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leyezzeyee · 2 months

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“season 8 is the worst season” ok explain this then. house’s mother and billy connolly 😭?? are watching wilson defend himself with a chair from a 5’2” park who is high as a kite

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#house md #james wilson #chi park #gregory house #house md season 8 #hate crimes md

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fwuffybun · 1 year

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#tsuki's odyssey #hyperbeard #line camera edit #parsnap #chi #chiraffe #chi's house #cookies #bookmark #book #matcha tea #book journey #puddle skin #phone skin

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thechy-fychannel · 1 month

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I saw a few other blogs doing this so I thought I'd share my input on what I think would happen in the House MD universe in 2024:

the constant jokes abt house and wilson's relationship turns into the fellows jokingly writing fanfic abt their boss and his boy best friend. somewhere along the way they all get very serious abt the quality of it and it turns into a Whole Thing, a 150k+ novel that they vow to take to their graves.

house discovers the fic by accident and sends it to wilson. wilson discovers things abt himself and then he and house discover each other shortly thereafter.

house purposefully posts the fic online and credits the fellows by their entire full names so it embarrasses them more than house and wilson. It's never spoken abt again but it gets way more online attention than any of them expected.

wilson doesn't get how the Cloud works and accidentally uploads his and house's nudes to the google nest hub on his desk. He doesn't notice it until one of his sweet little old lady cancer patients points it out to him during their appointment. He throws the google nest hub into his trash can until he can figure out how to get the naked pictures off of it.

house has an alexa and abuses the hell out of it. sometimes ppl hear him screaming at someone in his office, only to walk in and find a robotic voice replying with "sorry, I didn't get that" and house throws it off the balcony.

wilson gets addicted to online shopping. house has to stage an intervention bc they do not have enough room in their closet for another pair of prada loafers and their kitchen is full of shitty gadgets that wilson bought off temu or something.

some right wing social media influencer comes in with a mysterious illness and ends up getting castrated as part of the solution. 13 personally does the procedure herself and house watches like a proud dad.

a patient reveals chase's grindr by shoving his phone at him and asking "is this you?" abt the headless profile with the ripped abs that says Dr. Feel Good, 0 feet away, in front of the rest of the team.

foreman finds the team doing tiktok dances bc house told them to learn it in order to understand their 15 yr old patient better.

chase medically murders mitch mcconnel and the entire hospital celebrates ding dong the witch is dead style.

there's a whole episode where house faces his transphobia bc of a trans patient that he connects with. the patient tells him to fuck off and go face his own problems instead of pretending to make it right by being nice to one trans person. And house does, even if he's not perfect, he really tries to do better.

13 gets her medical marijuana card and accidentally becomes the team's plug. her main customer is wilson who still supplies it to certain terminal patients. She hears "hey, can I hit your pen?" at least four times a day.

foreman buys a tesla and it blows up in the parking lot. they spend the entire episode trying to figure out who tried to kill foreman, but it turns out that teslas just do that sometimes.

there's an episode where house finds out that netflix is removing his favorite obscure tv show that ran for 2 seasons in 2002 and wilson recruits the team to hunt down a dvd copy of it without house finding out. they somehow manage to find one and spend a ridiculous amount of money on it, only to open the dvd case and find a copy of the porno wilson starred in that one time instead of the dvd of the show. park saves the day at the last minute by finding a copy of it in a box of dvds in her parents house.

#might fuck around and add more later if i can think of some more #chyanne speaks #house md #hate crimes md #medical malpractice md #hilson #dr. gregory house #dr. james wilson #remy thirteen hadley #eric forman #chris taub #chi park #robert chase #house md headcanons

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boy-wonderoncologist · 4 months

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what ‼️ another house md character ranking ⁉️ no way ‼️ (thanks for voting)

#kept the gorillaz tradition going #tumblr killing the quality is real. it’s scary. it could happen to you #house md #james wilson #lisa cuddy #eric foreman #remy hadley #gregory house #greg house #robert chase #allison cameron #video #chris taub #chi park #amber volakis

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mihotose · 7 months

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#taskmaster #taskmasteredit #chi gifs #her mind is so beautiful #i dont like the text formatting in this but i didnt want to use the birds eye shot #five thousand gopros in that house and they couldnt use a different angle. for me

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oddlittlestories · 6 months

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#irrespective of actual sexualities vibes only #house md #gregory house #james wilson #chi park #lisa cuddy #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #lawrence kutner #remy thirteen hadley #ducklings #meme #alignment chart

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wynsvre · 1 month

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park!!!

#she's one of my faves #she's the moment...#her on acid was a crazy bit #and i love her humor sooo much #my art #house md #chi park

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dragonagitator · 2 months

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I stumbled across an old GQ article about House MD, and the actors' headcanons of what happened to their characters after the series ended are even more unhinged than the wildest crackfics on AO3.

PLEASE, fanfic authors, I'm begging you... someone write the President Gregory House / Dominatrix Martha Masters scenario that Hugh Laurie and Amber Tamblyn dreamed up. Or any of the other plots mentioned below. Or somehow cram all of them into the same epic post-canon fic.

#fanfic authors pls #house #house md #hatecrimes md #hate crimes md #greg house #gregory house #eric foreman #allison cameron #robert chase #remy thirteen hadley #remy hadley #chris taub #martha masters #jessica adams #chi park #you thought the fandom was unhinged? the people who made the actual show make us look tame and boring

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thankstothe · 5 months

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#house md #james wilson #chi park #gregory house #hilson #screencap #s08e04 “Risky Business”#long post #longpost #good on her for immediately going to wilson #UR HONOUR #wilson knew what exactly house values more than honor #HIM #(ur honour ure still cute but this isnt abt u sorry)#wilson fucking knows he bets knowing and still makes that face #he truly is devious #hes not shocked that hes valued more hes shocked house is admitting it

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marthammasters · 3 months

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this fellows combo is such a win for dykery

#house md #house #remy thirteen Hadley #chi park #Jessica adams #s8 e3🩰#lee postz #hatecrimes md #remy Hadley #hate crimes md

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idleminds · 1 year

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"This udon, I could eat it forever." — The Makanai: Cooking for the Maiko House, Episode 7

#maiko-san chi no makanai-san #the makanai: cooking for the maiko house #jdrama #gifs #food

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fwuffybun · 1 year

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#tsuki's odyssey #hyperbeard #line camera edit #parsnap #tsuki #tsukilovecarrots #chi #moca #pipi #happy birthday #tsuki's birthday #carrot cake #chi's house

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thechy-fychannel · 19 days

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Here's some fun facts about different characters from House that aren't canon but they're completely true (i just made them up)

Chase is lactose intolerant but eats insane amounts of dairy anyways bc he believes it increases his tolerance or smth idk

Taub was raised by his lesbian aunt(s)

Foreman was reigning champion of his schools spelling bee for all 4 years of highschool

Cameron once shoplifted a tube of lipgloss as a dare when she was a teen and she felt so guilty afterwards that she threw up. it still haunts her to this day

House doesn't like mushrooms (it's a texture thing)

Wilson's teachers tried to force him to write with his right hand as a kid so he's practically ambidextrous but his handwriting is god awful with either hand

Thirteen owns every single Alanis Morissette album

Kutner was actually one of the original developers behind Angry Birds

Cuddy was unbeatable at beer pong in college. She still is if you get enough liquor in her

Amber was a nanny for her first few years in med school and she hated it so much that she swore off ever having kids

Park was in her high school marching band and can play a mean trumpet

#chyanne speaks #house md #hate crimes md #gregory house #james wilson #robert chase #chris taub #allison cameron #remy thirteen hadley #lawrence kutner #lisa cuddy #amber volakis #chi park

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just-tell-him-you-love-him · 5 months

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