend" ike said as we were all in the bathroom "Well you better get those pictures back!" I yelled at them "We can't steal them. That could be wrong" "since when did you give a shit hash!" I said "would it be wrong to set fire to em'?" Rodney asked us "You know what I can't figure out? That son of a bitch knew when we were going, he even knew where the garage was. He knows EVERYTHING" Ike pointed out then I realized, it had to be chooch. "Y/N l/n " "Pray for me" I wishpered.

—♡

In class I kept hearing moaning all over I needed to plug my ears with something,

When we got to ballroom class I got partnerd with hash "You think it's chooch?" I wishpered "For sure, it would be after all he was the one listen to us" he said as we continued to dance.

When we were In the pool room I was sitting on the floor writing another letter not paying attention to but I know they were throwing chooch off the tracks. I only started to listen when chooch spoke up "why don't you take a hike, will you?" He said as I looked at the rest of the guys "Chooch is right, we don't wanna break curfew" Oliver said they stared talking then they left I stayed there I noticed chooch made a face realizing I didn't leave "You ain't going with em'?" He asked me as I shook my head "I know you didn't snitch," I said smiling "Plus why would I leave my boyfriend" I said walking to him as he put his arm around my waist smirking "your boyfriend huh?" He said teasingly "Mhm" I said giggling

"Who do think it is?" I asked him "Rodney" he said as I made a confused face "Why Rodney?" "You don't think it's weird that he came in close to when they guys were about to see candy?" He asked as I shrugged "true" i said smiling "I can find proof easily." He said as I looked confused "Just don't go to sleep tonight" he said as I giggled

—♡—

As I was laying in my bed the lights were off and I was about to fall asleep until I heard our door close I noticed that Rodney wasn't there but I saw chooch getting up "Chooch?" I said to him as he grabbed a empty tape "follow me" he said once we were changed we followed Rodney, we walked outside and ran after him. Then we saw Liceman fighting body bags. Then we saw Rodney he started yapping about OUR plan to Him, Chooch grabbed my hand and started leading me somewhere behind a pole Then I heard liceman say "What about holt girlfriend and y/n thought of any way of getting them for me?" That's when I moved a little and a body moved

Chooch grabbed to hats and put em' on us then grabbing me waist putting me against him, then after liceman did some stuff they went away and we booked it.

—♡—

The next day at lunch Rodney walked away that's when me and chooch made eye contact and nodded he moved to where Rodney once was they all got up "Wait a minute" chooch said "We got soccer practice" they said "Guys just sit down, come on this is serious!" I said to them they looked surprised at me taking his side "Hey look I don't care what you guys think of me... but I don't like being blamed for something I didn't do," "Fine! May we leave now!" Hash said as I pulled him down immediately "No." I said to him "just shut up and listen." Then he started playing the tape where Rodney was talking about our plan to liceman

"Sorry chooch we really thought it was you," Oliver said "Yeah man. We didn't know" ike said to him "Yes! And we better call off the plan for soccer practice" "That's right! Now listen up. If you don't want those pictures to be out-" "You gotta make sure Ververgaert doesn't know how your gonna do it." Chooch said continuing my sentence "you got any ideas chooch?" Oliver asked as me and chooch made eye contact "What does liceman want more then anything else?" Chooch asked us "My balls" "My soul" "my ass" "Your girl and y/n!" Ike said as I looked down then up "You got it! Now, liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her would he?" "No" "Ok so here's what you gotta do. Butch Academy is coming her for the big dance. You have to make sure Ververgaert doesn't know what we're gonna do" "Okay okay wait. Good plan! What about y/n?" Ike asked looking at me "He doesn't care he has seen me, he wants me which honestly is disgusting, so I don't gotta worry I only have to seduce him with candy"

#johnny cade imagines #daniel larusso x reader #ralph macchio #chooch bambalazi

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌:chooch bambalazi

Warnings: nothing really

———

It's been a week and we found out Oliver has a girlfriend, and he sent a letter to her but hasn't gotten anything back yet I feel kinda bad. But anyway right now I'm doing chores with Mr.No name "Why don't you ever say your name?" I asked him cleaning the sinks "Why would I need to? It doesn't matter" "Yeah it does! How are you gonna address you if we haven't gotten your name" I said as he looked at me "You already know how to! You call me no name" "come on man! Just tell it?" I said as I got annoyed "Will ya stop asking questions if I do?" "Yeah! For sure" I said grinning "Fine. It's Chooch Bambalazi" he said a my eyes lit up

"Cool. My name is boring" he said as he made a face "We never got your name what is it," he said as I chuckled "Wouldn't you like to know" I said as I continued to clean the sinks I was moving to the other sink until an arm rapped around my waist my smile dropped as I turned around "What now chooch" I said as I was clearly flustered he noticed and smirked "What's your name, come on I told you mine now you tell me yours" he said as I got more flustered as he came closer "Ask Ike" I said as I moved my head he backed up and took his hands of my waist

Damn you chooch.

———

Right now we were in class and I was focused on the lesson un like the boys they were all staying at her chest. I can says yes she is attractive but every single boy has a fucking boner right now like what the fuck. I turned around as a boy moaned. Ew, "Any questions" she asked as I roase my hand "Yes?" She said as I smiled "What was the first gun?" I asked "Ah yes. The M-1 semi automatic rifle" she said as I thanked her.

When we got back to our room it was dark out and I needed to change so I went to the bathroom to changed, i got changed into shorts and a bra that didn't expose much .When i got back Chooch was doing homework as Ikes radio was playing he mocked the voice I got on my bed then i was throwing my bouncey ball up and down hash was praying (I'm pretty sure) Oliver was sitting with ike who was mocking his dad and cleaning shoes "That's really your dad huh?" Oliver asked "That's my pop, the faith healer" ike said "Can he really perform miracles?" Oliver asked ike "well he got us to Beverly Hills and that's a miracle." Ike said as chooch got up and turned off the radio "I'm tryna do my homework do you mind?" He asked as i chuckled "Nerd alert" I said giggling "Its ikes father!" Oliver said as ike defined "Hey, it's ok" ike said to Oliver "What are you trying to find on that map?" Ike asked "the Mildred S. Butch Academy" that caught my attention "Hey! I was supposed to go there" I said getting off the top bunk "I know where it is" I said as I looked on the map "Found it" I said grabbing a marker and circling it "Why you wanna find it?"

"My girl's there." Oliver said as I smiled "Don't try. Liceman will catch you" "Way to ruin the mood" I said rolling my eyes "only if you tell em' " Oliver said as I got back up on the top bunk "Shorts collection!" A guy said in uniform "what, repeat?" I said sarcastically "I was just on my way to the laundry, why don't you slip out of your little undershorts? Okay?" He said as my eyes widen "I'm okay. I'd much rather keep my pants on" I said as ike agreed by saying "Thanks anyway sir, but we're gonna do our laundry tomorrow." He said as I nodded then the guy walked away "I'd rather die then where no clothes infront of you guys." I said as I looked at ike and Oliver, then a gust of cold air came in

We started shaking but then liceman past us "Shit he got powers or something." I said as I went to my top bunk.

———

The next week almost all the boys did soccer try outs. I didn't because im not a fan of soccer so I watched the tryouts, ike wasn't the best and the coach yelled at him, anyway I was on the bleachers I'm supposed to be writing a letter so that's what I'm doing.

Dear ma,

I'm sorry about what happened at home, I know you and dad loved each other I should've told you that he was cheatin'. Did you know they have sports here I thought it was just military stuff, anyway how are things at home? Is it cold I know Canada can be cold. I've been drawing recently if I can't I'll tape a picture of a drawing for you! Do you know if dds gonna be there on parents day?, it would be nice if he would. Liceman is excatly like you said mean and pathetic. There's this guy in my room his name is chooch, he is kinda pretty for a boy but I don't like him like that so do even, see you at parents day!

Love Y/N

I finshed my letter and watched the tryouts I noticed how Chooch was just standing there I don't know if he was judging or just bored, could be both all the boys started tackling each other. It was funny to see. Then liceman came onto the bleachers. "In exactly 28 days and 1400 hours, during Parents weekend, there will come an annual Sheldon R. Weinberg memorial faculty-student soccor game!" Then everyone started cheering "I'll be playing for the faculty, abd I'll be playing to win... and i may add! The faculty has never lost!" He said as I noticed chooch was bouncing the soccer ball on his legs honestly kinda impressive. Then he kicked it, they started playing again and Jesus Chooch was good. Choch picked the ball up and kicked it and it landed in licemans hands, liceman walked to where I was on the bleachers Then kicked it and hash ran to kick it. The kick landing on licemans back.

Hash ran to liceman I looked away for one second and I looked back and saw liceman pulling off hash cope. "Oh shit." I said realizing what happened.

———

As I was doing my chores with chooch again but this time we were cleaning a different bathroom "Hey y/n," chooch said as I turned around "He actually told you my name?" I asked shaking my head "Yeah.. got a problem with that?" He asked as I shook my head "Nah. Just thought he wouldn't do it" I said shrugging going back to mopping "you hear the plan about Oliver's girl?" I asked "Yeah they won't stop talking about it" he said as I agreed "Man, they asked me to cover for em' while they are gone" I said chuckling "What'd you say?" He asked curious "I said no, I don't want any trouble with lice" I said as I put the mop away.

As we were in our room I was dressed in the same thing hut different shorts and a different bra. "Maybe chooch can cover for us if we're not back in time" ike said walking to chooch "Hey look, I ain't covering. You guys go over the wall, you take your own choices. Leave me outta this." "You sure you don't wanna join?" Oliver said as I looked down hash looked at me "Y/n wanna cov-" "I said no already, I'm fine with staying here" I said as I noticed a new kid come into our room "Why, are you falling apart ?" The kid said as I sat on my bed

"Gentelmen- and women, I'm a new student" he said as I looked at him as he turned around in a circle "What can I do for you handleman" I said getting off my bed walking to him "the names not handle man, it's Ververgaert Rodney" "Sounds like kidney, I'm y/n, y/n l/n" I said before walking away to my bed again "Handelmens the school I just got kicked out of" he said as I nodded "do you have an extra bunk" "over there" Oliver said pointing to choochs bunks "Okay." Rodney said as he walked over to the bunk "happy birthday chooch." Oliver said sarcastically. Rodney climbed on the top bunk "You mind if I take this one!" He said as chooch turned around "Yeah. I do." Chooch said as Rodney climbed down "This one?" "Free country,"

"You don't wet your bed, do ya?" Rodney asked as I held in a laugh "no, I genuinely just piss over the side" he said making me laugh "I wet my bed sometimes" "Your putting me on" ike said as he walked forwards "Aren't you a little to old to ve wetting the bed?" "I can't help it. I'm emotionally disturbed"

"Trust me, we can tell" I said in a wishper I zoned out on the whole convo falling asleep fast.

#johnny cade imagines #daniel larusso x reader #chooch bambalazi #ralph macchio

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: (Metion of; Drugs, Drinking, smoking,) yelling, y/n being trashmouthy

———

"Really! Drugs, drinking, and smoking!?" My dad yelled "Oh don't act like your all goody to shoes!" I yelled back at him "Your going around sleeping in other women's beds! And I'm worse then you!? You dickwad" I yelled grabbing my bag and walking to my cab that was taking me to military school. I have no clue why I'm going to boys school, it's stupid it's idiotic. I don't wanna be surrounded by men who smells like ass while I sleep! As I got there I instantly got stares but then a old guy started talking and I zoned out on all of it because I didn't give a shit at this point.

We had to shoot guns which was pretty fun. I saw two guys flip over and I chuckled. Then when we got our haircuts I saw I guy with a blad spot and me and this guy made eye contact then I turned around "nice haircut man" I said laughing then me and the guy who made eye contact ran away once it was our turns "What's your name?" I asked once we stopped running "you can call me ike. My full name is something else" he said as I shook his hand "y/n at your service." I said sarcastically

"Good to know y/n"

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Then we got to our rooms. There was three boys infront of us following another guy who was leading us to our room "Where's the pool?" One asked "Yeah, smells like jock straps in here," the other said as I rolled my eye's placing my bag on a top bunk "What a dump" a guy with brown hair said "you mean there's no color TV?" One asked again "Can't believe I'm saying here for 7 months with you guys." I said rolling my eyes laying on the top bunk "Alright you barracks rats.. shape up and get your gear sorted, and he'll be in," the guy who leaded us said "May I asked who will be in mr" I asked confused "l-liceman" he said before walking away

"Whos liceman?" "Who cares" the brown haired guy said as I put my hand up "Me?" I asked as the guy scoffed "My names Oliver holt. I'm from Michigan" Olvier said as the brown haired boy said "That's not my fault" I chuckled then ike walked to Oliver "Eisenhower MacArthur" he said as I grinned "You were right that is a long name" I said in a mutter "Is that a history lesson or a name?" Oliver said shaking ikes hand and patting his shoulder, then ike walked over to a guy who talks fancy "Is your father in the army?" Mr.Fancy said "No he's a sadist, why do think he gave me this name? Just call me ike" Ike said to Mr.fancy "Hash" "No thanks maybe after dinner" ike said to him "No. My name is hash, it's easier to say then El Hashid Amier, Jr." Hash said as ike chuckled "its easy to smoke to" ike said jokingly as I chuckled

"Don't you think so?" Hash asked the browned haired guy who was sitting on the bottom bunk "I'm taking this top bunk. Anybody got objections?" The guy said as I made a confused face as he just ignored Hash "I didn't catch your name." "I didn't throw it" browned hair guy said. Hash chuckled sarcastically then dropping his smile "Hold on a second, don't you think since there's only three top bunks, why don't we draw straws, make it democratic" "Draw this" the brown haired guy said pointing the middle finger at Oliver. "Hey! Watch it no name" I said getting off my bunk and walking over to the brown haired guy staring up at him as we were inches apart hash put his arm inbeetwerm us "Hey, take it easy if we're going to be living together we got to try to get along" ike said

"Hey wait, let me tell you guys something we're not living together, see I'm by myself I don't wanna be here, I wanna do my work and get out." He said getting on the top bunk I rolled my eye's and went to my bunk and climbed on it as well "Here he comes!" The guy who leaded us to our room said as I sat up letting my feet dangling off the edge on the top bunk "Ten hut!" The guy who I assume lice man is said. They all got in a line expect for me liceman looked at me daggers "Get down from there girl." Liceman said as I rolled my eye's and got off standing beside Mr.no-name "Welcome gentleman and women, my name is Major Vaughn Liceman. And I'd like us to be friends. Weinberg can be very lonley place without friends, I know. I was 7 years old when i first came to the academy. I didn't have any friends, nobody liked me whose bunk is this?" Liceman said touching my bunk

"Mine" I said bitterly as he walked to me looking down at me "Don't you mean, 'Mine sir" I looked at him confused then looked at Mr.no-name and he shrugged as I rolled my eye's "Mine, sir?" I asked slightly confused "Say it again" "Mine sir." I said annoyed "Say it again!" "Mine sir!" I said even more annoyed he then started blabing about something that I don't care about, then he said something about not being friends which he walked out after talking about ripping hashs balls off. Ike walked to his bunk and I jumped on my top bunk, "He seemed nice right?" I said to them "Are you death or blind or just both" No name said to me "That guy did not want to be friends. "No shit." Me and Mr.no name said

#chooch bambalazi #daniel larusso x reader #johnny cade imagines #ralph macchio #uptheacademy

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I know Up the Academy was a disaster and pretty forgettable, but sometimes I keep wondering what Billy role would work in another of those Lawrusso AUs with some little guy like Chooch

I love Lawrusso AUs and shipping the characters they've played in various movies :D But I have to admit that I haven't actually seen Up the Academy. I mean, I've kind of sped through it when I made gifs from Ralph's scenes, but I don't really know what kind of personality Chooch Bambalazi (what a name!) has? He looks kind of peeved in most scenes haha. I don't know, would Clean Boy Billy from an early 80s soap commercial work lol? They both like powder blue!

#asks