#chews my keyboard

[boliide]

♪ : singing them a lullaby and brushing their hair Neff shall sing her a song uwu

With her head nestled against the softness of Neff's thighs, the gentle glow around her entire body is truly irrefutable.

The gentleness of Neff's lullaby encircles them both; a sweet and gentle soundtrack punctuated only by the slow and delicate strokes of the hairbrush she uses to comb through the thick silvery tresses that cascade across Doli's shoulder and back before pooling behind her where Neff concentrates most of her gentle ministrations.

With each slow draw of the bristles, the little star's breath begins to deepen with the only indication of her being awake being the broken, whispery little hums that escape her on an odd exhale when she attempts to duet Neff's lullaby.

#✦━━━ Starry skies;; IC #✦━━━ Our little starlings;; Neff & Doli #cosmicdreamt #CHEWS MY KEYBOARD #I WILL DIE FOR THESE TWO #AHMNAMNMNMNAANAMARRGHHH

[negativezerohues]

their band name is a pun probably

chopped up img under cut

still can’t draw instruments 👍

#they might be hard to distinguish. bc of the lighting. sorry #ava #avm #animation vs minecraft #Art #avm fanart #Red avm #green avm #yellow avm #purple avm #blue avm #alan becker was thinking of me when he made the noteblock episodes #rock band au #does it count as an au if it happened canonically. #whatever #my art #I gave red a keytar bc I couldn’t find any exciting poses with an actual keyboard #ripping them apart like a chew toy

[ex0rin]

It was awesome. I mean, you know me:

The Boys: S03E05 | The Last Time to Look on This World of Lies +bonus showing off:

#hughie campbell #jack quaid #forever obsessed with how he says 'family' #what a huge fucking nerd #i need him carnally #cara gifs #also his stupid hands and arms #and his skinny little nothing waist #bark bark bark #i'm chewing on my keyboard rn

[afi-tangerine]

god, if you’re out there

#i’m chewing through my keyboard #look at him #5sos #ashton #afi #ashton 5 seconds of summer #ashton irwin #5 seconds of summer #ashton 5sos

[best-enemies]

I've reached season 5 on my CSI rewatch and I'm a few episodes past "Swap Meet", where a woman is murdered after attending a swing party with other couples from the neighbourhood. Near the end of the episode there's a moment that made me jump from my seat:

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two cups. He hands her a cup of tea.)

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - BRASS' OFFICE]

Erin Brady: Everybody fantasizes about other people. (She glances at Grissom.)

Even you, Mr. Grissom. A neighbor, a friend ... girl at the office.

[INT. POLICE DEPARTMENT - HALLWAY]

(The door opens. Paul Brady walks out of the hallway. Erin Brady walks out into the hallway. Sara is sitting in the hallway chair watching them. She watches as they meet and kiss.)

(Grissom walks up to Sara and takes the seat next to her. He's holding two culps. He hands her a cup of tea.)

LIKE!!!!!!!

Right after Erin ends her sentence with 'girl at the office', the first time Sara and Grissom meet again, he brings her tea. This might be an innocent interaction but to me it seemed like a nod to this relationship they have where both are into each other, know about the other's feelings, but can't/won't do anything about it (although Sara has kind of given Grissom an ultimatum). I don't know if it was intentional - I'm guessing it is, because I picked it up immediately. I might or might not have squealed in delight.

#csi #gsr #i'm very Normal about them btw i don't think about them 50 times per day or anything #need to talk more about these two here #because im obsessed about them in a Normal way #sara is like. my dream wife. i totally get grissom being in love with her for years and barely holding it together #i would not though #i'm 1000% sure she's bi. but the writers have been cowards so far #also she and i dress THE SAME. yes i love 2000s clothes so what #i could talk about her forever she's everything to me #and grissom. oh grissom. i also get why she's been in love with him forever #i mean what the FUCK went down in san francisco did they hook up and sex was so good it scared them #and now they have to live with that tension and they're scared of crossing that line #nah i'm guessing with these two they just REALLY clicked. like. they were an instant match and they knew it #but grissom didnt want to lose focus on work or whatever and they lived in separate states you know #but oh my god i totally get sara. grissom is such a silver fox. he's like one of the hottest old men i've ever seen in my life #you know what i 100% get tumblr sexualizing old men it's completely valid i'm in this now too #he has this LOOK. whenever he's angry at a suspect. and he looks angrily at them. i'm chewing on my keyboard just remembering it #and his smirks #AND THE WAY HE LOOKS AT SARA #im losing my mind #i love all of gil grissom but seasons 4-5 jesus fucking christ #ok enough with the sexualizing i love him as a character SO MUCH. he's absolutely fantastic #one of the things i love the most about him is that he doesn't judge people. whenever the team is confused about someone #or this persons' lifestyle #he's always trying to understand them and not judge them #like a true scientist he wants to understand the nature of things and people #and he's such a sweetheart i love him so much #like there are so many things i love about him i can't fit them all in the tags. same for sara #they're a perfect match for me

[chorus-the-mutate]

LDKHFGLS UR SO RITE WHEN WILL FANDOM EMBRACE WOOBIE CASCA

Casca has been through so much that she is the canonical woobie character of berserk, she might as well be the fandom's woobie character too

#casca #berserk #she is literally staring at me sadly from my keyboard #she has been ground into the dirt by the narrative and chewed up by the berserklejerk fans #she deserves to be sympathized with and to have her face gently cupped in someone's hands like a lost baby bird #and she deserves to be the berserk woobie #ash speaks #ash answers

[thechanglingchronicles]

I’m SHOCKED that no one else has said anything

but Shelby’s area unknown character is so her orgins character before she died.

We know that her orgins character was a bunny that Wilbur killed so he’d have a friend. Her new AU character is a bunny!

Her character is going to live in a pumpkin house

She was even like I got to remember my character likes pumpkins not carrots.

In her bun hole their is a pumpkin with the same carving as her orgins characters pumpkin.

I know there the same I don’t need Shelby to tell me they are, I know.

I think I need to go watch some orgins smp vids and vods to see if theirs more hints

Everything she says about bun Shub is causing brain rot

Why did she run from New Jersey??

I looked up the meaning of the teeth falling out dream incase it told me more about her character.

I’m obsessed I keep drawing them.

I love all the new people Shelby’s interacting with im obsessed with them and gravel, guqqie, and Acho it’s delightful

#I get it now I’m nawing on them like a chew toy #mcyt #shubble #area unknown smp #area unknown Shelby #bunny Shelby #bun Shub #orgins smp #orgins Shelby #brainrot #i’ve been meaning to pose my theories for bunny shelby’s lore i’m going a we bit crazy because of it #lore!! #mcyt lore #I’m going to post bunny Shelby art soon #I’m might make a pumpkin hat to cosplay her I’m going insane #someone talk to me #i need to be sedated #i’m going insane #*keyboard smash* #i want to eat glass #she perfect to me #I love her so much #2 streams and I can’t think about anything else #I’m going to post fanart soon #I’ve already drawn her many times #kicking and screaming

[illithiddies]

absolutely insane to me that i managed to upload TWO fics in the last 10 days of the whole ass year and somehow managed to actually get a pretty good response to it!!

also shoutout to the 64k in my BG3 documents folder that I haven't even been able to post yet, but hopefully will in 2024!

#chewing on my keyboard rn actually dfkjghjk im like. about to go to a party in an hour and this made me wanna write SO bad #im so so. so so glad sw didn't completely kill my desire to write. im so glad bg3 helped me find that again #i havent responded to any of my fic comments yet but im very emotional about them kjdfghj ty guys for encouraging me to write again!! #questlog

[ddarker-dreams]

happy weekend folks. i'm losing my mind trying to decide what draft to work on . 🙏

#i have broken my 'no more than one rough draft' rule and am suffering because of it #i'm obsessed with all three ideas #here we've got a yan scara/yan chrollo/and yan machi with a sprinkle of yan chrollo in the background #i'm going to chew on my keyboard #lock.txt

[makeshiftstory]

My hand slipped and drew up Scal and Throk in the ship sticker meme formate. I had to up the levels of Turbo Garbage Gremlin Chaos that Scal is. I’ll be painting this piece up later in the day.

Scal and Throk belongs to @azirtheshark

#My art #art #WIP #Changes #Comic #Scal #Throk #Ahuizotl #It’s Canon #Scal really did chew up a computer keyboard out of frustration

[sporadicfrogs]

god I fucking hate corporate buzzword bullshit

#“oh this new software tool will help foster a sense of ~belonging~ #shut up shut up shut UP #that doesnt mean anything thats just words!!! #how the FUCK is a new system to enter data into gonna help make me feel like i BELONG #“we're all about fostering a community of belonging and welcome” #SHUT. UP. #let me do my job and go i dont want these fuzzy meaningless words gdamn #and stop making me go to workshops and conferences that are JUST ABOUT these good sounding words #give me a tangible plan. steps. actions to take. a definable goal. #gonna start chewing through my computer keyboard #how much money has this company spent hiring consultants and arranging conferences just to come up with the tagline ~belonging 😇~ #im not cut out for this man #WHAT. DOES. IT. MEAN.

[jangmi-latte]

Hah...ha..w..sa.h......

WBSKKSKAKWKDQODKKQKSKAKDWJJSJWJSJAJSJASJKASJNWSKADOAKNDKAKDKAJDJWBENWJR ENEKEK TEMRM.RTNMEDNMSBT W.WW WKKQW B;✓¥✓( .A.R.ANZNnajan;,;jajJakkaosj THAT BUN IS NOW IS SIGANTUES HAIRSTLTEW HE DOESBNT H-H-HHE CAN'T JUST WJSJWNFNJK DKWNW.B S-SO WHEN HE WORKS WDOUT HE USES THQT HAIRSTYLEN?2?2?2??32?⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

HIS STYLE WE ALREADY KNOW HIS STYLEJWKSNJQNRWNBJWJEJWJE I'M BALD I'M MALDING I'M EATING EARTHWORMS I'M GONNA GARGLE HIS SCALPJFJWEU

#twisted wonderland #twst jp #pomefiore #vil schoenheit #I'M GOING TO CHEW ON WOODEN TBALESHWJFJKQFJWJDJW #KEYBOARD SMASHING ISN'T ENOUGH #I JUST CAN VIVIDLY SEE THE SWEAT ON HIS NECK WHEN HE STARTS WORKING OUT O-OR DOING OUTDOOR ACTIVITIES #hE LIKES HIS CHEST OUT BUT WHERE IS THE CHEST ITSELF #COLLARBONES #THEY'RE SHOWING SO MUCH SKIN I FEEL SO MEDIEVAL #i wish great harm on pomefiore #DON'T LOOK AT ME I'M POSTING THIS DURING CLASS WITH MY CAM ON #HAHA W.E.QJW.FH BELOVED WHAT IS THIS BEHVAIOR

[maskyartist]

LOOK WHAT I BOUGHT!!!!!!

#masky says #*grabs this book violently shoves it in my mouth chews swallows* fine literature #ALSO DO U KNOW HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THIS EXACT CONTROLLER???? #SINCE IT FUCKIN DROPPED IM LIVING RN #the keyboard's so clicky too.....

[thefreelanceangel]

Tagged: Song Titles

Tagged By: @gatheredfates (you wench) and @riftdancing (ma'am, you're amazing, but I am not doing this twice)

Find a song for each letter of your URL that matches a character.

T -- "Tall Glass of Cyanide" - Adam Jensen (Anna) H -- "Haunted" - Type O Negative (Renaux) E -- "Endless Love" - Sun Nan & Han Hong (Summer) F -- "Flesh" - Simon Curtis (Anna) R -- "Race for the Sun" - 3 Doors Down (Tara) E -- "Evil Angel" - Breaking Benjamin (Imayo) E -- "Elements" - Lindsey Stirling (Summer) L -- "Labyrinth" - Trivecta (Tara) A -- "A Little Wicked" - Valerie Broussard (Anna) N -- "Never Enough" - Five Finger Death Punch (Solange) C -- "Casual Sex" - My Darkest Days (C'allie) E -- "Everything Dies" - Type O Negative (Imayo) A -- "Apocalyptic" - Halestorm (Anna) N -- "Never Gonna Be Alone" - Nickelback (Narasen) G -- "Gone Forever" - Three Days Grace (Solange) E -- "Eyes of a Stranger" - Queensrÿche (Capricia) L -- "Let's Put the X in Sex" - KISS (C'allie)

Tagging: @luck-and-larceny; @dumb-hat; @kestrelvylbrand; @rylen-ashworth; @umbralaether; @aces-and-kings (Tumblr hiatus but why not); @miqojak; @its-the-val-pal; @fair-fae; @shroudkeeper; @uldahstreetrat... and this took me like a week so I lost track of who else Sea decided to torture with this... so if you see it, HAH! SUFFER WITH ME.

#Tagged #FFXIV #SO MANY FUCKING E SONGS #I was chewing on my keyboard trying to find correct ones wtf Sea

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

🥵It's🥵the🥵bby🥵girl🥵with🥵the🥵tight🥵little🥵body🥵in🥵those🥵low-rise🥵boxers🥵with🥵a🥵kiss🥵to🥵the🥵camera🥵for🥵me🥵

#not to mention the slick sweaty skin OHMYFUCKINGGOD #LOOK AT THE TONED CUTS IN THAT BODY #Fucker makes me wanna chew on each key on my keyboard and speak in tongues #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu-metal #Black Light Burns #down the rabbit hole

[fern-pajamabrain]

i was on a call with my uni friend doing a group project, and her family kept asking 'what was that sound?'. the sound was me typing, sorry you don't find keys going click click click that sexy😔

#pelotudeces #she did say it sounded like a rabbit rapidly chewing its food lol #everyone comments on my keyboard making sounds but it's Cute and Sexy!!! #and I haven't used a computer for 15+ years just to t y p e s l o w l y