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wpdariacutnes · 10 months

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Me: how make mexico pizza (eke: goodi did self)

first often wadomo egg 2 /sugar/ tea spoon of salt tak half/ milk/ and tea on little 2 spoon of sugar

how to put it in the oven beige 2 and cut so that it hardens or as if it's a hot makes but better to make it more a better be hot a not radom unfinish (because everything is sund cips ×_×)

use a mixer (or normally beat it by hand with this pestle) a packet of bens/pepers/olives for frying (it's about covering the pan)/basil and sum sul and pepper on the same a sowing make testy bit like sos be now a not 2 days knows dys?

it's news often and pour sauce on it (because if it's a hole in the middle or a bulge to somehow look like a role cake or a normal bulge

And enifing wona make maszrom like dys dizaine a look more bit pizza or make toast and get okey like more you like and done is enifing esly here

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Me: gefrut cupcake sorbet ( dys classic pie like big one but show you a bit dyfrent little bit)

So mix gefrut a sugar/ icecream frever o vanila/gelatin (or cook in hot water but in a jar like jam)

So cake a cup a make a cake batter pour half of it onto the particle board make a solid ball (you can use a cup for this, not so chubby and wider cup just ordinary) and puding dys a and dys a look jam and agien cookis a makes and done

you can eat it with a włyszka, or you can also dry it and sprinkle it as if I eat it and eat it like that normally kishel only such a bit look dys gefrut and cookis like is not hed duo food like me See kiwi and vanila role but ploblem is so woder in so better not gif dys a poizen self

But yeah I knows bit twister how make dys so call you me wery same bit cofuze like make radom jam and honey sandwich but dys too cookis and dys a jam gefrut but yeah bit mett me but hope is fine and dill dys a someone did better a understand dys a it spon lot times

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Me: 🇨🇮 pancake or pierogi

So yeah make often egg 3/milk/sugar/sul and pieps/monka and mix dys

enough board and lubricate with monka and take a mix dys a egg and either roll or make small perogies (there are two options)

So wona make pancake make big circle, i.e. roll it and see if it is not too big (because it goes to the bakery but so that it is not like that) and set it to 350 ° C (as a strong husband, 150 ° C so as not to burn it, wadomo as it ends with a strong bakery)

and the sauce herbs /garlic/ spices like spinach only a little bit of it (so that the taste is not enough)/slightly salt/ and I don't know if it's the sour cream or the milk and you make and pancake done das do like jam and normal eat but knife and fork ( more look me a smole cake dys but wege a not animal knows a chiken)

and make the perogies a little bit of time, how did you think it's a little spoonful of this sauce (or slightly cook it and cook it, but it's sure that it will flow out because that's how the sauce sounded) and cook the peroshka put it in the water in the pot (you need to salt it with one spoon so that it's whole and full to make sure it is because I made spaghetti to make it logical) I guess for this perogies with garlic sauce to water pot and let it boil beige 2 and cut and out with a spoon or a metal strainer and take and save self a eat dys because hot so lot so better little white but dys and eat dys look a sos not fast eat dys and good day

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pionia-milly · 1 year

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Watch "월급날 치맥" on YouTube

Wife's pay day She treats her husband chiken & beer

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studiesinthisworld · 1 year

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Our landlord lents us a big field.

We plant some vegitables to eat & flowers for insects.

My husband built a jungle gym by banboo.

Kids love it.

They climb,hang down from it and jump down to the ground.

Other activities they like to do are catching insects to watch, to grow them & to feed chikens.

We have a rooster& four hens.

The bland name is Hoshino Black.

There is an irragation canal near the feild.

Kids enjoy catching frogs, small shrimps and tadpoles.

We try not to use pesticides, inscticides and harbcides for us and natures.

We mow grasses when we can by a lawn mower or hands.

You hear pheasant birds, crows, tonbis and other small wild birds sings at there.

Strong winds go through because of the cave made by human in long time ago, a lady told us.

Our sons enjoy playing at this feild almonst every seasons.

#feild #homeschool #nature #wild birds #playground #catching insects

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lunyangetthepower · 11 months

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Chiken Dad<3

#chiken husband #stardew valley #stardew valley fanart #shane stardew valley #shane sdv #stardew fanart #shane x farmer #stardew shane #fanart #cozy fanart #shane fanart

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pelicanfarmer · 4 years

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#stardew valley #sdv #sdv shane #thank you chiken boi husband #pelicanfarmer problems

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chouhatsumimi · 4 years

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This is a very long article, so it’s going under a cut.

Read more in English here

池袋暴走(bousou)事故で旧(kyuu)通産省(tsuusanshou)元幹部を書類送検(souken) 時速は100キロ近くに

2019年11月12日 11時35分

ことし４月、東京池袋で高齢ドライバーの車が暴走し、２人が死亡、10人がけがをした事故について警視庁はブレーキとアクセルの踏み間違いが原因だったとして過失(kashitsu)運転致死傷(chishishou)の疑い(utagai)でドライバーを書類送検しました。

ことし４月、東京池袋で、乗用車が暴走して歩行者(hokousha)などを次々にはね、自転車に乗っていた松永真菜(Mana)さん（31）と長女の莉子ちゃん（３）が死亡し、ドライバーを含む10人が重軽傷(juukeishou)を負いました(oimashita)。乗用車を運転していたのは旧通産省の幹部だった飯塚幸三(Kozo)元職員（88）で、警視庁が事故の原因について捜査を進めてきました。警視庁によりますと、車の状態を詳しく確認したところ暴走につながる不具合はなかったということです。さらに、ドライブレコーダーの記録などを分析した結果、ブレーキとアクセルの踏み間違いが事故の原因だったと判断したということです。警視庁は12日、飯塚元職員について本人を除く11人を死傷(shishou)させた過失運転致死傷の疑いで書類送検しました。捜査関係者によりますとこれまでの調べに対して「パニック状態になってブレーキとアクセルを踏み間違えた可能性もある」と供述(kyoujutsu)しているということですが、警視庁は書類送検にあたって飯塚元職員が容疑(yougi)を認めているか明らかにしていません。今後は検察庁が、起訴(kiso)するかどうかを判断することになります。

スピードは時速100キロ近くに

警視庁はドライブレコーダーの記録などを通じて、事故の詳しい状況を分析してきました。

それによりますと、車は現場の60メートルほど手前で車線変更しようとした際に加速(kasoku)し始めました。

車は最初に道路左側の縁石(enseki)に接触する事故を起こし、そのあとさらに暴走して周囲にいた人たちを次々とはねていきました。

ドライブレコーダーの記録では、この間、アクセルを踏んだとみられるエンジン音が鳴り続けていたということです。

スピードは時速100キロ近くに達して(tasshite)いました。

当初(tosho)の調べに飯塚元職員は「ブレーキを踏んだが効かなかった」と供述していましたが、警視庁が確認したところ、車に不具合はありませんでした。

一連(ichiren)の暴走でブレーキがかけられた形跡(keiseki)はなくアクセルが踏まれ続けていた疑いが強いことがわかり、警視庁は事故の原因を運転ミスと結論(ketsuron)づけました。

逮捕されないことに批判相次ぐ(aitsugu)

今回の事故をめぐっては、飯塚元職員が逮捕されないことへの批判が相次ぎました。

捜査機関は逃亡(toubou)や証拠隠滅(shouko inmetsu)のおそれがある場合に容疑者を逮捕しますが、警視庁は飯塚元職員について事故直後にけがをして入院し退院後も逃亡のおそれがなく、車やドライブレコーダーなどがすぐに押収(oushuu)されたため証拠隠滅のおそれもなかったとしています。

また、警視庁によりますと、飯塚元職員は事故を起こす前から足が悪くつえを使って歩いていて、医師から不要な運転は控えるよう指摘されていたということです。

ただ、飲酒(inshu)運転のように正常(seijou)な運転ができない状態だったとまでは言えず、直接の事故原因ではなかったと判断されました。

さらに、わざと車を暴走させたわけでもないとして、より罰則(bassoku)の重い危険運転致死傷罪は適用されませんでした。

厳罰(genbatsu)求める署名(shomei) 39万人分を地検(chiken)に提出

事故で亡くなった松永真菜さん（31）と長女の莉子ちゃん（３）の遺族(izoku)は、高齢ドライバーによる同じような事故を繰り返さないでほしいと訴えてきました。

松永さんの夫ら(otto-ra)遺族は、飯塚元職員に厳罰を求める署名活動を行い、集まったおよそ39万人分の署名をことし９月、東京地方検察庁(kensatsuchou)に提出しています。

松永さんの夫は署名提出の際の記者会見で、「多くの方が関心を持って下さっているので、公共交通機関(koukyou koutsuu kikan)の少ない地方での足の問題など議論のきっかけにもなってほしい」と述べていました。

今回の書類送検を受けて、遺族は改めて12日の夕方、記者会見を開く(hiraku)ことにしています。

政府「限定免許」の導入を検討も

今回の事故をきっかけに、高齢ドライバーによる交通事故を防ぐ取り組みが進んでいます。

政府は高齢者を対象に、自動ブレーキなどを搭載(tousai)した安全性の高い車に限って運転を認める(mitomeru)「限定免許」の導入を検討しています。

また、東京都は70歳以上のドライバーを対象に、アクセルとブレーキの踏み間違いによる急発進(kyuu hasshin)を防ぐ装置の購入費用などを補助(hojo)する制度を導入しました。

運転免許を返納(hennou)する人も増えています。東京都内では、ことしに入ってから、先月までに５万3690人が免許を返納し、年間で過去最も多かったおととしの４万6289人をすでに上回っています。

Vocab: (way too long)

暴走【ぼうそう】 (n,vs) (1) acting rashly; running wildly; behaving recklessly; reckless driving; rampage; (2) {engr} runaway (process); (3) {baseb} reckless baserunning; (P); ED

旧【きゅう】 (n,pref) ex-; former; old; (P); : 元; 旧; 故【もと】 ; (n,adj-no,n-adv,n-pref) former; ex-; past; one-time; : 古; 故; 旧【ふる】 ; (n) (1) (See 御古) used item; secondhand item; (n-pref) (2) old; used; previous; ED

通産省【つうさんしょう】 (n) (former) Ministry of International Trade and Industry (now Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry); MITI; (P); ED Name(s): 【つうさんしょう】 (o) (former) Ministry of International Trade and Industry

送検【そうけん】 (n,vs) sending the person accused to the prosecutor; (P); ED

過失【かしつ】 (n) (1) error; blunder; accident; (2) fault; defect; (P); ED

致死傷【ちししょう】 (n) fatal wound; ED

疑い【うたがい】 (n) doubt; question; uncertainty; skepticism; scepticism; suspicion; distrust; (P); 《verb stem》疑う【うたがう】 ; (v5u,vt) to doubt; to distrust; to be suspicious of; to suspect; (P); ED

歩行者【ほこうしゃ】 (n) pedestrian; walker; (P); ED

重軽傷 : 重軽傷; 重軽症【じゅうけいしょう】 (n) serious or slight injury; major and minor injuries; ED

負い《verb stem》負う【おう】 (v5u,vt) (1) (See 背負う・1) to bear; to carry on one's back; (2) to take responsibility for; to accept a duty; (3) to receive (wound); to incur (damage); to be injured; (4) to owe; (P); ED

死傷【ししょう】 (n,vs) casualties; injuries and deaths; ED

供述【きょうじゅつ】 (n,vs) affidavit; deposition; testimony; (P); ED

容疑【ようぎ】 (n,n-suf) suspicion; charge; (P); ED

起訴【きそ】 (n,vs,adj-no) prosecution; indictment; (P); ED

加速【かそく】 (n,vs) (ant: 減速) acceleration; speeding up; (P); ED

縁石【えんせき; ふちいし; へりいし】 (n) curb (stone); kerb; ED

達して from 達する【たっする】 (vs-s) to reach; to get to; to arrive at; (P); ED

当初【とうしょ】 (n,adj-no) (1) beginning; start; outset; (n-adv) (2) at first; at the beginning; initially; originally; (P); ED

一連 : 一連(P); 一嗹【いちれん】 (n,adj-no) (1) (一連 only) series; chain; sequence; (n) (2) two reams (i.e. 1000 sheets of paper); (3) (一連 only) verse; stanza; (P); ED

形跡【けいせき】 (n) traces; evidence; (P); ED

結論【けつろん】 (n,vs,adj-no) conclusion; (P); ED

相次ぐ : 相次ぐ(P); 相継ぐ【あいつぐ】 (v5g) to follow in succession; to happen one after another; (P); ED

逃亡【とうぼう】 (n,vs) escape; flight; running away; elopement; fleeing; (P); ED

証拠隠滅【しょうこいんめつ】 (n) {law} destruction of evidence; ED

押収【おうしゅう】 (n,vs,adj-no) seizure; confiscation; (P); ED

飲酒【いんしゅ】 (n,vs) drinking alcohol (sake); (P); ED

正常【せいじょう】 (n,adj-na,adj-no) (ant: 異常) normalcy; normality; normal; (P); ED Name(s): 【まさつね】 (g) Masatsune

罰則【ばっそく】 (n) (1) punishment; penalty; (2) penal regulations; penal code; (P); ED

厳罰【げんばつ】 (n) severe punishment; rigorous measures; (P); ED

署名【しょめい】 (n,vs) signature; (P); ED

地検【ちけん】 (n) (abbr) (See 地方検察庁) District Public Prosecutor's Office; (P); ED

遺族【いぞく】 (n) bereaved family; surviving family; family of the deceased; (P); ED

夫 : 夫(P); 良人【おっと】 (n) (See 良人・りょうじん・1) husband; (P); : 妻(P); 夫; 具【つま】 ; (n) (1) (妻 only) wife; (2) (妻, 夫 only) (arch) my dear; dear; honey; (3) (uk) garnish (esp. one served with sashimi); (4) (uk) embellishment; (P); : 其; 夫【そ】 ; (n) (1) (arch) that; (2) (arch) he; she; that person; : 雄; 男; 夫; 牡【お】 ; (n-pref,n-suf) (1) (See 雌・め・1) male; (n-pref) (2) (See 雄叫び) manly; brave; heroic; (3) (See 雄滝) larger (of the two); greater; (n) (4) (arch) man; (5) (arch) husband; ED; Name(s): 【いくお】【あきお】【てつお】【てるお】【としお】【ひでお】【やすお】【おさち】 (u) Osachi 【ふ】 (s) Fu 【ふり】 (u) Furi 【ふるかつと】 (u) Furukatsuto 【ぷ】 (s) Pu SrcHNA

検察庁【けんさつちょう】 (n) (abbr) Public Prosecutor's Office; (P); ED

公共交通機関【こうきょうこうつうきかん】 (n) public transportation; ED

開く【あく; ひらく】 (v5k) (あく,vi) (1) to open; to become open; to become empty; (ひらく,vt) to open (e.g., a bank-account, festival, etc.); SP

搭載【とうさい】 (n,vs) (1) loading (on board); equipping; (adj-f) (2) equipped (with); built-in; (P); ED

認める【みとめる】 (v1,vt) (1) to recognize; to recognise; to observe; to notice; (2) to deem; to judge; to assess; (3) to approve; to deem acceptable; to allow; (4) to admit; to accept; to confess (to a charge); (5) to watch steadily; to observe carefully; (6) to renown; to give renown to; to appreciate; to acknowledge; (P); 【したためる】 ; (v1,vt) (1) (uk) to write (e.g. a letter); to draw up (a document); to take down (e.g. notes); (2) (uk) to have (lunch, dinner, etc.); to eat; ED

急発展【きゅうはってん】 (n) boom (development, sales, etc.); ED [Partial Match!]

進【すすむ】 (s,g) Susumu 【しん】 (f,s) Shin 【しんじ】 (u) Shinji 【すずむ】 (u) Suzumu 【ちん】 (u) Chin 【ともこ】 (u) Tomoko SrcHNA

補助【ほじょ】 (n,vs,adj-no) (1) assistance; support; aid; help; (2) subsidy; supplement; subvention; grant-in-aid; (3) auxiliary; subsidiary; (4) spot (in bodybuilding); (P); ED

返納【へんのう】 (n,vs) returning (to the authorities); restoring; ED

#this article was way too long for this #Ikebukuro #older driver #accident #safety #recording #NHK article #speaking #new words #should have done the five finger test to see how many words I didn't know or something #long post

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incorrecthauntedmansionquotes · 5 years

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Phantom: Wewlcome to McDawnalds. Whould you like a phucking beesechurger?

Melanie: *desperate* Please, I just want to see my husband again...

Phantom: Chiken Nunget.

#haunted mansion #phantom manor #phantom #melanie #melanie ravenswood #source: meme

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loudcowboymilkshake · 3 years

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My husband made these delicious “Chicken Roulades” - Zrazi or Zrazy (Зразы) last week, by my YouTube recipe and they sure turn out very very good;) Proud of my honey ❤️🥰👍🏼 @vital825 • https://youtu.be/RP7chrFsEfA . . . . #zrazy #зразы #roulades #tasty #tastyfood #tastyrecipes #delish #delicious #onmyyoutubechannel #youtube #chiken #chickenrolls #rolls #easyrecipes #easy #best #food #foodie #foodphotography #foodstagram #foodblogger #blogger #bloggerlife #bloggers #bloggerstyle #bloggerlifestyle #blogging #husbandmadeit #hustle #annasrhythmoflife https://www.instagram.com/p/CLunYo6pLTB/?igshid=p506d5dk2hwr

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doubledaffy · 7 years

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January, 2017. Daisy and I went to Japan to visit Kevin and Shoko. I wrote a lot about it and made this little video. XO.

1-5-17 Thursday

Kyushu island

Hippo Bakery

Beach walk. Bread. Blendy Stick. Laundry mat. Itoshima - wife and husband. I forgot my back pack on the beach it so happens. Moto guys. Daisy thought Japanese surfers were big water turkeys. Ancient pine forest. Karatsu burger. I hated. Aka egg and cheese. Kagamiyama mountain. Body move move. Karatsu castle. Ripped the cube into traffic towards Akasaka station to meet Tsuyoshi. (We got the laundry while I sat in the car). AirBnB guy. Boom box grocery store. Dars. Wasabi potato sticks. Crying toddler. Google translate sucks. Shoko made hot pot meal. Nummy. Kevin whipped his chocolate pops.

Fun fact. The man who invented Tenga, has the Guinness world record for longest JO. How fitting.

Gross airbnb hair on comforter and towel. Do not want to stay there. Wasting more money. :(

1-6-17 Friday

Big dry heave last night. Woke up at 1am thinking "oh boy, something's going on. Whoops!" Ran to the bathroom, felt the heat rise up my body. Was it the broth? The chicken? The Sake? I placed my hands upon the electronically heated seat of the Japanese washlet and began to dry heave. No barf. I felt like Barfing. But nope. My body wouldn't let me. I felt better though and went back to bed. Daisy told me in the AM that they made the HotPot with pork broth, thought of me, and then decided not to tell me. Maybe it was that. Who cares. I feel better today. Kev made Spanish French toast (torijas) for us. It was lovely. Daisy said the shower she took was the best she's ever taken. That's because there's a huge window looking out in the the sea. It's magic. Daisy and went to 7-11. Big presence here. Kev fully loves it. Apparently they make great stuff and the ATM is reliable. Located right next to the "Titty mags" as Kev explained. I took out Shoko's penny board and we stopped at HIPPO tiny surf bakery and got some snacks for the house. No salty bread. We showed up too late. I left the penny board outside and no one stole it! --- Shoko drove us to a special lunch and snack spot. Snack spot was very Japanese and cute and had weird dessert stuff. Lunch spot was closed at 3pm! Great shoe horn though. I Bought the best spoon ever. White metal. Feels like stone. Expensive ceramic gift shops. Hotto motto dance and curb eat. Sake factory great traditional architecture. Drove to muji and inkcube in the mall. Went nuts at Muji. And stuff. Daisy neck hurt. Back home. Cream soup. Organize pack. Test journals and pens out. Daisy in bed by 9. I stay up and eat cream soup and some dars. White chocolate. Do some photos and stuff. Kev teaches himself Japanese on laptop then plays StarDewValley.

1-7-17 Saturday

Woke up early. Beach walk. Big shell find. Hippo. Too early for SheoPan! 9:30 is the best time. Come back. Blendy stick with Scones and Cream Soup left over. Computer time clicky and and work / taxes shit. Shower ocean view. Skate to Hippo at 9:30. got the SheoPan. Groin pull fall on the way back. Saw Osky and the Corgy photo shoot. Kev takes us to train. I dropped 40 on the train card by mistake. Taking photos on the train is illegal, Kevin explains. Photo sound on iPhone mandatory. Unpack at AirBnb. Then Bounce to Lunch at crazy under ground mall. Green noodle soup. So many people. So many things. So many structures. So much lighting. So much movement. No white people. Babies dressing nicely. Cool gear. Women in mens wool long straight overcoats. Tan and black. Big buttons and ties. Underground mall culture. Walk tour through FuK with Kev. Side of building greenery stair case hike to views. Photo shoot women and man. Stop at Julette’s letters. Got a CLIP and stuff. Wooden baby toys nice. Japanese Love Pop and cool pencil, etc. Walk to DONUT spot. Lots of walking. Donut spot in crazy OTHER mall under ground. Madness. Hot down there. Amazing donuts. Weird that in a mall though, but maybe that’s great. Mall Mall Mall. Energy to go to MUJI. Big walk again. Lots of stores and big streets. Mega complex. Water light projector show. Muju is calming. Hot in there. Got more shit. Wanted everything and a new house to decorate. Book for Ben. Meet up with Shoko at Hippo and crazy recycling bear. Walk to restaurant called CHIKEN. Allow smoking, but place is cool and hip and nice. Light beer life. Moscow mule. Was off, from walking and hunger. Kev big adventurous eater. Raw Chicken - SASHIMI. Crazy. Got a little buzzed and let go. Crazy smokey chicken dish. Tasty food overall. Walk back in the Rain. LAWSON Dars and purple gummy candy and Crunky! Shoko peeled off before the AirBnB after party. Incense at the Airbnb made it smell better. Muji lights. 1/4 xanax or whatever to sleep. Pushed beds together with D and passed out.

1-8-17 Sunday

Woke up. Jon Bellion hate listen. Shower in tiny shower. Trying to meet with Kev at Eggs and Things. Big American style food. Just love the American food. Not so much THAT< I love knowing what I’m eating because I have a special little diet that doesn’t really include meat or fish or pork or anything, and here in Japan that’s hard. Kev showed up. After Eats and Things we popped on the train(s) to Dazaifu - a very old (16th century) Shrine (or could be a temple, hard to remember which is which) about 1hr on the localish trains. People on the trains sleep a lot. It’s nice. Also, no one is loud. Very quiet and respectful. Trains are on time and the stations are clean. One train we took was just the loveliest color scheme - light green/blue and red. V. calming. Tons of people in the terminals at times. Felt like Grand Central Terminal. If I ever felt like wanting to go to a Bigger Japanese city, nope - this amount of people is fine. Dazaifu is amazing. Tiny village full of a billion people swarming up to see the shrine, but it was oddly peaceful because no one is rude and it’s generally quiet. Tiny shops and people cooking meat sticks and shit on the sides on the way up. At the end, before the gate, there was a naturally formed single file line just to take a pic with the whacky animal statue. Formed by the people in a simple organized way. Not like the monster americans at Disney. Just a nice simple civilized line. Inside, we had to do a special hand and mouth wash routine to cleanse ourselves a the water zone. I touched my lips to the water bucket stick because it’s hard to know the customs in other countries. A million Japanese people cycling through there each day, and Jeff touches his lips to the community water bucket. We hiked up into the woods and saw an amusement park on the other side which seemed weird being so close to a shine or whatever. We got soft meatless sweet pucks and sat at a low table. Very relaxing stroll. Felt bad that Kev was in the Glum zone not knowing if his relationship is in the pits. Train back Komono woman sleeping among all the other sleeping Japanese people. Kev bounced, had to work and wanted to be home for the night. We wish we could all just stay at the house. Going back to the AirBnB and not having family dinner with the homie was bumming us out. I was excited to take the reins and figure out where to go in the new city. Apple Maps is great for walking directions on this trip. Great UI. Google Maps looks like garbage. Daisy found a place that has burgers and veggy options called Brooklyn Parlor. No shame in just going to a cool hip place that I know I can get something I like. The thing is, the Japanese food I have eaten is amazing. But when you’re without your Japanese speaking friends, it’s very hard to make sure you aren’t eating shell fish or meat. We saw some other cool small restaurants we’d thought looked nice on the walk. 7-11 stop after dinner to get snacks. The Titty Rags had censorship thingies on the genitals and they also had tape on the pages so you couldn’t open em. Old man barfing at the bus stop, but overall we’re getting a friendly vibe from the city. Plans to watch Finding Dori on the lappy, but might just crash. Trying to plan what to do tomorrow with the rental car with Kev. Hard to plan sometimes! We’re living out of a backpack now because of the AirBnB and would like to re-up / swap out our gear.

(First horn sound we’ve heard here. Wow. Just now as I was typing this entry, just goes to show you, why honk, when you can be patient and kind?)

1-9-17 Monday

Giants

Eggs and things iced coffee?

Train to Kevin's

Rental car madness - couldn’t find Nissan. Goosechase.

Senyoji temple - Magic. Soft. Quiet. Milltion Monks on hill. Old artifacts. Incense. Chanting on Mic.

Everyone backs their car in to the parking spot.

Ichiran Noodle Factory - ticket system. Rice and Egg and cold Mushrooms. Put the plate on the sound thingy and it makes a big sound all across the restaurant signifying that you want your next little order.

Tea Garden Madness - Light up trees across this huge empty yard with pop music blasting from a ton of speakers hidden all over the grounds. I did a BodyMoveMove, naturally.

1-10-17 Tuesday

Tried to go to Hippo today. It’s hard to go there, apparently. Closed on Tuesdays. Whoops! Came back with no pastries, so Kevy Cab hooked up the Pancakes and I took care of the Blendy Sticks. Grabbed the laundry and popped out to the long driving day through windy roads in the beautiful Japanese country side. First we stopped at the big Caldera overlook where a volcano made a blast hole a very long time ago. Then we popped down more windy roads to see the Aso Volcano. It was cloudy, but you could see a massive mountain with a big hole in it smoking underneath sets of ominous clouds. The museum center looked like something out of a Russian Post Apocalypse B movie. Drove to the wrong hot springs, I was getting car sick, so moved up front. The steering wheel is on the right side here, so sitting up front is a treat cuz you feel like you’re just controlling the car with you mind. Finally made it to the real hot springs. It’s a 24hr spot and it’s magical. You pick your favorite little hot spring house for around 1500 Yen (15 bucks). Then you pop in there, shower off, put your coins in the slot thingy that makes hot water blast out of a long tube into a beautiful wooden tub. We would have splurged for the rock tub for an extra dollar. Yup, a dollar for the upgrade. Daisy and I never felt so relaxed. I bought some sheepy slippers at the gift shop and am wearing them now. I also bought a sprite type drink that was about 1/4 size of a glass coke bottle, with a label designed to win design awards. Shoko is now getting car sick, so it’s me and her up front, with her driving. She drives very fast. On the highway she was passing mother fuckers with ease. I was nervous. Grabbed our laundry from the trusty laundry mat (drying only for us). I lay down on the bench while Daisy read Japanese Nylon. I was trying to still my body. Bopped over to the UDON noodle place and got some Tofu Noodle Udon and white rice. It was simply great. Ate at the counter and took some iPhone vids of stuff. At home raging on some 7-11 snacks we got at some point today. 7-11 here is what I want a convenience store to be. It has lots of shit I like and cheap. Daisy in bed now cuz I feel I owe it to myself to document these trips. They’re super important to me and special and I’m lucky to go on them.

1-11-17 Wednesday

Woke up at 8am and popped out to the ocean magic tree zone to dance in public for my BodyMoveMove & Exquisitemovement project. Dancing really gets the heart pumping. Daisy said she wanted to go for a run on the beach but where is she now? Face down in bed, that’s where. I can’t seem to sleep past 8 and I’m loving it. Slid over to Hippo for a pastry run. Scored that ShioPan which is very rare and special, as we all know. Came back and missed the “let’s go” and rushed to get ready. Everyone was making fun of me for being a space cadet on this trip, but I kinda like being loose and spacey when I’m not at the wheel. Most of my life is dictated by me and only me so it’s been really nice that Kev and Shoko are handling everything and being great tour guides. We zap over to Shoko’s parent’s house which is a traditional Japanese magical tiny compound. Garden’s and outbuildings and paths tucked and squeezed into the tiny suburban hillside. They have another house that they open as a cafe and art gallery and everything is as you’d expect a modern day / ancient Japanese house to be. They have a fucking COY POND in the middle of it all with lots of buddies swimming back and forth. Their toilet has a button that lifts and lowers the seat - no touch lifestyle. That sums up the house and how rad it is. We jammed over to a fast food Sushi Roll place that uses a conveyer belt system to deliver your food and you pay per plate. You order on the touch screen and it makes a lot of loud chimes and screams at you, which is the only downside. All this annoyance is overruled by the convenience and novelty. I ate no fish because fish grosses me out and I feel bad for them. They say fish is good for you, but not for me because it’s disgusting and smells like low tide. Your kid isn’t dressed up like he/she is headed to fashion week? Don’t bring them outside then. That’s the rule. Tolls here are very expensive, but the roads, even though I can’t read a god damn word, seem to be great and tight and efficient and clean. Next, we bopped over to the largest bronze Buddah that is laying down. It’s magnificent and peaceful. Snagged a Bodymovemove before going inside and praying at all the little pray stations. Then we got little balls with feathers on them to toss into the tiny buckets but none of us were successful. Guess what? This place is manicured to perfection and has a very hand made feel. Lots of paths into the forest and mini shrines and stuff. Even a tiny Torii Gate you can crawl through. Whoops, sun is setting, so we blast off to another Temple Shrine they’re calling Hay something. It has a lot of stairs and you can see the ocean and whatever. Big hay knot thingy you can pray to. We got gas and stopped at Aeon for food and snacks for gifts. The Nissan March really gets good gas mileage. I can’t find my lens cap, but who cares, I already got the good Bokeh shot on the highway. We’ve been using a “Shared Wallet” System, which is neat. You all put in the same amount of $ at the beginning and when you do group activities you all take out of that. At the end if there’s any left, you split it up. It works well or whatever. Back home Shoko made hot pot - no pork so I don’t need to dry heave over the wash-let again! Beers for everyone but me and desserts and funny convo on the futon and stuff. I took a bath listening to the ocean waves pulse. So nice. That pulsing really does wash away everything bad.

(so that’s it for what I have written. I know we stayed in Japan longer, maybe I wrote the rest of my thoughts in an actual journal? Hard to care to search for it right now. Maybe the video above will do the trick closing that gap. I’m updating this blog right now and it’s 5/11/19 10:07AM)

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